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(O.J. Simpson)
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Better late then never
and by that I mean:
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Better late than never
This would have been funnier and far better in the poster format than above.
wrong
Serves that bastard right.
Just goes to show you, stars can get away with anything…but only once. Then, if they screw up again, they’re f***ed.
A friend of mine and I were watching the now infamous “White Bronco Chase”. He asked me, “Do you think he’s getting special treatement because he’s OJ Simpson?” I told him “If it were you or me, the LAPD would’ve fired an Exocet Missile right up the tailpipe!”
As I always say, KARMA IS A BITCH!!!!
I just hope they don’t send him to a Minimum Security Country Club Prison…
I’m pretty sure none of the Nevada state prisons qualify for that designation.
I’m just hoping that OJ fizzles out like a bad fart…
Preferably without the accidental streak in the shorts, right?
If the defence had vetted their star witness a little better, done less grandstanding, cameras had been excluded court, and the Hollywood police had been a little less lax he’d have gone down for double homicide AND the trial would have been shorter…
UF — you mean if the prosecution had vetted their star witness a little better, right?
That was a question I had too…
that’s the chap… Prosecution… Uncle Fester’s D’Oh of the Day!
Hey, at least we knew what you meant anyway.
Sorry, I’m a little tired of OJ. Before anyone jumps down my throat, I don’t hate the Police (good band — oops, the other police), I actually have a lot of respect for them. In this case they screwed the pooch. The prosecution compounded the errors and really screwed things up, so much so that no-one knows what happened nor can anyone prove it. In case people forget, the reason the government has to prove guilt is because they have everything going for them and can spin things to their favor — anyone pay attention to the past eight years in Iraq? No everyone believes that OJ got away with it…maybe he did, but the government didn’t do their job so he is innocent. Since then his life has been in the tubes, maybe justified, but if he was truely innocent, then maybe the government drove him to this position — look at the parents of the child beauty contestent that died.
Maybe he really didn’t do it, but i don’t think of him as an innocent man, nor do the courts. He was found guilty in civil court after all, so he was just guilty enough. I don’t think he helped himself much either.
The burden of proof isn’t as great in civil court. The prosecution obviously didn’t prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt in the crimminal case. You don’t have that much to prove in a civil case.
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Plus, they had more of their duckies in a row the second time, and there wasn’t the circus allowed that was allowed in the first trial.
The Civil Court proved little more than public sentiment.
TBH, the whole criminal trial was a joke. Having said that, the only high prominence case I can think of where a crime scene was so badly processed in modern times is the Jon-Benet Ramsay case (Colorado Police – Twinned with Keystone). Prior to that, I’d say the Beth Short murder was a previous nadir of Calif Police handling of SOC, although the Marilyn Monroe SOC scraped along the bottom for so long that you could probably get Lee Harvey Oswald in the room, along with the Lindbergh Baby, Emelia Erhart, and Jimmy Hoffa popping in the forensics…
It’s a pretty big difference — case has to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt in criminal court but the standard for most civil cases is preponderance of the evidence (in other words, the jury has to decide you’re at least 51%at fault, or 51% likely to have been at fault, if that makes sense).
The criminal trial was a total cluster-fornication, though.
Nicely said.
For a great book about OJ’s criminal case for murder, check out “Outrage, The Five Reasons Why O.J. Simpson Got Away With Murder” by Vincent Bugliosi. From judicial errors to incompetent prosecution to the defense playing the race card – plenty of blame to go around. It’s been awhile since I read it, but I think there’s some discussion in there too about probably the dumbest jury on the planet.
jingle bells
He was negligent of what in terms of the murder?
Well, he *certainly* wasn’t very tidy with his gloves, now *was* he???
penis
Don’t drop the soap, bud. Though, you do deserve it.
AMEN!
How’s he supposed to find the real killers, now?
He will use his prison networks of spies to find the real killers. When he’s not on the golf course that is
Some of us remember ‘The Sword of Justice’ with Dack Rambo…
Sorry, I know I’m supposed to be a more tolerant person, but ever since OJ wrote that book “If I Did It” I’ve been hoping he would DIAF. I’ll take what I can get.
“die in a ” … Furnace? Fumble? Ford? Facial?
Die in a facial? – LOL
I didn’t know that could happen.
Great, now I am paranoid of what I will do to Lynn… On her boobs it goes then.
But it’s good for the skin, so maybe an even, but not threateningly thick, layer is the best possible outcome?
That it is. I am glad to be impromptu skin cream. Now that is a pick up line…
“Hey baby, come to my place and I will make your skin silky…”
Well. It would probably work well. At least, I have met lots of women who’d go “Ewww, icky icky, it’s not NATURAL!” who’d also go “But give me MOAR!” if they realized it could help their looks. (Yeah. I despise about as many women as men. ;oP I’m like all equal like dat.)
Sounds like the kind of girl who actually needs to be put in place. Heh. That is my spiteful side speaking though and I concur. No gender has the monopoly on deserving to be despised.
I don’t know. I’m pretty hating of teenage boys right now, after my second case of sexual harrassment last Friday. The only good thing is that I only have the little snot for four more class periods.
…but just a little bit further inside you, I bet you can find that reason again, the reason for the hatred of the teenage girls. The ones who are so certain that they are The Best Students Ever, that the only explanation they can see for not getting top grades is that you are harrassing them? The ones who start by getting their parents and the headmaster (principal?) involved and takes it on to some board after that if they still don’t get their way?
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(Sorry. I am actually not bitter, I am letting my mother’s bitterness (or possibly sadness, she’s nicer than I am) channel through me.)
I find Twilight to be enough reason to hate teenage girls but there is many more reasons. I just hate teenage boys on principle despite having tons of reasons to hate them as well. I am a bile based lifeform who manages a veneer of sweetness to just the right people. You two girls being a couple of them. *hugs Jane and Danbala*
Eh?
You mean you don’t hate me for being an argumentative b!tch -you hate me for being a teenage girl?
hmph!
*storms off, nose in air, slams door (loudly)*
AC:
You left out the *screams from behind the door like a teakettle on the ready* bit.
And I cast my lot for All Teenagers are a Pain. Or so I’ve experienced.
No, no screaming, just sulking and barbed comments.
Anyway, people are all the same really. Child, teen, adult, makes no difference -still a pain. Both youth and age are used as excuses to look down on others.
Least I can tolerate the adults for being reasonable. Usually, that is. As I recall from being a teenager, most of my complaints then wouldn’t make any sense now. And that goes for the complaints I heard around the school as well as the complaints I here now from my friends online who are teenagers who tell me about their lives.
And technically, I can hate people for multiple reasons. I hate teenage girls in general. Certain people get more hatred for more reasons than just existing.
DeathWyrm….thank you thank you thank you…I don’t know why Twilight angers me so much….I was a teenage girl once..but it infuriates me, and knowing my best friend read it and the subsequent second book (and she’s 25) I have a hard time staying her friend …..
I am blaming the fact that it is the same teenage romance crap with an painfully idealized fantasy man with the vampire cliche thrown in just for cool factor. Our third loves the series so I just don’t let it get brought up lest I go mad.
the reason the twilight series is so popular among girls is because it’s written as a first person narrative, making the the reader feel apart of the book.
and every teenage girl has that dream guy she wishes was hers.
I don’t understand why you people hate teenager girls because of this book.
a) it’s only a story, made up based apon someone elses imagination
b) the person who wrote the book isn’t a teenager, but a grown woman.
sure have your opinions, hate the book, don’t don’t hate teenager girls because in the book, they’re spoilt, annoying, selfish, whinging kids.
hate them because you have a genuine reason. because not every teenage girl is like that.
Eww. What’s going on?
Well aside from him interrupting class to tell me to put sunglasses on because he keeps “getting lost in my eyes” we were doing a suspenseful writing activity that he turned into a porno starring me. He got one day of suspension for that and was on, well not perfect behavior, but he was certainly subdued for a while. On Friday during movie time he kept looking at his friend and looking at me and pretending to masturbate (and might I say I feel he was being a bit too generous with himself). He rounded off the day by asking me if he could “have a glass of milk”. The problem is that a lot of his behavior I can’t PROVE as sexual harrassment or just him being a smartass. Like the glass of milk comment I know was a veiled reference to my breasts, but I can’t prove it, just like I couldn’t prove he was making masturbatory gestures, it’s just what it looked like to me. The only thing I got him on was the porno because he was stupid enough to write it down and show it to his friends.
You could always corner him in an abandoned hallway, smack him across the face, and then tell him to prove it happened when he goes crying to the principal. Of course, he might like you slapping him, so that might not work. Maybe a little public humiliation is in order? Paint on his chair before he sits usually works, or a little liquid poured to make it look as though he’s soiled himself…….maybe you could ask him to repeat what he’s saying IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS and see if you could shame him then.
Wouldn’t work there…But say her ex-Army Ranger Dad happened to teach in the same building…Hmmm, wonder if I should have a talk with the boy?
Up close and personal, with a forearm across his neck? hehehehehe…..
I tell the students all the time that you’re a pushover, and they never believe me! I tell them they should be glad my mom isn’t their teacher. ; )
*eyetwitch* No. Bad child. No cookie. Want I should go take care of him for ya?
Jane, the biggest trouble I see with that kid is the possibility that he may reproduce. It sounds like you’ll see him on the nightly news one day. Is there no way to get a hidden camera into the classroom? Seriously, he sounds like a candidate for the Adaptive Behavior Unit. Have you explored that option?
How old is this kid, Jane? Sounds like a right little bastard. If he interrupts class, give him some type of consequence (whatever your first level of discipline is). Keep writing him up or whatever when he gets out of line. And do it all perfectly calmly if you can manage to, as I suspect your reaction (and his friends’ amusement) is what he’s getting out of it. And good luck.
“You know something, Timmy?” you say with a equally smart-ass grin, “a friend of mine teaches at [near-but-far away school of comparable grade]. She had a student who made many inappropriate comments until she sat down with the boy’s parents and her lawyer, who explained to them that since the kid was a minor, she’d be taking legal action against the parents. The following day, there was a remarkable improvement in his behavior.”
A laptop with a webcam might do the trick…
Let’s try this for Jane… click the name
Thanks guys, you’re so sweet! I just needed to vent for a little while, thankfully I’m done with this position at Christmas. With the way the classes switch off every other day, I only have four more class periods with this monster, so I can make it through until then.
Just make sure not to let him get away with anything during those last four.
Don’t worry, I won’t. Part of the problem is that this class as a whole is so horrible if I threw him out simply for interrupting then I’d have to throw out 17 out of 23 kids, since not a one of them has a working knowledge of appropriate and inappropriate times to share their opinions. It’s when he goes over the line to the sexual harrassment thing that I draw the line. He was pretty good on Monday, we’ll see how he does tomorrow. After that I have him three days next week, ugh, but at least we’re watching a movie on the last day.
That was mostly my paranoia talking in that make sure he doesn’t get weird and jump you on the way to your car. However, that is a bit overdramatic but what can I say? I’m protective of our naughty teacher. *hugs*
Awwwww, thanks! *hugs* Believe me, no one can out paranoia my mother, I’m sure she’s thought of all this! And it does help that Charlie works at the same school, I usually go see him before I go.
Ah, paranoia. Dooming us to an early death by making us overly aware and afraid of an early death… … … *sigh*
I don’t know. I’m pretty hating of teenage boys right now, after my second case of sexual harrassment last Friday. The only good thing is that I only have the little snot for four more class periods.
Stupid double posts. *grumbles*
Not your fault. And even if you did double post, rather than PK doing it, we would all blame it on that stupid teenage boy anyway! *hug*
Yeah, it’s totally his fault! Thanks!
Actually, that’s probably the only skin treatment that could rightfully bill itself as “all-natural”… *blush*
And humbling when you are made to beg for it.
Well. Yeah.
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(Possibly also the very simple, simple treatment called “Hey… If you DON’t buy every single face product in the store, and then you DON’T apply them all to your face every fourth hour, but just … you now … rinse with water once or twice per day, it might just find life a bit easier, you know?”) Combine those two and you’d probably look lovely … possibly smell a bit odd, depending on when you do those rinses.
That’s usually the best course of action for skin–just don’t mess with it. I have a coworker that sanitizes and lotions his hands half to death, and he’s asked me before what I use to keep my hands so soft. I just answered, “Nothing much.” I wash them, but that’s about it. All those chemicals kill the skin.
I once had a Mary Kay Consultant through my line at walmart and she informed me that you need a good foundation to even out your skin, a good clenser to clean it off and a good moisturizer to make it stay soft…
Then I looked at her. I smiled and nodded and let Pizza face go about her marry little way… and remembered the Images my college costume and makeup teacher showed me…. Oprah is SCARY without that makup!
hmm, sounds like a bit to put a $19.95 package.
and we’d better add some soap to it, as well as a nice smell, creaming agents, detergents, omega-3 oil, vitamins, cosmic energy rays, and all-nautral anyhing-we-can-get-our hands on.
You really have poor marketting.
Not natural? It’s totally organic. And fresh.
Oh, bah. ;oP I might be losing something in translation, btw. “It’s not NATURAL!” is the warcry of many a moron who opposes any sort of sexual lewdness. Such as… Sex, basically.
(In Swedish, I mean. Maybe you have something other fun.
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Oh, got it now! Although I’m inclined to think that if you can do it without injuring yourself or others, pretty much any sex act counts as natural (just my opinion…).
(I guess I should qualify that as “seriously” injure yourself. I’m not counting the run-of-the-mill scrapes, strained groin muscles, carpet burns, that kind of thing.)
Yeah, I think pretty much anything should fall under “natural”, especially since that poor word, most of the time, has no meaning at all.
) I always just want to ask people who whine about “unnatural” if they do their lovemaking standing in the forest, because there’s something distinctly unnatural about beds and duvets and that whole thing. ;oP
Just wanted to say… You two rock. That is all.
LOL — you could always just be prepared to administer first aid if necessary, I guess!
Maybe if I was able to get a few test subjects first…. For research, of course. I know that Lynn would be happy to be the nurse and help lick it up if anything happens.
… I think I need to go pray.
Oh, hum… Depends on what kind of “facial”, maybe?
Sounds like a sticky way to go.
Okay, finally one that tops what I came up with (“Second Chances – There’s A Reason They’re Not Third Chances, Jackass”)
LOL! I like that one, too!
good one!
Actually it’s 9 to 33 years but who cares! He’s in jail finally!
Oh Schnap!
This poster made my month. Thank you! I love it!!
And this is what we call “Karma”.
Not really. Karma would’ve been if he’d now gotten busted for something he didn’t do. This, we just call “being fsckin stupid and screwing it all up again”.
You are confusing ‘Karma’ with ‘Irony’
Hmm. No. But probably, we think of different interpretations and definitions of “karma” and its workings.
Good Show! Vegas is full of them.
poor guy you killed somebody and got away with it man
It reminds me of Al Capone: he was a mob boss but the IRS got him for tax evasion. As a mobster, he should have understood never to withhold payment…the US government will get you good if you try to rip them off.
lmao…yep, they got him for what they couldn’t get him for before…
i soooo want this poster