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See this? This is the world’s smallest violin. It’s playing just for you, Republicans.

(Rahm Emanuel)

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  1. rhorho says:

    Oh, boy. *hides under flame shield*

  2. lucky says:

    Just wait a decade or two. The Democrats will screw things up, and the Republicans will come in and have their chance…to screw things up. Gotta love politics…

  3. Lolnathan says:

    Hmm. I see things haven’t improved in the last month. Ah well. See you all in February.

    • Uncle Fester says:

      I really miss the bandwidth you’re occupying… Fancy making it sometime after I’ve died?

      • rhorho says:

        His post gave me a “huh?” What’s the deal with him, anyway?

        • Kuromisa says:

          I think he used to post way back when, before I got on here regularly. I remember his name, but that’s about it.

          • rhorho says:

            I remember his name, too, and, like you, don’t remember anything about him. On the surface, his statement doesn’t have much LOL or other value (except emo?). Maybe his lack of substance is why he isn’t memorable.

            • n8 says:

              He was (is?) a McCain partisan. I suppose he takes issue with Obama partisans being happy over their win. I don’t know what he was expecting… long faces?

              • rhorho says:

                *tries for long face; busts up laughing*
                I see what you mean. He’s expecting a hell of a lot, yes?
                I’ve been on here a while, but not as long as you have. Were any of his “pre-rhorho” comments memorable, or did he post in similar fashion to the above?

                • ema says:

                  He is one of the most fair minded and intelligent posters on this site. Also, I don’t think he was pro McCain, I could be wrong but I think he may have been a Hillary supporter.

                  • slanagat says:

                    Fair-minded, intelligent, and that quick to judge don’t often come in teh same package, but I suppose it’s just possible.

                    • ema says:

                      Oh, I think he gets a little tired of the partisan and un-funny nature of some of the lols, that’s all. He’s been since the place started so I don’t think he’s quick to judge. A lot of the earlier posters are gone now, sadly…

                      • I always thought he was rather uptight and fussy. Intelligent, fair minded, etc etc but uptight. Like he is expecting something on an open comment area to change for the better when anybody can post here. It isn’t going to get better if you don’t make it better. Since he lacks mod powers, he won’t get what he truly wants so he will continue these drive by posts in a passive aggressive way to shame us into behaving or whatever it is he is fathoming in that head of his.

                        • rhorho says:

                          THAT’S it! That’s the “WTF?” feeling I got from his post. It’s as though he’s swooping in to tell us what bad little boys and girls we are, shame on us, etc. And what’s the point? Like we’re all going to be really sorry we don’t measure up to someone with nothing to add? (Here I go again:) WTF?

                        • Yaaa, the irony be dripping. I remember him having a fuss over me using In Bed after comments. Told me it wasn’t funny, which was funny because a lot of regulars posted that they do in fact find it funny. If I lacked dignity, I would have marked it on my calendar.

                          >_>

                          <_<

                          *hides and burns my calendars*

                          Oddly enough, thinking on that made me feel somewhat like The Joker to Seth’s Batman. We both want truth in the world though we both have differing ideas as to what the truth really is. Now I need a story about how I got my scars…

                        • rhorho says:

                          *gives DWN a dry-erase calendar*
                          re You and Seth as Batman and Joker: Video or it didn’t happen.

                        • Good, then it didn’t happen. Less evidence that way. *wicked little grin*

                      • n8 says:

                        Partisanship? On a political discussion site?? Say it ain’t so!!

              • K.1 says:

                I’m not sure that he’s annoyed by the “happiness” of Obama supporters as much as the obnoxious back slapping jackassery of all the leftist joiners on this site.
                We know your guy won. We know we didn’t support him and you did. But guess what? You don’t know he’s going to change diddly in the long run. Democrats are just as capable of screwing over the American public as Republicans, it’s just that most of the Obama goons were in grade school or not even born yet. Clinton, Carter, I’m looking at you here.

    • Steve says:

      This is how I read it: “I’m a whiner who can’t handle people poking jokes at my political party.

      This is me pouting.

      I’ll come back in February expecting Obama to have destroyed the nation, thus all LOLs will be directed at the Democrats. I will then be able to enjoy PK once again.”

      • Blarg says:

        Even then, PK wouldn’t bash Obama or the Dems. They choose the pictures that go on here, and despite what anyone might try to say, there IS a bias on this site. Not that that’s a bad or good thing, it just exists, and the reality of that fact means that even if the dems screw up, they won’t get bashed for it here.

        • slanagat says:

          And another non-voter heard from.

          Apparently making it to the front page depends on more people who vote thinking your lol is win than fail. So instead of whinging, try making some new lols and voting.

      • rhorho says:

        I think you have the gist there. Pathetic, truly.

      • K.1 says:

        This is how I read the way you read that: “I’m super proud that I just happened to be on the winning side of this one.
        This is me Gloating and doing so much to convince people that we should all get behind Obama now that he is our Pres-Elect.
        I’ll be here till February, if not before, when Obama has actually been in office for more than 0 minutes and had plenty of opportunities to demonstrate to all the world that he really is just another politician.

  4. PeachyKat says:

    Oh, well. We had a few laughs…

  5. n8 says:

    Pardon me while I rofl. *rofls*
    Although I must say, judging by Obama’s cabinet picks, he intends to govern from the center. Many lefties are pissed about this; I am not. This is exactly what I’d hoped… a president for all Americans, including but not limited to the ascendant faction.

    • Confoozled says:

      As a leftie, I am officially irritated at the pissed-off lefties. The only kind of candidate that woud make them happy could never get elected. Be happy we’re at least shifting your way, grow up and get ready to make some compromises to GET SH*T DONE!
      .
      ahem. Sorry, not sure where that last bit came from…

      • n8 says:

        Aye. There’s no satisfying some people, and they’re only playing into the hands of the conservatives (who would enjoy nothing more than to tag this as a failed presidency before the inauguration even happens.) They’re welcome to shoot themselves in the feet all they like, but I won’t have them take the rest of us down with them. *laces up armored boots*

        • thats a pretty blanket statement don’t you think? certainly lots of hate and stereotypes coming from the “tolerant” left. That being said, I don’t like Obama, but lets see what he can do. I really hope he can do good, because nobody actually wants a president to fail, because he fails, and the country goes with him. Who actually wants that? (psycho liberals who hate bush and psycho neo-cons who hate obama thats who)

          • n8 says:

            Sure, I should have said “some” conservatives. Still, I would like to make clear that “tolerance” does not extend to not calling bullsh*t by its name.

          • ema says:

            I’m actually starting to like Obama even though I didn’t vote for him. I bet he ends up more conservative than Bush (that wouldn’t be too conservatie but I’ll take it)

            • at the moment, I am kind of disconnected from the world. I have been buried in my room for 2 weeks studying like hell for finals. Now that my finals are done, I can get caught up on whats going on. Do you mean fiscally conservative? Or socially?

              • ema says:

                Well, I mean both, but he is pretty quiet about the socially conservative part. The reason I have my suspiscions is because of his Father’s Day speech that was very nice IMHO. He also mentioned recently that one of his priorities after the economic recovery is to balance the budget and I believe he is rethinking the windfall tax on oil companies and raising taxes in general in this economic enviroment. I don’t have sources to cite on this, but they should be easy to find.

                • That was actually one of my biggest concerns was his tax plan. I really think that a tax on oil companies will just get passed down to consumers, although a tax break will not. :/

                  • ema says:

                    Yea, I think part of the reason for rethinking the windfall tax is that the price per barrel has taken a nose dive recently giving the consumer a huge rebate.

                    • i noticed gas has plummeted even though I don’t drive in college station.
                      OMG SNOW IN AGGIELAND!!!! WHOOP!!!!

                    • slanagat says:

                      Not a rebate. Breathing space, yes, but not a rebate.

                      I have some doubts about a windfall profits tax, but OTOH I do not think we’ve seen the back side of $3 gas for good. Or even necessarily for all that long. It’s just that the rest of the world’s economy is now officially as craptacular as our own – it’s not that the dollar is stronger, it’s that everyone else has gotten just as weak and scuppered demand for the moment.

                      (Unpopular as it would be, I can see why some analysts think there should be a floor set on gas prices. Without the pressure of the market, there’s a danger that the effort to wean our economy off OPEC’s teat will die on the vine again, and We Can’t Have That.)

                      Alternatively or maybe concurrently, I’d also like to see the hitherto unregulated speculation market cracked down on severely, preferably in a way that generates revenue for the government. Ill-gotten gains FTL.

                      • ema says:

                        Yes to controlling the speculation market, there are those that say that the price of gas had a LOT to do with that and I tend to agree. Not sure about generating money for the government though.

                    • froofrou says:

                      You’re misusing the word ‘windfall’ in context with profits. A windfall is when you get something for not doing anything. The oil companies are providing something for the profit they are getting, thereby making it a simple profit, not a windfall profit. Also, their profit margin (IIRC) was less than 8%, so it’s not out of the ordinary anyway. I’m not sure anyone realizes how expensive producing oil really is.

                      • ema says:

                        Well, I didn’t invent the idea, it was seriously being considered although I’m not sure how… I’m not in favor of it.

                        • froofrou says:

                          I dont’ like it because it will artificially raise the price of gas. And I REALLY don’t like the idea of putting a tax on gas that will raise the price back to $4 a gallon and keep it there. I have no choice as to what vehicle I drive, and I’m convinced that this is a way to artificially keep the number of children I am allowed to have to a bare minimum. It’s population control and overtaxation, all in one cute little package.

                        • ema says:

                          Wow, you have a point there, although I don’t think it will keep everyone from having more children. Just the responsible people. I’m not in favor of increasing taxes on business at all, to many people depend on them for jobs, good and services and the burden of increase taxes will just get passed on and/or businesses will fail. But, we’ve discussed this over and over… I think Obama actually understands it, I just don’t believe he will increase taxes. I kind of think he will let the Bush tax cuts expire.

                        • froofrou says:

                          Responsible, shmesponsible, lol. I’m actually a little pissed because I have a daughter and two small step children, and I can’t afford to get the SUV I will need in order to have ANOTHER child with my husband, because they are cost prohibitive and I can’t afford $4 gas in them!
                          -
                          I’m waiting in the wings with a healthy skeptisism about what Obama is actually going to do when he takes office. He has so many spending plans in the works that he’s either going to raises taxes to the highest in history to pay for them (on both businesses and individuals), or he’s going to keep printing money until the dollar bubble bursts and it costs $15,000 to buy a candy bar because the dollar is worthless. There is no way to do what he wants to do without one of those things (or both) happening during his four years in office.

                        • dissimilitude says:

                          I think they’re practically giving away the big SUV’s now, but putting gas in them can be problematic. When all my kids were little, I had a bigass “classic” (in other words, freakin’ OLD) station wagon that had the third seat in the back. You could fit eight people in it with NO problem, plus it was a tank. Did suck down the gas, though; but if you or anyone in your family is good at working on older cars, might be something to consider.

                        • charro says:

                          Yeah you could get any old car really. Or even an older SUV, I’d recommend a Toyota because it’s a Toyota. I had one.. but that’s another story.

                        • froofrou says:

                          they aren’t, and I’m stilll stuck with what I have now until I can qualify for a loan.

                        • ema says:

                          Well see!? You’re a responsible person! I think you and I both know people that just keep havin’em and throwin’em in the back of the pickup truck! lol!! (Even though I think that’s illegal now…)
                          Anway, I don’t think Obama can keep all the promises he made and he knows that. The first thing he will have to do is get the economy back and if they have to print a bit of extra money for that, as long as it works, that won’t be a problem. If it does work then it will increase tax revenue and maybe he can balance the budget and work on some of the promises he has made. At least I believe he has a sense of what needs to be done first. Oh, I hope he can pull it off…

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          My money is on raising taxes. I would agree with you, froo. There’s no way to accomplish everything without requiring the citizens to cough up the cash. It may not necessarily be in the form of an income tax increase, but I would imagine that gas would be the first candidate. After that, things like inheritance tax, capital gains tax, and after all of those options have been depleted, then the income tax option will kick in.

                        • ema says:

                          “I’d recommend a Toyota because it’s a Toyota” – I would too, I had one and it was the best car I ever had. I have a Nissan now, its got 180k miles and still going strong. Kind of banged up though…

                        • charro says:

                          I have a Honda now, but Honda didn’t make SUVS back in the day. At least not good ones. I had a ‘91 4Runner.

                        • My little brother now has my car, a 97 toyota 4runner. I love it, 20-22 MPG, and it has 230k miles on it, its a great car

                        • dissimilitude says:

                          Exercise caution with the Toyotas, though. Everybody knows somebody who has or had one that was just phenomenal, but I can tell you from experience that they aren’t all great. I had at least one that was a total lemon andanother one that was borderline. So definitely research the individual model & year’s reliability and get a REAL mechanic to go over it first if possible. (For any car, not just Toyotas…)

                        • rhorho says:

                          I’m driving my third Toyota and have been totally pleased. American manufacturers need to catch up. Hopefully the conditions/regulations of the bailout will drag US auto manufacturers (kicking and screaming) into this century.

                        • dissimilitude says:

                          See, everyone else who drives a Toyota gets one like yours. I would think it’s just me but my boyfriend has a (currently undriveable) Camry that’s pretty bad, too. I am the odd person that never has any luck with foreign cars for some reason. I’ve had the two Toyotas, a Volkswagen (admittedly, the fact that it was a diesel may have been involved), and a Volvo, and they were all nightmares. (No kidding, the wiring harness on the Volvo actually went up in flames with no warning.)

                          I may just have to realize that it’s some type of personal jinx.

                        • rhorho says:

                          or bad Khar-ma?

                        • Steve says:

                          Hahah…I see what you did thar..

                        • rhorho says:

                          *thumps Steve’s nose with little drink umbrella*

              • charro says:

                Also, we have been taken over by aliens from Planet X and Elvis was hailed God.

            • PortlandMark says:

              See, I told you! (grins!)

    • Kuromisa says:

      Exactly. Nothing is gained by surrounding oneself with yes-men.

    • rhorho says:

      Risking my left-wing nut-job cred, I must agree. Pragmatism is the shout of the day. These are overhaul times, not tweaking times, after all.

    • charro says:

      Az peeps got represented n-e-wayz… Napolitano in the hiz-ouse!
      Er.. Sorry. I think Obama is doing a good job of balancing things in his cabinet and not trying to assume all the authority all at once. I mean, you could just dive right in, but in this day and age, I would think you should feel around a bit before the dive.. and that is what he is doing. Hopefully he dives shortly after being inaugurated.
      Note that says D-I-V-E-S

      • Interloper says:

        If I read your subtext correctly, you just alluded to my greatest fear for him. As for left-wing nutjob, I’m perfectly content being left of center on most things. I find myself becoming fiscally more conservative, although applying that to my own spending is a wee bit of a challenge (and by that I mean pretty much a no go). I’m still pretty socially liberal.

  6. Catguy says:

    I think he’s saying “Governor Blagojevich said I was this close to being the next Illinois senator”

  7. Gnome says:

    Actually that is the size of his equipment!

  8. Uncle Fester says:

    I looked at the picture and thought ‘a whole sack of SHH! right here’ from Austin Powers

  9. mariposa says:

    It’s playing for the lefties too.

  10. Bealzes Bud says:

    Personally, I don’t trust any Republi-crat…

  11. eddiepscetti says:

    You know what really creeps me out about this pic? He looks like Al Pacino from “The Devil’s Advocate”. Probably damn close likeness too!

  12. slaggingham says:

    Illinois governor arrested for the win!

  13. foomanchu says:

    Great. Swapping out the GOP cronies with the Dem cronies.

    Yay for change.

  14. Odilon says:

    So, sockie, how long have you been able to channel Rahm Emmanuel?

  15. Gretchen says:

    Ignoring all politics, I just have to say: NOM Emanuel.

    • dissimilitude says:

      Heh. Yes, he’s totally got the bad boy hawt, doesn’t he?

      • rhorho says:

        Oh. My. Yes. He does indeed has teh scaree-sexee!

        • Steve says:

          His eyes are dark and slightly eeeevil looking….

          But he’s the good kind of evil. Like the Punisher…muahaha

          • rhorho says:

            Isn’t the Punisher kind-of blatantly violent, like with mechanized weaponry? I’m thinking of Rahm’s hawt as more of a menacing, agent provocateur je ne sais quoi.

            • dissimilitude says:

              Mmmm. Yes, I think that’s about right. Not violent so much as a little aggressive; the guy that sits next to you at the formal dinner and talks to the person on his left while his right hand’s busy with you under the table.

              I kinda like guys like that.

            • dissimilitude says:

              Mmmm. Yes, I think that’s about right. Not violent so much as a little aggressive; the guy that sits next to you at the formal dinner and talks to the person on his left while his right hand’s busy with you under the table.

              I kinda like guys like that. Oh, and I got an error message so sorry if this doubles.

              • pittypat says:

                I always liked guys like that too. Also,
                call me nuts, but some guys just resemble penises.
                Some are attractive penises, some totally not.
                This one, oh my, with the “hooded lids”? Haught.

        • dissimilitude says:

          Yeah, I described him somewhere (can’t remember if it was here or elsewhere) as looking very much like he’d be that guy that you don’t even really like very much, but you know that if you run into him, next thing you know you’re going to be up against the wall in the coatroom with him with your skirt around your waist. And enjoying it immensely.

    • paxetaurora says:

      Yeah, I’d hit that.

  16. NinjaPacman says:

    RAWR ANGRY REPUBLICAN IS ANGRY!!!!11
    Except…not really. Although I would be interested in seeing this man play a REAL violin. Epic win.

  17. brybry says:

    To be honest, knowing this man, that is probably what he was ACTUALLY saying in this picture.


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