Comments on: No more bidding please – I’m putting the Senate seat on eBay!

By: NATE

NATE — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:37:27 +0000

I’m ashamed to live in illinois now…

By: stevie w

stevie w — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:08:04 +0000

And then he should have sold that toupee.

By: stevie w

stevie w — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:06:07 +0000

He should have posted it ‘Buy it Now’ and saved himself a lot of trouble.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:38:32 +0000

Ed, if you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you it was meant to be, if it doesn’t, it wasn’t really yours to begin with. I think that goes double for boomerangs.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:17:25 +0000

so THAT’S where my boomerang went..

By: n8

n8 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:14:09 +0000

I have 255 rupees and a boomerang!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:49:53 +0000

Rod’s Blog: Goy – A K’vetch.

By: Purple

Purple — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:30:40 +0000

Damn, he is an UNATTRACTIVE man.

I really wish he would stop being thrown in my face.

By: Party Pooper

Party Pooper — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:50:39 +0000

Actually, he still IS a governor (at the moment of this posting). But you are correct, he was not a senator. He was a member of the House.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:25:45 +0000

This comment left under a picture of a democratic ethical violator.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:24:15 +0000

In the future, when Webster’s adds “scumbucket” to their dictionary, Blagojevitch will have his picture proudly featured.

By: Mick

Mick — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:55:28 +0000

Let’s demand that the Blago tapes be released in full. I want to hear for myself how the U.S. government sells Senate seats.

The people need to know how their government works.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:49:46 +0000

I’d like tuna sauce with my pasta, please.

By: The Pirate King

The Pirate King — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:53:50 +0000

That’s funny on two levels!

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:45:53 +0000

*hurls*

By: ck

ck — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:45:45 +0000

You could make your own jokes about “The One”, but I’m pretty confident they’ll suck donkey balls.

By: The Pirate King

The Pirate King — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:38:07 +0000

Please don’t throw me in the brer patch Brer Fox! Anything but the brer patch!

By: scum-bot

scum-bot — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:33:59 +0000

ow, my brain broke

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:18:32 +0000

Do we have to remedy this situation?

By: The Pirate King

The Pirate King — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:16:15 +0000

Hmm, what can I say? I’m just a little undisciplined…

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:11:08 +0000

This is definitely a ’scumbucket’ situation.

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:06:10 +0000

So make some yourself.

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:01:52 +0000

Let’s not turn this into a discussion of certain very interesting bondage techniques…

By: The Pirate King

The Pirate King — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:57:09 +0000

I have no idea…O_o

By: The Pirate King

The Pirate King — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:55:58 +0000

I think that should read *enticingly*

By: keshet

keshet — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:52:46 +0000

WTF??

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:49:14 +0000

Ya. I herd taht Palyn wuz, liek, toetally invollved…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:47:06 +0000

*pitches and catches roll of duct tape menacingly*

By: Gnet

Gnet — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:28:59 +0000

faaaillll

By: charro

charro — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:28:22 +0000

I have 10 rubles and some pocket lint!

By: jordin

jordin — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:18:06 +0000

It’s amazing how every lol here comes back to Bush and Palin. The main reason I still come here is to wait and see the day when you guys have to start making jokes about The One.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:51:27 +0000

Wish… Granted… *points to name linkage with my stuff*

By: comment cop

comment cop — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:44:36 +0000

I just noticed the background “investing in families”. I know there’s a joke their but my brain is still reeling from alex’s observation, can anyone help with the funny?

By: ema

ema — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:33:46 +0000

Don’t forget that golden parachute!

By: ema

ema — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:33:15 +0000

Like Obama! Lol! Sorry, I just had to say it…

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:29:17 +0000

I like how the two other guys in the picture are very distinctly looking in the other direction, like, ‘Maybe if we ignore him he’ll go away.’

By: comment cop

comment cop — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:27:19 +0000

Your comment hurts my brain

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:26:31 +0000

Damn, you and your ability to arrest people…

By: comment cop

comment cop — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:24:33 +0000

I’ll make you a senator if you don’t arrest me

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:03:34 +0000

600K, a secretary who knows no bounds, a office with a window, big severance package, and a phone system that screams in the ears of anybody wire tapping!

By: cheezburger

cheezburger — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:00:57 +0000

550K and once cent! plus 12×12 living area.

By: Other side of the Fence

Other side of the Fence — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:46:02 +0000

Is this what we classify as scumbucket? Or is there a new classification now?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:37:09 +0000

Wow… Why did you make me say this?

Attention to Detail Fail!!!

The governor appoints the successor to Obama’s seat…

By: medicat

medicat — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:36:01 +0000

he wasn’t selling the guvnr’s seat

By: medicat

medicat — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:35:22 +0000

lol

By: alex

alex — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:33:31 +0000

he was not a senator, he was governor

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:31:35 +0000

550K and a big severance package!!! We have sexy interns!

By: cheezburger

cheezburger — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:29:50 +0000

300K!

By: Oh

Oh — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:28:44 +0000

Starting bid is a 100K dollar job!