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Get a new name, jerk.
EWWWWW
first wife? *biting sarcasm*
Biting sarcasm is biting.
and sarcastic.
DUDE she is in her fifties and that dude is in his late sixties. Take care of your skin.
Comment fail. Rupert Murdoch is 78 (b. 1931) and his wife is 40 (b. 1968). And, yeah, ewwww. There’s something quasi-incestually creepy about marrying someone 38 years younger than you.
She has a history of creepy. She got the husband of the couple who brought her as a 20 year old from China to leave his wife for her.
Ew, ew, ew! *does the shaking off spiderwebs dance*
I love the way you described that. : )
*imagines Homer Simpson-there’s a spider on my keys!*
Well, sure, at my age it would just be wrong. Fifteen years from now, when she’s 18, all bets are off!
He looks like a turkey!
Okay this is my inopportune story. I was in between classes selling my last semester textbook. Pretty Pacific Islander girl comes to meet me. She started talking to me and I guess I said something goofy then she asked how old I thought she was. I said 22 and she said 45. OUCH
OK, here is my politically incorrect but true story: I am caucasian, but the woman who did my clothing alterations a few years back is African-American. Since she worked out of her home, I would often chat with her for a few minutes to be friendly. During one conversation, she guessed my age a good 10 years younger than it actually is. I thanked her for the compliment, then corrected her. Her response, which I thought was a hoot:
[shaking head in dismay]
“You know, I never can tell you people’s age”.
She was from Africa, right?
but she loves him!!!! (cough, cough cough, hack,,bullshit)
Another Cyndi Lauper song comes to mind: “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.” For the record, I would rather starve than…EEUUCCHH! (Can’t even say it!)
Music knowledge fail.
Try Carol Channing in the 1949 Broadway production of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
Marilyn Monroe sang it in the movie version of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes in 1953.
There are a few others who have performed this song, but Cyndi Lauper is not among them.
also nicole kidman in moulin rouge
Although Cyndi Lauper did sing “Money Changes Everything”…
A little less alcohol, and I would have gotten that one right. Hey, I get an F+ for cadence, at least…
That should have read, “Another song comes to mind…” The Cyndi Lauper song was posted below just prior to this one. Sorry! :-/
Obviously it’s a business relationship. As long as both parties are satisfied, what’s it to any of us? Consenting adults, closed doors, etc. etc.
Yeah, but it’s nice to make fun, right? I personally wouldn’t go for the likes of him, but I’m not *that* fond of diamonds. Turquiose, well intended, is better to me. Still, as long as they’re happy, we lowly folk can have some fun, too, yes?
Heh, it’s -fun- to make fun, but maybe not nice. But that’s cool, this is the internet, we don’t have to be nice!
Because really rich people are, deep down underneath, desperately unhappy and lacking in any true fulfillment… or that’s the theory I’m clinging to, at any rate.
Just like deep down, he really loathes BillO the Clown?
That’s not deep down, that’s on the record? O, that was your point…
Heh, you don’t have to be rich to be unhappy and lacking in true fulfillment. Personally, I find happiness and fulfillment in being a slack bastard, and you can do that equally well rich or poor.
Cheers to that! =)
As the wise man once said: “It is better to be healthy and wealthy than to be poor and sick”.
There’s some truth to that. First: money doesn’t make people happy, on average. Well, enough money for the basics makes people happy, but beyond that, there is no clear correlation between money and happiness. Sure, it makes some people happy, but it makes others unhappy. (one caveat: giving money away tends to make people happy.) Community makes people happy, and that is one thing the rich tend to lack. Especially old money. Part of the old money culture is, never trust anyone. Your spouse, your best friend, even your parents or your children: any of them could turn on you, or you may find yourself in a situation where it is advantageous to turn on them. All part of the game. Click my name for one take, needless to say the idea that money can’t buy happiness is highly controversial. Money is God to many people, saying it can’t make you happy is blasphemy to them.
The part about giving money away…amen to that. I feel best when I’m shopping for my friends–not real reason, just for the sake of shopping for them. And seeing their faces when I find something really awesome makes me feel like a star lit up inside me. I love it.
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Sorry, I’m a sap…I know…
Form a line to become Kuromisa’s friend behind me. No cutting!
I love giving too. Feels great and I feel terrible if I can’t give to my friends. -_-
Money may not be able to buy happiness directly, but it can buy a Jet-Ski, and you never see snyone unhappy when they are on a Jet-Ski.
Apparently, money can buy you a nice looking wife, but it can not buy you nice looking skin.
I adore you, Seth. I only hope you appreciate that, in some way.
Good thing money can buy Viagra, too.
Oh yea, good thing for him, maybe not so much for her!
Hopefully she has had her Tetanus shot.
Rabies? Pan Leucopenia? Diphtheria?
Pneumosilicovolcanosiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis???
Explosive Dental Hydroplosion?
supercalafragalisticexpialiHIV?
HerpeGhonnoSyphillAIDS
As old as he is, she can always pull “But honey, we just had sex yesterday! Don’t you remember?”
No way she doesn’t have a boytoy on the side. No. Way.
I’m sure she could switch his viagra with something that made him really really
sleepy… “Yes honey! You were a tiger last night!!”
rawr.
you’re probably right, she cheated on her last husband.
The more interesting question is would the old bastard really care? The only thing that can give him a half-hearted woody anymore is right wing propaganda anyway. :^P
More to the point, you think he doesn’t have as many side ho’s as he needs, too?
Now that makes me sick: Greta Van Susteren is a serious news person!
Humphtf!
“We ALMOST didn’t, but you wouldn’t take ‘I can’t’ for an answer” — Abe (Grandpa) Simpson to Vegas wife.
Holy shit! He looks just like Grandpa Simpson!
TotallyLooksLike is thataway —–>
Akshully it’s that way
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(toward the other Lolz – look at the links up dere))
*reads GPS*
Nope, thataway ——->
Depends which way your desk is facing, doesn’t it?
*moves furniture out of the way*
*tries to move large desk*
*swears*
*takes out drawers*
*moves desk*
*looks*
Wow, so it does.
Not that I object in the least, but what did taking off your drawers have to do with it?
LOL!
It was a long list. I had to keep your interest up, didn’t I?
It is highly convenient for bending you over said desk.
I am here for your high convenience!
*shakes heinie*
Seems you might make better use of my convenience down low. ;^)
*church lady voice*
How conveeenient! ;o)
PK just eated my post here. There must be some perves in the PK ranks. That’s the third pair of my panties they’ve eated this week!
Aaah, good. I knew I couldn’t be the only one to wonder what they do with all the naughty posts they steal!
It would be more shocking if you were the only one who hadn’t been eaten. PK perves are a rowdy bunch! ;o)
Gold Diggers: Like hookers, but smarter!
Very true…but don’t forget the men that are buying
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Is it just me, or are the lols getting a LOT funnier lately?
There are probably many things money can’t buy, none of which are pictured here.
Class and integrity, for example.
…and the healing of EPIC BURNs
….apparently can’t buy a better-looking hooker.
Why am I hearing Cyndi Lauper singing “Money Changes Everything” in my head?
Damn. Now I’m hearing it, too! Thanks a lot!
because that’s what someone told you when you did your music fail earlier.
music fail comment recovery attempt FAIL. lol
Ability to read time stamps on posts FAIL.
Ability to criticize properly FAIL.
(I got it right, then I screwed it up. I had some great wine with dinner, dudelet!)
The mental image will NEVER leave my brain.
Wedi – “I love you deep deep”
Rupert – “Just eat your icecream”
She should ask for a refund. And some glasses.
Anyone else think he looks like Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious?
“You will be marry me.” The Dark force at work.
*Large snort, blew a flower clean across the desk* Darth Murdoch has a ring to it. Darth Wendy…? Sounds like Peter Pan went to hell. Darth Deng sounds like something unspeakable…
“Darth Murdoch… RIIIIIIIIISE. Please?”
you don’t think she actually *gasp*… FELATES him do you???
omg! EWWWW! EWWWWW! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! *runs to take hydrochloric acid shower*
Aaack! Brain bleach!
Oh thank you. Now I will have that disgusting image popping up in my brain all day. No amount of acid or bleach can remove. Gack. Ick.
My husband will come kill you next time I’m doing that, this mental image pops into my head and I either A: throw up B: laugh so hard that I bare all my teeth and bite it off or C: show him this comment, causing ED forever
lol
I’m confused…. I thought you were a lesbian. Or was that hypothetical?
I think she’s bisexual.
You’re right, rhorho. Married to my bestest male friend evar, and I lerv him vary much *it varies*, but I’m still attracted to females. Like straight people who are married, and still attracted to other people. *ugh, no matter what I say, it still just sounds weird*
Attraction is quite different from acting on it. Got that part. :^)
If I’m reading you right, it’s pretty common. You’re married to a man, but you like to get with women who are also married to men. Pardon me if I have over-simplified.
I’m not sure that’s quite it. Attraction != action…I didn’t take her explanation to *necessarily* mean anything more than window shopping where anyone but the husband is concerned.
That’s what I took from it; that being married to a guy and occasionally finding other women attractive is no different from being married to a guy and occasionally finding other guys attractive.
Which sounds normal enough to me; if you never find other people attractive, check your pulse, right?
Indeed, I was about to say it’s no different from being married to a ________ and having a pulse.
I’m basing my assessment on this and other posts, from 2-3 weeks ago. From what I’ve gleaned, she does have sex with women, and thinks her situation is unusual and complicated. My post was an attempt to let her know she’s not alone. I don’t share her attractions, but know many, many others whose lives are much more sexually complicated than hers. If anything, *I’m* the odd duck. :quack:
Ah, so there’s context involved! Ok, then.
DUCK!
No, I love my hubby more than chocolate ice cream, and I don’t cheat on him, because if it’s wrong for him to be with another woman just because he’s attracted to them, its wrong for me to be with anyone else just because I’m attracted to them.
You remember the posts I’m talking about, right? I thought that when you “came out” to your husband, you were admitting to activities, not just feelings. It forever is and shall remain none of my business, of course.
Oh, but that loving a man more than chocolate business, that’s just TWISTED!!
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I haven’t been with anyone but my husband since we got together, but thanks for implying that I cheat =)
Back the snark wagon down, Dear. I didn’t mean you any disservice. Just remembered you wrongly. That’s all.
If it gets you this upset to be misinterpreted, perhaps you should ease up on the personal disclosures. Just saying.
I’d take a good looking, poor guy who’s great in the sack any day over a nasty old fart with money. Yucko!
She probably has both.
Apparently I would, too, as a hot, hardworking, but poor guy is what I’ve got and I love him like crazy! (He’s got three jobs. I’ve got two. We’re still both broke. Good thing sex is free.)
Yeah, they all say that, but when they have him, they end up with the rich guy anyway. Or anyway, that was my experience! :^)
How often has this happened to you? Sounds like you might need to improve your girlfriend screening process. Set the filter to “Exclude golddiggers”.
Okay. Pretty+giggles alot+easy to get in bed=not worth much in the integrity department. I know it’s a hard fact to face, believe me, I’ve been there.
Hey, waitamin– oh, never mind. I’m not a giggler.
how about good karma? money can buy?
lots of kiddies reactions, OFC a woman the same age as him could never be a gold-digger rightttt…
Rock on Rupert, enjoy your asian delight!
That’s it. That says it all.
Amazing what a girl will do when she’s bombed!
So wrong yet so unfortunetly true…
The Dirty Digger totally looks like [link behind name]
I have got to finds me some money!
punditkitchen.com, how do you do it?