If you’re President and you know it…
If you’re President and you know it… raise your hand
(Barack Obama)
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His tie sort of looks like the American flag in the background.
His face sort of looks like the face in the background.
His wristwatch looks like the wristwatch in the background.
ugh is this site ever going to be funny again? I think I will just skip this section of the lol world for a while.
b.o.r.i.n.g.
This is funny but barely.
*yawn*
Bored with these already…
I still love me some Obama but you’re right.
Agreed. The caption fits the picture, I’ll give it that, but it doesn’t have the lol-factor.
Except for the fact that he’s, you know, NOT the President. President-elect is the proper honorific right now.
Also failure to read the other comments first!
Yeah, get over it already Pundit Kitcheneers.
Wow! Like Your candidate WON! I’m sure you’re all proud.
You don’t need to politic anymore. Let’s all sit back and see if he can do anything aside from herd the sheeple blindly around with promises.
If you plan to take all the credit, well then you can take all the blame later on.
Agh! Another not funny! Not even a ‘hmph’ one! *sigh* Where are the lampoons, the jabs, the barbs?
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Oh well. We get no funny from either side now, at least it’s even
See! Fair play is boring!
At least when we were getting bashed, we could fight back!
Now everybody is bored.
thats not a good thing !
Not to mention the japes, the jests, the guffaws, the frivolity, and the boffolas?
Yeah, not sure who voted for this. Not me.
Plus, I’ll take care of this now and get it out of the way:
Yes, we know he’s not president yet. He is the president-elect until Jan 20.
There.
Thanks, I was about to race that one in there.
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But he knows he’s got the job…
it was probably voted for before he actually won. and only by obama supporters. i go to an 85% black school, so i’m like one of 4 republicans there. all those “yes we can” shirts… oBobma the builder…?
The first time I saw that phrase on a bumper sticker I almost rear-ended the car.
It’s caused much innocent hilarity among my godchildren…
I have a 2 year old sister so we watch those shows all the time. I was in shock.
…zzzzzzzzzzz….I think we need a good Papal Lampooning soon…
Oh no, not another one of those “I’ll eat your babies” ones.
The RCC said that of the Jews for nearly 5 centuries… I think it’s funny when they accuse them of it now…
Actually, I would be interested to see a cited source.
I know the Roman Catholics didn’t always play nice (crusades, etc), but that one is new to me.
Here’s one. They’ve done a lot of crazy stuff.
Wow, thanks for the link.
Though I already knew they were crazy, I went to a catholic grade school…
So did I. Why do you think I haven’t been catholic for years!
I think fester may have been referring to the earliest days of the church though in the first 500 years. Back then they were in the business of conversion, and how better to buddy up to people than slandering somebody you both hate.
Back then they were in several markets: Forced conversion, wiping out the Desposyni, killing ‘heretics’, suppressing texts that implied that the crucifixion was Roman only… busy, busy… you should read Martin Luther on the subject of the Jews, and Calvin… some of their stuff makes the RCC seem like boy scouts.
Oh, and there were a goodly number of Catholics who believed the Protocols of Zion too. Being of Irish Catholic descent there’s still a fair sized group of my lot who in a pre-Vat II sense, remember the ‘reviled and unrepentant’ Jews around Easter…
And William of Norwich et seq were still in common currency in the 1700s
In the list you link to, it seems I was conservative in my estimates
1144 to 2007
That’s going some. Islam has taken over the mantle of the Christians in terms of blood libel…
“I was Catholic until I reached the Age of Reason.” – George Carlin
*SNORE*
If you’re the most likely president ever to be assassinated and you know it, raise your hand!
Also not funny.
Nope sure knows how to go from “meh” to TOTALLY not funny.
Just to save time for the SS, would you like to give us your full name and location?
Why? It’s the elephant in the room. During the campaign the SS was asked to provide him protection earlier than any candidate in history. They’ve already thwarted at least one plot to kill the guy, and he hasn’t even taken office yet. I was scared to death on election night watching him stand, basically in the wide-open, for half an hour. Thank Christ nothing happened, but there are some srsly f*cked up people out there, and I am not talking the tame, garden-variety Booth, Oswald or Hinckley types here. The SS is going to be working over-f*cking-time to watch out for this man for the next 4+ years (or more), like they’ve never had to before.
So while the broaching of the subject was slightly tactless, is there anyone else out there so not aware of the possibility, that they can’t stand to talk about it?
At least he didn’t sign his own death warrant by picking Hillary as his VEEP. Although, how many people have to die at one time for the Sec of State to take over? Cuz if I were them, I’d get me a food taster and someone to start my car for me every morning. You DO NOT screw with the Clintons and live.
Just ask Vince Foster…
The Clintons do seem to have an air of entitlement about them, regarding the White House, don’t they?
*holds fingers about an inch apart* Just a lil’ bit.
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I can only imagine the shennannigans that would have ensued had Bill become the First Man. Evil shennannigans.
hehe oh yeah. I quote Newsweek (URL in name):
“Obama was not inclined to choose Hillary, not so much because she had been his sometime bitter rival on the campaign trail, but because of her husband. “You don’t just get Hillary, you get Bill,” said a top Obama adviser. The Obamaites had benefited from Bill Clinton as a loose cannon in the primary campaign. They did not want to be wounded by him in the general election. Still, from time to time, as Hillary’s name came up in veep discussions, and Obama’s advisers gave all the reasons she should be kept off the ticket, Obama would stop and ask, “Are we sure?” He needed to be convinced one more time that the Clintons would do more harm than good.”
For the Secretary of State to become President, you would have to take out POTUS, VPOTUS, Speaker of the House and President pro tempore of the Senate. From there it goes down through the cabinet based on the year of the creation of the position. Click for the current list.
Oh, and I think that one safe guard against an assassination would be Biden. Can you imagine, President Biden? And Pelosi is not nearly popular enough to warrant taking out both of them.
Ain’t that the truth. That family is frightening.
quit hating. it was a lame attempt, but an atempt none the less. you gotta give “nope” props for trying. at least it’s true.
Wow. Just……wow.
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*walks away shaking head sadly*
I just want to go on record with this. In his first post election interview with CBS’s 60 Minutes, Obama showed his true socialist colors. But you would have only seen it if you watched the entire interview. What comment might I be talking about? The comment that he wants there to be a playoff season for college football. He wants to spread the trophies around people. Don’t you see? If every college football team gets a trophy, then how will we know which colleges and universities should have a Skull and Bones chapter? And from there, how will we be able to successfully pick a competent leader if every Tom, Dick, and Harry is allowed into such an awesome secret society?
Be afraid America. Be very afraid.
LOL
LOL and thank you for bringing some levity to this page.
Oh, just a different version of NCLB.. only in this case it’s No College Left Behind. What a novel idea!!
I’m suddenly thinking about my tiny progressive liberal-arts hippie college of <200 students somehow getting a trophy. It ain’t right, I tell you.
True, but I could see it happening!
Haha, my school doesn’t even have sports teams. We have intramural, but they aren’t even school sanctioned.
WE DEMAND TROPHIES!!!
*checks calendar* Oh, it’s January 20th already? No? Then no, Obama is not President. Fail.
Failure to read the comments before posting fail. I think you’re a repeat offender.
Thank you, Captain Obvious…
I just discovered that our president ELECT got an F in second grade gym class! Sentence him to Monster Island!
It’s okay, it’s just a name. Monster island is actually a peninsula.
He shall be banished to Bogeyland.
wow! you folks is crazy weird!!
how about that bad LSD trip of an Island H.R. Puffenstuff lived on?
Remember, kids: only take what you can handle and always know your dealer.
Why of course. It’s just a name, like the Death Zone, or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.
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Thsi one was just boring.
I’m going to read http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ for a while
CC you rock! I frakking love that site.
wow. i went there out of curiosity, and because i love garfield. it’s funnier than it sounds!!! (read about what it is in a comment somewhere down V there)
That site is proof that Jim Davis is a lot cooler than people imagine…
I’m a big fan of dysfunctional family circus. And the toothpaste for dinner network (Natalie Dee, married to the sea, superpoop.com and toothpaste for dinner on youtube). Just in case you needed more time wasters at work.
Thank you for the tip!!
Yawn. Golf Clap.
Duke
Wow. Lame.
bbboooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg!!!!!!!!!
Boring.
going to garfield minus garfield for some laughs.
Ok I’m seriously starting to hate my work server. this is the second time I’ve double posted today (sorry all). I guess this is what I get for working for a state run institution.
it’s because of the link. it takes a while to post with it. put it on the URL line next time and it will post right away.
It posted when I first submitted it then 20 min later …gone. Post the comment again and instantly back.
Something similare happened earlier and there was no link in the comment.
But thanks for the tip all the same.
Garfield minus Garfield? Is that the one where they take out all of Garfield’s lines, and it suddenly becomes a hilarious comic about a sad, lonely man talking to himself? If it’s the comic I’m thinking of, yeah, lots of funny there. Almost as funny as the DFC.
They don’t just remove his lines they completly remove the cat. It’s freaking hilarious. You really start to realize that Jon is emotionally disturbed and needs some help.
Hmm. This is … not funny.
Funny, I thought George Bush was president, and Obama was president elect. But I’m sure they verified it as true before posting it on the front page of this site, so it must be true.
All together now:
“Gee, he’s not even President yet”
Someone wanna count how often that got said?
(Whiners…)
it’s a rather silly annoying statement to be honest. I’m not saying we should all pretend he is making the decisions and running the country yet, but i don’t see calling him president as a cardinal sin.
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When you do something where there is a wait period between when you know you will do something, and when you do it do you differentiate? Like when you get a job that starts tues, do you wait until Tuesday to say “i’m employed”?
good point…I officially declare myself on vacation (even though I’m still at work.)
We get it. Obama is president, and that’s awesome.
But can this section please go back to being funny?
2006?
More like ” If you are a Muslim raise your hand “
Tired.
Here’s a bed…
*sigh* Frankly, at this point, it’s a non-issue, but you’re still a troll.
you’ve told me that before now…
Hey, if he’s proud of it now, good for him.
If you’re socialist and you know it raise your hand!
if you are a token and ya know it raise you hand – not my prez, never will be
What a joke this man is.