Oh Lord, give me strength.
Oh Lord, give me strength. Amen.
(George Bush, Pope John Paul II)
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Prayer can come in mighty handy in some situations…
Never pray for patience. Then the lord will send you an unbearable horses ass to test you patience
You called?
Self deferential humor FTW!
Nice alternate caption!
thank ya
LOL!!!
And what about that poor unremembered fifth Beatle? what was his name?
Nobody knows. That’s why he is never remembered.
win
it’s obvious, he’s the REAL author of Revelation XD
Pete Best? He got to be the rock on which the church was built!
Pete Best was the original drummer, but was let go for Ringo after Sutcliffe died
Stuart Sutcliffe was leader and bassist of the 5-piece Beatles. He stopped in Hamburg and died suddenly of a stroke or something like that. Rather than add to the line up McCartney moved from rhythm to Bass, leaving Lennon and Harrison on rhythm.
He choked to death on his own vomit.
happens a lot, John Bonham of led zeppelin, Bon Scott of ACDC
Wasn’t that also hendrix?
And John Pepys (who had a bizzare gardening accident, Eric Childs, who choked on someone else’s vomit, and Peter “James” Bond, who spontainiously combusted.
Tap FTW
I haven’t watched that in a while. maybe time to dig it out again.
You can’t fingerprint vomit…
And our stonehenge is in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
LOL!!! THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!! “Nobody knew what they were doing….” XDDDDDDD I laughed until I cried when I saw that video, especially since I’m a fan of Celtic culture. XDDD
Mama Cass from the Mamas and the Papas also.
Mama Cass choked to death on a chicken sandwich
I thought he died of a brain aneurysm (?) or small but deeply hidden brain tumor.
it was a brain hemmorage/aneurysm
Nice try, but not quite. Stu had quit the band quite some time prior (he was only in it in the first place because they needed a bassist and he’d received some prize money for some artwork and could afford to buy one — he couldn’t even play and used to stand with his back to the audience to hide that fact). That’s when Paul moved to bass. Stuart died of a cerebral hemorrhage which may have been the result of being kicked in the head during a fight several years earlier. This was quite a while after he’d left the group and he was living in Hamburg with his girlfriend. Stu was never in any way, shape or form the “leader” of the Beatles; he was a good friend of John’s and John had been the one to force the issue of Stu joining the group even though, as mentioned, Stu couldn’t play a lick and was, in fact, an artist. Stu was very important to John but was merely a minor player in the overall Beatles’ story.
And George Harrison was lead guitar.
Some people say that Billy Preston was the fifth Beatle…
Oh hey! Talk about co-inky-dinks!! Clicka my link for a reference to this almost very conversation!!
and he DOES look like an albino Klingon (O-o)
Billy Preston I always confuse with Billy West of Ren and Stimpy fame…
I was close from memory
In “Sky Writing by Word of Mouth” John Lennon says the the Brain (Manager) is the fifth Beatle.
Roman?
Weren’t there a bunch of guys referred to as “the fifth Beatle”?
It was actually a band called the Fifth Beatle line up Pete Best, Stuart Sutcliffe, Billy Preston, and Neil Innes…
Innes went on the form The Ruttles with Eric Idle
pete best
george martin.
there were only 4 beatles!!!
Haha.
Love the Beatles
The great thing about that is that if you were to let two write books it would be Paul and John. Awesome.
The great thing about that is that if you were to let two write books it would be Paul and John. Awesome.
Complete LOL!!!
That’s the best one I’ve seen in forever.
Absolutely!
Now we need Obama LOL’s………
Obama IS the LOL.
We will probably get an Obama is great lol next… Or a scary photo of Biden.
All Biden photos are scary. He looks like a televangelist…
He does!! …and he wants to take our money too.
All politicians want to do that…
Yes, but Biden wants to give all our money to crack hos so they can get free abortions and subsidized crack. Then he wants to institute a public health care system where transsexuals get free sex change operations while you wait two months to see a doctor about your heart attack. Then he’s going to raise th minimum wage to $25/hour, and create a maximum wage of $50/hour. But, to be fair, the maximum wage will only apply to white people. Finally, any money left over will be split between Al-Queda, the Wiccans, and artists who want to use human excrement to depict baby Jesus. Sure, politicians all want to take your money, it’s what they DO with it…
So, less useful than bankers who sold the world snake oil and tried to screw each other so badly that they took the economy of the planet with them… or maybe funding wars that can never end since there is no ‘clear’ enemy, and on invading a sovereign country based on bald faced lies.
In bed… With Cheney’s shotgun, Rosey.
Poe’s Law succeed?
No, I think we all know, knowing Seth, that this was entirely mendacious. But, to an unknowing observer… no, still farcical.
FAIL
Actually, after seeing Pat’s comment below I retract my previous statement. Poe’s law strikes again. *sigh* But then again, I may be suffering from a secondary Poe’s law effect, Poe’s reply to Poe’s Law.
…….still googling for your sources.
Not seriously, I hope.
Wiccans get part of the leftovers?!? Thank Goddess I left Christianity years ago. Now where’s my free crack?
You’re trying to be funny, right? Or be ridiculous to start an argument? You can’t really believe that cr*p can you? Take off your tinfoil hat!
That was directed at Seth, not comment cop!
I knows. Still looking for my free crack though
uh…i think Seth’s comment was written in tone called… what is that word? Oh! I know. SARCASM!
Yeah, maybe he should have put a smiley at the end, but sadly, this isn’t that far off from what some of the zealots on the conservative side actually say!!
Poe’s law strikes again
Actually, knowing those conservative zealots, and being a recovered zealot myself, I know for a fact that they think far worse of him than that. Obama is the Anti-Christ, after all
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Interestingly, being a recovered zealot-turned-perspectiveist (my own little (big) word for someone who tries to look at things from everyone’s perspective), I now hold even greater hatred for liberal zealots than I used to. It’s just that my hatred for conservative zealots matches it. Just a little unwanted glimpse into my psyche, lol.
Don’t hate me cause I’m better. Hate me because your girlfriend (or boyfriend) thinks I’m hotter.
Jk on the above.
I will now shoot myself for being a troll
*ka-boom*
Banana – that’s why I started with “you’re trying to be funny, right?”
I agree with Minerva146 that the tone of Seth’s post was eerily similar to stuff you hear on right-wing radio. I listen to right-wing, left-wing, classic rock, classical, top 40, whatever. It’s the right-wing stuff that almost makes me drive off the road sometimes, it’s so far out there.
loves it!
Two pope lols on one day!
Ask and you shall receive.
WIN
meh…..
Are you crazy? This is one of the first actually funny ones in a long time! LAUGH!
I think the best part is that that really does seem to be what the Pope is thinking…
Ignoring for a moment the mildly humorous captions, what are the two guys doing lurking behind the chairs? They look like vultures.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the very least there should be a Pope George Ringo. After all, there were two John Pauls.
iawtc
My mom had to explain this one to me XD I’m such a loser. I should do more research on the Beatles
Oh, thanks for making some of us feel OLD.
Now, I DO need a hug.
one of the best ones I have ever seen…congrats to the author!
the powers that be
have no power over me
Nobody mentioned George Martin as the 5th Beatle!!!???!!!
He is the main man if you ask me. Billy Preston is also very, very cool, but he was only on Let it Be.
Hilarious!!!
LOL !
There is no god. Get over it.
Crap like this blows. Do you really think that any President is stupid? That a stupid person can get to the point that they run the more powerful country on Earth? If you really do, then you are the moron. Not him. Let me know how you feel when all the jokes start about Obama. Of course ‘black’ jokes aren’t allowed, that would be racist… yeah riiiiiight.
Yeah, ditto, Troy.
Just because the Pope was at death’s door when this pic was taken doesn’t make George Bush a bore.
We’ll see how Mr. Obama fares over the next few years. We should be thank our lucky stars now, because we may not be doing this well in four years.
Joe Biden could be sitting in that chair soon, and he speaks out loud!
Sorry, but George Bush IS stupid, if only for trying to justify things he did by claiming he “answered to a higher power”. Anyone who tries to use God as an excuse for their intolerance is a moron of the first water.
This is just as funny as soon to be Prez Obama introducing Hilary as “My good friend”…..