ROCKET JACKING
ROCKET JACKING: When Grand Theft Auto just wasn’t enough.
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Everybody stay cool this is a robbery!!!!!
I need this more than you.
Now anty up you mother F-ers, or Imma execute every mother F-ing last one of ya!
*begins playing raucous surf guitar*
Hand me my life-support unit. It’s the one says Bad Mother Fscker on it.
*hands life-support unit and spurs to slan*
Mace?
Random Ep3 trivia: The properties master actually engraved “BMF” in Sam’s lightsaber hilt. :^D
I’m kinda sad SNL or some other show didn’t do a sw/pulp ficton spoof
of that entire scene. *waves hand* “hand me my lightsaber- the
one that says “bad mother f—-” on it”
Tell that b*tch to be cool!
(jules is a nickname and I tell people “just like in Pulp Fiction. Whenever you think of me, think of a large black man.” Thing is, I’m a tiny white girl.)
Let’s see those news choppers follow me now…
Worlds most expensive screwdriver!
Look…I had it chrome plated!
Yeah, did you see that video of him losing his ‘little bag of tools?’ Probably cost $57685760547656 more than my Snap-Ons.
I wasn’t sure that there were ANY tools more expensive than Snap-On. *Quiet sigh* Love the Snap-On. Spent a few years working for Qantas, fell in love with the Snap-On. Actually gave the tools to my dad, who still uses them… somewhat a reversal of the normal tradition there…
Actually, with a business license *like, $30 at the courthouse* and a dealers’ account *free online*, I saved $791, almost half of the total cost. W00t
For God’s sake, PLEASE go back to Qantas!!! The guy who they replaced you with faked his resume, now the planes don’t work.
Hate to say it, but Qantas is absolutely no fun to work for anymore. Once upon a time it was a damn good employer… no longer. Yeah, I heard about the fake resume business. Pretty sad.
Well, her bag of tools, to be accurate. Yes, and my first thought was “Damn, but that would be embarrassing.”
“Hey, Snap-On? Um,…when’s the soonest you can have those tools shipped to the space station? No overnight? Damn!”
They’ll replace free-of-charge if you manage to break it. If you lose a whole bag of them, they get that sleepy smile…
Overnight really is a different concept when you go around the earth every 90 minutes or so…
That just begs for a comment about women not knowing how to use tools properly….
… wait, did I just make the comment myself?
suicidal much?
Gorblimey, everyone backed away there…
But I gots to have my Hitachi magic wand!
Y’know, call me a dirty old man, but any time I hear a lesbian or bi woman talk about snap-on tools……
*ducking and running*
How about if you hear it from a straight woman?!
Doesn’t have *quite* the same effect. My mind isn’t always in the gutter; sometimes it comes out to feed.
Actually it’s bit more ominous to most guys. ;D
“You’re gonna put that WHERE??”
Ah yes, you’ve got the issue pegged…
As I recall someone saying in another thread, “Role reversal FTW!”
Well…..If my wife REALLY wants to…..but you know there’s always “tit
for tat” You want to what? Well guess what hun- you gotta too!!
You’re a dirty old man!
)
You’re only just noticing?
Of *course* not! I just like saying it… ;o)
So, should I hire a lesbian to bend you over my desk?
If you want something done right……
…call in the girls with the best toys.
*disappointed sigh*
Do it yourself! Goofball! <3
Here are your spurs (link). You’re going to need them…
this isn’t funny. sorry.
neither are you. equally sorry. I think it’s made of win.
THIS HAS ALL THE WIN
Oh, I see, because an electric screwdriver looks kind of like a gun. I didn’t get it at all at first.
Captian Obvious…..to the rescue!! lol
That’s probably the same guy who lost the toolbox on a spacewalk….
“Y’gotta ask y’self a question… ‘do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya – punk?”
Certainly not after watching a bag of Snap-On tools float away…
Great-looking tool, though – somewhere between Space Cowboys and Dirty Harry. With possibly a flip-phone involved…
I bet it doubles as a hand mixer for margaritas….