A draft….
A draft…. I feelz one
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I’d say he regretted wearing the polka dot pair.
But at least he’s wearing some instead of going commando…
yea that would be hilarious, however i doubt PK would show his weiner flopping in the wind, or even more hilarious.. his tiny weiner not flopping in the wind
OMG! You got me. LMAO~~~
True. It’s the little things in life that we are thankful for. *pants rip guy kind of looks like obama*
Around here, we call it “Pulling a Clinton” !
Aw, cute. His undies look knitted. From Grams, I suppose.
Very undiestanding of you.
If I was better at puns I’d come back with one.
Pun making is difficult task to undietake…
that was terrible…
Undieniably so.
That was brief.
unmentionable.
He should have thong harder before deciding to wear those.
I still have trouble getting pants the fact that thongs are underwear there.
What we call thongs, you call flip flops. What you call thongs, we call G-strings.
We have G-strings as well, they are the much skimpier string version of thongs. I agree its strange though, I’m sure it was supposed to be the other way, and someone had no clue what they were saying, said it to enough people, and it became the norm. I had a foster mother when I was 16 who was from New Zealand, and she called them thongs. It also sounded like tongs. She was great.
My DH still calls flip-flops “thong-sandals”. I’ve no idea of its derivation but you should see the look on a teenager’s face when he mentions something about them…
G-strings = banana hammocks to us
That’s if a dude’s wearing them.
He’s in so much trouble for looking down during parade!
oooo I’m tellin!
OH! MY! GOD! I’m sure I’ve had that nightmare before. This man will never live this down. All he can do is soldier on; how brave! (no snark at all, I’m serious.)
So, is he boasting or complaining?
Looks like the Nutcracker Prince has pantscracker nuts.
pittypat FTW!
Win!
I must admit, your wit is keener than my own. *applauds*
He should get his pants from the same store as Bruce Banner.
And he shouldn’t use so much Febreeze …
He actually has the anti-Inexplicably-Modest-Comic-Book-Pants.
Hulk Crotch Want To Breathe!!!! *shredtear*
What kind of country has rippable pants for its military?
The Republic of Chippendalia?
Can we organize a field trip there, please? *puppy-dog eyes*
Rooooaad trip! Who’s in?
*jingles car keys*
I’m in! Who’s driving?
Well, I do have the car keys. Anybody going to call shotgun?
SHOT GUN!!!
oops shotgun
Never something you want to hear someone exclaim…
WINDOW SEAT!!
Err, window seat, if that’s okay…
Great, now I’m stuck in the middle…. Hello, rhorho…..guess we get to know each other really well on this car trip….
No, you got the other window seat in the back!
I call the back seat, in the middle, with my feet on the hump!!
Ok, looks like we’re ready! Momcat’s got shotgun, let’s see, Rhorho has window seat, Ice Army can have the other window seat, and we’ll put Uncle Fester in the back between Rhorho and Ice Army.
*starts car*
*starts tunes*
Everybody buckle up!
*buckles up*
*plans devious tricks against Unc*
If you need a designated driver… keep in mind old Uncle Fester.
The view isn’t of much interest, but a car full of drunken, horny women at the end of the evening is more than compensation….
I’m a man of simple tastes and pleasures…
If Diss doesn’t want you to drive her car, we can take mine. I know a shortcut!
LOL! Hey I’m surprised any of you who partied so hard on the last thread can see clearly enough to realize what happened here. *I’m just p*ssed because I left a comment and went to run some errands and missed it*
Me, too. I turned my back for a minute, and Steve got into my herbs!
*mutters* Flippin’ Steve…
The United States Army has them. I’ve got about 6 pairs with blown out crotches and more stories about them than I’d like.
Kinda like the patrol through this one village in Afghanistan: we decided that even though they can see ours HMMWVs for miles we’d park and try to stealthily walk into their town through a cornfield. Well the way they had their fields set up we ended up climbing up a 3′ rise when they ripped.
Oh, it gets better.
So we enter the village, pants still torn open at the crotch cause this was supposed to be a quick patrol and we didn’t bring spare pants. I turn the corner and what do I come across
about 5 Afghani girls that couldn’t be more than 12 at the oldest.
You have no idea what it’s like to have that many sets of eyes make eye contact, then basically get a free look at classified american materials.
The worst part: THEY STARTED FOLLOWING ME THROUGHOUT THE PATROL!!!
Curse my going commando that day……
LOL
Damn. I don’t know whether to say WIN or FAIL…
All I do is wear Camo BDU’s from the surplus and so far only two of my pairs have blown their crotches. One in class and another while on an airplane -.- That was a hassle to explain to security.
Sheeesh. I’ve never had a problem with mine. But then I’m particular about the all-cotton Proppers. Maybe the poly/cotton blend doesn’t hold up as well.
*giggles for a good five minutes* Poor soldier! It’s just your bad luck that tough guys are so cute when they blush.
Least you have an awesome story to share now. That was great!
safety pins, they should be added to your jacket pocket.
while it wouldn’t fix the rip it would have kept the flap in place and kept your “classified american materials” under wraps.
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but i do agree that is a most hilarious story. mortifying for you, funny for me… sorry.
Were they just following, or were they elbowing each other and giggling? And, yeah, safety pins is a good thing to carry with you.
oh, they were robably in the giggling phase. Like later on in the patrol we were walking up a road on a steep cliff, I look at one of the rooftops and I see two of them on the roof of one of the buildings, I saw another oke her head out of a doorway for as long as it tok for me to shout at her to go away.
Oh yeah, they were probably talking about it later on.
This one’s good. I do like the one I made for this pic though.
what was yours? Mine said ‘George suddenly regretted wearing the polka dot thong”.
“Two thongs don’t make a right.”
I have it linked in my name.
No matter how hot you think they make you look, tight pants and parades do not mix well.
Even if they don’t rip, there’s too much danger of emasculating yourself with a high kick.
These things came apart at the seams. Suppose it was a practical joke? The guy behind him seems to be struggling not to giggle.
periwinkle bulge
Looks like he had an argument with Zorro the Gay Blade. Either way, I appreciate it.
his fruits are looming
His little soldier is coming to attention.
my he do have some naughty bits, don’t he.
He put the “D” in BVD!
send to Failblog STAT
“classy uniform disentegration fail”
…actually I’d call that win, but I’m a pervy girl.
oh balls, I meant “disintegration”
OWNED.
The private’s privates’ privacy fail!
I’d say that’s Barack.
Come’on, people. That’s clearly not Obama. It’s George Hamilton.
Alas, it would be funny…if it weren’t so clearly and poorly photoshopped. If I am wrong, please send me to the news article.
My attempts to post a link get filtered out, so please click on my username to see the USA Today posting of it. It is an AP photo.
I think my attempts to post the AP link are getting filtered out because of the URL?
Posts with links tend to vanish, yeah. You can put it temporarily in the URl field and ask people to click your name to see the article, that’s a standard work-around.
Thanks, I did that above
I saw that as soon as I had already posted. ;P