Comments on: Let’s play Naughty Nurse meets the President again.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:38:46 +0000

And, as an extra plus, you put the dealers out of business, and totally kill most street crime.

By: Myrna

Myrna — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:47:29 +0000

Wow. puinditkitchen.com is my favorite site.

By: Carroll

Carroll — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:26:45 +0000

punditkitchen.com, how do you do it?

By: jean jeannie

jean jeannie — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:15:47 +0000

Well then please stop standing on the corner in that trashy getup, okay?

By: cgray

cgray — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:07:40 +0000

Sex with a sasquatch should be illegal.

By: cgray

cgray — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:06:10 +0000

The ghost of christmas future laughs at you, naive liberal.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:53:21 +0000

I think someone needs a nap

By: the floacist

the floacist — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:36:05 +0000

Yeah, I’m starting to see gray hairs already (he said Hillary gave them to me). But I wouldn’t say 15 years. Maybe 2.

By: the floacist

the floacist — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:34:54 +0000

How is she a bitch?

By: Aurelie

Aurelie — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:28:54 +0000

>.<
Is it just me, or did Obama age 15 years from August till November?

By: Baladi

Baladi — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:53:49 +0000

Michelle is not a bitch thankyou very much!

By: Nenya

Nenya — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:29:53 +0000

*chokegiggle*

By: Napkin-Jedi

Napkin-Jedi — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:35:47 +0000

Oh you know it.

By: Napkin-Jedi

Napkin-Jedi — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:34:51 +0000

I rofld

By: Napkin-Jedi

Napkin-Jedi — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:34:22 +0000

Thank you for further disrupting my virginity.

By: Misstressbabythegrim

Misstressbabythegrim — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 04:37:44 +0000

you’re not alone; that’s just NASTY and Michelle’s such a bitch

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:38:14 +0000

Wait a minute… did you just say Obama isnt like Jesus? That we can make fun of him because of it?
You obviously havent read these forums to find out… Jesus is fair game. As is Obama. The problem is… Jesus gave us more material to make lols over.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 08:07:49 +0000

zOMG!!
Best laugh I’ve had all week, and it has been a good week!
:squeezy hugs:

By: slanagat

slanagat — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:31:04 +0000

“Barack, is Vladimir–”

“Oh god!”

“…you have already heard we are preparing to move into Ukraine?”

“Don’t stop! Don’t stop!”

“So I can expect to be unopposed at UN Security Council?”

“Yes, yes, YES!”

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:12:12 +0000

I hope they move the red phone to the credenza first…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:08:19 +0000

So, your claim is that no one in the right wing *ever* engaged in conspiracy?

Just to make clear, whenever three people meet in private to plan, it’s “conspiracy”, as long as one disagrees with their motives.

By: slanagat

slanagat — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:02:27 +0000

But I bet the big desk gets a workout……

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:13:58 +0000

…Just not on that ugly chair! :cringes:

By: Maddie

Maddie — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:52:05 +0000

Hey, I like the way you think, mister.

By: Jen2

Jen2 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:34:29 +0000

I don’t see how this could be seen as offensive, it wasn’t mean spirited like other captions of some other presidents who will remain nameless.

*Not that the nameless presidents haven’t deserved the mean spirited captions.

By: ck

ck — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:15:11 +0000

If you want to investigate the voting process then THE TERRORISTS WIN.

By: meglet

meglet — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:10:05 +0000

that would be unamerican, silly

By: meglet

meglet — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:08:00 +0000

seconded

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:27:33 +0000

Hey, the mustard seed scripture was my GrannySee’s favorite.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:49:38 +0000

And probably out of bed, as well, it seems.

By: Seth

Seth — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:40:23 +0000

I always thought drugs should be licensed. You would have to take a class for each one you wanted legal access to, so you know the dangers, common interactions, signs to watch out for, harm reduction techniques, and so forth. If you pass then you get, say, your pot license. The taxes from the sales would pay for the scheme, and for treatment, and for advertisements warning of the dangers and what-not. Plus, if you did commit a crime while high, that could mean extra time.

By: heroin

heroin — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:37:29 +0000

No investigation needed when the right wingers are winning, apparently.

By: scum-bot

scum-bot — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:36:56 +0000

AHG! The mental image! *offs head*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:29:04 +0000

Not really, just stating that when something is suspicious, you investigate.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:26:19 +0000

…mustard seed? What am I missing?

Are you sure you aren’t looking at a shiny surface, oslamalamadingdong?

By: She

She — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:24:25 +0000

Right! Because everything is a right wing conspiracy! I KNEW IT!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:59:57 +0000

Especially when the state that had the biggest problem was run by one of the candidate’s brothers… Nope, nothing suspicious at all.

By: heroin

heroin — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:47:42 +0000

Yes, because it’s SO petty to want the votes accurately counted in such a close race!!

By: ema

ema — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:32:02 +0000

Well at least twice! ;o)

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:30:39 +0000

And again, this is why drugs are illegal.

By: oslamalamadingdong

oslamalamadingdong — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:27:51 +0000

prez elect mustard seed and his very mannish trannie wife are both hideiously ugly bwahaha

By: Darnity

Darnity — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:15:55 +0000

God damnit, E3, you’re going to have to come over and clean the vomit up off my keyboard you asshat!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:19:55 +0000

No, but allow us a little time to mumble under our breath about ‘damn election crap….mumble mumble’ before you start holding us to a higher standard. Everybody’s Cheerios get pissed in every once in a while )
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Admit it, the carping from the left after the last two elections pretty much absolves the right from some post-game bitterness……..as long as it doesn’t devolve into foot stomping and gnashing of teeth (I’m talking to you, Al Franken!) ;o)

By: n8

n8 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:15:59 +0000

Ah, so you think that another person behaving badly excuses you to do the same? Interesting.

By: Gungadin

Gungadin — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:33:12 +0000

He gets taller?

By: She

She — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:42:54 +0000

I think it’s clever.

By: She

She — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:41:39 +0000

No more than the liberals were when Bush won a second term.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:40:49 +0000

and watermelon and red kool-aid!!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:34:31 +0000

…

In bed…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:23:24 +0000

Dang it, Koki, now I want chicken and waffles. Or, you know, either one. Grrr. Needs to be lunchtime soon…