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One does not simply walk into Kmart!
Ok, that made me laugh a lot more than the caption.
I concur and it was awesome.
Aww, thanks, guys!
O.o OMG I busted up at both!
OK, now you guys have ruined one of my favorite Led Zep songs of all times.
huh? *appears clueless at the Led Zep comment*
“In the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, But Gollem and the evil war crept up and slipped away with her.”
more at “…hu-ur, hu-ur, hu-ur…”
(link)
“So I gotta ramble on…”
um that’s def not what we’re talking about lol. it’s from lord of the rings and those lyrics are definitely about that too
Charlie doesn’t have to be talking about what you’re talking about. Different people have different takes on things. This is a forum, right?
I always thought of it as nesting failure
*reads contract*
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Nope. Charlie was born before the nesting failure clause was added. He’s okay.
Thanks…uh what’s nesting?
something that doesn’t happen at this level…
@CF — the way replies to comments go in boxes of diminishing size, so that you can determine what’s a reply to which comment, or reply to a reply to a comment, etc.
Nesting is something I would have preferred to call “following thread structure”. Who decided it should be called nesting? How does that make sense? “Branching” would have made more sense to me.
Oh, so that is why they mention the failure to nest. *thinks his bad jokes are just as bad here as in real life, but realizes he still cracks himself up* Sorry, I sometimes ramble on so I end up in the wrong thread at times. *quietly hops up to the highground through the mist.*
@Danbala — I think it’s because the reply box “nests” inside the box of the comment it’s replying to.
Hmm. Okay. Yes. OKAY, so I can see the pint of why it’d be called “nesting” but only in this particular layout! (I hate admitting that I might have been anything less than totally observant. ;oP )
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So yeah, that’s also my bassackwards way of saying “GoooOoOd explanation, thank you.
Oh…Did I mention Led Zep?
@ Uncle Fester: *gasp!* Have we reached level 256?!:D
It’s only 8 bit?
No.
LOL me three
There is evil there that does not sleep…..
But it does like cheap liquor.
Nah, that’s Walmart, Kmart’s not open 24 hours (least I don’t think it is).
Tesco’s 24 hours…. Are there Tescos in America?
I don’t believe so. The website only shows locations in your neck of the woods. (link)
I heard a rumor lately that Tesco is coming to So Cal.
There are no Tescos in the US, I think the closest equivalent is Walmart or smaller convience stores.
No, there are some that are 24 hours.
We have several K-Marts in my metro area that are open 24hrs. Come to think of it, there are three different types of K-marts around here: K-mart, Big K, Super K. (Super K’s are like super Walmarts in that they have housewares and groceries and they’re open 24hrs.)
I’m impressed. The only Kmart we have in a two county area is in a shopping center I don’t like going to at night. Every year around Christmas my mom insists on taking a detour so she can look at Martha Stewart’s wrapping paper and I’m usually rushing her along.
Yes, you do. You totally do.
No you don’t. You need, like, armies. With ninjas, and wizards, and…NINJA WIZARDS!
And bears…. bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That would be frickin’ awesome!!!
Ninja Wizards with long damn swords for splitting hairs!
Lol!
I heart this thread! Well done everyone!
*golf clap*
Nicely done!
Yes you do. You totally do.
double dog durn! forgot the link….
LEGOLAS, WHAT BLUE LIGHT SPECIALS DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE?
(forgive me on the sheer amount of nerdiness)
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WTF?
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I have to move back to Miami. I hate North Carolina!
We didn’t want you anyway.
…and you think Florida does, why?
Whoa wait a minute did someone actually said they wanted to go BACK to
florida? At least here in North Carolina we have that ONE guy who can drive.
And he moved from florida to get away from the bad drivers.
Unfortunately, all the bad drivers *from* Florida came with him.
My brother was stationed at Camp Lejune for 3 years before he got reassigned
to Chopper training in Jacksonville FL. Everytime I talk to him on the phone
he’s driving to and from classing/exercises, and all I hear is “Its called a TURN SIGNAL A$$HOLE!” or my personal favorite “Aw Cmon! The middle lane is NOT for right hand turns!”
They were just passing through for the seasonal migration. I assume they’re back in Florida until the winter passes…
So… Is this a US-wide thing, complaining about how people from the neighbour state drives? ‘Cause when I was an exchange student, all people said about peeps from the other side of the river was that they couldn’t drive (and this was way up north along the misisiiisisisissisiisi-thingie.
Sometimes we complain about people from other counties. As in, “Is it a law that everyone from Brown county has to go ten miles under the speed limit at all times?! Move it Granny!!!”
Are you near a state border? Maybe it’s a US think to complain about the driving of people who are close enough to get in your way but not “next-door-neighbour-close”? ;o)
PLZ to iknore misspellinks. I am not Putin in diskeyes.
I vote for Mississippi! Mississippi was created so people in Alabama would have someone to make fun of.
Not just people in Alabama, people in Tennessee, too.
Eh, the feeling is mutual. At least we’re not Arkansas.
And that shirt is just plain creepy.
Yeah, I know….and yes, it is.
Ok, this is a total WTF nesting failure. I have no idea what happened. Move along, people, nothing to see here.
Wait, now it’s in the right place. It was all by itself at the bottom of the page! Aaaaaargh! *head explodes*
Stupid wordpress….
Welcome to the wonderful world of PK, Dear. I’m surprised the Moving Post Phenomenon hasn’t happened to you before now. There are rumors that if you post really fast, it will throw you over into GraphJam.
Also, occasionally you get stuck in an infinite lolcat loop.
…or a monorail jam.
more at 11
less at 12:00…
I had an hysterically exhilirating experience earlier today, where my “Vote” page ended up showing lolcat and Pk pictures, perfectly mixed. (As in, every other lol I voted for was from ICHC, and the other was PK. It was MOST interesting.
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Now, if only I could get that particular bug … sorry, feature, to repeat itself always.
That *always* happens to me! Also, I’ll get the same series of 5-6 LOLs twice, then on to the next set. That voting thing is totally fried!
I always get long bouts of reruns, but today was the first time it mixed ichc and pk. (In other words, the first time I was actually happy about its fornicated-up-ness.)
Srsly, maybe it’s just me, but PK *always* gets fornicated up (love that!) with ICHC when I try to vote. My theory is that if you stay on PK voting long enough, you will see a kewt kitteh. Ai lubz teh kewteez, but aiz naut alwaiz in teh moodz, ya knoes?
Oddly enough, those in Mississippi laugh at Alabama. Then again that is North Mississippi which is more like Tennessee anyway. South Mississippi, I can see people laughing at.
Yeah, but consider the source of the laughter.
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, honey. And put down those grits, you ain’t takin’ them with you…
Not to be overly pissy, but this could be anywhere. We don’t have a monopoly on tasteless fashion in the south, you know. This could totally be from North Dakota or somewhere.
I agree. Tasteless fashion can occur anywhere, at any time, without provocation or warning.
See: Miley Cyrus
to be fair a better caption would have been “Real America: it’s like mordor with a Kmart.”
I like the “Real America” mention.
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You know you’ve been on PK too long when you read the above as “without provocation or wanging” and it makes perfect sense to you.
Wow, thanks. I read it again. You’re right, she actually said “w-a-r-n-ing.” Well, it makes sense that way, too…
You too, huh? Cool. We can sit together on the Group W bench!
*demonstrates mad wanging skills*
Hahaha…oh the mental picture…
Arrgh I am dead by wangulation!
wang wang wang wang
We’re all Wangie Doodle Dandies!
Wang, Wang, Wang went the charro,
Wang, Wang, Wang went rho,
Wang, Wang Wang went the pitty …
…from the Wang you find wisdom, you know!
Yoda during sex…
“Much wang in you, I sense.”
Oh mai
More Yoda for charro
“Next you are, feel the power of the wang you will. Yesss. Long time, Yoda will love.”
Posted from a wang computer (no, not really).
I know someone else who types with their
Wang …
Oh mai DWN. I’m getting a little tingly.
Hehe, always glad to lend a bit of warmth to the evening. ; )
Wang Wang Doodle.
linky!
(I loves me some Koko Taylor!)
Lurch: Y-o-u W-a-n-g ?
NOW KID!
Father-stabbers…’n mother rapers…father rapers right there with me on the bench!
Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?
…for littering?!?!
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant…
..except for Alice
But there were twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one…
This was another case of American blind justice……
Arlo Guthrie reference FTW
Can one be underly pissy?
I’m a southerner too, but I keep in mind that jabs such as these can go any direction and don’t take it as a personal attack. I laughed upon seeing the picture, the caption, and again at some of the comments.
So, no need to take offense. That is, unless that’s you in the picture, wearing the airbrushed Sarah Palin shirt.
I think with the correct levels of medication, you actually can be underly pissy. Not offended, really. (And no, it’s not me. Aaack.)
I think it’s a funny caption anyway. ;o)
“I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be ‘whelmed’?”
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10 points to whoever comes up with the correct movie
10 Things I Love About Froo!
Yay! *hugs rho and dances around*
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*awards 10 points and half an internet to rho*
*hugs froo and dances around* Yippee!!
I have 3/4 internet, 12.5 points, and 3 1/2 books of S&H Green Stamps. I’m half-way to that tiara!
Sadly, they’re making this into a series.
On the Disney Channel?
I guess, not sure, didn’t look that far into it. I was looking up the dad on IMDB and I found it.
As an aside, yes, I have been whelmed but then I divorced her.
But seriously. Who is that?
Next week’s makeover on What Not to Wear, maybe?
Maybe, lol.
How do we know this picture is from the South?
Where else in the world would it be?
Idaho?
War is peace and peace is war
Less is more and yes is no
The cows are mad, the chickens glow
And Jesus walks in Idaho
Everywhere I go I hear what’s going on
And the more I hear, the less I know……
(linky)
Catchy tune! *hugs*
Care for a walk down Memory Lane? (link)
groooovy!
Wanna take a walk down Memory Lane? (link)
*shakes fist at evil wordpress*
North Dakota? Utah? Ohio? New Jersey?
Bad taste and unattractive people are found in pretty much every state.
You got jersey’s number!
I’m from Ohio and I live in the South. this could definitely be either place. But it being a joke I don’t worry about it too much
Alaska?
No; if that were the case, it would be a long-sleeved shirt.
Same with all of the other locations, besides in Idaho they just wear sleeveless “wifebeaters.”
…and they voted 69.8% for John McCain.
I would have guessed anywhere in the US outside a Wal-mart..but I am biased
also the “south” does not have the only bigoted/mysogynistic/rascist rednecks (not rednecks are all or any of the above)—but they do have the greatest CONCENTRATION of this population.
I kept dreaming I had to destroy the one ring……..
It was really annoying: I’d get all the way through Mordor, past the Ringwraiths, up mount Doom, chuck the ring in the flippin magma and then what? THE DAMN RING WOULDN’T MELT!!! Ringwraiths left, right and centre and would it melt? Naw.
I think her eyeballs are erect.
There’s a picture in The Guinness book of Records of a woman who can stick her eyeballs 1cm out of her head….
Whoa.
Think I’ve found it. Hope I’ve done the name clicky thing right. It should be up there.
*glaaack* Friends, don’t look if you’re standing up or eating anything.
Oh, and it was actually 11mm.
Not. Looking.
(I’ve got practically an eyeball-phobia.)
Oh go on, you know you want to…g’wan,g’wan, g’wan….
There’s a guy who can not only pop eyes and then pull them down his face
I’m waiting for him to do it at a dinner party and cough halfway through the performance. Now, that would result in an awkward silence…
…except for the retching.
She’s a toon!
That was just their response upon seeing the Palin shirt above.
Her eyeballs may be erect, but why are they looking down?
I think I saw her on Top Chef.
Something I can imagine would be a horrifying prank to pull during sex. *shudder* The thought alone gives me chills.
Most Terrifying O-Face Evar?
Enough to make me feel like being celibate for a whole five minutes… *shudders and winces a bit* Knowing my luck it would happen right before my climax which would really be horrifying to have association with. Can you imagine associating orgasm with eye popping horror? Crispy Christ on a flaming toothpick that would be mindboggling.
Oh but then you would get a lot better munching away
at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and
then, one day, they will say you have a very special
visitor: the minister …
I
Love
That
Movie…
“What’s this picture of?”
“Sorry madam, no time for the old in out, I’m just here to read the meter.”
Yes. Yes it is.
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!
I’M BLIND!!!!
Huzzah for sweeping generalizations!
It it’s so many preconceptions as to be hysterical.
To quote Homer Simpson, “It’s funny cuz it’s true”
As a $5 caption, it’s like Mordor with Wal*Mart and all the niceness removed
I saw an obama shirt like that at the museum in chicago.
Well, Chicago is more or less ‘Leng’ and the home of Nyarlathotep
Uncle Fester, why do you call him that? I’ve googled it and all, but I’m still missing it.
It is a Lovecraft reference. IIRC, he is an ever changing god. And none of the Gods in Lovecraftian tales were ever pleasant.
Wiki has “Leng” as a cold, arid plateau in the Cthulhu Mythos, whose location seems to vary entirely from story to story. (link)
In Dream Quest of the Unknown Kadath, Nyarlathotep lives on the Plateau of Leng, a cold, windswept, desolate place, in the high castle of Kadath…
Now, doesn’t cold, windswept and desolate just scream ‘Chicago’? With or without Fosse choreography?
“I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons — the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister…”
Now, doesn’t that sound like old Uncle Barack to you?
Thanks for the read, but breaking news from Illinois has given this part of the thread an ironic nosebleed. (link)
I still want that $100 dammit.
It’s politics… it’s Illinois Politics… I thought it was compulsory…
LOL!! Yes, but the object is not to be *caught* at such activity. I wonder if his cell will be near that of the governor whom he replaced…
Getting caught just means he was too dumb to be in office. It’s natural selection in action
Being too dumb for office is no obstacle there, or other posts I could name…
It never has been… that’s why you need a limiting mechanism,
like being smart enough to play the system, but dumb enough to get caught if you actually break the law… bear in mind, you have to be dumber than the people you elect simply to think electing them is a good idea, so you can’t rely on democracy to work…
Perhaps the state could simply install bars on the capital building, chain the doors and save crowding the court dockets.
“Why settle for a Lesser Evil?”
Cthulhu ‘12!!!
This.
Is.
TERRIFYING!
scaryer than oprah comming at you with a box of condoms
That might be scarier than eye popping horror stated above.
Yeah that does sound Mind-Scarring.
scarier if she wants you to use them with her…not so much if she is just trying to spread safer sex message
I hate it when they say “Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the comments” when it obviously doesn’t matter.
Ah, Southern girls. They may not be intelligent, but at least they have big boobies.
she has big everything… if she was naked, she’d look like a shaved flying squirrel.
Unc, how exactly does one go about shaving a flying squirrel. They wiggle and, more importantly, bite! I’m thinking chemical depilatory, but that’s just me. I don’t judge…
…squirrel?*
Roofies.
That just takes the skill out of it…
Are you a certified mohel, or just a hobbyist?
Enthusiastic amateur
This must be from one of the coasts… does not make any sense
Broad Brush Tour 2008 has now passed through the south and both major coasts. Anyone want to finish by trash talking the heartland?
Ohio was mentioned up above and yeah there are people there who would proudly wear this.
Oh, wait, you mean like Kansas or Oklahoma or Nebraska or Colorado or the Dakotas or Texas? There, too!
Painting with a broad brush. First the caption, now Catguy sweeps the east and west coasts. I just thought someone would want to make a pointless, sweeping generalization about the rest of the U.S., to tidy up and finish the work.
Seriously, there are some things about the South (everything below the Mason-Dixon line and east of New Mexico) that are naturally tacky, but even THIS goes against what is socially acceptable. My feeling on this is it’s probably someplace like Wisconsin or Michigan (and if you’re from there, sorry, it’s not an insult.)
oh yes it is lol
Correction, Eds: Fort Worth is widely known as “Where the West Begins.” Only half of Texas is the South, so you Westerners get AMARILLO!
Bwahahaha!!!
Oh hell no, no way, no how, no amount of begging! If anything, Amarillo can shuffle right off to Oklahoma with the next wind storm.
*fingers in ears*
Can’t hear you, Eds!
I bet you can read lips!
I think, based on the Deneke case, Amarillo is ‘South’ in the most perjorative sense of the word… Primitive, nasty, parochial, and just intelligent enough to be corrupt and venal in equal measure…
When members of the jury admit on exit that if all the elements of the case were the same, but Deneke was in the dock rather than the morgue, it would have been a death penalty verdict rather than probation, you have some SERIOUSLY sick people… but the lad who killed him was a ‘good’ boy… his pastor and his football coach both said so… Ninja in a Caddy… yeah right… Dustin Camps… a ‘good’ boy…
Amarillo is literally in a world of it’s own. And the only reason for that is the smell of the place has caused massive, collective brain damage. People I know who have moved to Amarillo are never heard from again. Not that they disappear completely, just their mind goes on holiday. It’s the only way to cope with the place.
I wish Texas would exercise it’s constitutional right to split into five states. It would be a relief to lose the association with that place! I’m even willing to give the entire panhandle to Oklahoma, so it can become a proper “red square” state. That’s AFTER you get your house sold, of course… ;o)
Arrgghh! it’s —>its
Heheh. Yeah. Seriously, you could find someone like this just about anywhere. The fact that it’s Palin (or Fey…) on the shirt makes it highly unlikely to be outside the US, of course, but other than that, this woman could be from anywhere. Odd, tacky groups are, alas, an international phenomenon.
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I’ve seen people looking worse walking the streets in Sweden, for sure. For some reason, changing clothes before you leave your home is not seen as any form of necessity here, for instance. So yeah, just from the looks and the style (or rather lack thereof) I’d say she could be anything.
HA, it very likely could be the WALMART in ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!!!
lol.
When did Anchorage get a Wal-Mart?
About the same time as the power was hooked up…
I’m sorry, do you know how many Obama stickers I see on cars in Atlanta?
A rediculous number. Hardly any McCain ones. Obama lost by a VERY small margin in GA.
You other states can fight your own battles.. I’m just sayin.
Well, Obama won in Virginia. :^P
Anyone else notice the random dude in the back with the Ayumi Hamasaki shirt? It made my day. =)
Mine too. ^_^
Yeah, he looks like a total creeper though…
Glad I’m not the only one who immediately caught that.
LOL, I was hoping I wouldn’t be the one to point out the Rainbow shirt >_>
I lol’d
That shirt is kind of frightening…
I think I’m gonna have nightmares about it tonight… O_o
The real question is, where in the world did the dude in the back get an Ayumi Hamasaki (circa Rainbow) t-shirt? (Also, godawful)
I’m gonna differ with the captioner, that lady either has to be from Texas or Oklahoma, she has that look of someone who occupies those bizzare stretches of geography where the last strains of the Confederate mindset cross paths with the sun-baked craziness of the West and the end result is almost apocalyptically creepy
I think thats my neighbor from Eastern Washington state.
within the next decade WA will split into West WA and East WA… much in the fashion of North and South Dakota and Virginia and West Virginia…
It is charming to have someone scream “LIBERAL BITCH” at you driving down the road with your Obama bumper sticker.
I digress….
You regress? And assume the position?
You ingress ? And presume the postulation?
You Congress? And assault the population?
You tigress? And consume the infestation?
You digress ? And condone the infiltration?
You wordpress and consume the punctuation?
You repress? And subsume the investigation?
You redress? And assimilate the pontification?
You confess ? And perfume the perpetuation?
You profess? and conform the perspiration?
You express and obscure the pixelation?
One day, when Seth is old and in a nursing home and can’t fight back, I’m going to find him and put that shirt on him
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Elder abuse.
And I will put an Obama shirt on you when you are similarly helpless.
I haven’t seen anything that hideous featuring Obama yet. Maybe the flip flop head things.
Fine, a shirt covered in those. With a matching hat and some paint I love Obama on your face.
You want me to die an early death, don’t you? That’s your new goal in life. Do you want to see me twitching on the floor with drool coming out my mouth? Cuz that’s what’s gonna happen!
Hehe and then who will protect your daughter? Bwahahhahaaa. My sons win.
They are marked. MARKED, I tell you!!!
And so you shall be too. Just wait til you get decrepit. Hehe.
I forsee a world in which DWN’s son marries froo’s daughter and they become members of the Green Party.
ARGH! *headdesk*
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Or perhaps froo’s daughter becomes a member of the Green party, while DWN’s son will be a Ron-Paul-ist? But the dinner table conversations will sparkle!
I can tolerate a moderate to a certain degree, but a son in law as a Ron Paul supporter? The shame!!!!
In our defense, our son would only be allowed to be so crazy before we put a stop to it.
Such large head, such tiny brain.
Palin is from Alaska. We don’t have to claim her. Alaska is North. We are not responsible for this one. (For once.)
Alaska: The new South.
Oh. Please. God. No.
Please don’t bring Alaska down here. We have enough bigots and morons to fight without adding all them.
Ok, so no one is going to mention the scary ogre behind her?
is that a dead girl on his shirt?
now HE is scary.
It’s Hamasaki Ayumi… and it’s the picture from the cover of her Rainbow album. >_>;
One does not simply walk into the south either. To be really southern one must be born here, and it helps if your grandpa was too.
She is NOT from the south, (no true southern belle would be caught wearing a political shirt after Sept.) I’d say she’s from la-la-land, that special far away land….ya know….California.
I assure you, she wasn’t well-liked in CA. Only in the few very Republican pockets.
Could be Bakersfield. I swear there is a tear in the time-space continuum out there and the distance between Oklahoma and California is warped, which resulted in Bakersfield.
[i]One does not simply walk into the south either.[/i]
Not to mention one should call first and be extended a gracious invite which one must, with equal grace, accept. Then, and only then, can one spend an afternoon inside a house sharing smiles and polite conversation with a group of people who, in reality, hate you and refer to you with the phrase “bless his/her heart” when you’re not around.
Only in the south can you have two “friends” for 15 years who secretly cannot stand each other.
On the other hand, southerners are capable of shopping at Wal-Mart without mowing down the employees and trampling them to death.
Even if they do occasionally walk out with an atrocious t-shirt like this.
Something to consider….
Ya, I do recall the manners being way better overall when I lived down there as opposed to living in IA.
Although, sadly, that does not seem to carry over to courteous driving.
From one of your earlier posts I take it you lived in northern Mississippi at some point?
Pontotac to be exact and yes, idiot drivers are everywhere.
Oh lord, you’ve just perfectly described visiting my mom’s side of the family…bless their hearts. XD
Does mom’s side of the family slowly shake their head while saying that too?
Actually, no. They’re really sincere about it. It took me years to figure out what they were really saying. The South has the highest concentration of mixed messages in the whole country, I think–”Oh, he’s just dumb as a rock…bless his heart.”
I remember my grandmother crossing her arms in front of her, doing this weird sound almost like a tsk, and saying, “poor thang, bless his/her heart” and slowly shaking her head (as if he/she was the world’s biggest ‘tard). Then my aunts will all join in and do the same thing.
And every play written by Tennessee Williams.
STELLLLLLLLLLLLA!
The day the wifebeater tee got it’s groove back.
The guy behind her has a real weird shirt on, too.
I dunno. My part of the South is relatively K-Mart free…
scary on too many levels to list them all…
Lousy caption. Stupidity knows no region…or country.
please, don’t insult the south like this.
Aww, but it’s so much fun
=[ Poor deluded lady..
my god! It’s a nice close.
That shirt is scary, but I’ve seen women like that in the southern part of Illinois. No fair blaming the southern states for her…
Unless you’re going to have another pic captioned “The North, it’s like Mordor with a Whole Foods”.
Whole Foods was born and raised in AUSTIN, TX…and I love them. One of the only things that got me through 6 years of living in that crappy state (for me- not everyone- some really great pp like it there- that I love- can’t quite figure it out- but I love them and they love TX), so BACK OFF WHOLE FOODS—seriously, I can’t handle random pp criticizing something I support on a random website…oh wait I can. Never mind, By WF started and is primarily expanded in, the South too….sort of as a balance to Walmart IMO.
I love whole paycheck, but …
I can’t believe no one said this, maybe I missed it? She looks like of like Scotty from StarTrek >.>
kind of like* :/
Thank you melody. How about you just make fun of Republicans and leave us southern folk alone? Ignorant Americans exist everywhere. Damn yankees.
You don’t speak for Southerners, or even the majority of them. You are an example of the very ignorance you protest. As a Southerner, I sincerely hope you die without reproducing.
Oh Sh!t–I used big words…
That’s a paddling…
OMG That’s My Mom!
I’m so embarrassed!!
*hides face in shame*
(ps not all southerners are heter republicans ~ that’s why it’s called a GROSS generalization right tyler?)
Seriously??? So…what state is it?
*pulls hook out of diss’s lip*
Throw me back, and maybe I’ll grant you a wish.
Nah, it’s fun watching you squirm and wriggle.
)
Hmm. I hear that a lot, must be true.
Puts into roomy aquarium, with sea chest, castle and really cool coral toys.
Incomplete without the skull that opens and shuts its jaws, and las a trail of bubbles.
Whew, that was close!! Thanks for the save, OMG!
*hugs*
*writes “skull” on Petsmart list*
OMG… It makes me ashamed to be a Texas girl… If anyone asks, I’m from Europe, okay?
*sticks fingers in rho and froo’s ears*
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Can’t blame ya there! You will now be known as Bohemian!
*pulls Eddie’s finger out of ear*
Hey! What did I miss?
Very wise…
I LOL’d too hard at this.
So, is that a man or a woman? the face says “woman” but the chest seems to say “man”…also…Palin airbrushed like she was a gangsta rapper or something makes me laugh.
I might be prejudiced, but I think a man sporting a Plain-support-t-shirt would not also be wearing huge plastic earrings.
“PLAIN”!? I have many words to say about Palin, but “plain” is not a word that I would use about her (that would be a HUGE compliment compared to the other words), sorry.
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It’s an Orc…
Good thing I have a sword.
I wonder if that guy with the Hamasaki Ayumi shirt even knows who she is…
I certainly don’t. Who am I missing out on, here?
She’s a popular singer in Japan.
I certainly don’t. Who am I missing out on, here?
Wal-Mart. WAL-MART. GET IT RIGHT, YANKEES.
Us yanks have Wal-Mart too. That trampling incident happened in NY. Not sure if we still have K-Mart, all the ones near philly (that I know of anyway) were deleted when the company almost folded a few years ago.
Unfortunately, the South is far more than Mordor witha K-mart.
If it was Mordor, there’d be a way to get rid of it…
*An exasperated resident of the southern United States since I was three. And surprisingly, you don’t get used to it, it just becomes more and more painful every moment.
What’s with the redneck in the Ayumi Hamasaki shirt? D:
That’s what I want to know. -_-;
So…….how do we know that’s the south again?
Before you display regional bigotry, it might be nice to learn how to actually punctuate first.
I sincerely recommend that you read Lynn Truss’s “Eats, Shoots and Leaves”, taking particular note on her chapter concerning the humble comma. Will you accept regional bigotry then?
I’m slightly depressed by the lack of Lord of the rings geekiness on this page…
I usually haz it, but the t-shirt there temporarily killedz it.
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I’ve always thought Palin is totally hot…and thought “this is the only way that chick could get me to cum on her tits.” And then I was completely ashamed at how completely disgusting and immature my little joke was…but equally proud at how much that dumb joke made me chuckle.
awww come on thats not fair that crazy $%^&@ is from ALASKA
It doesn’t matter. There’s plenty more where she came from…heheheh