We have recently received intel…
We have recently received intel that the Iraqi WMD’s may be located at a Payless Shoes Store.
(George Bush)
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In soviet russia, shoe throws person at you!
only if they’re shoeicide bombers trained in boot-camps!
Second
*punches 2nd*
*feels much better*
*offers CW some Purel hand sanitizer*
Why thank you.
One can never be too careful around trolls, especially during cold and flu season.
*hugs rhorho*
Always looking out for others.
*swishes dirt with toe of shoe*
Aww, shucks!
ha!
Bush received intelligence? OMG!!
*checks CNN website*
Damn, I was thinking the same thing.
I should have known it was a false alarm. Otherwise, the headline would have been “Bush Spontaneously Combusts.” The cause would have been a mystery, as no one would have ever guessed…
Plenty of internet conspiracies though. Probably involving a reversal voodoo ritual involving five dead Democrats who willingly died for the cause, still beating heart of the oldest Republican, some lint found in a CEO’s change purse, and a bowl repentant tears from Uncle Fester brought to boil in the shoes of Dick Cheney.
The other theories would be completely crazy though.
Indeed! The theory that Cheney injected his agenda via hypodermic into Bush’s neck is highly suspect. If that had been the case, Bush would have had a cohesive plan, at the least.
I think he used food additive and let the policies build up in his system.
Bush and cohesive in the same sentence??
This makes me think of Tommy Boy:
Tommy: Richard, I…have…a…plan!
Richard: Yikes!
“A lot of people go to school for seven years…”
“they’re called doctors”
Also, “repentant” and “Uncle Fester” in the same sentence?
That is why it is a real hard ritual to pull off.
Impossible, I would say. I don’t know how he did it, but even Alternate Universe Uncle Fester is unflappable.
With enough liquor, women, and food, you can talk Uncle Fester into anything.
I don’t think it would take much of any, provided they are the RIGHT liquor, women, and food. I doubt that a gallon of mead with a gnarly chick holding a falafel would do much good.
Point taken and now I have a damaging image in my head…
Now I want a falafel.
MMMMMM mead….
mmmmm Fester….
Better late than never I suppose!
Fail.
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Weapons of Morale Destruction.
Soleless terr’ists!
ouch. blistering.
Definitely a remark that makes you look like a heel.
Hard to get those scuff remarks out of linoleum.
Don’t tell anyone, or you will start a sandal.
Don’t be so tight-laced!
I know it’s corny but I like to toe the line.
“may” be located, not “are” located…
It depends on whether the intel has been confirmed.
Nope. It depends on whether the intel has been confirmed.
Nesting fail–PK!
Does this make the war legal now?
Remember Nixon’s Dictum: It’s not illegal if the president does it! Which is why we need to elect a guy with all sorts of vices, so that they’ll no longer be illegal.
Ya… Good old Nixon, he dictum all right.
in bed >.>
And in office buildings…
With a penis.
Made of jello.
with the fruit chunks in it???
*wrinkles up nose; shakes head*
Not for me.
And those carrot shavings. Ewwwww.
oh please,the more vices a president has, the more illegal it becomes…. hell, clinton smoked weed, bush did coke, and those are still illegal. and you know, i can’t remember which president it was who passed prohibition, but i bet he was a raging alcoholic. also, the last good president we had was from Missouri.
…only if we limit our hostilities to shoe throwing affairs.
Only if we limit the conflicts to shoe throwing skirmishes…
2nd PK Nesting Fail today!
I have a complaint. Has anyone else has trouble with PK suddenly jumping to an ad page lately?
Last time I was on here (2 nights ago I think) and today, I was scrolling through comments and the page suddenly jumped to the white/yellow pages. I am pretty sure I did not accidentally click on anything on the side, so what the heck is up?
I hope it isn’t me or my ‘puter……
Yes, it does it to me at home.
I started having pop-up ads, even with the blocker in action. Did a virus scan daily, to no effect, 2 different scan programs. Then the computer got slower…3 Trojans and a back door virus were found by a compu-doctor. I’ve switched from internet explorer to firefox AND gotten a new virus scan program since then. Beware the ’stack full at line…’ error message!
Ya, I got that one a while back too.
All I want for Christmas is five minutes alone with the guy who wrote Virtumonde and a gallon of hot nitric acid.
I love it when that cute vein in your forehead bulges out…
Followed by an application of some gorilla glue and lots of left-over styrofoam peanuts!
In bed…
OH, yeah! “Slan Agat’s Simulated Drowning for Spyware Writers”… the whole faces melting part is just an *unfortunate* side effect
That happened to me. I promptly scanned my computer because I thought I had a virus or something. Nothing though.
*shrugs*
Okay, I’m going to doggedly believe it is wordpress, then. It usually is. The system doesn’t seem to be able to handle LONG LISTS of comments very well. Maybe the glitch is a holdover from that…? My programming ignorance, let me show u it.
Oh and THANKS, DWN and Captain *salutes*. I appreciate the feedback!
We have your back hun. ^_^
I like the salute! It made me smile.
In bed?
Now that is an image… *blinks*
You can add *in bed* or *with a penis* on the end of any sentence and it makes the lols.
With a penis has less uses in my opinion. As for adding in bed, I like it because it leaves so much to the imagination while letting me have a childish snicker.
True. The with a penis is much better to add behind movie titles.
For example: Finding Nemo… with a penis. Chasing Amy… with a penis.
*immature giggles*
*snicker* I will concede that.
Saving Private Ryan… With a penis.
Great, now I am doing it.
Stop now!
*shakes DWN*
It’s addicting!
WlkjLKAJAJKHALKJKLJSDLKjl;ajsl;dkjal;dj
*is shaken British Nanny style*
C1-C2 fractures?
Precisely. *dies*
“Twilight with a penis” sounds like some sort of artsy soft-core movie that could actually exist.
LOL! You’re going to get me in trouble…..that tickled the funny bone in several places, Tessie
)
Spirited Away. . .with a penis.
Mean girls. . .with a penis.
Fools Rush In. . .with a penis.
This is fun X3
The Little Mermaid… with a penis
Pretty Woman… with a penis
Journey to the Center of the Earth… with a penis
The Matrix Reloaded… with a penis
The Hunt for Red October… with a penis
Ooooh dear, this is going to get interesting.
W. with a penis!!!!! OH! ME FTW!!!
*laughs hysterically*
Though that did give me a bad mental picture. Ew.
I try not to think of things like that because then I might understand why Laura Bush always has a Jokeresque painted on her face. AND THAT, is enough to keep me up screaming for weeks.
On a lighter note.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure… with a penis
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey… with a penis
How Stella Got Her Groove Back… with a penis
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape… with a penis
Arachnophobia… with a penis
Dirty Dancing with a penis.
The assassination of Jesse James by the coward robert ford with a penis.
In Bruges with a penis.
Snatch with a penis.
Capt. Wow, you realize The assassination of Jesse James by the coward robert ford with a penis is f’n brilliant, right?
Why thank you. I loled muchly.
“Pretty Woman… with a penis”
Oh, they made that. It was called The Crying Game.
And may I add:
The Pursuit of Happyness…with a penis;
Memoirs of a Geisha…with a penis;
Batman Begins…with a penis; and
Live Free or Die Hard…with a penis.
“Pretty woman…with a penis”. Sounds like a
Drengene fra angora video–very funny ‘boy band’
imitation. Linked!
No Way Out…with a penis
Thelma and Louise…with a penis
and my favorite
Bambi…with a penis.
Not a movie but…
Lifetime, Television for Women… with a penis
Oprah… with a penis
The View… with a penis
Now back to movies.
Fiefel Goes West… with a penis
The Nightmare before Christmas… with a penis
Jingle All the Way… with a penis
Gravedancers… with a penis
Wicked Little Things… with a penis
Shakespeare in Love… with a penis
In & Out… with a penis
Dirty Pretty Things… with a penis
Sideways… with a penis
Die Hard … with a penis.
“In & Out with a penis”
Oh my that’s one of the funniest, most accurate things I’ve read in a while.
As good as it gets… With a penis. :]
Ooohh! Good movie, too!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with a Penis
Fiddler on the Roof with a Penis
Speed with a Penis
Brotherhood of the Wolf with a Penis (Le Pacte des Loupes avec Penes)
Edward Scissorhands with a Penis [ouch!]
Princess Mononoke with a Penis
The Empire Strikes Back with a Penis
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King with a penis
Hitch with a penis
I Am Legend with a penis
Attack of the Clones With a Penis
Revenge of the Sith With a Penis
A New Hope With a Penis
Return of the Jedi With a Penis
Free Willy With a Penis
Two Hands With A Penis
Lethal Weapon With a Penis…
(Batman Begins With a Penis still a winner, though)
Mary Poppins with a Penis
With a penis has less uses in my opinion
In your case, I’m sure that’s true.
First it’s trolls, now we have an elf infestation. Let’s hope we don’t develop a case of hobbits.
Yeah if we do, all that booze and pie will be gone for sure.
and all the cats will get pregnant.
What’s with the new handle?
I actually know this troll. It is why she likes to snipe me so much. I suggest ignoring her. She gets very predictable after a while when you recognize her socks. Assuming she isn’t calling somebody else’s home with suicide threats and/or forgetting her medication. I’m sure she will be seeing hobbits or thinking she is one anyday now.
it’s ok, i stocked up on penicillin. *hands out syringes*
Anyone else smell that? Smells like trolls.
*tazes Lenwe*
I *love* this thing!!
I’m beginning to think I’ve got anger issues.
It’s okay, you’ll start to associate it with the pleasure of hurting people.
I don’t know if that will make her a sadist or a troll. I also am not sure if I have to specify the subtle differences.
Take my advice, Captain: Relax and Enjoy! Remember, your anger issues are not *your* problem…ZAP!!
(gets me through many a day)
I prefer the venerable “I used to know a chick like that”.
With fake accent a la Sean Connery character on SNL version of “Jeopardy”:
“That’s what your mother said, Alex”.
What are these ‘ads’ you speak of?
They take over the whole screen and you have to hit the “back” button twice or close the tab. One is for Yellow Book, I believe.
Didn’t you mention on another thread some sort of ad blocker software? I have Firefox, with 64-bit Vista. I tried to download Ad Muncher (?), but it didn’t seem to work.
I apologize in advance for my ignorance. I just got a new laptop this week, and can’t even find my cat under the pile of instructions, let alone know which way is up on this business.
Oooooooo! I <3 new laptop day. It’s my favorite next to new cell phone day.
I’m supposed to be getting a new one today >.> it’s like waiting for chistmas to come
Use the add-on finder and search for Adblock Plus. Should snap right in.
Thank you! :-*
In fact, just because you’re such a peach, just click on my name.
Thank you, but I had already installed the other way.
Your link will help others, though.
*gives n8 3/4 internet*
Sorry, but that’s all I’ve got, unless you want a cat…
*shuffles through boxes, instructions, foamy wrap, plastic baggies, twisties, cellophane, styrofoam and CDs*
Heh, unless it’s Cat 5, nevermind! I already have two cats, though I’ve yet to hear them lol.
I started out with two cats, but now it’s four. They tippy-toe in, it seems.
Either way, no “Cat5″ for me !! LOL
Browser redirects…
They’re nefarious for several reasons.
1. PK probably makes money every time one of us is directed to the “advertisement” page. Those pay-per-visit ad sites are supposed to require you to voluntarily click the ad, PK took the liberty of taking away our ability to ignore the advertisments.
2. Navigating you away from a page without your consent just seems….dirty…like I’ve been violated.
Hopefully it won’t work well. If nobody hits, those will eventually go away…
…in theory.
I haven’t had full browser redirects, but I have had the links for ads not being on the ads themselves, but instead in the posts. Meaning, if I click “Reply to this comment”, then I am sometimes clicking an ad instead.
Ad Blocker Plus (link in n8’s name, above) is great, but you may need to visit the website to find the version that will work for your PC. The floating ads and redirects have vanished since I installed it.
Yep just happened to me. Same add too.
It does that to me too, and it’s starting to piss me off. Or that might be the bimboes sitting next to me. Gotta love high school. [/sarcasm]
I have had that problem.
Are they BOGO WMD’s?
There used to be such a thing as a Nike missile, once upon a time… no, serious!
“Throw a shoe at me once, shame on you. Throw another shoe at me… twice… um… how does that go? Oh, yeah, so what?”
won’t be fooled again?
You’re closer to the actual quote. I used “so what?” because sometime in the last few days, a journalist (Martha Raddatz?) said that Al Qaeda was not in Iraq before we invaded, but they are now. Bush’s response was, “So what?”
How do I miss these thing? My TV is on news channels 24/7. It couldn’t be spending too much time on PK, could it???
Thanks for the update!!
Why do people think that if a word ends in the letter s, it is mandatory to add an apostrophe?
There is no apostrophe in the term “WMDs.” Ya, I’m a grammar Nazi. Learn to punctuate, tard.
How much shoe would a lame duck duck, if a lame duck could duck shoe?
I can’t say many good things about our prez but I will say this for him… he has excellent reflexes!
Great, we’re going to war with payless now.
yay
yay
yay