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Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Wall Street?

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  1. wantsome says:

    Hehe, sweet pic. It sure is pretty terrifying.

  2. ema says:

    Ha, another recycled picture. I can’t wait until this recession is over and we can afford some new ones…

  3. cretarta says:

    This is stupid. You FAIL. Death to you.

    • charro says:

      Wow that’s a little harsh.

    • suncloud says:

      Yep, definitely rather harsh. Maybe your comment posted in the wrong
      place or you have serious anger management issues.
      ~
      Um, forget the “or”, because you clearly have issues that require immediate attention from an experienced psychiatrist. Preferably one dressed in protective combat gear.

    • Eric-in-STL says:

      Is it PC to commen on your own comments? I have no idea. Either way, thank you. I’ve never had anyone tell me to die before. It’s a proud day for me.

    • rhorho says:

      This is a TROLL stick. Take THAT!
      *squish*
      …and THAT!
      *crunch*
      …and THAT!
      *slourch*

      • slanagat says:

        *wince*
        Backhand could use some work, babe.

        • rhorho says:

          Yeah–I’m gonna have to do more shoulder work at the gym. That troll should not have taken three swings…

          • herb says:

            You need to put your body into it and always follow through. Ignore the torso shots and aim at incapacitation. A wrist or knee perhaps. Like this:
            *crack*

            • jules says:

              I’m a fan of the head generally. With a weapon, swing for the head, without, go for a neck shot. Dangly bits are a good option too, but maybe a little mean for some folks.

              • rhorho says:

                As tempting as it is to go for the mouth, I try to avoid the head and neck. It knocks them out too easily, then you can’t be sure they’re suffering properly. I like getting their little trolly typing hands first…

                • slanagat says:

                  Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next–

                  *WHAM*

                  …see?

                  • jules says:

                    My instructor always taught me to go for the kill. He was all for preventing rape and trolling.

                  • jules says:

                    My instructor always taught me to go for the kill. He was all for preventing rape and trolling.

                  • rhorho says:

                    I’m sorry, Slan, but the PK double-posters got to Jules. Can you show me again?

                    • slanagat says:

                      Sure, we’ll just tee up the double-post gremlin as a demo… (linky)

                      • rhorho says:

                        Thank you for the instructional video. You are so very hawt in that black outfit!!
                        *drools*

                      • rhorho says:

                        Lessee now…
                        *grabs Gremlin by ears with tongs*
                        *twirls Gremlin, twisting ears into spirals*
                        *flings spinning Gremlin into the air*
                        *kicks Gremlin into tree with Pine-Sol soaked boot*
                        *stands back, assessing*

                        • slanagat says:

                          10/10 for style, dear. Is it still conscious?

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          20 points if it’s dead before it hits the ground.

                        • rhorho says:

                          I think I just knocked the wind out of it.
                          Either that, or the Pine-Sol didn’t work on your boot.

                        • rhorho says:

                          If it’s a double-post gremlin,
                          don’t you have to kill it
                          …twice???

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          Depends, if you can put a hard swing to the ass, you kill two birds with one whack (this will get the head as well).

                        • rhorho says:

                          I dunno, Eds… Sounds tricky.
                          What if you split it in half? Wouldn’t that cause quadruple posts?

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          Based on this:
                          Lessee nowโ€ฆ
                          *grabs Gremlin by ears with tongs*
                          *twirls Gremlin, twisting ears into spirals*
                          *flings spinning Gremlin into the air*
                          *kicks Gremlin into tree with Pine-Sol soaked boot*
                          *stands back, assessing*
                          I’d say you have a good shot at getting it with one swat.

                        • rhorho says:

                          Oh, yes! Well, all of that only made him dizzy, with just a few contusions. *points* Look at him over there, leering at us! We need a better plan.
                          Maybe we can blast him over to Failblog, which is either over there—> or
                          <—there, depending on which way you turn your desk. (I think the same is true in Australia.)
                          Can you widdle anything to help? A cannon, perhaps?

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          *whittles (sorry about the misspelling previously) a massive trebuchet, perfect for launching trolls!*

                        • rhorho says:

                          Oh, goody!
                          *walks around massive trebuchet*
                          Oooh–excellent custom flame paint job!
                          Oh no you di-int–Are those alluminum wheels?
                          *grabs champagne bottle*
                          I hereby Christen thee
                          “TROLLinator XLT Deluxe 1200!”
                          *SMASH*
                          YAY!! Eds, you are the best widdler* in the world!
                          *hugs Eds this far |—| from suffocation*
                          -
                          *(Sorry, you’re stuck with it.)

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          LOL!
                          -
                          It is a bit touchy though, I suggest flinging at least two at a time for the weight.

                        • rhorho says:

                          *checks wind velocity and direction*
                          *follows Eds’s instructions for set-up*
                          *grabs tongs; repeats gremlin spin-twirl-toss*
                          *kicks Gremlin into trebuchet bucket with Pine-Sol soaked boot*
                          There, Eds–Would you like to do the honors?

                        • rhorho says:

                          *remembers Eds’s instructions*
                          *throws sandbags into the bucket on top of gremlin for extra weight*

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          *Pulls the handle*
                          -
                          Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

                        • rhorho says:

                          Eds, I think next time we ought to have binoculars. I can’t tell whether he landed in Failblog or Canada.

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          Actually I think he ended up in Engrish!

                        • slanagat says:

                          I canโ€™t tell whether he landed in Failblog or Canada.

                          How would you tell?

                        • rhorho says:

                          Wow–Tough question! They look a lot alike, and I don’t remember that the boundary dispute was ever resolved. Canadians don’t get into a lot of their own wars…
                          You don’t suppose that… that…

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          Express Letter via airmail came in – Canada is sending the troll back. They claim they already have too many in the form of French Canadians.

                        • slanagat says:

                          It’s that slice I warned you about! If you’d kept your head down, it would have landed in Quebec.

                        • rhorho says:

                          Hey, Eds is the one you should clobber over that one. He’s the one who launched the trebuchet. Perhaps I screwed up the bearings, but, at the end of the day, HE made the thing, and HE launched it. I’m totally passing the buck on this one.

              • slanagat says:

                Soft parts with the hand, hard parts with the utensil.

        • dissimilitude says:

          Have you tried the electric troll prod? It’s much easier.
          *ZAAAP!*

          • rhorho says:

            Oh, my–That’s delicious! *suddenly aware of unfamiliar stirrings*
            -
            *snaps back*
            I’m worried that froo is going to be jealous of that prod. Are you willing to trade it for a fireman and a troll stick? Otherwise, don’t let her see you with that thing: She has been known to do terrible, wicked, arrful things…!
            *”Froo’s Hateful Moment Highlight Reel” plays*

            • dissimilitude says:

              Oooh! A fireman? *considers*

              • rhorho says:

                (She seems to be taking a long time to think…)

                • rhorho says:

                  (Wow…dissimilitude is one thoughtful, considerate person…)

                  • dissimilitude says:

                    Heh. Yeah, I wandered off for a while. Hmm. Is the offer still open as it looks as if DWN gave froo her own electric troll prod? Sounds like a nice one, too. A lot like mine. HEY! DWN, did you take my troll prod and give it to froo? Not cool….I may just have to sulk and pout now.

                    And I didn’t even get my fireman!

                    • rhorho says:

                      Yeah, I’m afraid it’s bad all over. You and I don’t get firemen, froo’s mad at me, and DWN stole my Christmas present idea for her. *sigh*
                      -
                      The good news is you’re invited to enjoy our merry band of troll do-inners. There aren’t any dues, and, at some point, you have a chance to talk froo out of a fireman. She has TONS of them, but she only coughs one up occasionally. (That didn’t sound dirty, did it?)

                      • dissimilitude says:

                        Happy to join in the troll-bashing! I guess I’ll need to come up with something to bash with, though. Oh, can I kick ‘em? I got my boots on!

                        • rhorho says:

                          Your boots are good, except the troll guts might ruin that nice leather. Even if you get the squishy parts off, the smell would be unbearable. You could probably sweet-talk Eddie into widdling you something. He’s the best widdler ever, widdling like none I’ve seen widdle before. (Love that widdle word!) I’m sure you’ll think of something great!

            • froofrou says:

              *sings* nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i guess i’ll eat some worms…. *shuffles away kicking rocks sadly*

  4. suncloud says:

    I believe this storm has already found its way
    to Wall Street. Then again, this could be a brand new one
    the pundits have been denying is on the way.

  5. steroid says:

    Practice. . . shady business practices.

  6. faetal says:

    On a side note: What a polite atmospheric anomaly!
    I would have given him directions had he not simultaneously been ripping my neighbor’s house off it’s foundation /nodnod

  7. Jane St.Clair says:

    Anyone else have the theme song to Seasame Street stuck in their head?

    • Jane St.Clair says:

      Or maybe even Sesame Street. Man, I know better than to type with long nails on a laptop.

    • froofrou says:

      I didn’t before but I do now. Thanks a lot, Jane *humph*

      • eddiepscetti says:

        Yeah, no kidding! Now my co-workers think I’ve lost my mind..

      • rhorho says:

        Don’t worry froo–I’ll get her back! Plug your ears, okay?
        -
        @Jane: How does that Macarena tune go again?
        -
        *snickers; motions all clear to froo*

        • Jane St.Clair says:

          Your Macarena can’t hurt me. Not when one has suffered Macarena TRIAL BY FIRE!!!! (Really, this was just my Spanish 4 teacher making us do the Macarena in High School)

        • Jane St.Clair says:

          Oh and YOU should talk Miss “Anyone have Cyndi Lauper’s Money Changes Everything stuck in their head?” I STILL have it stuck in my head, now I have this weird Money Changes Everything/Sesame Street/Macarena loop going on. You must all suffer as I suffer!

          • The Pirate King says:

            *Prepares to deploy the song equivalent of biological weapons.*

            Keeeen LEEEEE! To liboo dee widouch yoo!

            Thankyew, thankyew very much! I’ll see you guys at the trial in Nuremburg if the lynch mob doesn’t get me first.

            *Flees.*

            • ema says:

              Five… Five dollar… Five dollar foot long!!

              • The Pirate King says:

                “This town aint big enough the both of us! I reckon we’ll hafta annex part o’ the County!”

                This is the story. Of a lovely lady. Who was bringing up three very lovely girls!

                • dissimilitude says:

                  We can dance if we want to
                  We can leave your friends behind
                  ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
                  Well they’re no friends of mine

                  • The Pirate King says:

                    The Force is strong in this one…

                    Momma’s got a squeeze box she wears on her chest, when daddy gets hom he never gets no rest!

                    • rhorho says:

                      Here is a little song I wrote
                      You might want to sing it note for note
                      Don’t worry be happy!

                      :o ) :o ) :o ) :o ) :o ) :o ) :o ) :o ) :o ) :o ) :o )

                      • The Pirate King says:

                        I’m always happy to see you rho.
                        But that was a low blow.
                        Why not try some “Desperado”?

                        • herb says:

                          I’ve found the drunken caterwauling of the Pogues can dislodge most any osng from my head.

                          We walked him to the station in the rain (da-da-ta-da)
                          We kissed him as we put him on the train (da-da-ta-da)
                          And we sang him a song of times long gone
                          Though we knew that we’d be seeing him again
                          I’m sad to say I must be on my way
                          So buy me beer and whiskey ’cause I’m going far away
                          I’d like to think of me returning when I can
                          To the greatest little boozer and to Sally MacLennane

                        • slanagat says:

                          Just remember, you’ve brought this down upon yourself.

                          We’re no strangers to love
                          You know the rules and so do I
                          A full commitments what I’m thinking of
                          You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

                          I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
                          Gotta make you understand

                          Never gonna give you up
                          Never gonna let you down
                          Never gonna run around and desert you
                          Never gonna make you cry
                          Never gonna say goodbye
                          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          slanagat WIN!
                          -
                          slightly on topic but mostly off: did you see the rickroll of the macy’s parade!? i was laughing hysterically.

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          slanagat WIN!
                          -
                          slightly on topic but mostly off: did you see the rickroll of the macy’s parade!? i was laughing hysterically.

                        • Seth says:

                          No doubt, that was hilarious. The “Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends” float is passing by when all of a sudden the music skips, stops, Rick Astley emerges from the float and sings his song. I mean, a LIVE rickrolling by Rick himself, on national TV, how do you top that?

                        • PortlandMark says:

                          Missed that. I will have to look for video on the internet.

                      • Interloper says:

                        This is the song that never ends
                        It just goes on and on my friends
                        Some people started singin’ it not knowin’ what it was,
                        And they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because
                        This is the song that never ends
                        It just goes on and on my friends
                        Some people started singin’ it not knowin’ what it was,
                        And they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because
                        This is the song that never ends
                        It just goes on and on my friends
                        Some people started singin’ it not knowin’ what it was,
                        And they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because
                        This is the song that never ends…..

                        • jules says:

                          Alright, you’ve forced my hand.
                          -
                          Were no strangers to love
                          You know the rules and so do i
                          A full commitments what Im thinking of
                          You wouldnt get this from any other guy

                          I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
                          Gotta make you understand
                          Never gonna give you up
                          Never gonna let you down

                        • Interloper says:

                          When a maa-aaan loves a woooman
                          Can’t keep his mind on nothin’ else

                          Oh shit, I just earwormed myself with one of my most hated songs *implodes*

                        • Interloper says:

                          okay, you win this round. I tried to respond, earwormed myself, and then PK ate it anyway. So now I’m stuck with an earworm of a hated song and no funny to show for it.
                          *slinks away in a huff*

                        • Interloper says:

                          Apparently PK spit it back out.

                        • jules says:

                          Heh, PK didn’t like it either I guess. ;)

                  • rhorho says:

                    For the SAFE WIN!!

  8. Interloper says:

    I didn’t catch that it was a meteoroligical (that word does not look right) event at first – I thought the caption was supposed to be G-d speaking.

  9. Guess Again says:

    HA! “Get to?” More like most if not all the way to Wall street already…


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