Comments on: My fellow Americans, thank you for your support…

By: Andrea

Andrea — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:06:15 +0000

lol haha
srsly.

By: Nork

Nork — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:28:56 +0000

That’s what she said.

By: Hoopy Frood

Hoopy Frood — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:27:54 +0000

Clowns.

By: Hoopy Frood

Hoopy Frood — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:26:21 +0000

Yea, that sounds right.

By: Hoopy Frood

Hoopy Frood — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:25:44 +0000

No, but some of ‘em were just short of wearing white hoods.
*shudders*
I met some real “charmers” during my trip through Arkansas just before the election… yikes.

By: Hoopy Frood

Hoopy Frood — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:23:11 +0000

At least it makes the morning commute interesting.

By: NO WAI

NO WAI — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:21:46 +0000

No need. They were all stolen before the election.
The bumper sticker’s staying as long as possible tho. I’m surrounded by Republicans.

By: NO WAI

NO WAI — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:48:27 +0000

Zathras has very sad life. Probably have very sad death. But at least there is symmetry.

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 02:07:04 +0000

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Cheers!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:09:39 +0000

I don’t believe he was confused about your location. It was part of the joke, IMO.

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:39:28 +0000

No, I got the joke. I was just wondering if he had gotten my geography mixed up with someone else’s.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:32:20 +0000

I think you sent her cerebral cortex into flat spin. Better give up this time.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:13:02 +0000

And in fact my hat looks very like the one in question, but black wool felt with a narrower ribbon. (How ironic that the linked pic is Rev. Paisley; funny that he should be wearing such a thing.)

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:10:08 +0000

A holster that’s been empty many a day – but not for long!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:27:14 +0000

HUntsman spiders are far from harmless. You die from a heart-attack when you pull them out of your letterbox. You die from embarrassment when you poo your pants when you pull them out from the letterbox.
These spiders are vindictive, too. We had one that took a couple of direct hits from a newspaper. We called him Mr Three-Legs, and he would hide in very awkward places, and then dart out and scare the snot out of us if we used the dunny…
Harmless? My hairy arse-cheeks!

By: OhMyGoodness

OhMyGoodness — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:18:33 +0000

Blargh??? My home this is!

By: kismet

kismet — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:23:56 +0000

NEVER!!!!!!!!! lol…

By: meglet

meglet — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:31:54 +0000

dude that s**t is pretty f**ked up right here
I hate wasps and hornets, they are sooo mean!

nice call on the optimus prime btw

By: DaffySaffy

DaffySaffy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:23:33 +0000

Slan agat, I always thought it was a broad black brimmer,
but at any rate it’s the one me father used to wear – or was
that his sash?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:05:36 +0000

but you’d get a lot of odd looks if you have a McCain/Palin sign in your front yard… any time…

By: keshet

keshet — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:53:20 +0000

Is Charro Zathras or Zathras? Perhaps Zathras? Afterall, there were 10 of them…

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:00:29 +0000

I knew that, but I don’t live anywhere near England. Trust me, I’d be a much happier camper if I did.

By: Kuromisa

Kuromisa — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:56:43 +0000

O_O Okay, new scariest thing in all Creation… *is terrified*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:00:53 +0000

Okay, you’ve convinced me.

I’m a changed woman

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:57:45 +0000

Thank you for looking. Their range here is in hot, arid climates, as far as I know. They’re scary looking enough, but their smell is horrific.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:53:09 +0000

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:50:09 +0000

Rustoleum even

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:46:29 +0000

Rusted even.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:44:29 +0000

*holds bleeding ears*
*runs away, screaming in agony*
She. raps. too! Arrrggghhh!!!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:42:52 +0000

Joy to the wang, the wang is come …

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:19:20 +0000

That lovely tarantula also ran and hid on me…this encounter was 5:30 am during a ‘wake up for the bathroom’. And yes Kuro, I did go to look more closely, thinking ‘I must be dreaming’…but dream bugs do NOT crawl, nor are they 6 inches across. So I went to find a bowl and plate to trap it, but the darned critter hid on me in the meantime. I got stuck sitting awake until 8am, then calling around to try and find a pest company that would believe me about having a tarantula in my bedroom! I’m still VERY grateful for the gentleman who finally didn’t hang up on me. Sigh.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:36:16 +0000

Rusting even.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:34:59 +0000

I think you’re thinking of brownshirts. Though in truth I was wearing khaki trousers with, so I was skating close to looking like a black & tan!

Good thing I had the black broad-brimmer to counter the effect.

(Let’s see how many Irish music fans there are on PK……)

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:30:52 +0000

WTF, was that narrated by Optimus Prime?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:08:16 +0000

My neighbor is a bee keeper, and it’s great to have all of those cute little honey bees around. I only made it 1/3 of the way through.
*is permanently scarred*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:06:54 +0000

They see me being kidnapped and forced to marry a hot evil warlord, they hatin’… : P

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:03:43 +0000

Too many lobbyists.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:04:30 +0000

No Ed, no! You don’t want them to hide, how will you kill them? If they hide they have the opportunity to sneak up on you when you least expect it, like WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING!!! I was driving to class one night in the spring and I had the roof back on my car and when I pulled into the parking lot a spider ran in from the roof and disappeard where the windshield meets the roof. I was like 20 minutes late for class because I was digging up there with my nail file. I was a panicked freak for days and drove with a napkin clutched in my hand thinking it was going to jump out at me.

By: charro

charro — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:51:20 +0000

Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:29:38 +0000

It’s a county in England…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:10:10 +0000

Wang you very much for your insight into a problem of this wangnitude.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:03:04 +0000

Hmm, I’ll have to investigate this under a
wangnifying glass.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:54:30 +0000

Twas the word, not the reference. Sometimes, my wang is simply inevitable.

By: slanagat

slanagat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:51:53 +0000

Dude, does an overt movie reference having nothing to do with actual politics really count for wangification purposes?

By: charro

charro — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:41:58 +0000

You voted against Total Recall?

By: charro

charro — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:41:18 +0000

Well I guess I just naturally assumed that the fee for the legging would be a leg, for said ritual. Sometimes I jump to conclusions.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:14:44 +0000

Oh no, I don’t have videos like that. I try to be as little of a health hazard as possible.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:13:26 +0000

Ride a Wang today! Buy Wangfinity.

Hmmm

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:05:27 +0000

Or possibly a model of cut-rate car from South Korea or something, come to think of it.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:58:12 +0000

Interesting though it sounds like a Hip Hop title still. *snickers*