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It is an ROTC parade, I believe.
This is why women should be in the army and men should not be in the army. BWT i’ve been in ROTC, and while a lot of hot girls – not like this – and no skirts.
wow. legs. get over it.
Or under? Or between?
Rather good legs…
Yeah, I’m a girl and I think they’ve got nice legs. You get over Q.
Oh, and I’m straight.
Above, did you mean to say, “You get over *it* Q,” or were you telling Unc to get over Q?
I meant to put the it for whoever Q is. I’m assuming it’s a she, and she has no sense of humor. It wasn’t directed at you Unc!
Wow I just confused myself.
I meant “you get over *it* Q.”
*NEEDS CAFFEINE!*
*offers Wow a cup of steamy hot java with a shot of espresso*
Why thank you.
*accepts gratefully*
I have a sense of humor. I like legs. I just don’t think these are epic.
The legs on their own are perhaps not epic. However, there are a large number of them, and they are topped off by a uniform. This combination makes this picture epic. EPIC I TELL YOU!
Quantity, as more than one person has noted, has a quality all of its own.
Could have fooled me.
I’m sorry, adon’t this film. so I have not comment.
You dont what this film???
BRACE YERSELF Q I’M COMING IN DRY!
Oh, noes!! There’s no way to call Unc off, either. The calamity!!
*pauses, then shrugs* Maybe Q will enjoy it. Unc’s not so bad, in a pinch.
Maybe it will help her relax…?
Immediately, probably not, but the Silkwood shower afterwards may be refreshing…
Wire brush and Domestos always starts my day off right!
*purrrrs*
What? Man, my battery is almost dead… Where the HELL am I gonna get 2 nuclear fission battery cells?
Of course you will…
They want me… you can tell…
*wags index finger*
Kiss and tell, Unc…
Good lord. Where do I go to support whatever program those women are in? We definitely need to make sure it’s well-funded.
But if it is well funded, then they might be able to afford pants. Do we really want that?
Point taken. We all have to make cutbacks…
Not at all, they spend their pants funds on shoes, so no worries
I’m sick and tired of MY TAX DOLLARS paying for shoes that don’t match!! Lazy hussies… what is the world coming to when women can’t even go shoe shopping properly… hell in a handbasket…
*grumble*
I, for one, haven’t noticed a damn thing about their shoes… : D
They wear shoes?
LOL, exactly.
I did, as such: What fricking military service makes their troops march arond in fricking high heels? Shouldn’t that be registered as a form of torture?
I don’t know if they are military, and if they are, it’s not USA military. Someone mentioned the mis-matched heels before. Plus, while they all have their hair tired back, it’s still down. Both big no-nos in US Military.
Second that.
Looking in the background (as little of it as there is)
Looking in the background (as little of it as there it seems that it might bbe a european military force. What bugs me is that there seem to be 2 US Army looking “Class A” uniforms in the background, so maybe german or italian? I know we’ve got installations there. Not too sure to be honest though.
… and the skirts are at knee, not at upper thigh. US military outfits for women are rather dowdy.
yeah, I have to agree, probably not military. Maybe a pep squad though.
though. While the current Army dress uniform *is* grey (arggh! I
miss the dress greens!!!), the insignia on the arms looks all wrong, plus the current dress uniforms have knee-length skirts and the heels are much lower.
lower. Both of my parents are ex-military and my husband is
serving currently, and I’ve never seen a women’s skirt
shorter than knee length. It should be noted also that only the
formal uniforms have skirts; all other female uniforms are
virtually identical to the male ones.
Also, the pants should be allocated where they’re really needed, i.e., the Polka Dot Underwear Brigade.
Naw–They have too many pants already, imo.
All right, guys quit drooling or you will damage your computer keyboards
I d n’t knnnnnnnnow what you’re tttttalking ab ut.
It’s surprising just how clean one’s tongue can make the screen…
The camera man: “I’m not looking at your legs, I’m not looking at your legs…GOOD LORD THE VIEW SCREEN ON THIS CAMERA IS TERRIFIC!!!”
Is that the Nikon X4E with the periscope lens?
Hahah, I hope it had a good mic too…
The sound of all those lovely heels tapping on the pavement…yuuuuuuummmy!
Is that a eurotrip quote?
If it was, it was accidental.
rhorho you are in my head…be careful in there, you have no idea what you might find!
I have seen Eurotrip…but that isn’t a quote at all that I’m aware of. I just felt it was applicable to the image provided.
*whispers quietly, and is otherwise extremely careful*
I’m a bit confused. Is this a nesting issue?
Good grief, if it wasn’t a periscope lens before…
Actually I think the cameraman has a thing for heels, unless the lens on the camera is a wide angle.
great way to start the morning
Something about dress uniforms…ladies don’t pretend a man in uniform doesn’t get your attention!
I really approve of this dress code…the skirts and heels are a nice touch.
I hope for their sake that the parade is a short one. YOWCH!
Shades of the Kirsty McColl ‘Shoes’ song…
I’m not going to pretend anything! Men in uniform is hawt.
I bet you’re hell to take to Burger King…
Win!
Yuck! Let me simplify further for ya. Men in military uniforms are hawt.
Not simplify, but expand…
Not simplify or expand, but specify…
The first thing I noticed was their shoes don’t all match. We straight femmes are weird that way, I s’pose…
It made me flinch a bit too.
)
…and the hats are crooked, and the hair isn’t consistent, and their gloved hands are balled up into fists (probably from the tight shoes)…
There, straight guys: Now you have information it would have taken a week for you to discover on your own.
I wonder who they are. Definitely not military. (If they are, they need a spanking.) Is it just the light, or is the colour quite different on the various jackets too? Looks a bit like a “territorial army”-thing which has no budget but haven’t realized that they’re shut down. Didn’t get the memo.
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umm i think its just the lighting that makes the jackets look different
colors…. but the hats, and shoes bug me too (I think i spend to much
time with the perfection obsessed cadets at my school)
I was hoping you would know. They appear to me to be northern European by phenotype (mainly). LOL–I’m sure many guys would line up and march for the chance of a spanking with these women, giving or receiving, as it were. Considering they don’t look battle-ready, I’m thinking this is some sort of morale-boosting secretarial, nursing, or other such military-attached squad. A show of a different kind of force…?
I am irritatingly clueless here.
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(The more I look at it, the more I am thinking “air stewardesses” or something. Nothing with any military connection should be allowed to be that sloppy.)
Agreed. To me, the abundance of long hair and the lack of thick ankles was the deal-clincher, after the sloppiness.
yeah it made me think stewardess too. mostly the hair and the fact there are some looking around. There’s no way in hell any military gig would allow that to happen in a public parade. The shoes too, nice as they are (and i am impressed, I can walk in heels much less march) I don’t think they could do any turning or whatever because you turn on the ball of one foot and heel of the other..
Maybe it’s a parade the Airport or something put on
Yeah, I’m amazed at how often you see parades of Stewardesses [/sarcasm]
I didn’t have thick ankles in the military. Most female soldiers didn’t. You can have long hair in the military if you’re female, too. You just have to wear it off your collar. I think the standards used to be more lax in the Navy (I saw women in ponytails when I was a Navy brat) but they’re more, eh, “uniform” now.
Actually, the Navy makes us wear our hair either up or short, and never touching the bottom of our collar. I have seen pictures of the Australian Navy’s females having ponytails while in uniform. Don’t know when the USA ever let females in the Navy wear ponytails in uniform.
I was thinking nothing military should have that high of a heel for marching in…cute, but DAMN…also I think there is a limit in US mil for style and hiegth that these violate…
If you want women to march in heels, have them wear dancing shoes, like the
capezios that dancers wear on broadway. Heels, but solidly
made: stable and designed for comfort.
Spanking? naa
But they can clamp their thighs over me ears…
(Fester’s hint of the day: when muff diving, if you can feel the bones in your skull creak, you know you’re doing it right)
*disbelieves*
*writes down Unc’s truism*
*begins embroidery project*
May I order another two for our upcoming church fete? I reckon I’d be able to sell one or two.
I’ll do my best! *embroiders faster*
Spanking? You have my attention. *grabs flogger and puts on proper scowl*
Dude, that’s your leaf blower. Quick, get back to work before the foreman catches you on here again.
*Insert clumsy “leaf blower” rebuttal here* Just thought I’d save you the time.
*lacks a foreman and lacks a leaf blower*
What are you going on about now?
Yewhut? Get out of DWN’s way – it could be very educational. Like the ginger tip (which, incidentally, certainly does not work for everyone… there was nearly a fatality! One person’s ginger is another’s wasabe.
Oh My Goodness!!
Perhaps you should start with something less, uh…potent?
*visions of sugar plums immediately cease, pack up equipment, and move to another head*
Lordy, I wasn’t recomending wasabe at all… jes’ that m’ poor wife is a little too tender to try the ginger trick. *sighs deeply, takes small breath* Point being, that ridiculous leaf-blowing Gandalf just distracted DWN from a potentially fascinating thought. Mea maxima culpa. If leafblowers are distracting, I guess wasabe’s not nice either.
I got your point re ginger being like wasabe to some. It sounds like a dire time was had by all…Youch!
It was pretty hairy for a moment there.
Oh, hells bell, I’d better re-phrase that. It certainly was alarming! (Thass bettah!)
LOL–It’s so relieving to see someone else “pulling a Rho” on here.
I get tangled up frequently. It’s all very much fun until someone loses an eye…
Hey, I noticed the shoes on the blonde in the second row from the front, nearest the photographer! She has sexy straps on her heels, none of the others do.
I’m straight AND I notice things!
That’s right woman! Fight the man! Be slightly origional! Whoo!
I doubt that’s a woman, being that Steve is a very odd name for a female.
Psssst….*whispers to Brimstone* I think the noun “woman” referred to the woman in the picture with the strappy shoes.
their hands aren’t exactly “balled up”. that’s the way you walk at the position of attention in the military. and their legs are hot, so it doesn’t matter.
Bah, I noticed the shoes the very first second. And I’m not even a fetishist or nothin’. I don’t remember any uniforms having that short of a skirt anywhere in the world either, and I noticed the long hair after someone else mentioned it.
I like the strappy ones on the blonde second from right
in fact I like the blonde second right.
Third row, second one in has some kick-arse ankle straps, and first row closest is strapless. Get your glasses, Unc.
It was the spit on the LCD
Men in uniform don’t do much for me, no.
(
But the uniforms can. If they’re right.
I think it depends on the uniform, and how it’s worn. A Texas sheriff’s deputy with a big belly, in uniform? Nuh-uh. A buff, dirty fireman who needs a bath and a good meal? I can haz Donkey Kong?
Here in Kentucky our troopers are the epitome of hot. If you get pulled over it’s not hard to try to flirt your way out of a ticket.
Oh, I’m not saying I’m above getting out of a ticket, and the pot-bellied ones are a lot more susceptible to flirting than the buff ones, imo.
True, but it’s easier for me to flirt with the buff ones. I’m on my a-game with them.
That probably makes me sound shallow. Oh, well.
*sighs*
Well, mark me down in the shallow column. One time, I talked my way out of a speeding ticket by a total hunka-hunka. I was thoroughly disappointed that my warning citation listed his name, but no telephone number.
Damn. Hate when that happens. You know, I feel sorry for guys *sometimes*.
We females can chat our way out a ticket most of the time, where as if they get a female cop she isn’t going to listen and more than likely slap them with a ticket. A male cop for that matter.
Years ago, when I lived in an apartment complex, a stolen car was parked in my designated parking place. I called the police, and a female cop chewed me up one side and down the other for opening the door before asking who she was. She didn’t shut up until I told her that I had seen her marked car pull up from my window. With less trouble, I could have had the car towed away. No good deed goes unpunished, it would seem.
I hate to see blue lights behind me, but let me tell you if a woman steps out I just know I’m screwed.
Well, one of my friends loves to tell about the time she flirted with a female officer, and did end up getting a warning, and a telephone number. Funny thing? She is straight.
Good for her!
I’d like to get pulled over by a female cop, the only problem is I driv a 50cc moped (no license needed in NC) and by flooring it I almost pass people driving through a school zone.
It’s when you’re burned by old ladies on those electric buggies thhey have it gets really embarrassing…
Here in Kentucky there are several people who drive lawn mowers.
Yet they still don’t get pulled over. *epic fail*
P!ink has made that fashionable now…
That video is hilarious.
just admit it, you just speed so you can drool at the eyecandy in uniform
Okay you got me
*blushes*
Hate to say it, but they don’t look like men in uniforms to me…
The heels would be a nice touch if they all matched! HAVE A UNIFORM UNIFORM! Some are far more strappy than others!
Incidentally, you’d be amazed how much variation we have in footwear in the military. For the Air Force, boots can be black, green, or tan (black or green with the BDUs, green or tan with the ABUs), and the black boots must either be polished or appear polished. With the blue dressier uniforms (like what we’d wear for parades), polished black boots, polished black leather shoes, or even “shineless” plastic dress shoes that you shine by wiping the dust off.
I wanna say that for the dress shoes, females have their choice of heels, pumps, or low-quarters. Most of the girls I know, when they have to wear their blues, opt for the heels and the skirt, because it looks better (and because they rarely ever have to march in parades)
That said, yeah, I’m amazed that these women would willingly march in heels, depending on if their route includes any pivot movements.
Hello legs!
great googly moogly
is that from the movie evolution?
it’s from a kids show last i checked something about an imaginary monster
I watched a clip from Evolution, he says great googa booga I think. You can see how I made the mistake?
It was called Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. I don’t watch so much Nick Jr. now that my little sister’s grown up, so I could be wrong, but I think they took that show off the air.
I heard “Great Googly Moogly” in a Snickers commercial before Maggie and the Ferocious Beast was ever on, but I don’t think it was new there, either.
“Great Googly Moogly!” dates back at least to 1974. It appears on Frank Zappa’s first hit single, “Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow”. (Actually, it appeared on the track “Nanook Rubs It” on the APOSTROPHE (‘) album, but bits from both that cut and “Yellow Snow” were edited down into the single version.)
Now whether Frank made it up, or just heard it in his neighborhood while growing up, , I got no idea…
Or….”great googa mooga can’t ya hear me talkin’ to ya….just a ball of confusion” from one of the 4 or 5 guy groups of the ’60s. Temptations? Four Tops? Some such.
*made speechless by the hotness*
I think that camera is the Canon XL2.
Look it up, you’ll see I’m right.
Oh yeah, and LEGS!!!!!
Are you from Texas? If so, what area?
Nope, TX is my name, it does not mean ‘Texas’. Please please PLEASE do not let yourself be stereotyped as being a self-centered American by assuming something that just-so-happens to be the same or similar to something American is in fact American. Lookup ‘TX’ on wikipedia – TX means LOTS of different things, the postal abbreviation of Texas is just one of them.
Wow. Newbie fail. Ease up there, she was just curious, as was I. It’s not a function of being a self-centered American any more than someone from Australia thinking that thongs are shoes
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It’s not particularly self centered when it is the most common abbreviation in the area where they’re from. With abbreviations we tend to think of just one, so just explaining that no, it isn’t Texas, would have been fine. I doubt anyone would argue with you.
Don’t be a dick.
Yeah, sorry – had a tough time arguing online this afternoon and I’m really over-reacting about everything.
*sends e-apologies over the pond*
Tis okay, you can has hug time now. *hugs* Tis okay, this week has been a pain for a lot of people so we understand.
Just getting back here, but hopefully in time…*hugs*
Thanks Froo, FaileV and DWN!
)
Or try Acronym Finder dot com.
Good resource, but it wouldn’t help me to determine which abbreviation The TX was going for.
They aren’t wearing their wedges all uniformly . . .
Speaking as someone who wears a uniform a lot, yes, this bugs me.
Who care how they are wearing their uniforms???????!!!!!
I have been a nuaghty warlord and need my dictatorship overthrown….yummy
Vlad is that you?
If it was Vladimir Putin I’d don one of those uniforms and overthrow his dictator ship in a heartbeat….
*sigh*
That sounded really dirty.
*shrugs*
Oh well.
Wasn’t it intended to?
They are quite delicious aren’t they?
…Castro?
If they’d been partof Castro’s forces in the 60s there’s no way JFK would have the hissy fit with them….
Win!
I hope they are marching over to join my “unit”.
I am all for corpral punishment, if these are the ladies dishing out the spankings.
What’s with the itty bitty skirts? I don’t get it.
They look like Rockettes (or similar to me) sporting some silly costume designer’s idea of what “sexy military ladies” wear.
I don’t even think it’s a dance troupe – they’d all be wearing the same shoes.
And flight attendants ditto.
A puzzlement…
maybe an ROTC group?
No, ROTC female uniforms are slacks or a long pencil skirt and a low black pump.
WIN! It’s the Ukrainian military reserve!
According to my fiance, Ukraine doesn’t allow women to serve in active duty, so most that want to enlist end up as reservists at desk jobs.
Aaah, thanks for sorting us out!
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For anyone who feels the need for that; click on my name for a much larger version of the photo.
Oh man, i’d love to spend a long soviet winter with those girls. I bet they know how to keep you warmsky.
Hate to (possibly) disappoint people, but looking at the carpet, and the badges on their uniforms, these women are Belarusian policewomen. Soon they’ll be sitting in offices and sending people around, making people wait, wasting time, feeling powerful at the expense of the poor people they’re supposed to serve.
Then they might write up arrest warrants for some kids who said Lukashenka should go….
but… Will they still be hot?
Right… the same sort of women that James Bond regularly drilled & killed. In what way is that not hot!?
And i thought only the cameraman could see their carpet!!!!
One of these police officer’s will be chasing a perp in those high heels, and she’ll have to break off pursuit because she got a run in her stocking.
Looks like Roy Mustang has become Fuhrer…
WIN
There shows my ignorance of anime. However, I have seen that show and caught it the second… no third time coming back here. Fail on me. But I laughed dammit.
brilliant!
That’s the most amazing thing I’ve heard all day. : D
I loled.
And then felt like a freaking nerd.
That comment wins forever.
They look quite a lot like these gals. (Click my name for other photos of “uniform-chicks”.)
Yup think you got a winnah there, the shoulder flashes match real well, and one of the girls in the formation have ankle strapes like one of the ladies on patrol.
Yeah, there’s a lot that looks the same. The sloppy hair and the non-fitting clothes as well. (They seem to have bought a lot of the “one size fits no-one”.)
I know it comes off as “no sense of humor” but although I sympathize with the fact that women drool over guys in uniform (and I do as well, though not as much as most of ya, I lived around that stuff the first 2/3s of my life and it’s old hat), there’s a certain element to women being drooled over that really bothers me. Because women in the service still get treated like the only reason they’re there is to “service” the men. Then you get the civilian yahoos who go HOLY COW LOOKIT THEM LEGS after three or four years of military guys pawin’ at ya and it kind of… no. Creepy. Ew. Google “Maria Lauterbach” to get an idea of what we go through there if we are any degree of “hot” whatsoever, and sometimes even when we’re not. And God help us if we were normal 18, 19, 20 year olds with our own hormones raging. Then we got blamed for anything the guys did. On top of that, the dried old conservative biddies in D.C. (for U.S. military) trying to convince the Pentagon that women don’t belong in the military. WTF. Can we just do our frigging JOBS without troglodytes turning it into a pr0nfest? I think female firefighters and cops would say the same damn thing if you asked them, too. Except maybe the ones who posed in Playboy. Puke.
Wow, I sense a lot of bitterness. I do not support any of the policies enacted against women to keep them from doing their jobs and being respected as the sexual beings they may or may not be. Nobody should be blamed for another’s actions if they haven’t done anything.
However, in light of that, I will state that I will make pr0n out of whatever the hell I damn well please. I have not oppressed, hindered, or even implied anything horrible against women. I rather adore them and find myself in awe of them most of the time. Then again, because of all the pricks who put women in this paranoid situation, I have to be paranoid and overly cautious about what I say or do lest I get screamed at for being some kind of monster.
Rather frustrating when I haven’t done anything. But again, isn’t a jab just an observation of the effect of what you mentioned.
As for the women who pose in playboy, be their servicewomen or otherwise, that is their decision. Isn’t disgusting as the body isn’t horrible or evil. It just is. Sexual freedom shouldn’t be shunned. Last thing we need is women being put back into sexual repression in the name of freedom.
I agree with both of you. Most frustrating.
P
Indeed and it is why Um has my sympathy. Took forever for women to be open about their sexuality. Still haven’t gotten their pay as equal yet. Hell, we just now got our first four star general that is a woman here in the states. Tis craziness I tell you.
I think the saddening problem is when gender gets in the way of one’s professionalism. Doesn’t happen often to me personally, fortunately, I tend to get mistaken for a man instead, so meh. ;o)
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I can really relate to* the frustration over The Way Things Are, though, and I have met many women who find this most problematic (without being overly bitter).
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So yeah. Anyway. Power to everyone! (Or something like that.)
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*) I hate clichée expresseions like that, but sometimes I find them to be apt.
Also makes for a more stressful environment which turns allies onto each other. Hell, the only thing I actually disagreed with Um about was the sexuality bit. Reminded me of when feminism was joining up with their patriarchal oppressors to attack the sex industry and declaring it all to be rape. Very disturbing since they seemed to believe that the Right to say No removed the Right to say Yes.
Please don’t get me started on that Andrea Dworkin “all hetero sex is rape because of the imbalance of power in our society” crap or I will spend the entire afternoon ranting and pissed off. Thanks. ;o)
I understand. It already has a vessel pulsing in my skull. We could always talk about something fun instead?
*makes shadow puppets to lighten mood*
…and this is an eagle…
…and this is a duck *quack*…
And this is the Playboy bunny… Watch it hop. *makes hand hop* And now for Froofrou on the drums and the dance stylings of Kuromisa.
Or failing that, Uncle Fester farting on a snare drum to the tune of Come All Ye Faithful…
Can I bring my own pole?
Yes, yes you certainly may.
Why am I suddenly hearing the song ‘little bunny froo froo’ in my head?
Well, I do have bunny ears and a little fluffy tail on a costume somwhere, I think.
PRRRRRRRRRT!
Oh god… I’ve followed through! I need paper…
Crispy Crap, we have BREECH!!! Run for your everloving LIVES!!! *flees*
*offers Unc a choice of Kleenex, Cottonelle or Angel Soft*
Agreed!
Uh. My response became a little detached from your post there along the way. Gender issues tend to make my fingers start typing too fast for their own good. So, yes. I hate when women or men get treated differently becuase of what they happen to have between their legs. Or protruding from the chest area. And that goes for people in all professions, including pr0n and the like.
Not to sidetrack the discussion, but this:
made me think, “Yeah, but is gender-neutral casting in pr0n really going to work?”
Yep. No problems whatsoever. The resulting movies might not be big sellers on the mainstream market, though.
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“The script says I do what, now?!?” Heh. Yeah, I’d watch that.
I can see the movie title now.
“Dude, Where’s My Babe?”
@ um: I’m impressed. Your post was up here for more than half an hour before one of the Pundit Kitchen resident dorks came down to flame you. They don’t like people who form their own opinions here. Prepare for a sh*tstorm and don’t bother to respond to any of them. It’s like any other message board – logic, reason and original thought don’t work with them. Group-think prevails here.
One other thing. They’re not troglodytes. They’re all Dark Lords of Something or Another or Priestesses Supreme of the Underworld. Be careful. Some really badass dweebs, they are.
Hm. So what you are saying is that any response to her rant other than “Oh, you’re absolutely right!” constitutes flaming? I think we’re all capable (including Um in the “we” here) of having a coherent discussion on a topic where we may agree, disagree, or both (hi, Danbala!).
Anyway, while I agree that we should all be able to do our jobs without having our asses grabbed if we don’t want ‘em grabbed, I don’t see that making “drooly” remarks over a photograph of a group of what appear to be attractive young women is hurting anyone. I mean, good grief, did you see the comments on the hot shirtless military guys a while back? This is tame in comparison!
Obvious sock is pitifully obvious.
Trollfeeding regular has fed the troll.
“I cast magic missle”
“What are you casting it at!?!?!”
“At….THE DARKNESS!”
I’d prefer you casting it at some other band… I quite liked The Darkness
Ugh, having reread my post, I am going to apologize. It came off way more harsh than I intended.
You going soft in your dotage?
Nah, just reserving my bile for those who earned it. Um was just making a point which did not call for my attitude. I like to pretend I have some decency, even if I keep it in a jar in between bouts of torturing it with rose stem and rubbing alcohol.
You worried me for a moment
Sorry about that. However, I am sure the parasite stalking the boards lately will keep flaming me so I will always have somewhere to get more bile if I lose any of my own.
I’ll try.
Thanks… I think. I suppose having two people flame me is better than one. All the more bile for my bile harvest.
you could have a whole new career in Chinese Medicine
Or start experimenting with corrosive chemicals on Chinese villagers and call it Chinese medicine. So many choices.
… in bed.
World of opportunity beckons…
In retrospect, I think this is why I could agree with both of you. um was saying thing, and you essentially responded to another thing.
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I’m heading off now for the usual Christmas-tour, so I’ll take this chance to say to anyone and everyone who happens to read this: I hope you will have as good a holiday time as possible, Merry [insert personal preference here] and a Happy New Year. May your weeks ahead be free from abusive camels, and may no fleas nest in your beard.
Happy-Merry to you, dear. Camels aren’t so bad, but you have to keep them tied…
that ist the proof that russian girls are hot!!!^^
Also proves Canadian girls are hot.
and possibly Alaskans. I’m told you can see Russia from there
You can. Ask Sarah.
*I know it’s old*
Don’t Care!
I’m curious if there’d be an International Incident if a Russian moose was shot from a helicopter in Alaskan airspace…
Oh, they have to wear heels. Far more impractical than anything the men have to wear. Guess it’s more important to sex those women up than take them seriously at their job!
Sexiness of the picture aside, you do have a point. I don’t see skirts and heels to be very tactical in whatever job is having them march about. Luckily, if I am to believe the above posts, they have a mostly sit down job. Though that still means they are marching in heels. @_@
There’s nothing wrong with appreciating attractive women, but I don’t think there should be such an emphasis on attractiveness when it has nothing to do with (or may even hinder) their capabilities of doing their job. It would be like making the men wear short shorts or something equally ridiculous and impractical.
But what if they run like a cheetah and need the short shorts? Are you going to make them petition the city to wear the plum smugglers? Where is equality in men’s clothing?
On equality in men’s clothing: One trip to South Padre will cure you of Speedos dreams forever…
*washes eyes*
Two words, Rho. Hippy Hollow.
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*runs for brain bleach*
Oh, right. I remember those weekends now…
Congratulations: You have just made a
therapist over here very wealthy!
*thumbs through Yellow Pages*
Plum smugglers? We talkin’ Speedos? We call them budgie-smugglers, which may be even more frightening.
May I point out there is a world of difference between parade/dress uniform and everyday uniform for men too? Dress Greens for army looks nothing like the BDU MARCAM or “Chocolate chips” for combat.
Dats da fack Jack.
Stripes?
There were some great captions on this one.
Oh wow…this seems so humiliating to me. I’m actually ashamed.
You didn’t have to kneel to take the photo, you know.
Dominus Possum Pox Probiscus Postmortum Et Tu Brute Bruella CarberUndum.
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Ten points and my undying respect for the person who can tell me what this is from and why it’s contextually accurate
Stick your nose inside a dead possum and you’ll regret it sorely?
Okay, let’s review:
Q1. What is the phrase from?
A1. (fill in)
Q2. Why is it contextually accurate?
A2. (fill in)
I saw Et Tu Brute and I’m thinking that means you too Brutus? Caesar’s last words?
*probably murdered that translation*
Based on my rusty Latin, it’s gibberish… however, it’s from The Haircut Song by Ray Stevens… so it doesn’t have to make sense per se.
If you’re prepared to sit through the whole 6 mins click the name
Okay, so that leads to the second answer.
(I’m not usually this linear, but hey…)
Give the man a cigar! (and make it one of Clinton’s!) Now, why is it contextually accurate?
Froo, is this cigar supposed to smell like a tuna sandwich on cheesy bread?
*gag* I think I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth.
and no, you didn’t kill it in translation, ‘Et tu Brute?’ means just what you said…
TBH, I think Caesar’s last ‘words’ would have been a bubbly noise, having been repeatedly stabbed in the upper torso.
True. It’s his last words in Shakespeare’s play right? Julius Caesar?
nice blog
and thanks for the meat products linkage!
“What fricking military service makes their troops march arond in fricking high heels?”
Well, I was wondering this myself, and as I am too lazy to read through all the posts to find out if the answer to that question has been posted, I’ll go with my first guess: Italy.
Let’s face it, if this is an actual military march (I’m thinking it’s actually some kind of stewardess uprising), then what country that allows women to serve in the military would also require them to dress like this? The answer HAS to be Italy. Only Italian generals would allow one of the recruits to wear sling-back stillettos instead of practical pumps.
Yes, I am female, and half-Italian, so I like to think I can say that without it’s being considered too snarky. But I’ve never been in the military, and I don’t think I’d want to march in that army at my age. My feet couldn’t take it.
Wow! If I can look that hot in uniform-sign me up!
They are Russian. How do I know? I know. I’m Russian.
Ahh russian women…
Russian women, we are the only people in the world who can wear high heels even on ice and still be ready for battle.
Of course you can!! Especially if the battle is for the rich American husband!!!
Movie scene!
Of course, only in Russia this would not be considered a short skirt
Take a look at Russian Bride websites to see what girls are wearing there 
0.0 Less ‘Bride’ and more ‘5 dollar hooker’
if i was one of those girls i’d be nervous about where that camera is.
They are female cops in Russia. They really do dress like that sometimes. This country is so like America in the Hollywood version of the 70’s where feminism is a dirty word, men are expected to cheat on their wives, and uniforms for young women are meant to attract attention
They look like mercenary flight attendants. If I had to guess a military I’d say Finland, though.