employees must wash HANDS before going back to work
employees must wash HANDS before going back to work
(employee of the Taco Stand in Athens, GA)
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Why is it always the hideous employees that pull this stunt?
Because the hot ones are either managers, or decide they can get paid a hell of a lot more money at the Gentlemans show club down the road.
Win. : )
duh it’s KFC
she is the only one thin enough to fit in the sink
Seriously? All the KFC employees at my local resto are thin as minks. After a while the smell gets to you and you can’t even think of eating it.
Of course the staff at the deli near my office are also thin and I just don’t get that, ‘cos delis smell GOOD.
Being on your feet all day going back and forth to the walk-ins will tend to keep it off. And believe it or not, being around the smells all day will kill your appetite; even pastry chefs get sick of the stuff.
I once worked in a store that sold all kinds of candy. After two weeks, I couldn’t stand the sight of candy.
True story. After years of waitressing, the smell of ranch dressing nauseates me.
Not KFC… says right there in the caption that it’s at Taco Stand in downtown Athens, GA. Which not not a taco stand in the literal sense- it’s the name of a restaurant with more than one location. I wonder who posted this… I know the girl in the photo.
i am the girl in the photo.
who are you E?
thanks L.
Meh, I’ve seen worse. I’d probably toss it to her once. After an actual shower. Salmonella could become a popular STD.
I’ve bedded worse, sober, since it seemed an excellent idea at the time, and can safely say I regret nothing…
Thank you, Uncle! *mwah*
I almost did, and my rational female mind told me, “Hey, at least your ex won’t get jealous!”
at least your ex won’t get jealous!”
`
Isn’t making one’s ex jealous at least part of the point?
Nope, she and I have stayed good friends, she’s awesome to have around, and so is her new girl, even though I sometimes have the urge to kill her….just joking.
Wait, I thought we had confirmed that you were a woman… am I wrong? I’m so confused.
um, female and not straight would be a logical guess.
I think she’s gay. More power to you fury!
More power to teh furry? :3
Oh, don’t get her started on that diatribe! Her story changes with the moon phases: She’s either married or with a boyfriend, either gay or bicurious, etc., ad nauseum…
I seriously think she has narcissistic personality disorder. Her story always seems to fit the topic perfectly. For instance, I thought she said she owned her own business, but now she works at a naval shipyard? Very low empathy, takes tons of identical pictures of herself in a mirror, shameless self promotion, inconsistent background story: all symptoms of NPD.
To be clear, I wasn’t referring to your posts at all. HH’s comments about the silly girl’s weight are inane to the point of calling for an additional line in Poe’s Law.
(The above was nesting fail on PK’s part. It was supposed to answer PortlandMark, some distance below.)
@Seth: Inasmuch as we can determine via armchair psychology, she is definitely suffering from some form of narcissism. She is certainly egocentric, at the least. Your suspicions of Narcissistic PD may be wishful thinking, in that NPD only covers so much “crazy.” HHNF is likely in deeper waters than that.
I think much of her scorn for this woman is inwardly directed, revolving around her identity with a young woman doing stupid things, with no regard to consequence. It’s a psychological phenomenon called “projection,” the process through which a patient puts his/her motivations and attributes onto another. It’s easy to guess we are not dealing with a stable person in HHNF. It’s a shame, but that’s how untreated sh!t goes…
I thought projection was perfectly normal everyday behavior.
Are you sure it’s a psychological phenomenon?
A phenomenon is an observable occurrence,
nothing more.
Aw, she’s got a cute smile! And you know what they say about the chubby, homely chicks! Also, they’ll cook you breakfast in the morning!
What are you still doing there in the morning?
Morning head, DUH! ; )
*masturbates*
Wait.. oh.. ble-
*vomits*
funny for many reasons
1) *masterbates* is the most cincerely odd emote ever
2) Double indications of vomiting
waiting for a ride to the welfare office! lol
Ah heh heh…eh naw.
Well, what a weird slam to offer me. Where does that even come from?
Yeah, I tried to work that one out as well.. but just moved on. Sometimes weird things come into our heads, and the later on it’s “What the hell was I thinking?”
Someone didn’t have the “Random Thought” filter on…
There’s such a thing as a Random Thought filter??
Most grownups have one. Mine unfortunately has a short-circuit in it that prevents it from triggering in vital situations, even when sober ;_;
I’m thinking HHNF misread ‘you’ as ’she’ and was implying the girl was still there because she had been fired. That makes more sense than thinking she was deliberately slamming you.
Thanks, Seth, for being Captain Obvious. I’m not being snarky, wither. Seems people on a humor site can’t get a joke.
You know, I can tell you are smart. And funny. You obviously have the potential to be an extraordinary person. Which is exactly why I am giving you more of a hard time than other people. I had to stop and think about it. “Why is this girl pissing me off so much?” And I thought, “Well, because I see that she has many laudable qualities, but she lacks empathy, and that is often a dangerous combination that can lead someone to create a lot of unnecessary suffering.” And I don’t like unnecessary suffering.
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Please, all I’m asking is that you have some empathy for people who weren’t born with your outstanding qualities. Don’t judge them, don’t look down on them, try to understand the reasons behind things. Don’t simply write people off as ‘bad’ and ‘lazy.’ That explains NOTHING. It’s a cop-out answer. How are they bad? Why are they lazy? You’re obviously smart, look beneath the surface. When you discern the reasons for things, the chain of cause and effect that makes things what they are, then you can work to change them. Simply saying people are ‘bad’ or ‘lazy’ implies that they should be punished in orderto make them better people. And that is exactly what you are doing: your disdain and insults are a form of punishment.
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I just realized: you are actually doing it because you want to help them, aren’t you? You’ve just made a poor analysis, and that has lead you to adopt unworkable methods. Punishment is a very poor motivator of new and adaptive behaviors. Empathy and understanding work much better in the long run. Try it.
Dude, you need a hug. This is just a website, you will never see that person, and she doesn’t know anything about you. So, even if she did make a dig at you deliberately, it would mean nothing, being that she has no way of knowing you…at all.
Made me sadface. nice comment. you should start a chainmail and be all about how empathy and understanding can positiely impact our relationships with other ppl. i am glad people like you still exist. although um…hell hath no fire’s comment was sorta mean, im sure it was in fun and jest. …sorta.
like how i empathize with your disability to summarize
You mean “inablility.”
I bet Seth is ugly.
I didn’t mean it towards you, but towards the class of guys who would actually take something like this home. Stereotypical class-grouping here.
lol now thats mean.
something like this? rawr way to dehumanize someone.
Man, if you do it right, how do you have the energy to leave afterwards?!? You’re not giving it the attention it deserves, my friend.
I hate that I laughed at that, dammit!!
Eh, who am I kidding? Ha ha ha ha ha!
What…that they’ll bathe with the dishes when they’re done?
oops, you got there before me…
I drank a Red Bull this morning.
*admires MG’s wings*
Ew, breakfast? After they bathe in your sink?
You know, I’m thinking she would look rather nice if it weren’t for her blaring flaws in this picture. Honestly she looks disgusting, perhaps it’s just the water but her hair looks dirty, the water looks dirty, it all looks dirty. She has a lot against her personality wise if she thought it was okay to strip down, hop in a tub, and post the pics on the web. So while she isn’t automatically nausea worthy, her actions here put me of the opinion she isn’t that ‘cute” anymore
Thank you for agreeing with me. Why you don’t have an angry mob after you, as I do, is beyond me. I wish you well in your brave practice of unpolitically-correct honesty.
Didn’t make a broad brushing assumption that attacked everybody outside of a predetermined weight norm. That might have done it.
Right, I bet if we saw this girl outside of the filthy water with her clothes on, she might be quite fetching. This is definitely not the most.. flattering.. pose. Even Angelina would look gross like that.
Commercial kitchen sinks are not exactly the most..
seductive of places.
Yes, imo her looks aren’t bad. (I had a link to her blog and photo site somewhere else in this comments section.)
FaileV isn’t a smug, self satisfied elitist ass who continually looks down her nose at others, and she was criticizing this woman’s actions, not her looks. Maybe you should look at the kind of personality you are projecting here: there’s a reason people are coming down on you.
Many people here are attacking her looks. If you’re going to burn me at the stake, make it a group stake-burning, and bring the barbecue sauce, because the cut of my jib is pretty damn good.
I almost forgot to mention that you, personally, have NEVER EVER made a rotten comment about an ugly, super-nice girl, and you have also never denied an ugly girl love or attention in favor of a better-looking person. Sorry, here’s your sainthood.
Um, this girl isn’t ugly… Just in a less than adequate set up.
Actually, no. I have made such comments. That stopped around the time I entered high school. And I generally don’t care how ‘hot’ a person is externally. In fact, I usually assume hot people are spoiled asses until they prove otherwise. I fall in love with people based on what their hearts and minds are like, not their physical appearance.
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And yes, other people here are attacking her on her looks. But they don’t have a history of being smugly self congratulatory elitists like you do.
discrimination against hot ppl? lol jk. but nice mentality (besides the general assumption)
“I usually assume hot people are spoiled asses until they prove otherwise. I fall in love with people based on what their hearts and minds are like, not their physical appearance.”
Hypocritical much?
How so? He never said he doesn’t give them the chance. He just happens to see the same stereotype that a lot of us see. We all have our flaws, Seth’s are by far not the worst here…
Actually, her actions here are the most attractive thing about her, to me. I luvs the crazy chicks, I do!!
Rule #2 Don’t stick it in crazy!
As someone from Athens, GA, I can say for certain “yes, the water
is dirty. Yes, she is dirty. Yes, the Taco Stand is dirty.” But that
doesn’t change the fact that EVERYONE here eats the food….
Go figure…
i ate there two nights ago.
Dude i’d Tap Dat
that’s not funny. just blatant disregard for health and safety.
disgusting little bitch
And this from someone who calls himself “PoopeePants”.
yeah…i’m pooping on people’s parade.
There’s a parade in your pants? You might want to check with a doctor on that.
The crab circus has come to town.
As long as it’s not imitation, I’m all for it! *realized what kind of crabs we’re discussing* *supermodel-action barfing*
I’m so rich, I don’t get Crabs- I get LOBSTERS !
Are they live, for 6.99 a lb, with plastic wrap all around them?
Well, if they have plastic wrap all around them, they won’t be live for very much longer.
Inside-failblog-joke understanding fail
This-isn’t-failblog understanding fail.
Ooop. You know what, I did see that a while back. Captain Obvious rides again, I guess.
We’re supposed to know inside failblog jokes now? I have A LOT of reading to do… I hope there’s not going to be a test.
*grins; hands ema pop quiz*
I don’t think it’s all that “inside”, there was a failblog post recently that was a display of “live” lobsters, cooked and in shrinkwrap at the grocery. But, yeah, I missed the pop quiz, too.
Better than in their food…
Lazy, sloppy, thinks being flabby and having yellow teeth is cute, and that people want to see that naked. Before you bitch, here is my pre-emptive strike: if she weren’t lazy, she wouldn’t be that fat, unless she’s disabled, which she clearly is not, having gotten into that sink. She also wouldn’t have yellow teeth. Even if it was a skinny, good-looking babe, this just shows a lack of class, and obviously running around naked in front of people. If I were in that kind of shape, *blob shaped?* I wouldn’t even get naked in front of my mirror. And ‘getting your nails did’ doesn’t counter for not taking care of yourself, and having long nails in the first place is filthy.
First, she’s not that fat. That’s her knee sticking up above the bubbles. She probably weighs less than 150lbs, she just has big tits. Her teeth aren’t particularly yellow, either. You continue to display a level of small minded, judgmental spite that makes you look like a child. Grow up. I would much rather be with a person who looks like the woman in the picture but has a decent heart than with someone like you, no matter how you look on the outside.
Just when I think I know you pretty well, you manage to come up with a very pleasant surprise. *hugs*
She has fat arms. Fat arms don’t come from hard work and taking care of yourself. And the fat face gives it away, as well. Small-minded? Spiteful? no, I’m just used to picking up the slack for fat little twits while they giggle and act irresponsible. That’s how I keep in shape-by doing work for the lazy ones. I’m right. Looking like a woman? Hahahaha real women take care of themselves, and if it was easy to get thin and hard to get fat, you bet all those ‘real women’ would be getting thin quickly. Decent heart? Yeaaah, with that sense of irrisponsibility and tactlessness, and the willingness to get naked in front of co-workers, she’s just an easy, dim-witted, low-class tart.
Your level of moral judgment is astounding. Easy? A tart? Dim-witted? Okay, that we can infer from her actions, but the rest, it says more about you than it does about this person you don’t even know. You continually display a sense of elitism and smug superiority that makes you completely unlikeable.
I would like to think that I, and many of us, are better than someone like this. Smug? I guess so, for not acting like that.
That is completely different. Call her a fool all you like, I’ll not debate you. But for the record, I DO NOT consider myself better than her. I don’t even consider myself better than YOU, and I have a lot more of evidence of that. People are not better or worse. They are effective or ineffective, clever or stupid, knowledgeable or unlearned, empathic or callous, loving or hate-filled. Those are all descriptive terms that may be applied based on a person’s actions. But ‘better’ and ‘worse?’ That is hierarchical thinking, and you are an elitist. Guess what? People who are truly superior (effective, clever, learned, etc.) don’t need to spout off about it to convince others.
I believe that falls under actions speak louder than words.
Elitists don’t go to work in crappy, cold, dirty shipyards, with 8,900 men, without makeup on, and get sweaty, disgusting and burned and bruised all over, and do a totally unfeminine job just to make an honest living doing REAL work.
Elitism is as simple as thinking you are better than somebody else. like racism, nothing exempts you from it.
She’s not racist though.
Nor is she elitist. She just thinks she is better than some people. How silly of me.
Everybody’s a little bit racist some times
it’s EVERYONE’S a little bit racist some times… (i less than three avenue q)
Doesn’t mean we go around committing hate crimes…
(me too!)
So, you’ve surveyed every person in this field and they aren’t elitists? Isn’t saying that elitists don’t do this make you.. Elitist? I’m better than the elitist because I do things I think they don’t do?
Ah, the working class hero chic.
I’m more blue collar than you still has a cachet don’t it
It do.
She works hard for the money so we better treat her right. Never mind that she has a bad attitude.
Bad attitude? Nahhhh! She’s providing us a laughing stock and cheap entertainment. Besides, we all feel better by comparison, don’t we? It’s like watching “Cops,” without having to endure the drunk wife beaters.
True, I have to admit I feel a tad smug and elitist myself when I hear her ranting. I can be a bit of an ass myself after all. On the other hand, I was a complete piece of shit in high school and have just begun to even out over the past couple of years. Maybe it’s taking her a while. Hell I was a pretty big asshole at 23 too (but I prefer to blame a lot of that on a manipulative douche of a boyfriend).
I was sassier at 23 than I am now, and I thought I knew more, too. Still, I think you and I were both more fair minded at that age than she.
Neither do you, apparently, seeing as you’ve been on the comments here ALL DAY. Don’t bother replying to this, since I won’t be checking back. Some of us have better things to do than spend all day replying to comments on teh internets.
Youre saying working at a taco stand isnt real work? Do you discount her labor? The actions in the photo might be unscrupulous and not thought out very well, but you, for saying she is underneath you for doing these things (I’m sure you’ve done some things youre not proud of. And you make fun of fat people. What would Jacob say?) and implying that she does not do work, are an elitist. And you mangled elitist. Just because you go to work in a crappy cold, dirty shipyard (does that remind anyone of a crappy, cold, dirty SINK?) and get sweating, disgusting and burned and bruised all over (could result from bathing in a dirty…well, maybe a hot sink) and do a totally unfeminine job doesnt mean youre not an elitist. It just means you do that kind of job to earn your living. Just by considering yourself better than her, you classify yourself as an elitist. By the way, I looked at your myspace, and it looks like you have a lot of opinions about men and women. Do you include yourself in the nice list of adjective you use to describe women? I hope so, because “backstabbing devious whores” typically exhibit “cynical, sarcastic and jealous” qualities. At least the ones that I know do.
Hehe! “taco stand” Gotta love that phrase! Dang… Now I have to watch Gir!
So, you don’t think you’re better than Jeffrey Dahmer or Osama bin Laden?
They thought they were better than a number of other people and looked what they ended up doing… However, we aren’t discussing serial killers, we are discussing ordinary people. I somehow doubt the girl in the sink is on par with Jeff or Osama.
Nope. I am nothing more or less than they are, in a moral sense. We are all products of our environment and genetics. If I had the same genetics and life experience as Dahmer or bin Laden, I would be exactly the same. I am who Iam because of what the universe is, not because of some intrinsic merit on my part. That being said, I could point to a whole host of differences between myself and those folks. Discernment is not judgment.
Old Jeff definitely had a better way with death that most of us here, and Osama manages to get people to die for him, and I doubt there’s many of us here who can do that. Jeffers had a lot higher nausea threshhold than most people too, and how many people can make a cloak of someone else’s skin and chest muscles.
So, I’ll admit they have the edge over me in some areas…
Oh, and completely unlikeable….none of the 92 people I oversee and instruct dislike me. I’m forever inviting them over for free barbecues, we hang out after work, I’m getting hand-cramps from writing Christmas cards. Oh, and I was voted as Most Popular Foreman at PSNS for the Boilermaker’s Union two years in a row. So hated. I’ll go drown my sorrow in some cyanide and tears.
None of which can actually be proven. So instead of being likable to prove it, you will just say you are likable and we are supposed to believe it?
Hey, I just call it like I see it. Maybe you are actually nice in person, I’ve known some folks like that. The anonymity of the Internet just brings out their inner asshole. Based on your behavior in this forum, I don’t think you’re going to be winning any popularity contests here.
I called it like I saw it, too, and that was apparently wrong somehow.
All of it can be proven. That’s what the internet is for. http://www.myspace.com/hellhathnofury3
Yes, it was wrong to be so judgmental, to lack empathy, and to insult others based on their looks. By wrong, I mean ineffective and stupid. All you are doing is making yourself look bad.
Calling people stupid, as I am ’so wrong’ for, is kindof defeating your own purpose, isn’t it, by judging me without knowing me? Hmmmm
So far you have told us a lot about you. Assuming it is true. We are stating that her actions are unsanitary and foolish. You are assuming she is lazy and on welfare. It is that part called Facts not in Evidence.
We can see that she is doing something foolish and unsanitary. Where do you see the lazy or welfare? We see you being an elitist twat. We aren’t assuming much else than what you are showing us.
Nope. I never called you stupid. I said your communication style is ineffective and stupid. See the difference? I am making an observation based on the facts at hand. I am not making a moral judgment about you as a person.
@ Seth: Good distinction, there.
*does math* So…when you were 15 you had a baby. Are you trying to say that you, beginning as a pregnant 14-15 year old, supported yourself and your baby for the past eight-plus years? Looking back, whether your parents or the welfare system took care of you and yours, wouldn’t you call yourself a little hasty to criticize this girl? Maybe her pudge is due to recent childbirth. You don’t know, do you? After all, up until the time of this photo, it’s likely that she had a job. Before you flame me, think about why this LOL has gotten you so hostile and riled up. I’m voting for “hits too close to home.” Okay, flame on!
Rhorho is really Joe Friday and I claim my $5…
*swears* Pays Unc $20.
Applause Rho!
Really though, did you have that high paying military job when you had your child? Who did support you both in that time of need? I’m willing to bet it was someone else who was paying taxes at the time. And for the record, being popular doesn’t make you a good person.
Hey, who’s that really fat guy in your photos? Does he know what you say about overweight people?
Wow, you really are a negative, judgemental, angry, broad brushing chick, aren’t you? At the very least, you’ve gone to a lot of effort to present that image. Oh well, I don’t have to deal with it- and I won’t.
Neither are you
Actually a lot of people here like Seth. He makes good points. Fail on that one.
HAHAHAHAHHAA way to bust the bubble jules.
Good catch, Jules!
…and ditto Ammy’s fail.
why does this remind me of that douchey guy who got slammed on a dating site by a russian swimsuit model….
Probably because she’s a douche.
“Oh, and completely unlikeable….none of the 92 people I oversee and instruct dislike me.”
While I’m actually willing to accept your statement that you win
popularity contests at work…I would like to point out (from the vantage
of considerably more work experience and years than you have) that
in general, when people dislike their supervisor, they don’t so much
tell them. It’s actually highly unlikely that all 92 of the people
you supervise think you’re fabulous, even assuming that you’re the
“bestest supervisor evah”. However, another aspect of supervision –
it really doesn’t matter if they love you as long as you are an effective
supervisor.
In fact, I have noticed that the more your employees like you, the less effective you are. You can be a great manager and have the employees respect you, but when you start to get buddy buddy you lose your objectivity and stop being so effective. I fell into that trap.
It doesn’t mean you are not adequately performing your job, but chances are you are not as effective as you were when you weren’t loved by all.
People are overweight for lots of different reasons. A lot of those reasons tend to be emotional ones. I know lots of “fat” people who are in no way lazy. Your generalization that all fat people are lazy is just as stupid as all skinny women are bitches….which is totally not true. I can do nothing but feel sorry for someone like you who is so incredibly judgemental of someone they don’t even know. As to your comment about “real women”, I hate to break it to you but there are just as many pudgy, fat, obese, whatever the hell you want to call them women as there are thin. Maybe you should think about what you type before those thin fingers hit the keyboard.
I know that people don’t get fat by doing nice things for other poeple and pulling thier own weight…especially when there’s alot of it. I am not discounting depression, as I suffered from it when my brother and mom died. HOWEVER, most overweight people’s depression is from a lack of self-worth, and once they get busy doing something productive, it goes away, because they see how worthwhile they really are.
Um, so that is a completely ignorant thing to say. Depression is the result of a chemical imbalance in the brain. At least, clinical depression is. The clinically depressed person’s brain does not produce the level of serotonin it should thus making the person depressed. You’re one of those people who thinks people can just “get over” depression if they try real hard aren’t you? That’s just ignorant. I stand by my earlier remarks. You are ignorant.
Fat people having depression can also be a result of a skinny depressed person self medicating themselves with food. Did you think of that? It goes away with treatment (not necessarily drugs), and then the person can start to lose weight. It’s called a cycle. I’m depressed so I eat which makes me more depressed. Gah. Your ignorance is most astonishing.
Depression doesn’t go away because you see how worthwile you are because you have been productive. Depression goes away when you do any number of things: therapy, drugs, homeopathic remedies, exercise (even when you are SKINNY) or a combination. You can’t “realize” away a mental disorder.
what a bunch of malarkey. Like I said, I was severely depressed after my mom and twin bro died in a car accident three years ago. It still sucks, but in all of the groups I went to, the people surrounding me didn’t do anything in htier lives. I did, and I got over it. Sadness is one thing, depression is another.
Um… Didn’t I say that? CLINICAL DEPRESSION. Look it up. Sad =/= CLINICAL DEPRESSION. It doesn’t even equal grief. Which clearly, you were experiencing.
Also, you were probably suffering from some form of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Holy crap. You weren’t depressed, you were SAD. There is a huge difference. Clinical depression has nothing to do with outside events. Nothing. You can’t ‘get over’ depression, it’s a chemical imbalance in the brain. You fail again.
Ya, I find my moments of depression come at odd times and half the time for no damn reason at all. Hell, I can feel damn near suicidal if I haven’t eaten for about six hours. Sometimes I am just fine.
Bouts of depression don’t necessarily tie into reasonable events. That is why they need management.
::sigh:: I have struggled with depression myself and it ticks me right off to hear people say that I should get up and clean the house because it’ll “make me feel better” (see “For Her Own Good” by Barbara Ehrenreich). My depression was bad enough that I once slept for three days and was unaware that I had done anything other than take a twenty-minute nap. It’s a horrifying, dark, dark, DARK and lonely place to be, depression.
I have sought therapy and now can function. But just willing myself out of the depression wouldn’t have worked. It didn’t work for the years I was depressed.
I work like a dog–though not in a shipyard (my area is pretty landlocked!)–and I’m still not thin. I’m healthy as a horse, I take very good care of myself; my job happens to be sedentary. To compensate I watch what I eat and I work out, but even with this I’ll never be supermodel thin (I wouldn’t want to be, anyway, ‘cos it’s not comfortable). I don’t consider myself particularly striking, but I’ve been told I’m terribly cute, and I do clean up well when I go out.
But by HHNF’s standards, I guess I’m a lazy whore unworthy of love. Poor me!
Some people will never get it.
I’m sorry telefil. I had that same problem last year, I kept calling in and then sleeping until the next morning when I would call in again. I couldn’t will myself out of bed except to eat a little, drink some water and pee. There’s no getting over clinical depression. You have to seek help, wherever that help may be. But, getting to the point that you seek help is an uphill battle too.
Hey charro, I hope you’re doing better now! The problem with depression is that when you’re in the middle of it, you’re not always aware of just what the problem is – and until you get to that point, you can’t do anything about it. I needed (and, thankfully, had) the help of my friends to realise what was going on, and from there I was able to seek medical attention. I will always be grateful to them for sticking by me during a really awful time in my life.
(hugs in your direction!)
*hugs* thanks.
I am better. And heavily medicated. But better!
Wouldn’t it be great if being told by someone that all you had to do was pull yourself together and start doing productive things actually cured depression, instead of making the depressive feel even *worse* about things?
Hmm, wish that had worked for me, I wouldn’t have wasted all that money on therapy and meds. . .
BTW, telefil, good on you! Sounds like you’re climbing well clear of the black hole!
You bet! Once the chemical imbalance was dealt with, the sun started shining again, and it’s really scary for me to look back on how colourless the world seemed back then. But you’re right, being told to suck it up, buttercup, is not the way to help someone who’s depressed. Depression isn’t rational.
I hope the therapy and meds have helped/are helping you!!
(hugs in your direction too!)
(doh, that IS me replying, that’s what I get for surfing several websites at once!!)
Depression isn’t when something is sad. It’s when everything is sad.
Not trying to be funny here, HHNF, but did they get killed by a fat person? (I’m really trying hard to understand the level of hostility).
It is the ignorance displayed in HHNF’s comments about depression and appearance that are causing so much ire from others. As for HHNF’s hostility… not a clue. Perhaps HHNF is a truly capable and caring person who just happens to have a rather strong judgmental streak. It happens. No one is perfect. Can HHNF accept her flaws and find some understanding for the shortcomings of others? Maybe. I do agree the actions depicted in the picture are tasteless and inappropriate. But such judgmental attitude toward the appearance of others is pointless.
By the way HellHathNoFury: It is possible for a woman to be heavy and sexy. I’m there now. It is also possible for people to have depression that is curable only with professional help. I pray someone with your attitude never has to supervise or “help” anyone with a mental illness. That sort of ignorance and attitude only encourage the stigmas and slow healing. Been there, done that. It is possible to be a good person and come across as hateful. Look in a mirror. Please stop being so trollish. It ruins the fun of a forum. Take the oint that the joke was in poor taste and don’t compound the negativity. Please.
Nice addition, thank you for the comment MsPoppy. : )
To clarify, MsPoppy, I was wondering about HHNF’s hostility towards overweight people, not the other poster’s hostility towards her, the reasons for which are obvious! ;o)
Right off the top of my head, I can think of Pope-rah, who is famous for doing nice things for other people. I’m not a big fan of hers (as my bad pun on her name would suggest), but in fairness, I’d have to categorize her as hard-working (i.e., not lazy), productive, and accomplished. All the same, she has struggled with weight for at least a decade, despite having an entire staff of dieticians, chefs, personal trainers, etc. etc. If you don’t believe that genetics, body chemistry, etc. play a large part in determining metabolism/body weight, then that’s certainly your right, but there is a fair amount of medical research that at least suggests otherwise.
…and they aren’t thin. They’re short, and somewhat muscular, with funky scars and bad short nails and whatnot. Yaaay. A manicure will never save me from my job.
Please go away, you are insulting. It frightens me to think that someone as accomplished as you claim to be (and yes, I saw your MySpace page…also which could be completely a forgery) can be so narrow-minded on so many levels. While I usually enjoy debating people and enjoy reading others opinions, I would like to give you a little advice: QUIT TRYING TO ENTER A BATTLE OF WITS WHEN YOU ARE UNARMED…if that piece of advice is too much for you, try this one…IT IS BETTER TO GO THROUGH LIFE SILENT AND HAVE OTHERS THINK YOU’RE A FOOL THAN OPEN YOUR MOUTH (or in your case type) AND PROVE IT…
Yes, I’m so stupid that I not only train people twice my age to biuld the battleships upon which 1,000 men will live while at sea, for the government, but I also made a myspace full of lies, long ago, so that on this day, you could look at it, and be convinced. Yeah, all part of my little plan.
Again, all we really have to go by is what you show us here. Color me singularly unimpressed. You have shown no insight, no empathy, no understanding, and complete small minded, smug, self congratulatory elitism. You have shown a glimmer of intelligence and humor, but that gets lost in the tidal wave of judgment and disdain. You are getting all kinds of messages here, from all kinds of people, who all seem to see you the same way. Either we’re all delusional, or there is something you might want to look at inside yourself, that people find off-putting.
In bed…
you disagree with Seth’s comment?
No I am just being a childish ass and adding crappy bit of humor. Seth has my full support in this LOL thread.
just checking…
If we’re being puerile, lets have an arse that’s been around a bit
(_o_)
It’s nice to see you two playing nice.
In threads…
He wants me in a carnal way… you can tell…
I can.
Ooh, can I get pictures? ; )
OK I spent 5 years working as a First Class Steelfitter in a shipyard, so I know quite well the job you’re describing. Now in the particular one I worked in, I rarely saw a FOREMAN get dirty….kinda goes with the job, you supervise. Doesn’t necessarily require knowledge and/or skill. Believe me most of the people being “trained” knew a LOT more than the person DOING the training. Not saying this is so in your case, just making the point that your position does not necessarily prove your point of intelligence/hard work/skill. I was overqualified for the job, was one of a handful of employees with education past high school, and one of VERY few that could explain the REASON behind the way we did things, not just say “cuz thats how we do it”. Yet I wasn’t a foreman. I also worked my ass off, and spent 1/2 my day helping the other guys in my crew finish their work on time as well as trained new guys, even though I was not management. AND I was still what many people would call “overweight”. 5′10″ and 240 pounds. But I could lift a 200 pound slab of steel like it was made of paper. So again, your point is not proven. I work my ass of, cover other people’s jobs, and somehow would still be seen by elite snobs as “overweight” so therefore lazy? Your logic is flawed.
Ooooh, now that is a good point.
That’s why I’m a supervisor. I’m too self-admittedly lazy to do actual work.
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(I can do all the jobs on the plant floor, but I lucked my way out of HAVING to do them. I would wish my job on everyone, TBH)
“I can do all the jobs on the plant floor, but I lucked my way out of HAVING to do them”
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Zomg! I first read this as, “I can do all the jobs on the plant floor, but I F…. my way out of having to do them”!
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Oh, well, whatever works, right?
It’s those double-jointed hips of yours, isn’t it, froo? (Be honest this time…)
No no no, that was my LAST job I f-ed my way to the top in
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I should probably proofread a little better to keep mistakes like this from happening in the future, hehe.
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On a related note, one of my hips actually IS double jointed, rho ;o)
(You didn’t mess misspell anything.)
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I’m glad you have finally come clean about your lurid past of corporate ladder jacking. Many’s the day I wish I shared your wicked ways. Who knows where I would be by now–perhaps politics…
When I get older and break hips, I plan to have them replaced with double-jointed ones. It’s never too late to be slutty, ya know!
(second post)
Oh that’s right, you did all of that corporate ladder jacking at your last job, *weeks* ago.
When I get old and break my hips, I plan to get them replaced with double-jointed ones. Better late than never, as they say! ;o)
Oh I remember you! You are the one who thought people
in Iceland still cook things on random hot rocks they find!
Did I ask you yet if you were the Bowflex guy?
With the receding hairline and the douchebag mirrored glasses,
who said he gave his fat clothes to his fat friends?
I bet you like to watch yourself have sex. Ick.
Or jerk-off to baby pictures of yourself
Um, just cause you do physical work doesnt mean you’re better than people. My dad has a paunch, and he is definitely not lazy. Just because he doesnt do physical work (He’s a programer) doesnt mean he is worse than you are. You don’t look like a woman without make up. At work, you dont wear make up. Therefore, at work, no one can tell youre a woman. At least everyone can tell she’s a woman. If you want to call someone an easy, dim witted, low class tart, sure, but how does that stop them from having a good heart? A lot of things can influence people, but few things can corrupt them. Low class is a measure of a person’s worth, but that is determined through their actions, not their true person. Being dim witted doesnt make you a bad person. And being easy doesnt make you a bad person. She could be very trusting.
If it were easy to get thin and hard to get fat, does that mean the people who work hard would get fat? You imply from your previous statement that people who dont work hard get fat and that you work hard so you dont get fat. So would the thin people laugh at you then, she who became fat through hard work?
Well articulated. Thanks.
Besides, you know what they say about chubby chicks and mopeds!
They break them?
No, both are fun to ride til your friends catch you.
Hey…how did you know about my moped?
Or that she is a chubby chick?!
*does truffle shuffle*
I’m not fat, d00d.
You sure aren’t skinny either.
I’m still amazed that so much time has been spent discussing the girl’s weight. If that had been a guy, this topic would barely have been mentioned.
Good point Rho. I think what was said many times applies.. Tis one hit too close to home for Fury and we’re mad at her for being a conceited brat. Yet, she continues to be a conceited brat. Part of the conceit.
She was probably a fat little kid.
Cod psychology here, but does she have “issues?” No: This girl has news agents…Publishing Empires!
To be fair, I’m discussing hhnf’s weight, not the fun loving, devil-may-care lady’s weight. And only because she seems to think she’s a skinny supermodel type.
If it was a guy, we would be saying even less complimentary things, believe me.
Well, if it was a guy we’d be giving him a lot more crap over the boobs, that’s for sure.
I was going to say that the boobs were the reason people weren’t being harsher. ; )
Boobies make me smile :¬)
To be clear, I wasn’t referring to your posts at all. HH’s comments about the silly girl’s weight are inane to the point of calling for an additional line in Poe’s Law.
There are pictures of a skinny tattooed guy doing the same thing…
He’s sort of pallid and stringy in what my mother would call a ‘ha’penny rabbit’ way…
Seth wow!! I totally mis understood you. Points for you man!
Less than 150 pounds?
Sure, if she’s four foot seven.
I think the point is way over there, you seem to have missed it.
How you got to the point of noticing her yellow teeth will forever be a mystery to me.
I’m actually experiencing that phenomenon where you see a bright yellow light, and can’t stop seeing bright yellow spots afterwards.
Those would be purple spots – the after-image on the retina is the complementary colour to the original bright light or colour. Just FYI.
Maybe my monitor settings are at fault, but her teeth appear to be a fairly normal cream shade to me. Then again, I live in New Zealand, where bright-white teeth are the exception rather than the norm.
:¬> I Like that post…
I’ve been lurking in this thread with growing horror keeping company with budding hilarity, and couldn’t resist a gentle slap-down!
“growing horror keeping company with budding hilarity”
HHNF to a T… nothing an ice-pick in the eye socket won’t cure…
Right, because everyone who’s fat must either be a complete quadriplegic or lazy. There couldn’t be any other condition contributing to being overweight. Surely not.
And absolutely, the girl above must be morbidly obese to fit in that sink (with room for bubbles). Nobody has chubby cheeks and large breasts genetically, absolutely. Surely everyone who’s ever been in a photo has been photographed in the most flattering pose, never exposing a single bodily flaw. I’m sure you have absolutely no flaws, right down to the lack of a single freckle. Good for you.
(Yes, this was sarcasm, in case you’re as idiotic as you’ve come off so far).
Grow up.
I think…….I think I love you. You catered exactly to my style of sarcasm.
just because your in shape does not mean you’re going to look stick thin or have ripply ab muscles. everyone’s body chemistry is different, and they function differently. if the girl above had the balls to do that then i feel she is more comfortable with herself than pretty much an other person out there, and even though i can’t say that people should get naked and do things like that, i’m just saying we should all be happy as we are…
Hey, even I have some pudge when I sit down. And I haul welding machines, pipes and tools all day. I’m no supermodel, but that much extra fat on that chick isn’t passable as ‘pudge’
BS. Who are you to judge?
That can only be done by The Mighty Pudge Judge!
But that’s HHNF’s other job! Didn’t you know? And she was voted Most Popular Mighty Pudge Judge three years running now. Also, she’s the youngest Mighty Pudge Judge to ever take the Pudge Judging bench.
Op. My mistake, Carry on then!
…and that was between fighting off alien invaders, working two other jobs, and being voted Most Popular Job Holder of all. She’s a goddess on Uranus, you know.
She’s not on my — Oh, never mind. The planet. Right.
I have burns, stretch marks, scars from hard work and harder play *including several on my face that just look odd and prompt many wtfs* I even have a freckle on the end of my nose that peole are forever trying to wipe off. I’ll see your sarcasm, and raise you common sense. Many girls, like myself, have genetically large breasts, sure. But they don’t extend to arms and face.
It’s interesting that on your myspace (hey, you linked to it…) on one of the first pictures you have posted you feel it necessary to point out that “it’s shoulder muscle, not fat.”
In your case, I’m sure it is, given the type of work you do. I’m just saying that you seem terribly defensive about it.
Oh, my female friend was like, God, you got fat since I saw you last”, so I titled it that way.
Who wants to point out that this is the most comments ever received on lolnews and its about a naked person? Even if that person is fairly unnatractive and floating in years of taco grease she still gave this website a good conversation for one day. *has teary eyed end of Mighty Ducks look in his eyes*
This is under 400, I have seen some with over 500 comments…
It could easily get there, though.
True, it’s already started to break down and soon wont be any fun anymore because you can’t find anything. But it’s definitely not the most comments ever.
i think its pretty hillarable that you have this huge rant about how fat this girl is and then you hand out your myspace and your boyfriend is HUGE!
so what you’re saying is that its NOT OK for girls to be chunky but its ok for guys to be gigantically fat!
“Lazy, sloppy, thinks being flabby and having yellow teeth is cute, and that people want to see that naked. If I were in that kind of shape, *blob shaped?* I wouldn’t even get naked in front of my mirror.”
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Yeah, as if it weren’t enough of a crime against humanity that she’s not a supermodel, she compounds the felony by having the gall to accept herself as she is, flaws and all. Because only the truly hawt have earned self-esteem; the other 90% of the world should drown in shame and self-loathing, and if they should accidentally happen to pass a mirror (on the rare occasions when hiding in the basement isn’t an option), glare hatefully into it. Really, what kind of God allows such a thing to happen?
Yes because KFC is the pinnacle of health and safety….
Finger lickin’ good?
not really – according NY health department standards, we have to use a strong de-greaser rather than regular dish soap. The chemically crap totally dries out your hands and makes them crackly and irritated. (Too many years working in a deli during college.) I’m assuming that’s what she’s sitting in. Good, God – I shudder to think about what that would do to the naughty bits!!
Actually she’s in the rinse sink (If they do it like in Oregon). Soap, rinse, Sanitize. I don’t know why the rinse sink is full though…
This one I would definitely sanitize..
Twice!
With a flamethrower
I thought those were from Dairy Queen haha
Perhaps she filled it to hide her naughty bits?
I doubt that she’s very concerned with health regulations…
Jeez. That one guy does it in a Mickey D’s …somewhere, and everyone else just haaaaas to do it too. Oy.
Actually, it was Burger King.
And actually this one was in 2004. He’s the copycat, not her.
this is not funny. just blatant disregard for health and safety. disgusting little cow. If i was in America I’d ring and tell her boss that they have filthy, unhygenic people working for them
It’s a KFC. Filthy unhygienic people are pretty much a given.
when the food is that disgusting, it really doesn’t matter what the employees do
The employees? I was talking about the customers!! < rimshot />
lmfao!!!
I lol’d
Not for nothing, but anyone who’s worked at a fast-food joint knows that the sinks are the filthiest places there and are usually coated in a film of grease that, try as you might, is NOT coming off. (Hello, everything is covered in it – they fry their foods in PURE FAT!)
You couldn’t pay me enough to go into one of those sinks!
Someone probably did, and if it’s on this site, I’m willing to bet the nasty skank was fired. You hear about the BK employee who took a bath in the sink before the store opened and FILMED IT? He was fired rather quickly (though his manager ignored it when someone told her about it (also on film).
Click on my name for a link to a story about three teenaged girls in Anderson, Califorina, who were just fired from the KFC they worked at for bathing in the sink.
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Oddly, though, I don’t think either of them looks like this one. Hmm.
LOL! What a disgusting epidemic. Thanks for the link!
Could be the one waving her leg out of the foam…
Oh. The sink doesn’t look the same either. I am suspicioning (to quote that wonderful word from someone else the other day) that the line under the photo is incorrect regarding who this is. Either that, or the restaurant has a big problem.
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On a completely unrelated note I hate that newfangled (dunno when it started, but it didn’t do it from the beginning) idea of Google’s that if I type “Andersen” it gives me hits on “Anderson”.
Yeah I had a similar thought.
Fuzzy logic is a PITA
That’s a Taco-Stand in Athens, GA and this picture was taken in ‘05. No one had to “ring” the boss, and that “disgusting little cow” only got fired after everyone had a hearty laugh, including the boss. It was hilarious. SHE IS AWESOME! Besides, it’s a Taco-Stand, not The Palms. WE GET IT! YOU’RE FROM THE UK! YOU EAT BAKED BEANS ON EVERYTHING AND GO TO THE ‘LOO! I”D LOVE TO GIVE HARRY POTTER A GOOD RODGERING AS WELL! Let’s discuss it over tea, you wanker. See, I can use colloquialisms from other countries and sound like a dumbass, too.
Wow. That was almost like a whole thread in one post. Interesting.
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And thanks for more info on the picture!
As awesome as she may be, that’s nasty. I’m not even talking from a customer standpoint, I’m speaking as someone who’s worked in a restaurant (not fast food though). If those sinks aren’t impeccably maintained you can get a nasty infection if you happen to cut yourself. Sometimes the wound even turns black (not speaking from personal experience, someone I worked with had it happen). Imagine that cut somewhere other than your hand… Gross
I guess I just don’t get why they always have to take pics or video and then post them on friggin’ YouTube, then have the audacity to act “shocked” when they get caught…
Yeah, really.
I work with a kid who got himself arrested for videoing a fight with another teenager. He posted it on MySpace and when the police came, he actually tried to lie and tell them he wasn’t involved until we showed him his video and then he had the nerve to claim that it wasn’t him…
Duh. Didn’t something similar happen a while back where 3 teenage girls beat the piss out of another one and recorded it? I can’t remember if it actually happened or if it was an episode of law and order or something of the like.
There were a bunch of Russians jailed for their neo-Nazi attacks. They seemed to think that a public video sharing site was beyond the wit of the Police to find.
I don’t know what they teach budding mastercriminals these days… but they all seem to be of the Emperor Ming Explain In Detail What You’re Going to Do Class…
Therapist to Supervillian: But do you admit that telling James Bond your plans for world domination is all part of a self-defeating behavior pattern?
LMAO!!
Witty, aren’t you? Intelligent, too: slag someone’s nationality and obviously it makes them wrong.
lol! too fucking true!
Truly! You put up with American slang all the time, with complete grace. I’m sorry some of us don’t know how to return the favor.
And, please, whatever you do, DON’T ease up on your wonderful Scottish slang! I love it when you go all hilly on us!
I’m not from the UK> I have standards!
ooooh……burn.
tehe
No, it’s good. After all, you must have been slagging the English. You’d never slag the Scots or Welsh or Irish at all, would you now?
I would but I tend to love the accents there more.
Te futueo et equum tuum
Sua cuique voluptas…
coo coo cachoo…
veni vidi vicci
Heh! that’s Latin for ‘PWNED!’
Awesome, I’m totally stealing that.
que sera sera.
einsturzende neubauten.
Cave Canum
How very true… most of mine are decadent and largely legal…
…until you’re caught red-handed at the chicken coup.
I was simply checking for eggs, officer
and according to your reaction, I might just take a stab in the dark here:
its you, isn’t it teddy? or your mom? or your girlfriend? or best friend? or SOMEONE you know, cos it IS disgusting, no matter what w you look at it. unless you, too, are also a disgusting little something or other, you would be disgusted by this…
Why should I be disgusted?
I’m confused….
Never mind that food is washed there, the sink can be sanitized. IMO the foulest thing about this kind of crap is that it probably wasn’t sanitized *before* this girl took the bubble bath. She’s just begging for a nasty infection. Taco hut, KFC, Red Lobster, I don’t care where it is, the thought of bathing in a restaurant sink is repulsive.
Use colloquialisms only if you’re of the Dick Van Dyke ‘lets gew floi er quite’ school…
retard.
i agree with Poppeepants.
i might also add that Poopeepants is AWESOME, and brilliant. And beautiful.
I’d eat that! Giggidy!!
Breast or thighs?
I don’t know; breast, thighs, or something in between.
From the size of her, you could probably get both in one mouthful…
oh sweet jesus.
Or you’d have to use some duct tape from the boobs to the forehead to seperate the two. Hehe she’s got a boobiedo: when the belly sticks out farther than the boobiedo!
Fury, do you have something against large people?
Certainly seems that way, doesn’t it?
It does… I know some large people that I admit disgust me.. But this girl is by no means a “cow”. She’s overweight probably, sure. But she’s not disgustingly fat if she can fit in that sink.
I’m on the tail end of what is the weight range for my height and I have a complex about my weight thanks to porn, maxim and television. Oh and my mom telling me I was fat when I was little. It’s not nice to make fun of people’s weight even if they are obese. There is a difference between pointing out the obvious and being cruel.
Also, I have small breasts and sadly this means if I gain 5-10 pounds my stomach will stick out farther than my breasts. I would be very very upset with someone saying I have “boobiedo”. I know I’m not fat, but you saying that doesn’t take into account women like me with small breasts and a belly. Get over yourself you conceited brat.
Yeah, what she said. IBTC gals unite!
Concieted brat. Hmm, having only a 36C, and some severe muscle-tone on my tummy, if I gain 5 lbs, it happens to me, too. I was obviously talking about fat sticking out further than LARGE BREATS, as is show in exhibit A, above.
But what fat? Are you talking about her knee? Or are you just making the assumption that there’s fat under the water somewhere?
So.. when you toss around insults.. people are supposed to assume your meaning? Well, I assumed your meaning. If you’re going to be insulting don’t be so stupid about it. In fact, don’t be so insulting. You’re an insult to the human race.
And it’s I before E except after C.
Tsk, tsk. If you can’t mind read, you are subhuman (yada, camel, yada). OBIVOUSLY. Yes. Obivously.
Yeah Char! For real though, there are no shortage of larger beautiful women. Though they may not be “my” type (I like the ones I can smack around easily, I’m tiny too) it doesn’t make them less attractive in general. I know a lot of guys who love the bigger girls.
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And Char, I’m kinda in the same boat as you, I’m not overweight by any means but it’s been a few years since I was at my *prime* weight (which was actually a bit underweight). My tits are on the large side, but that just makes me feel worse about myself (they got even bigger when I put on a little weight). It’s upsetting to know that 15 pounds can make that much of a difference on your self esteem because of what society has brainwashed us into believing.
And a case in point, Marilyn Monroe was approximately a size 12 (European size 16).
Sizes aren’t really relevant, though. For one, Marilyn mostly wore custom clothes for her modelling and acting; for another, sizes have changed. What used to be a “large” is now a “medium”, and size twelve fifty years ago isn’t a size 12 today.
At her heaviest, Marilyn was 140lbs, and she was 5′5″ (approx.); her largest recorded waist measurement was 23″.
Which isn’t to say anything negative about chubby girls, they’re my favourites!
I double checked on snopes, they estimated what her dress size would be based on her height and weight and what the average dress sizes today would fit. I agree it’s not thoroughly accurate, but my point is still relevant.
Hey Jules, I wasn’t dissing your point, just noting that the measurements are more accurate than sizes (because even today, manufacturers’ sizes vary between brands).
I got ya, no worries! Thanks! : )
See, intellectually I know all this. But when you get in a dry spell of sex (whether you have a partner or no) and you see someone looking at porn or maxim or whatever it’s like “Oh, no wonder. I am not physically attractive. That’s why I’m not getting sex.”
And sex is vital to physical health and mental health. So it’s a downward spiral.
Thank you jules, I appreciate it.
It is why I prefer amatuer stuff. I see more real people. I like curves and cuddles. Speaking of odd things, how did the ginger work out?
You’re welcome, it’s no problem. We all struggle with it.
And you’re right about sex being vital to physical health. For instance, my boyfriend hadn’t been sleeping right for a few days, actually had to call out of work one day because of it. We also hadn’t gotten down in a few days. Last night we did and he slept like a baby. Go figure.
We’ve since fallen out of the habit, but a year ago my husband had been trained to sleep after sex or other stuff, because we did SOMETHING every night. If we missed a night, he couldn’t sleep.
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I wish I wasn’t so tired at the end of the work day, he’d still get that now *sigh*
@DWN I totally didn’t leave the house.
Thanks for the support, about the other stuff.
It is what I am here for, dear charro. *hugs*
awwww *blush n squeeze*
Mmm… *huggle squeeze* That’s the good stuff… Hehe.
Yeah, I’m actually a little shocked by all the “fat” remarks at her. Judging form what little you can see of her body in the picture, she’s the type that’s more rounded than muscular or bony, and fairly large through the top, but not really fat either. Not sure where Fury’s getting that she’s got a fat face…she’s smiling; I don’t see it, I guess. I doubt if many of us would look fantastic sitting in a dish sink with wet hair and a goofy grin. Now, I for one am not about to find out….
It’s called the line of least resistance – Fat, Ugly, Skank…
It tends to be laziness or significant lack of anything involving ‘wit’
Having said that, the energy handed out to defend the ‘fat-ugly-skank’ comments belies the ‘laziness’ idea…
Maybe the defenders are all average to small sized. Following the model set forth, the fat ones would be too lazy to protest.
And I agree with my assumption that rhorho is a genius.
I stand by my skank comment, as I feel bathing in a restaurant sing is pretty repellent.
You do what you feel you have to… I’m just saying it’s an easy out.
Fair enough. : )
The photographer isn’t the best either. A bad pic can make one look lots worse.
It’s low light and no flash, so the camera has given it a long exposure…
Not as long as the exposure of the girl in the sink… but long enough to introduce camera shake and not freeze her movement.
The fact the picture works at all is a triumph of hope over phyics
You can’t even see her belly you arrogant little twat. Nobody wants to hear your lame insults, yes, we know you have poor self esteem and have to put others down to feel better about yourself.
I have poor self-esteem? Very funny. Not only am I happily married, and making more money than many females my age, I’m a professional, in great shape, I don’t think I’m bad-looking at all *save for when I’m sick* and YES I have a problem with fat people. Unless you’re disabled, you don’t get fat by doing your part, doing your work, and doing nice things for other people. Fat=laziness. I’m tired of paying taxes and picking up the slack so lazy people can slack off and take silly pics of themselves acting like fools. Skinny people are not exempt from my disdain of foolish people.
Wow.
I was rather taken aback by the level of fail therein too.
Stand back, and shield your eyes. She’s going for the record!!
*ducks faster than a Republican*
*puts up Shoe Proof shield*
Does anyone understand her non sequitur? Because I sure don’t follow!
Having see the pictures, I’ve shagged better and felt it was charity…
Life’s full of paradox, no?
I think you may be standing in one. : /
…then we’re all standing in one. : \
And my boots were clean til just now………
You need to break them in, anyway. Boot ain’t boots without a funky smell…
I have size 15 feet so I am going to wear these boots til they die horribly. Then probably wear them for a couple days after since it is a pain to find new footwear. The smell would have arrived on its own time. Now I am an emo panda because I have to deal with longer now. T_T
Sorry, anyone with your level of smug superiority is either desperately insecure or suffering from narcissistic personality disorder. All I’ve ever seen from you is judgment and disdain; no empathy, no insight, just petty small mindedness.
I like the way you think Seth. I agree.
That’s assuming she is as trim as she says she is in the first place.
*snort*
Well I do find that the worst haters are the self haters…
This is very true.
I have my moments of clarity.
I have my moments of reciprocity.
In bed and fast food places. *snicker*
And cars, and movie…. Hey wait a minute. That was a dirty trick.
Mwahahaha. ; )
you can see me on my myspace, and see that I am, in fact, not only in shape, but have muscle tone from this thing called, ‘physical labor’.
http://www.myspace.com/hellhathnofury3
No one cares. No one cares that you’re part black. No one cares that you’re Jewish. No one cares that you’re ‘bisexual.’ No one cares how fit you are. No one cars about your 6′8″ hunk of a husband. No one cares about your awesome job, your incredible work ethic, or how many people we’ve never met think you are teh awesomest. We only care about the way you express yourself on this board, as that is all we really have to go on. And what you are demonstrating through your writing is not pretty. Sorry. You aren’t nearly as special and wonderful as you seem to think.
Seth is quickly becoming my hero! HHFN, I’ve gotta tell you, at some point you are going to have this “moment of clarity” that you are a completely narcissistic (or delusional) human being.
Going by all the pics she took of herself in the mirror, I’m going with completely narcissistic. No one takes that many pics of themselves looking completely the same for myspace if they don’t want people gawking at them.
Wow, I’m having flashbacks to Killer Instinct.
ULTRA COMBO!
Well played!
Did you notice that Miss Popularity couldn’t seem to get any of her adoring fans to snap a photo of her? Hrmm.
She has no problems doggin on a girl who is NOT fat when her husband looks the way he does. Obviously she doesn’t have that big of a problem with someone who is fat. Your husband must be lazy and an unproductive member of society cause he can’t pull his own weight right?!
Jesus Christ. Are you for real? How many times is it possible for someone to take multiple self-portraits and then post them on their page? I know that ’social networking’ sites are often purely about self-promotion, but seriously, this is pathetic. Narcissism is alive and well!
Fail. Total empathy fail. I can understand that you don’t like fat people, and why. I feel the same. But that doesn’t give you the right to be so terribly cruel. Especially since we all know you’re not racist…
That’s right, she can’t be racist, I forgot.
I guess she makes up for it by hating fat people.
perhaps fat=lazy in the body sense, not burning the energy you intake, but that’s bullshit if you actually think that “fat people” are people arn’t doing honest work and pulling their weight taxes wise then you live in some strange delusion of a world. Did it occur to you, that often times in this society, because there is much work that is stagnant. Those doing large amounts of paperwork involved things don’t have the time to go to the gym. Fat /= lazy ass couch potato bu, get out a bit more.
“Unless you’re disabled, you don’t get fat by doing your part, doing your work, and doing nice things for other people.”
So, the really nice overweight lady down the street from me who works two jobs, takes care of her yard nicely, and volunteers at the elementary school is lazy? You going to come over and tell her? (I suspect she doesn’t have time to go to the gym…or maybe just has different priorities than you do.)
Right this can also be attributed to a thyroid problem or simply poor eating habits. But not necessarily laziness. Even if you get a decent amount of exercise, you can’t eat mcdonald’s 4 times a day and not see the pounds stack up.
Or the fact that the American ideas of nutrition are a large steaming pile of fail. And all the preservatives and chemicals that are present in a large percent of our food. I’m sure they don’t help weight problems.
I guess you are forgetting that other peoples priorities don’t matter. Your so silly.
*snort* How true! Only HHNF’s priorities should matter when discussing fat people.
‘You’re” so silly too
Ah… I see… Fat is the new ‘Jew-Black-Gay’ slur… I get the joke now…
Seeing as I am 1/16th black *from Trinidad* and Jewish, yup, that’s definitely it.
And I’m 1/32nd Inuit. Can I be special too please? Also, 1/64th Australian aboriginal and 1/16th Native American. I am special and not racist because I’m a mutt @@
Also I am a Hatian voodoo priest.
I’m half Irish and half English, which is fine except when I get drunk and decide to blow up my own car. I also claim special non-racist mutt dispensation.
Oh, and I’m part space alien. The voices told me so.
You too eh? (on the Anglo-Irish bit, unless the Vikings were from space)
Yup. Rowdy-ass, pale bunch my family is.
I’m every cool ethnicity and none of the uncool ones. Now I can spew carp on PK and blow a new nostril if others don’t fall at my feet…
(DWN?)
you swallow goldfish?
Thought you knew…
O_O?!
I am just a pinch of Cherokee, some German and French, with whatever my paternal sire had on his side who I don’t know.
I thought you would do your “…i.b.” comment after that. Just looking out for ya.
LOL @ char and diss!
So if someone hates Hell Hath, are they racist?
Count me as half Russian, half Scotch…my people don’t drink, we guzzle…we don’t tan, we turn different shades of red…AND the only people we discriminate against are the ignorant (sorry HHNF)
I’m three-quarters German (actually, that’s where my paternal grandparentsare from), some French, some Scottish, and about a drop of American Indian. And the stereotype about Germans and beer? Proven by my relatives.
@Jules: No, a racist can only hate 1/16 of her exceedingly speshul *from Trinidad* self. I’m glad I’m not a racist. ;o)
But she’s half Jewish too, certainly that qualifies? I’m just trying to cover my bases, I don’t want to be called a racist for thinking she’s a pompous ass.
Akshully, I’m full-on whitelander. I just said that to point out how stupid she is being.
But the voodoo priest thing.. That’s the truth.
Nice. I’m just an internet minister.
@Jules: If you added up all of the ethnicities she has claimed on PK, you’re dealing with 3.25 psychos who are racially incapable of being called racists. Fire at will…
I’m part alien on my father’s mother’s side. Can I start bashing people too?
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There is a line at my booth for the snobbery exception card. *sets up stall*
Oooh, are you coming to the reunion?
*Waits in line tapping feet because it shouldn’t take this long for me, I’m more special than everyone else*
I’m a quarter Jenovan, so I’ll definitely be at the reunion.
Can illegal aliens come too?
*starts passing out cards* NEXT!!! No you’re not special. NEXT!!!
@ema: We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
MIB win!
And that means what, exactly? Anybody can be racist or elitist. When shall you learn?
I think it’s the whole ‘don’t get me worng some of my best friends are…’ fill in the blank.
Ya, which is funny cuz dogs are called Man’s Best Friend but we still think of them as less than us. Or at least a number of people do.
I tend to look at it that, for medium sized dogs up, they’d be a lot more efficient than me for ‘not dying’ if dropped with just the weapons I was born with in a wilderness…
I feel the same way about my cats.
Me too… obviously not your cats, since I’ve not met them, but mine…
I feel the same way about both your cats.
My cats feel that way about all of your cats…
My cats are too lazy to feel that way about anyones cats…
coupled with I can’t be elitist since I’m a blue collar worker, and I can’t be racist since I’m some unholy mix.
Inverted snobbery of it’s finest kind…
Luckily, before we get bored, the story will change. I think she worked in a courthouse last go-round.
Wasn’t it social services or something? IIRC, that “proved” that all poor people were lazy bums and/or criminals (some of whom shopped at Wal-Mart).
That’s right. It’s hard to keep the stories all sorted. For everyone, it would seem…
@Tessie:
I think it was her parents who worked with that.
“Unless you’re disabled, you don’t get fat by doing your part, doing your work, and doing nice things for other people. Fat=laziness. I’m tired of paying taxes and picking up the slack so lazy people can slack off”
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Does anybody else find it troubling that, if you substitute “black” for “fat” in the above, you have one of Strom Thurmond’s speeches circa 1947?
No… simply living up to my expectations
I did have a guilty chuckle at a 23 year old complaining about having to pay taxes. I hope she’s rationing that venom…
Yeah on from her big fat military salary.
Extra word fail, minus “on” in that last comment.
Multiple jobs; multiple words–No fail detected.
I have to know: is that guy Jacob in the #1 spot on your MySpace top 8 your boyfriend/ husband? He seems like a decent enough guy, but also seems to be a larger guy as well. Does he know what you think of fat people? Because you must be a real peach to come home to every day if he does. It would be interesting to see his reaction to his wife ranting about the evils of fat people…
Either way, you’re pathetic. I don’t care if you’re the most beloved supervisor in your workplace. I don’t care that you think you’re so hot that you spend all of your off-hours from your much-respected job taking a million pics of yourself to post online. All I see is a whiny, 23-year-old child who is so full of herself that she feels the need to make large generalizations of people she’s never met. Then, to make it even better, the child has the nerve to justify her actions by saying that her status as a pretty girl and a popular supervisor makes her worthy to judge.
You call this girl fat? You really can’t see ANYTHING of her body in this shot and I dare anyone, even you, Ms Slender and Willowy, to not have a “fat face” with your knees up to your head. Not to mention that this was taken with what looks like a cell phone, so it’s not even a good enough pic to really see what body parts ARE exposed. Fat, without a doubt does NOT equal lazy. I’ve been around some really lazy people that encompassed all weights.
The thing that kills me is the weight of the girl in the picture is a total and utter moot point. The point of the shot is that SHE’S TAKING A BATH IN A FREAKING RESTAURANT SINK. It doesn’t matter if she’s Heidi Klum or the 1-Ton Woman. It’s disgusting and makes me question her decision-making skills as an employee. In addition to probably breaking a few laws, she’s misusing her time at work and representing herself negatively as an employee. As a manager for a large company, if she walked into my office wanting a job, I would question hiring her because of this. I know I’m far from the only one that thinks this. If I were the owner of the restaurant, I’d be very embarrassed. And not because she looks “chubby.”
*applauds*
*joins Froo in applauding*
*bows in awe of superior rant*
*tosses rose petals at the feet of WTF*
Oooh, I dug this muchly. Thank you for your input. *applauds too*
Nice…
*Joins in cheering and whistles*
*whistles and applauds*
fat = lazy? ive got fat on my body. doesnt mean im lazy. and btw, if you think that doing nice things for other people iwll make you less fat, and conversely, that doing mean things will make you fat, you should be really fat. all your comments about her have been mean. what has she done, besides have a body you dislike? yea, everyone has to pay taxes. not everyone bitches. yea? stop complaining and take it like the in shape woman you (say you) are
Actions speaking louder than words and all, in your attempts to prove to us how gorgeous you are, you’ve revealed the hideous hag within. Bragging does not equal (or indicate, or prove) self-esteem; go build yourself some and come back when you’re happy with life. Someone genuinely happy with life would not harbour such vitriol and spite for people she doesn’t know (and never will).
Live and let live, baby, and abide by Thumper’s Maxim: if you can’t say nothin’ nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.
I worked at a Wendy’s for a few months while in college. Everyone joked about it, said they were gonna do it, didn’t think anyone ever would.
I managed a KFC while going to college, the girl I dated at the time worked there as well. We didn’t bathe in the sink, but we did try out just about every surface in the building after the crew left…on several occasions. I must say the prep table in back with the giant potato mixer on high gear was probably the favorite…either that or up against the shelving racks..
Dirty? Maybe, but it isn’t something you all haven’t done on your own kitchen counters…and if it isn’t…you should try it!
Before people get all grossed out…we did at least wipe off the ass-prints with sanatizer towels.
Ahhh…the last of the true romantics…
hahahahahahha
Zing! I like that…
Ya, I was wondering why people think their presence is something permanent. It is a sink… You just… Fill it with water and clean it out. I don’t get why people are getting grossed out. She isn’t doing anything that can’t be undone in under five minutes, people.
seriously. it’s a sink, you wash things in it. she might just need a little extra soak time. but she’ll rinse off good as new!
LOL, precisely. Then set to air dry and put away.
Far dirtier things than this girl have been in that sink, I assure you. Have you ever seen a pair of tongs, or a spoon that fell down behind a fryer for a week or two? Water, grease, chicken blood, etc. collects back there. When you finally clean it out, do you think the utensil get thrown away? Hell no. They go in the sink, and they use them again.
Not to mention, you can clearly see that it’s a multi-tub sink. The third tub is sanitizer solution that will kill any germs remaining on the dishes.
Drain the sink, rinse it out with sanitizer water and it’s all good as new…seriously I don’t see what the big fuss is all about.
i’m not too pushed about how hygenic my FOOD would be from this restaurant. whether or not this chick washes in the sink doesn’t have a huge affect on that. but how, why, would anyone do this? can you imagine what her skin felt like after such debauchery? if her nose didn’t curl at the thought of getting in where these so called tongs of your narative had been, then whose to say her nose wouldn’t curl at the idea of dropping your burger on the floor and applying the “ten-second-rule” to it?
That happens from time to time…but even fast food employees feel bad serving floor-burgers to an innocent customer. So here is where the cardinal rule comes into play..
NEVER fuck with people who handle your food. Period.
Or at least wait until you have food in hand..
Yeah thanks ed. But us peeps who worked food remember… NEXT time we’ll getcha.
And that’s why you never go back.
NEVAARRRR!!!
Wise words.
I wonder if they found the used tampon in the overflow yet…
Before or after you ate it?
I just sucked the chewy bits off…
*retch* that is fucking foul.
and your point is?
It isn’t the thought of her “germs” grossing me out, it’s the fact that I used to work in a fast food joint and let me tell you, the sink is not something you would want to put your entire body into. Someone posted higher up and mentioned the nigh permanent film of grease all over the sink. Imagine bathing in that. . . >_<
My point, you’ve made it! : )
That is why I am grossed out. Drivers used to empty the MOP BUCKET into the first sink. I would NEVER climb into that, that’s just revolting. Ugh, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Don’t ask why we had no mop sink.
Oh god that’s absolutely repugnant! You’ve doubly made my point.
It was. I tried and tried and tried, but every morning I came in there was floor crap in the sink. When *I* closed I didn’t let them dump it in the sinks. I made them dump it outside.
Please note ema, this was neither at the Campbell or Broadway store, those ones had mop sinks.
I must have missed it, what restaurant did you work at?
No you saw it ;o)
I did!
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That is the single most disgusting thing I have heard all week.
You need to get out more, or move to the city. I’ve heard much worse, and just in the last two days!
I just don’t understand–WHY? What would possess someone to do this? It doesn’t look fun, it looks gross. As jules said above, the thought of all that grease and those chemicals lapping around one’s privates just makes me cringe. I’d rather bathe in a puddle in my yard.
I haven’t found the “why”, but I found her blog (link in my name) and in that blog there’s also a link to her buzznet page, with a few more pics from this occasion. I am already bored from that, so no more clickety-click from me to actually find the “why”, sorry. ;oP
Thanks.. I think.. no, not really.. just ewww..
I got curious enough to take a look at her blog & a few of the pics (looking at strangers’ friends and family won’t really hold my attention for long!) and I’ll just say that I don’t think the picture posted here is terribly flattering.
Definitely not. I have a feeling very few people would look their best sitting in an industrial sink with gods-know-what kind of detergent in. (Though even the blurry sink photo is better. This pic had more humour in it, I suppose.)
Um, why are we assuming that she’s in the nip below the water-line? If it were me, and I really thought it would be a larf to jump in a sink of greasy water just to have my photo taken, I wouldn’t be stripping down to skin, I can assure you!
I want to know how that fatty fit in the damn sink! :/
Lots of soap.
Those things are big enough to fit several hundred pounds of meat. She’s big, but she’s not *that* big.
That was my thinking. She isn’t really that big at all. Compared to what I have seen before, at least.
*shiver* Have you ever worked at a mall? It’s very…educational, to say the least. I’ve seen more meat hanging on a single human frame than I thought was physically possible.
I seem to remember sometime around Y2K there was a controversy over a billboard that a fitness club had put up. It had a picture of an alien and it said “Remember, when the aliens arrive, they’ll eat the fat ones first”…
Okay, that made me laugh. It’s completely un-PC and therefore probably a bad business move, but still hilarious.
LOL, I wish I could have that on a poster…
You made my day…
That’s AWESOME!
Yeah I totally wish I could find a pic of that somewhere. So far, unsuccessful.
On the other hand, any other type of apocalyptic event happens and you know who’s going to give up and die first? The freakin’ size zero skin and bones girls. That’s who.
That reminds me of a story I heard in Sedona, AZ. It’s a beautiful little town, but it’s been overrun by crazies who think there’s some kind of ’spiritual energy’ there. I was at a coffee shop, chatting with the owner, who was from New York. I asked him about living in Sedona with all the weirdo New Age types. He said it was pretty surreal, and by way of illustration, he told the story of a fellow who claimed that the red sandstone spires were actually alien spaceports. Pretty soon they would open up and saucers would fly out. The saucers would carry everyone away to a better life. Well, almost everyone. Seems their tractor beams aren’t that strong, if you’re too heavy, they can’t beam you up. Fortunately, New Age dude has a special “I’m to fat for the saucer people to beam me up” diet plan…
You mean you weren’t sucked in by a “vortex”? ; )
HAHAHAHAHA ema you beat me to it! I got taken to a vortex once. Um. Yeah.
Hehe, yeah, the vortex caused by air rushing into the vacuum of most Sedonites heads…
It is beautiful there though. I was completely astounded by the beauty and tranquility of the place.
It is one of the most beautiful places in AZ, so picturesque.
I know some of those crazies. They are worth listening to (in moderation). Sometimes it’s helpful, sometimes it’s just funny. One girl I know told me things about my boyfriend I never knew, she can be a little scary sometimes.
Well, wait a second. That sound suspiciously like the ending of the last Indiana Jones movie. Aliens actually DID fly out of the ground, so there!
Shhhh! We’re pretending that never happened..
“Seems their tractor beams aren’t that strong, if you’re too heavy, they can’t beam you up.”
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I’m pretty sure he was borrowing this from a Simpsons Halloween episode.
Hilarious but, the first thing I thought was “why?” I know that I personally really dislike the fat. When raising animals it’s better they are lean, have a careful diet and have their bodies taken care of. It makes for better meat and all.
So I suspect when the aliens come, it’ll be the healthnut gym rats that go first. they’d be the tasty ones >.>
“Ugg, how can you eat that! It’s not organic.”
Lots of Omega 3 in prairie raised meat
THAT is most hysterical.
Both meanings of “eat”?
I think aliens are more likely to stay with the anal probe stuff. Evidently it’s an intergalactic favorite.
And by *seen before* he means *lives with*.
She’s fat, but flexible!
From all the grease permanently stuck to the sides.
Oh my god! I live like, 10 miles from there! I’ve EATEN there! I KNOW these people! I’m torn between disgust and hilarity, knowing that these people make my food and that those dishes she *cough* swimming with have prepared food I’ve eaten. ><
I envy you.
So now you have herpeghonnosyphillAIDS! yay!
At least we’re getting closer to figuring out what’s in the Colonel’s “Secret Recipe”….
Yes… Tacos!
(It turns out the “KFC employee”-comment under the photo is wrong.)
Ew, my brain took that to a whole other level. (The taco comment that is)
Drop the chalupa…
ROFLCOPTERS! That was great : )
Ok..so maybe we’re getting closer to understanding why the new “Volcanic Sauce” is so spicy…
oh god, I have heard that many STiDs burn quite badly….
*drinks bleach*
Oh nvm, you’d already noticed.
P Then you were just being funny. 
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^Scarred for life.
I’d do her.
I am NEVER eating at KFC again!
That is revolting. I certainly don’t want to eat somewhere that the dishes are washed in the same sink as someone’s dirty a*s!!
That reminds me of the ‘Nuns going into heaven’ joke…
You really think the ass is dirtier than the dishes?
You OBVIOUSLY have never worked in fast food.
I would lick a girls asshole WAY before I even thought about licking the kitchen floor of a KFC. (even an ugly girl…seriously…fast food floors are disgusting)
“You really think the ass is dirtier than the dishes?” – um, yes, yes I do.
I’m not convinced that you’ve worked in fast food…
(good for you if you somehow avoided that horrible stepping stone in life)
I’m not convinced you understand what comes out of someones a$$. Please, please don’t tell me anything in a fast food kitchen is anywhere near as dirty, because I sometimes do have to eat at those places.
I worked in a fast food restaurant about twelve years ago, and I still remember the day the drain to the sewer backed up and we ended up with poopy water all over the floor. We shut it down and mopped with bleach water over and over and it still stank a little.
Eww, but that’s not supposed to happen just like bathing in a restaurant sink is also not supposed to happen.
Yeah, seeing as she’s obviously the type that thinks that getting naked in front of anyone for nothing is cute, her teeth are yellow and she’s fat=lazy and most likely dirty. Dishes don’t carry filth-it washes off.
Ah the needle is now stuck…
If we hire a dj to spin it, he may give it a danceable beat–a small reward for our patience…
A lot like the bug up your arse…
it’s not a bug. It’s a potato, kthx.
Unc, I’m offended! Why would you even suggest such a dire ending for a bug?
How about a burr?
That’s better, as long as it’s an old, scratchy one…
Then you probably don’t want to eat plates that were washed in your mother’s sink since she also probably washed you in it before (ASSUMING) you learned to control your bladder and bowels. I bet there is even a photo of it somewhere in an album. Put that on the internet, douche.
Here’s the difference, I don’t pay for meals served at my mothers house. If I’m going to pay for a meal out, I expect it to be served on plates not washed alongside some strange woman’s ass. Also, she’s not a cute little baby even though she may be immature she is a grown woman.
Your mom doesn’t make you pay for meals…?
*feels duped*
Not to be *too* nit-picky, but the restaurants where I’ve worked in past years didn’t wash the dishes in the sink. The sink was for rinsing off crumbs, ketchup smears, shreds of lettuce etc., so they didn’t clog up the pipes. The dishes were actually *washed* in a heavy-duty, industrial-strength dishwasher, and while I don’t know the exact temperature of the water, judging by the clouds of steam that came billowing out whenever the dishwasher was opened, it had to be somewhere around the boiling point, so the dishes were not only washed, they were sterilized. Hope this reassures you somewhat.
Jean-Claude Van Damme kills someone in on in ‘Sudden Death’
Nice one- it is so GREAT to be SOOOOOOO ORIGINAL
or Original Recipe
WIN!
This is not from a KFC. It’s the Taco Stand in Athens, GA, and the girl in question is most definitely not fat and is most definitely super-hot. I think this picture is hilarious.
full disclosure: i’m female, i wear a size 4, i’m 5′1″, i think people who say most celebrities are fat are total idiots.
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now that that’s out of the way. this girl is hefty. maybe not fat. but look at her arms, those aren’t the arms of a small girl. her shoulders are far more rounded than defined, either she’s a swimmer or she’s packing extra weight. she’s also got really big tits… and not in the big yet firm way, those are big and fatty. her BMI probably puts her in an overweight category, perhaps even obese.
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to MOST of the men in america she wouldn’t be “super-hot”. she’d probably qualify as good looking, attractive, pretty…. you get the idea. it seems you’ve got a thing for the slightly heavier girls, hence you’re pretty biased.
Y’know, I might be changing my mind…now I’m starting to feel sorry for this girl, who obviously is desperate for attention. She looks kinda young; still young enough to suffer from adolescent vulnerability and need to fit in.
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On the other hand, she could be old enough to just be a stupid college kid who needs to get a brain and a life. And some Summer’s Eve.
i’ll agree 100% with the “attention whore” assessment. to me she looks about 18-20… not much older, and definitely not younger.
Full disclosure: You’re kind of an ass.
I doubt you know what “MOST” of the men in America are into.
no, i’m kinda a bitch. i’m also looking at this pretty honestly. so take that and shove it.
k?
Let me second Seddah: I’d rather be with a woman that looks like this than with a skinny girl that looks like a prepubescent boy. I have never been with a woman who wears a size four, I’d feel like a homosexual pedophile if I were.
That’s not entirely fair, I’m a size 4 but I would never be confused with a prepubescent boy (the majority is tiny, not all though). I personally like the tiny ones but they’re definitely not for everyone.
That said, you’re not entirely wrong either.
i can tell you that i don’t look like a pre-pubescent boy. i’ve got c’s and an ass. before i had c’s i had ddd’s… surgery is wonderful. plus, you’ve got to factor in height, i’m 5′1″… if i were 5′8″ i’d agree with you on pre-pubescent boy.
Wow, I’m not only a size four, but I have boobs *real ones! 36 C!*, and a definite butt that keeps me from getting out of many tight spaces that I have to fit into on the submarines. Yeah, not fat, definitely not shaped like a boy.
do me a favor… agreeing with me, don’t do it.
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you’re making quite a few enemies and i’ve managed to neither create enemies or friends, and i’d like to keep it that way.
When are you going to stop talking about yourself? This isn’t a forum for narcissists, we just like to hear other people’s witty and interesting opinions on the captioned photos.
Oh my god, does that mean my B boobs are fake?!?!?!!
Guess it means my double Ds have to be. I just want them to be smaller, I just wanna be able to run without knocking myself out!
do the surgery! best decision i ever made… no joke.
You do realize that your boob size is not an “accomplishment”, per se? There’s this little thing we call “genetics”….
I checked your myspace, and you don’t have a terrible body, you’ve got kind of a spare tire though, you would benefit from a gym membership for sure to tighten some of that up. Butterface.
Laughing so hard, difficult to type, thanks Alex, that was a gem!
I’m glad that not all men in America crave skeletons.
XP looking at those types, especially high fashion models (where apparently the more skeletal the better the dress looks or something) I just imagine at any moment something will just snap under the pressure of the air around them.
I actually went to school for fashion design and the only thing I can come up with for why those women are so skinny is that they want to put the dress on something that most closely resembles a hanger.
I’ve actually got the impression that a majority don’t, really. I used to be pretty tiny when I was younger (late teens/early 20s), not from starving myself, but just small all over. (And, yes, on at least one occasion I did have somebody confuse me with a teenage boy. Awkward…and led me to conclude I would look better with longer hair!). Now I’m a little more well-rounded and you know what? I get a lot more looks now. (Oh, yeah..we do notice when you look…)
And occasionally it grosses us out ; )
Well, yeah. That depends to some extent on who’s looking, where they are looking, and if they’re making lewd hand gestures at the same time. ;o)
You would like the Bettie Page lol I made.
I love Bettie Page. It’s just rough to see nothing but skeletons all over. In magazines, porn, movies, television… It can be damaging to the psyche when added to a fragile self image.
I prefer curves and cuddle. Too bad Bettie died at 82 within the last couple days. T_T
Sad. *mourns Bettie*
I feel the need to make a proper poster for her memory…
Yeah. She was awesome.
And it is made. Were I less lazy, I would link it. However, I will play the sick card and insist you be grateful that I bothered at all.
*totally non-elitist stance*
I am grateful, for sure.
Woot!!! I try to brighten days where I can.
Went and found it. Good job.
Hehe, I am glad you liked it. Actually had to hunt up a proper picture.
Agreed. <3 Betti Page.
Ya, I was rather happy with the picture I found for my memorial attempt.
Yes, they were both rather lovely.
although it’s doubtless witty…
I tend to like most pictures of Miss Page (you could see she’d had something even when she was 80… what I call a Parthanon – In the right light and at a distance you can see she was REALLY something)
A fine shine I am sure…
The BMI is horse crap anyway. It would put a 6′3″ 300lb muscle-bound health nut in the same obese category as a 6′3″ 300lb fat man. You have to look at lifestyle and other things. BMI by itself is like looking at an elephant’s leg and saying it’s a tree.
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And FTR, she’s not fat. A few extra pounds isn’t fat.
Yes, but it is a helpful gauge for people who are not exercise buffs and not muscle bound.
But you are right. It told my friend he is fat and he is most certainly not fat. He is very muscular but not fat.
It gets a bit iffy with some body types. there’s some people that are just built big. not particularaly muscular but…big you know? I have a friend like that and his BMI says he is overweight, yet he works out and while not rippling with muscle is at least healthy enough to do marathon hikes.
Oh I understand. I’m just saying it can be a helpful gauge. Especially if you haven’t worked out in a while, or are wanting to into it. It’s by no means the end all be all of “Are you fat or fit”, but is a helpful gauge. And mine made me feel better =o)
*to get into it.
Blargh.
Right on, froo. I’m tired of people putting down fat people. I’m not fat, but I’d rather be fat than the kind of person who feels the need to express their feelings of superiority by putting down others based on how they look. If you want to insult this girl, why not insult her for her stupid actions? Personally, I think she’s not that bad looking.
” If you want to insult this girl, why not insult her for her stupid actions? ”
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Yeah, she…
*thinks of several stupid things done in teens and early twenties*
*slinks away*
Ah touché.
At least you stopped in your twenties. . .
*thinks of stupid things done in thirties*
*scuttles away*
Sounds like I’ve got a lot to look forward to! *thinks of stupid things to be done in twenties and thirties*
*opens mouth to comment… Shuts it and scurries back into hole of denial*
i agree BMI is crap, i said she looks heavier than the “super hot” this guy was saying she is. as i stated above, i’m 5′1″ wearing a size 4… my BMI says i’m overweight, only a few points from obese. it’s because i work out and it makes me heavier. perhaps i shouldn’t have stated BMI as it’s so inconsistent… but she’s definitely not a rail thin girl. she’s got some extra meat on her bones.
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now, since i know i’m going down a path that will probably get me flamed… i don’t think she should be one of these stick thin 90lb waifs that hollywood thinks looks great. they look ill. but she looks like she could use a few laps around the track – to be fit.
Hmm. Since the guy who said she was “super-hot” also knew where the picture was taken, I’m going to take a logical leap here and guess that he’s familiar with what she looks like when she’s NOT crammed into a dish sink.
i follow you there… really, i do. but being a devil’s advocate (and since i’ve already started digging to china i may as well finish the process): my boyfriend thinks i’m super-hot. does that mean that by everyone’s standards i’m “super-hot”? what i was trying to say (and obviously got off topic) in the initial post was that i doubt his judgment of her being “super-hot”… in support of my opinion that was contrary to his i brought up that she didn’t seem “super-hot” to me based on her size. i should have also mentioned the fact that she’s in a filthy tub and she’s posing like an imbecile in the tub.
i also, did say that she’d probably be good looking, pretty, etc. because i don’t think she’s unattractive, just that she’s carrying a bit of extra weight on herself and also managed to get in a really stupid situation and take a picture of it.
(i think i rambled off topic again… but i also think i explained myself a little, maybe?)
Yeah one definition of “super-hot” is definitely not every definition.
Even the super hot need to be fit and healthy if possible.
you missed out ‘and wearing a colander’ Vegetable draining haute couture is noones friend, despite some efforts by Jean-Paul G.
There are other pictures of her online on a blog, someone on here has a link attached to their posts…
My husband is 6′8″ and wieghs almost 400, but he plays rugby, and hardly has anything sqeezable on him. His doc keeps telling him to lose weight because he’s considered ‘obese’, and my husband said, “if I work out any more, I’ll just get heavier!”
Hmmm……guys, I think we’ve figured out HHNF’s problem. If her husband is even marginally proportional to his height and weight, she must be all sore from him ramming her up the ass.
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She should get the ’stick’ out of her ass.
When you’re right you’re right…
You realise that this is one of the first signs of the end of days?
*reads Unc’s comment; dons foil hat*
Froo I think you just won the internets : )
for the record her bmi is probably around 25 or 26, she looks like the kind of girl who carries her weight up top versus on the hips, which would barely put her into the overweight category. She could lose 5lbs and be back into the normal category.
Yeah- Lucas! A voice of reason from our home sweet home.
I just want to know who she got to take the picture…
a random customer?
http://www.redding.com/photos/galleries/2008/dec/09/splish-splash/
This is the KFC one. Note that the persons, and the sink, look different. Also, the ones at the KFC are clothed.
God’s death, they’re hard looking…
Isn’t this a health code violation? Or is this an ok thing to do now?
I believe it falls under the OSHA 414 -cq- h7452639 code.
Are fast food restaurants covered by OSHA or the USDA and FDA? Because that would be different regs. And OSHA is safety, not food safety.
It is a safety hazard. Plus I made that up. We had to take OSHA classes to get our Health Certificates. Those three sentences are not necessarily related.
LOL, ok. I work in an industry regulated by the USDA, so I’m more familiar with those and HACCP regs.
Wow, what a hideously gross girl. She looks….special
I wonder if she had that “not so fresh feeling” and decided to take an impromtu shower?
I dunno, perhaps she sleeps at work too.
Admiral! There be whales here!
even though its gross to do that in a food service sink, the chick is kinda cute
Thank you, all of you, for reminding me why I don’t read comments on any website anywhere. The world is full of judgmental fools who have nothing better to do than to attack people and things they don’t know anything about.
“I think the lady doth protest too much”
We just got to that part in the play!
/nerd
Damn it, why didn’t I get the updated script?
Oh it will turn you yet grasshopper. It’s fun to start speaking in blank verse when being sarcastic.
Sound and fury and signifying nothing…
Much like you in bed I am told. I’ve heard rumors for unsatisfied sources. Why people tell me these things is beyond me. I had to throw up a bit when details were offered.
Look, your mother does it with three sailors at a time, so I had no chance of making her happy. Although I do confess, she’s the first I’ve had that could not only peel a hard boiled egg with the pelvic floor muscles, but with her anal sphincter too… And that trick where she takes her teeth out… and the unique feeling of the hole where he nose used to be is something else…lets just say I was surprised she did it all for free in a back alley…
Sorry, my mother only does Mexicans. You must be thinking of somebody else.
you’ve not seen me tanned…
I’d like to see you tanned…..but only if done with the old Native American tanning technique that involves skinning alive……
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Join the queue…
Ooooh oooh! I’ve actually done that! It’s called brain-tanning, I’ll help. ; )
It’s a long queue… and I do love that Jesus’ favourites want to join it.
I love the hypocrisy… but then, Christians got to the top of the food tree somehow… nice to see it illustrated by the soulless harpies of the board…
My, my, why all the whining and twitching? ; )
Ema, I’ve decided that Fester is right. Based on his well thought out arguments, I now know that Christianity is a farce and I’m stupid for believing in anything other than what can be seen with the eyes. I hereby renounce my religion and everything that goes with it, and will commence to hugging trees immediately!
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Fester, now that I’m not a Christian, do I get enough cred to be ‘bloodthirsty’ and demand your head on a platter?
LOL got you Again! You really are too much fun…
Not a braincell between you but it’s sort of an endearing in a ‘they really should be neutered’ kind of way… So, tell me dears, where would you start your skinning… you seem to have it planned…
Although I stand by the hypocrisy bit…
Lol! Me too, I give up on all that nonsense. Thanks Fester! Oh, and I LOVE the name “soulless harpies”! Let’s start a club.
I think I may change my user name…
Does this mean I’m now reduced to only Frou squealing like a pig that’s been set on fire when I prod from here on in?
and if there’s a club, remember I want an honorary membership (not that I’d care to join any club that would have me as a member… if it was good enough for Groucho…)
Well froo is on the membership committee, so I wouldn’t go around saying things about her that aren’t true. ; ) But I’m all for having you as our mascot!
“Although I stand by the hypocrisy bit…” – Oh yea, I’m really glad to be done with that whole “Thou shall not tease anyone with jokes about tanning their hide” commandment. That one was really cramping my style.
Naa, it’s the love of the death penalty that one of the examples of being a hypocrite, that and generally being blood thirsty and nasty, while wrapping it up as ‘folksy charm’
and as to saying things that aren’t true about Frou, I’ve said nothing about the woman that she’s not said about her self…
I figure why fight it
) Ema, let’s make him a mascot! Can we make him wear an animal suit? What does a ‘Souless Harpy’ look like? Can you get that at a costume shop?
Oki doki! I don’t know, we’ll have to do some research on that, I have never really seen one. Have you done a google search yet?
oops, BloodThirsty Souless Harpys probably don’t say things like “oki doki”… *sigh* So much to learn…
I found something, but it looks more like a She-Bat, and I don’t think that really fits. Let me find something more appropriate……and more slutty. We want Fester to be as cute and uncomfortable as possible. Preferably in 6″ heels.
MY MIND’S EYE!!!! *dies*
@BTSH#1 – that’s weekends and leisure time at Fester Towers….
Fester, I read that line rather quickly and thought it said @BatShit#1
) Of course, knowing you, that’s exactly what you wrote 
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jst n txtspk…
I said this to someone yesterday.
/smile
I noticed that. It made me very pleased.
OK, let’s put this into perspective. We are commenting about a picture of a girl sitting in a sink at a restaurant (take your pick which one), and you call US fools? I’m glad I don’t know anything about this pic, I don’t want to know anything about this pic, and I would be mortified if this was my daughter! So before you start judging us, maybe reevaluate exactly what we are being judgemental on, and reconsider who the fool really is.
I agree completely. She’s naked in a greasy restaurant sink, playing with kitchen implements like bath toys with a grin plastered on her face that says (to me, at least) “Ain’t I just precious?”, and we’re the fools?
Ok, Missy…who’s being judgemental now? If you don’t read any comments on any website anywhere…why did you choose this one? If you would take the time to read on some of the many lols, you’d find fascinating discussions on ethics, politics, religion, sexuality and many other topics.
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By the way, you’re right…I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING MY FRIGGIN CLOTHES OFF AT A PLACE OF BUSINESS, JUMPING INTO AN INDUSTRIAL FRIGGIN SINK, TAKING A BATH AND HAVING IT PHOTOGRAPHED AND POSTED ON THE WEB FOR THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD TO SEE!! WANNA KNOW WHY? IT’S BECAUSE I’M A RATIONAL-THINKING HUMAN BEING!!!!
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Now go away, or I will be forced to taunt you a second time!!!
“You’re not allowed to rent here anymore!”
“Yeaaaaaaah!!!”
<3 mothergoose
(Sorry about that, often times when I like what what someone said but have nothing of value to add, Jay pops into my head, I suppose this time he took over.)
I love you. Lots and lots.
Hahahah So SHE’S the watery tart distributing swords to King Arthur! *that doesn’t make you king, you know*
Go ahead, tell us what this is all about. You may be able to change our minds. I have high doubts, but go ahead, I’d like to hear this.
I worked in a pizza place when I was in High School, no one would ever even think of taking off their clothes in the kitchen much less crawling all over the work areas naked. After all, these businesses are there to serve the public supposedly appetizing food, if customers had any idea that these kinds of things were going on at a local eatery that business would soon have to close it’s doors and people would lose their jobs and livelihoods, etc. If people think it’s cute to do let them rent their own kitchens and roll around all they want for photos and videos, seems like there is a market for that sort of thing on the internet, but don’t use someone elses kitchen and risk other peoples jobs. That’s all I’m saying.
Oohh!!! What pizza place?
A little joint on North First Ave., I’m sure you never heard of it and it’s long closed now. They made New York style pizza, it was yummy. Never one person
bathed in any of the sinks that I know of.
BLARGH!!!! HOW CAN YOU KNOW I NEVER HEARD OF IT IF YOU DON’T TELL ME?!?!?!?!
Was it Mario’s? Wait is that even on first? Tell me. Quit holdin out ema!!! I worked at BlackJack, ran the store on Campbell and the one on Broadway.
Oh! BlackJack! Ok. The name of the place was Cicero’s, he had a little pizza joint first then opened a restaurant later. I only ever made pizza’s, it was fun though.
Hahaha Cicero’s. I never ate there but I’ve heard of it.
Yeah, BlackJack. The cheesebread has crack in it.
mmmmmmmmm, cheesycrackbread…
I’ll admit that wearing a colander on your head is a fashion no-no, but judging by the expression on her face, she’s having more fun than I’ve ever had at ANY job I’ve held, so maybe she knows something I don’t.
Apparently it’s all the rage in Wasilla (ok now *that* wasn’t fair).
personally I think she looks rather drunk.
ugh I wish there was edits, but personally i think colanders are rather fashionable space helmets, but I’m one of those eccentric types that still enjoys a cardboard box.
Of the beer can variety?
More like refrigerator or faux christmas tree.
They don’t do those big boxes any more. A bit of magic died right then…
Whatever happened to the good old lampshade? Kids…
“personally i think colanders are rather fashionable space helmets”
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I especially like the kind with the six-pointed stars on them [echoing sci-fi voiceover]: “Jewwwwws… innnnn… Spaaaaaaace”
Astute observation.
eeeeeew this is a gross picture!! we trust in this ppl to serve us CLEAN MEALS
but if this lady and so many others we dont know about WASH THEIR ASSES how are we supposed to trust? no wonder so many ppl get sick lately when eating out!
EEEEEWWW
stupid woman!
Truth be told, most U.S. household kitchens would never, ever pass a USDA food inspection.
Win! Most residential kitchens are actually dirtier, in terms of bacterial population density than bathrooms. A thick chick acting goofy in the sink is a minor hiccup in the hygiene of a well-run commercial kitchen
She obviously got several hundred different forms of vaginal diseases after this….. =_=
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that is so freakin disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Found a few pics of this bathing incident on a flickr account that I can’t seem to see the photostream in general of, but here you go:
http://flickr.com/photos/zhiyang/5453543/
http://flickr.com/photos/zhiyang/5453544/
http://flickr.com/photos/zhiyang/5453545/
If you can’t go to ‘em directly, they were on the second page of Google Image Search hits on “bathing sink restaurant” — go figure.
this chick is nasty on so many levels.
Cleanliness is next to a deep frier?
Cleanliness is next to idiocy, in this context
Pleasepleaseplease just be a desperate prison inmate/monk/priest without a potato/superly sarcastic comedian, and not a warm-blooded man with perfect vision and sense of smell.
that comment was meant for down there
I wouldn’t want to be naked and anywhere near a deep fryer…
Seconded.
What about a griddle? I hear they are good for warming up buns.
Probably not, there are better ways! ; )
Don’t care about all the other comments, DO WANT
I’m taking a wild guess this bloated twat didn’t finish High School.
I’m sure she managed to fill out food stamp applications.
I’m assuming free food is part of the employment.
Not that this isn’t a discusting sight, but….if she’s as fat as everyone keeps saying how could she fit in the sink? I’d say bitch has 99 problems but fat isn’t one.
If you sit down, and can’t see the top of your jeans past the fat hanging over, you’re fat. She=fat. that stuff hanging from her arms is NOT muscle.
Are you serious? When I was a size 8 I couldn’t see my jeans past my breasts. And, I’ll have you know that I wear jeans that actually fit so that they don’t muffin top. So, even if I were a size 38 I’d be able to see my jeans (assuming I became a man and lost all my ta-tas).
WOW but you are the stuck up bitch!
Hey Hell,
Your husband is fat man. You need to leave him. I’m 5′10″ 174 ponds, 12% body fat. You’re a 36C, size 4, Bi-Sexual who loves to talk sh@t. Marry me.
granted she’s disgusting for doing this, but fat? If she were fat she couldn’t climb in this sink let alone totally fit into it. I’d say the bi*ch has 99 problems, but fat ain’t one.
She’s not fat… well, by American standards. I’d bang that taco.
Emailed to The Taco Stand.
I have no tolerance for her stupidity, I hope she gets fired.
From what I can figure out, this is from 4 1/2 years ago, she did get fired, and she doesn’t even live in Georgia anymore. So….kind of a waste of an email.
Ah but the warm feeling of outrage more than offsets being a prick…
Not to mention the fun of the Taco Stand management getting to go “Hey, it’s Whatshername! She’s famous!” They can make her post-termination Employee of the Month.
or take her back
Oooh. This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Flanders goes through taped TV shows to spot any ungodly naughtiness.
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(No. This remark brings nothing to the discussion. I am just in need of a break, and really, really wanted to post something.)
You obviously can read but clearly you cannot comprehend; this was taken in ‘05. I bet you’re the kind of kid that farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles. Idiot.
2004, even.
Jesus Christ, kids, its in Athens. She was probably drunk off her ass.
Taco stand is delicious.
Hey everyone! We’re up to 458, if we can make it to 500 by the end of the day it may be some sort of record! Who knew all it would take is a naked woman in a sink.
I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat
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I think I just threw up in the back of your throat, too.
No, wait–That’s just wrong!
Two girls one cup? *whug* I think I may have burst a blood vessel in my brain thinking about that one.
ROFL! Best. Line. Ever!
Spinal Tap Drummer death! Yay!!!
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode in which Cosmo Kramer installed a garbage disposal unit in his shower so he could clean salad greens while showering. No one eating Kramer’s salad seemed to appreciate the efficiency.
Rho, I think you just won.
You know what? I’m really sick of internet anonymity giving people brass balls. If you saw this girl in the street you’d be too scared shitless to even say “hi” to her, let alone point out her flaws. In fact, you’d probably go home to your apartment stinking of piss, cat farts, and hotpockets and beat off to this picture after you’ve left a stupid comment because you’re too much of a fucking loser to actually accomplish something in real life; you’d rather bang away on your keyboard and flaunt your huge vocabulary to make up for your worthless, pathetic existence. Post a picture of yourselves…I’ll be glad to point out your each and every flaw. Unless you’re an Abercrombie model or you live in the gym, I’m sure most of you are out of shape genetic wastes who have nothing better to do than to make fun of people who probably are more attractive than you’ll ever be. Why don’t you go do something constructive with your time, rather than be a vindictive asshole on the internet? Because we’re all really impressed, really. You must be so much fun at parties (non-LAN parties, btw). Is that all you do all day? Post nasty anonymous comments on a lolspeak-website? Classy. Ain’t no bath in a KFC wash-basin hot enough to clean the stank of your reeking lives, douche-bags. Finish popping your chest-zits and pwn some n00bs in WOW for me. kthxbai
I’m not going to disagree with your argument, and granted a lot of the people here probably are making remarks to better their own insecurities. But lets be honest, isn’t that what this website is for? Or any image website for that matter. People put up stupid pictures, so that other people will laugh and say, “Wow, that’s stupid glad it’s not me.” Human nature is to take joy at others pain, and can you honestly say you’ve never looked at a picture of someone in a less fortunate position and chuckled because of a funny scenario? Not trying to pick a fight, just trying to make a point.
Pay him no mind, he’s just trolling.
Hell of a chat up line ‘Didn’t I see your flabby bits in a Taco stand sink?’
I may have to try that one… >:¬)
(I still think she’s quite nicely curved, but then I’m a man I barely got past the boobies)
I hadn’t gotten past the part of her ass is in the kitchen sink of a restaurant serving the public, but I’d have to agree in the end that the boobies are pretty nice. Probably why this lol has gotten over 500 comments before the end of the day!
I would call you an a$$hole, but your not even that competenet…it takes two of you to make an a$$hole, so you’re just an a$$half…Now, go look at yourself in the mirror for a couple more hours, work on your pick-up lines you pompous, overbearing troll.
Oh man, I used to like this restaurant…..
Um….this is why I’m not gonna eat at fast food restaurants. Ever. Ever. Yes, she’s fat and disgusting, but even if it was Angelina Jolie, I don’t want her nakedness around my food. I get pissed if people don’t wear gloves while handling food! This is disgusting. I hope she lost her job on account of this. Do you people have ANY idea how many germs she could have brought in that thing? I want to go vomit.
Shorter Hell Hath No Fury:
Mayhem, Disorder, Contempt: My Work Here is Done
I don’t suppose anyone bothered to track down the actual news report of the incident… Click my name and read the comments. Former and current employees of the restaurant have posted some rather enlightening bits of information. Apparently some of the managers were in the habit of bathing in the sink as well. Maybe not full baths, but pretty close. These girls were just following the example. Guess it’s time for a purge in KFC land!
This wasn’t KFC. Comments further up will tell you what it was and Danbala even found a link to the girl’s blog.
ive spent a good while reading the comments on this pic and hve a few things to say.
1. wtf possessed this girl to get into a sink at work naked. Its scary
2. Im not wishing to restart fights but omg judgemental much (you know who you are)
Ok it is pretty sick sitting in a sink at work and that is bad regardless of how clean she or her sorroundings are or how fat she is( and SHE IS NOT FAT)
Picture is wierd and slightly funny jsut cause of her the girls bare faced cheek to be in the sink lol
“Picture is wierd and slightly funny jsut cause of her the girls bare faced cheek to be in the sink lol”
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I don’t think it’s her bare *face* cheeks in the sink that people are commenting on.
lol no i suppose not.
oh awesome.
that’s me.
I bet you thought you were done with those pics, and now you’re a star on PK!
I could doubt your identity, but…I think I’ll choose to believe you. Read a little of your blog yesterday when someone linked to it. Especially enjoyed the story about working at the skating rink.
And I’m glad the sink was clean. ;o)
I know- you ARE awesome. You could be the new numa-numa guy, laser.
also- i didn’t put this on myspace or the internet at all.
my sister blogged it when i sent her them in an e-mail.
the sink was clean.
i was clean.
it was fun.
i am awesome.
Yay rabbit! Yer cute, don’t listen to the stupid haters. I did sillier things than that when I was 23, same as most people, probably. If the sink was clean & cleaned after, no harm done.
So, I assume you broke the stupid bint’s back and then buried in a fire ant hill…
sprinkle a ‘her’ in there somewhere…
Hi Rabbit. Love the blog, especially the pictures. Great fun food. Great shoes.
Yes you are awesome. And pay no mind to the assholes. You will always
stronger than them.
I’ve never posted here before but, assuming that’s really you, I’ve got to add to these comments that you’re a beautiful, vivacious, young woman who seems to love life (based on what I saw in your MySpace and blog). Don’t change.
Remember the most important thing… She ain’t a lady unless she’s 180… Sorry for the late post, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen a bit unavoidably detained.
Man these comments are depressing!
Chill out ffs. Kinda funny picture, certainly not something you see every day everyone has an opinion about the girl. We’re all entitled to our opinion and perception.
OVER!
dude… didn’t HHFN say she was married… but then on her myspace she isnt??
yeah, I call bullshit on that. Sorry i’m not trying to get into the middle of anything here though I feel I have, I just had to kinda post cuz i’m a fatchick too, and let me tell you 300 pounds of dead weight behind a fist ain’t gonna feel so good when it hits your face if you get my drift.
I think she’s cute. She looks like she’d be fun to work with
i’m a stupid bitch, and i’m sorry i’ve been such an asshole.
my sincerest apologies everyone.
i hate myself, that’s why i feel the need to hate on other people. i really am sorry
i’m a stupid bitch. i hate everyone else b/c i hate myself. i’m sorry.
O_o…? The hell?
Sockies R Us, I’m sure.
Bob?
All we know is the one person it *isn’t*…
I wouldn’t think so, seeing as how there is a definite sentence structure. Now, it could be any one of about ten others who have been stalking around lately……
True. He just tends to be Troll-Prime
The lower case “i” is consistent with bob, and inconsistent with HHNF.
Dun-da-dum-DUM. Dun-da-dum-DUMMMMMMMM!
Sgt. Joe ‘Rhorho’ Friday is at it again!
I can’t help it. I’m the *smart* angel.
*realizes Unc’s not going for it*
*hands Unc $20*
Hey. For real money I’d believe you ;¬)
do i have a profile on HHNF that says i’m married?
also: what is HHFN?
also- I’ve posted a follow-up for all of you.
HHNF stands for “Hell Hath No Fury”. She had a quite unpopular opinion that you are fat and lazy (based on one photo taken at a bad angle). She was rather obnoxious about it, and several of us, most notably “Seth,” tried to reason with her. She posted a link to her website (which she does often) to “prove” that she is something quite special that we should all admire. In a nutshell, the girl has major issues. I think you have a great sense of adventure. “HHNF” claimed to be married, but her website claimed she had a boyfriend. An earlier version of her website was all about her bicuriousity. She also claims to have different jobs, depending on whatever point she needs to be an expert about. She’s not dealing with a full deck right now, but perhaps some of that BS will diminish when she matures. She claims to be 23, so, assuming that’s true, she has time to gain some wisdom. All of us go through phases in life. I was a lot more sure about things at her age than I am now, certainly. I checked the link to your website, and saw the photo of you at a better angle. You certainly aren’t fat, and it looks like you’re a fun person!
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Having looked at HHNF’s myspace, all I can say is those Thai surgeons do a great job…
As to the follow up… As it’s been said, many times, many ways…
Boobies make me smile!
You’re an ol’ softie. I knew it!
Reading all of this, I really could not help it, was a highly entertaining way to spend the last couple hours. So epic. There I was scrolling down one of my favorite websites and then OMGZZ757COMMENTS kinda caught my eye. But judging by a few opinions, me sitting here being lazy and staying up later than usual before work in the morning makes me fat. I’m a fatty!
Man, I’m sad now that I never comment. I could’ve had some serious fun with all of this. Ah well. Applause where applause is due.
How did this make it on here but not Overseen in Athens?
…That fact that I live in Atlanta scares me now.
I’ve been reading this thread for the past few hours and am quite offended at HHNF. I am a proud fatty. My last weight check was something like 260. I have a job at a fast-food joint, I own, edit, and did for two years the entirety of the writing for my own magazine(it’s taken off quite well now and I have a large staff and arena of guest writers to manage), I make and can my own food (from scratch), I have an enormous garden wherein I grow not flowers, but things like herbs, vegetables, and fruits that takes quite a lot of maintenance, I do all of the chores associated with housewifery (dishes, cooking, etc.), take care of my ill father, run two different role-playing games plus a site for a third, and on top of all this walk everywhere I go for excercise. I am happily married to a Marine Corps veteran with a bright, artistic, beautiful, and troubled daughter who is in therapy for trauma inflicted by her teacher last year. In light of all this, I’d like to see where HHNF can say that people are only fat because they’re lazy.
Like I said, and the moon is also full of cheese…
Anyone who actually believes that people are fat from laziness alone are not only lacking in education but in common sense as well. Get a life and pray this affliction never strikes you as it may very well do so in years to come.
Do forgive me if that sounded a bit hostile, and I’m not going to go all “fatty power” or “i’m a fatty and i’ll kick your ass”, and I DID see the apology that HHNF posted. However, I find myself unable to believe the sincerity of her apology, as it seems she only caved under pressure in an appeasement tactic. Furthermore, I really DO want to know how being fat makes you lazy, especially in the case of those of us with glandular problems. I don’t have such problems, but I have a friend who did who was FAR larger than I am. I take the entirety of the credit for my own obesity and to justify it, I say this: When I was a slender little thing in my teen years, I had no self respect. I allowed people (not just men, there were girls too) to use me both financially and sexually. My dignity was thrown out the window to make them happy. It was only after I got fat that I began to realize what I was doing to myself and took back my life and self-respect. I’ve become a person I am proud of. I find myself to be beautiful and I like who I am. I owe it all to being fat. There are other perks to being fat, (I won’t say big girl, I would say pillowy or round or fluffy, sorry if it offends, but I am fat and happy) but I won’t list them here.
Forgive me if that sounded hostile or vain, but it’s only the truth. Again, sorry if I offend.
She’s Hot =S