This is where that year of kindergarden you skipped…
This is where that year of kindergarden you skipped comes back to haunt you.
(Tom Daschle)
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Which way does the L go again?
I swear to god that guy looked like Vince McMahon the first time I saw this.
Oh hell, he DOES look like Vince………LOL. The ears aren’t big enough, though!
Could be Jim McMahon
Not sure who Jim McMahon is…..need to google. Is not relevent if he can’t body slam The Big Show into a table.
Chicago Bears Quarterback circa 1985
Da Bears!
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Still can’t body slam The Big Show through a table. Although it would be close.
Srsly? Charlie, you HATE the Bears! WTF?
Yeah, I know, had to say it though… That and the PACK is BACK!
As your heart can in rare cases be slightly towards the right of your breast bone rather than slightly left it’s possible that he is doing it correctly.
Possible, but unless his right hand is somehow attached to his left arm, he’s using the wrong hand…
This is assuming any of the people in this photo still have a heart…I suspect Hillary is actually a cyborg.
Also…It’s spelled KINDERGARTEN. Sheesh.
It’s actually just a mirror in the exact shape that he is, he’s really looking at the flag in the back of the room.
YES! Thank you, Steve. People don’t pronounce it “kindergarten” and they don’t remember that it’s a German word, so we get the kinder in the garden. Which is appropriate, but poor spelling.
to hell with the Germans, next thing you know someone will call a cop, wait he’s Austrian.
at least he ATTEMPTS to salute the flag, unlike our pathetic excure for a pres-elect
Sherry,
Try and educate yourself before speaking.
He salutes the flag. Click my name to educate yourself.
or it is a secret message has has become a right winger!
Photoshopped (click name for snopes link)
My only gripe with this is that if you flip the image of him, he’s looking in an entirely different direction. But it is totally possible that’s what happened.
Or that they only flipped him from the neck down.
who cares…I got a really good chuckle from this one.
Then how do you explain the fact that his suit is buttoned the wrong way? Is he also a cross-dresser?
I assume they only flipped from the neck down. Editing around his hair would be too tedious, anyway.
Indeed. And it’s very subtle, too. His tie is tied backwards.
Of all the lame things to waste on Photoshop, what with nekkid pics of celebrities to fabricate and other bizarre things to make, why make Daschle use the wrong hand? Is there really ANYTHING to gain from doing that? Why him? It’s so…silly.
A sad attempt to make him look OMG UNPATRIOTIC!!111!!! or something?
I agree! If this was real, it would be slightly amusing.
Knowing that it’s photoshopped….just makes me feel sorry for the poor soul who wasted precious minutes of his life on such a meaningless task.
1. How do we know it’s been Photoshopped? The above commenters have made an excellent case that it was not.
2. If it indeed has been Photoshopped, I would wonder what strange whim would have inspired a person who appears to be so phenomenal at Photoshop to undertake such a seemingly random task. His suit is buttoned correctly, he’s looking in the right direction, the shadows are not backwards, as they would be if someone had switched his arms, and you can clearly see the indent on his jacket where his hand is resting. It looks so real, it’s as if it’s a real, unaltered photograph.
No they don’t make an excellent case. Snopes.com makes an excellent case that it is photoshopped. Look at his jacket. It is NOT buttoned correctly. The left side is on top! Men’s clothing does not button that way. They just reversed him from the neck down, that would take me all of thirty seconds, and I wouldn’t have left that jagged line on his neck, either.
…and if it’s not ’shopped, wheres his wedding band?
Totally ’shopped.
Because conservative haters want to believe that anyone not an extremist, hate-filled conservative isn’t patriotic.
Because being conservative IS being patriotic, in their small and diseased minds.
” I would wonder what strange whim would have inspired a person who appears to be so phenomenal at Photoshop to undertake such a seemingly random task”
There is an industry in the USA, funded by right wing think tanks, in manufacturing evidence to discredit Democratic politicians. Since this photo was from when Daschle was being attacked by the Bush cabal (right before his office was attacked by an anthrax letter), I have no problem believing this is part and parcel of the same attack.
Or maybe it’s just some nut with too much time on their hands..
Hey, wait, you can get paid to do these bad Photoshop jobs? Please to send me the codez! ‘Cause I can do this kind of bad photoshop job, and I could use the money. I don’t care who I take money from — Now, THAT’S patriotic.
I’m probably a big Daschle opposer, but I agree, this kind of Photoshop is just dumb. Now, ’shopping Palin’s head onto the gun-toting bikini girl was great. Maybe because she is cute as a button?
look at the direction his jacket buttons compared to the direction the gentlemen on his left and right have their jackets buttoned.
details, man. details.
This is also where the year you skipped, where you would have learned to spell kindergarten, comes back to haunt you.
oh burn!
Well, the captioner just *might* have gone to kindergarden…even the teachers can’t spell these days.
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(and before y’all flame me, I’m a teacher, too)
And misspelled kindergarten too.
Sarcasm win.
Oh wait… I get it now
FAIL, /cry
It’s that No Child Left Behind thing. (let’s get rid of the honor roll so that average kids won’t have their FEELINGS hurt that they can’t make it. ….gag)
Yeah, it’s “all kids RIGHT behind….the average GPA of other, less-fortunate countries”
It’s actually more like, so their parents don’t throw a hissy fit over a slight that their child probably isn’t even aware of and threaten to sue to school.
*shudders* Makes me want to go on a slapping spree. If my child is failing, I’m going to blame myself, not the teacher. Of course, if my child is in high school and failing, I’m going to blame my child : )
Taking an active responsible role in your child’s life? That’s so un-American!
Damn. Back to the re-edukation kamps for me!
It’s okay, froo! They have canoes! …and macrame!
*sniff* and crafts?
Well, they *used* to have crafts, but some one thought it sounded too much like “witchcraft,” which brought up that whole church/state mess, then someone thought it sounded like “crafty,” which isn’t nice, then someone else…
Add to that, claiming responsibility for your, and your child’s, actions. Madame, the INS will be calling on you shortly, clearly your citizenship is about to be revoked!
man, i wish more of my students’ parents shared your attitude.
Hey…don’t YOU believe that all children can learn? (just a joke — except in a recent teacher professional development, some non-teacher actually said that to me when I dared to challenge their stupid BS…uhhhh I mena professional development).
It’s like, questioning the Administration makes you unpatriotic. Questioning the professional development means you don’t care about the children! *gasp* Don’t they know everyone just goes into teaching for the money, fame, and hot chicks (or dudes)?
Yeah, the kinder-garden, where they grow kids. *cabbage patch wtf?*
It looks like Hillary is trying to burn holes in the back of his head with her improved Cyborg Laser Vision.
Noes! She has aggressively slipped her arm around him to squeeze his man-
boob with her monster hands!!
She had Man Hands!
Seinfeld FTW!!
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Anyone NOT watching the news?
OMG! He skipped on the brainwashing! Quick, he must die!
Oh, not only has his brain been washed, it’s been dry cleaned.
Maybe he has that rare condition where his internal organs are backwards?
Oh, just like his political views!
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(sorry, couldn’t resist)
*turns Eds around backwards*
There, that’s better! ;o)
No, no.. I’m already downunder, I don’t need to be backwards too!
Oh, yeah…right. Okay, so… *paces* …you’re a liberal when you’re in Australia, but that’s conservative here…
*turns Eds back around; stamps “librul” on his voter registration card*
awww man! not fair, not fair at all!
*Gives Eds a piece of Sugar Shack Maple Walnut Cheesecake*
Oh, now that is OH so much better!
Thanks!
Cheesecake! You rock!
Oh, and I turned it upside down for you…
Happy Thanksgiving!
Yay!! *hugs* Thanks for that, Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
In all seriousness, my Papa (Mom’s dad) was born with his heart upside down and on the wrong side of his chest. They didn’t find it out until he had his first heart attack at 70 because he had a fear of doctors and never went. I guess that’s ok since he lived so long. He passed at 75 after bypass surgery. ‘Twas a blood clot that did him in : (
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I blame cigarettes : )
I’m sorry, froo. It’s hard to lose them, isn’t it?
It’s been long enough that the sting is gone, but yes, it is hard. He had lived a really good life, though. And he went while in his chair watching TV, which was a happy place for him. The only place he would have been happier would have been out in the pasture working. He was one of those men (and Papa was a Man, capital M) who worked from sun up to sun down and ate like a lumberjack.
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Papa was awesome : )
*That* is the part to remember. ;o)
I’m amazed that no one has realized that it’s actually becaaauuuuse….he doesn’t have a heart!!! *omgz* He’s like, “Okay, hand over heart..which is supposed to be…on the left side? Right side? Oh what the hell, first guess is usually right, no left”
Hillary does look darn scary in this pic.
Daschle was constructed as a mirror image of his human creator. His hand is indeed over his heart.
Idiot
His hand is on his heart, he just keeps it in his wallet.
Maybe he’s like that one chick from Metal Gear Solid…
Wow. I wonder if the guy that did that ever saw this picture? Ha ha ha, it must be pretty embarresing! Umm… out of interest… why is that embarresing? Why does it matter? Is it an american thing?
way to go Tom you have made me and all the other residents of south dakota very proud