The Blue Man Group prepares for their USO tour.
The Blue Man Group prepares for their USO tour.
Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: ryszard
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Does anybody know what these guys are doing?
Apparently one of them is fellating a gun barrel…..
LOL!! Thanks for that, I just spewed Diet Coke all over my computer screen!!!
I thought it was just another one of his fake suicide attempts.
“I look like a frickin’ frog! Somebody shoot me!!”
just because you look French is no reason to end it all…
LOL! … No, wait: That is a good reason…
… *cough and points to my French last name*
Nexus?
*confuss-ed*
I don’t talk to turn-coats. *hmph*
*stops turning coat inside out and looks up*
What?
LOL–Hey dear! DWM and I are having a spat, due to his no longer subscribing to my live porn site. As you might well imagine, I’m miffed. He was one of Mom’s best customers.
That’s just awesome.
His off-duty ride is a Jaguar hearse?
I think I’ve seen him in a Vee-Dub Micro-hearse.
OK, so I’m the only one who remembers Harold and Maude. I has a sad.
Oh wow–I haven’t thought of that movie in years!
*places hand on copy of Tao Te Ching*
I hereby vow to watch *Harold and Maude* again, so as to keep up better with the comedic stylings of one awesome dude, slanagat.
Awwww! I haz a happee agin!
:huggles the rho^2:
That was my first thought too.
this made me lol harder than the actual caption
It’s the Mexican army showing off their new rifle that they had designed by zee Germans. For some reason the Mexicans looooove parading in camo face paint.
Mexico has an army?
Of course! They have to repel all of those people desperately trying to get into their country! : P
Nice makeup, but the shiny black helmets pretty much destroy the camoflage effect.
Or is it the goggles?
They look like they like the motorcycle! Vrrrooom Vrrrooom!
It’s ok, the helmets are bullet proof, faces are not. Thats why you can see the helmets and not the faces.
Still, though, wouldn’t it follow suit that if one sees a helmet, the face is just a few inches below? Unless of course you’re a cartoon….
Is it just me or is it kinda funny looking camouflage?
I don’t see anything
I laughed.
Seeing that they are wearing parachute rigs, I presume the helmets and goggles are just for that. Once they are on the ground they lose the shiny helmet and goggles and are ready to go, all camod up.
It isn’t by the Germans, it is actually an American Company called Robinson Armaments, the rifle is the XRC.
actually, it’s the XCR by robinson… kind of a cross between an AK and a M16…
and you too can have one for $1500…
http://www.impactguns.com/store/robinson_xcr.html
well you got the jist of what I meant. lol. That was the only one I could find that even looked close. And yeah, it is like an M16 Ak and a FAL all in one. I wouldn’t mind having one lol.
When you absolutely positively have to kill every conchetumare
in the room …
I Googled, then laughed. : D
No it is not the Robinson Armament XCR. It is the FX-05 Xiuhcoatl(say that ten times fast) which is a domestically produced rifle that has quite a bit in common with the German G-36 rifle.
I’m not sure I’d be able to say that once slowly.
good call, the stock is thicker on the fx-05.
they remind me more of the ninja turtles
You too, huh?
Pretty much every country other then America has a huge Military parade in the capital down the main ave.
I wonder why the usa doesn’t “let’s have a military parade” “no! then they’ll know what weapons we have.”
No, it’s not that, it just that we’ve turned into a bunch of pussies.
I highly doubt that. i’ve seen a few military parades when someone high up retired, it’s pretty impressive to watch, especially when the music changes and the all adjust the pace at once.
I’m pretty sure we don’t have parades like that because most of our people are in Iraq. >=(
Also, maybe it’s because I live in the middle of nowhere.
Oh, wow–I thought that was you… Nice campfires!
That and the soldiers here get tired of it pretty darned quick. I had a division change of command, a brigade change of command, a battalion change of command, and a company change of command all of different days when I got back, and tomorrow I’ve gotta go to ANOTHER company change of command. Lemme tell you, they can be kinda rough on you (call me a wussie, but I nearly passed out at the division one, but there were about 12k soldiers there, so I don’t think anyone would have noticed)
Speak for yourself, Pussy.
Hey, I’m all for military power, but I know there are a lot of people that aren’t.
Yeah, I don’t think the military’s power has anything to do with my personal manliness, and I think those who do have small penises. I also think people who treat international politics like being the biggest guy in a barfight are fools who should be deprived of their right to vote.
Maybe not “deprived of their right to vote,” but otherwise, I agree.
I think you know where this is going…
*Motions guards to remove CobraJoe to Re-edukation Kamp*
Speak for yourself, Pussy.
we dont have them because we dont need them, why have all our men parading down main street when they could protect the country? and we dont NEED to show off our military strength like north Korea and Russia do, most military parades are showing of power, and keep citizens in line. we arent dictators we dont need to do it unless its a special occasion like a actual parade, like veterans day or something
That’s actually a really good point.
Even if it is a really long run-on sentence.
I have begun to look at those as ’stream of conciousness’ postings. It’s easier than letting the grammarian out of my brain who then tries to beat people with her Dangling Participle of Death.
We also don’t have them because until very recently there have been *no* combat units on active duty with a dedicated assignment to NorthCom (i.e., the homeland). 1st Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry, fresh from the fight in Iraq, was put on active homeland duty October 1 for a 12-month stint as an on-call “federal response force for natural or manmade emergencies and disasters” (Name for reference link.)
I never understood why “pussy” came to mean “wimp.” Ever been in labor?
Pussy cat.
Scaredy cat.
Perhaps?
Maybe from the centuries of women being treated as inferior?
Your post reminded me to look up a term that has been boggling my mind: pantywaist. Click for word origin.
FWIW, unless things have seriously changed since 1992, they still teach basic training/boot camp recruits how to participate in a military parade. “Eyes right” and how to maneuver and all that crap.
And I think units do occasionally participate in things like Independence Day parades. Just that other groups participate in them too, because the military is not the most important thing in the Land of the Free. Speaking as a former Army wife, an Army vet, a Navy brat, and the daughter and grand-niece of two WWII vets, one of whom died in combat, I like it that way.
you’re deffinately right, it’s called Drill and Ceremony, and yeah they still teach it. Mainly it’s used to render military honors though, like a change of command.
They do?
is it just me, or does the second and the last guy look like they are staring at something with a complete “WTF” expression?
I sense a trend…according to Rho, I think every-other soldier has to fallate his partner’s gun…wonder who gave that order?!!
Sorry, i mis-attributed a Froo frou quote to Rhorho…
Compliment to me; insult to Froo.
In no way is that an insult! I’m proud to be confused with you!
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*walks around confused*
*Walks around confused.*
*Bumps into froo.*
*Falls down, laughing.*
Darn those repeating syllables!
Do youyou think it’s easyeasy to be this wayway?
Of course not rho^2, I would never say you were easy.
(BTW, I think there’s something wrong with the secure server on your pr0n site.)
;^)
Actually, I never had a secure server on the site. For whatever reason, DWN likes to pay for it, anyway. I don’t understand it, but who am I to stand between a man and his kink? ;o)
I hope no one “fires off early”
Fellate his “gun” or fellate his “rifle”?
Ask a veteran what the difference is.
This is my rifle this is my gun….
this is for fighting and this is for fun!
I believe the new term is “Suck start” your rifle
For the WIN! : D
All I can think about is a domino effect if one trigger is pulled.
I will never think of the Blue Man Group the same way – well, okay Arrested Development did a job on them, too – but STILL.
“Are you insane?”
“Are you blue?”
Thanks, I’ve now got to go watch an episode of arrested development.
But imagine if they used firearms in their performance instead of their usual percussion instruments? I imagine a lot of it would be M249’s (light machine guns making more “popping” sounds) and M203’s (Scarface style grenade launchers that make more of a low pitch “bunk” sound)
I enjoyed tying to come up with a caption for this picture, but ultimately failed: though there are back up performers on stage during their shows, there are only THREE Blue Men at a time, never four. As clever as the caption is, this cheezburger is a FAIL.
As far as the BGM staging a military parade, the mind boggles.
Even assuming the three-man posit is true, that is the most jealous nitpick I have ever seen.
hmmmm…..
vere is comment?
In answer to “who is in that picture”, that would be the Mexican Armed Forces. You can tell from the assault rifle they’re holding, the Xiuhcoatl.
Is that the mild, medium or fire one?
It’s neat that they use an Aztec name for their rifle, though. I wonder what it means.
Nahuatl for “turquoise serpent”)
How do you pronounce it? (I can’t consistently pronounce “Chipotle.”)
Wikipedia doesn’t have a pronounciation guide for the word.
The closest thing I can find it “She-uh-coat”. I hope that’s right.
Thank you! I’ve seen that pronunciation, and also “Shou-co-ot,” but was confused. Quetzalcoatl’s name is pronounced “keht-sahl-coh-atl,” but, evidently, the “L” is silent in “Xiuhcoatl.” I’m happy to see that you used the term “Nahuatl” instead of “Aztec.” I got schooled in that, back in Houston.
It’s an Aztec (turquoise) fire serpent.
Apparently it’s also a popular baby name : ) In 2007, XIUHCOATL was the 5431st most popular name on mybaby-name.com, and was in their top 8% for the year.
There seems to be an urge to return to native names. I assume the movement is a reaction against the Anglicization (or replacement altogether) of the old names, especially those ones the Spaniards, and now the U.S. English speakers, find difficult to pronounce.
OMG, I just found out. Xiuhcoatl is the name of the weapon wielded by this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huitzilopochtli
God of war, and patron God of what is now Mexico City. WIN.
These comments are scaring me back into my cave.
Gawd–#4 is so HAWT!! ; )
Blue Man Group’s new performance- Barrels.
those aernt the blue man group the blue man group is blue the maker of this is retarded
ozzy oz bourne better than them
the first guy has the shape of britain painted on his face. srly look!