Here’s Joe…
Here’s Joe, Joe just got a BIG promotion
(Joe Biden)
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Getting-attention-from-others-without-saying-”frist!1″ FAIL.
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Oh AC, you been hittin’ the paint again?
hes been doing that in several threads and its really annoying
AC that’s enough! Do I have to get out my ruler and bash your knuckles?
EEEK!
Please don’t do the scary, laser eyes, where’s-your-tie, teacher thing!
Mercy!
I promise I’ll do the Donne essay. I’ll even do my physics homework….
The squiggly will hide!
Just put the ruler away….
*tucks ruler away* All right, I’ll let you off. This time. *attempts laser eyes for practice sake*
Good job!! Who knew your extreme mind-bending dominance would work through the intertubez? Keep those eyes warmed up, in case she comes back!
You have NO idea how well her mind bending dominance works…. NO idea..
Love ya Jane
*blinks* I have yet to feel it… Then again, I am a dom so maybe I’m immune.
He sure has a doofy smile about it though.
Yeah, but I’d still do him.
i second this.
At this point, I’d do the roadies.
Enzyte commercial parody WIN!
I just started seeing ol’ Bob’s commercials on TV again recently – EXCELLENT parody!
YAY!! Conservatives—Have at him!
Wow, no takers yet?
” I let Obama put it this far up my rear!”
That good enough ?
Way to be juvenile. Good Job.
I’m thinking megabob again. You?
I’m thinking MegaB*tch, you?
More like MegaParanoia…
Isn’t she the one who posts under Charlie Foxtrot and then claims it’s her dads computer ?
Who, GOM, Girl on Meth?
AS is refering to me, since Charlie is my dad and I have been known to post on his computer when mine is broken. If it wasn’t for the fact that AS seems to have to ability to string a coherent sentence together, I would suspect him of being megabob too, he has the same “tell” as all of bob’s personalities.
You can log off Charlie, then log on as yourself. That may prevent confusion in the future, yes? As for this girl, why not haz a valid? Even AC made a point, sort of.
First of all, I do sometimes borrow his computer (mine had several viruses and was being fixed) and if I’m using his name I say so. When I don’t say so, it’s him. Anyone with half a brain (of which you obviously are not so blessed) can see the difference in writing styles, grammer, word choice, and viewpoints between myself and my father, who started posting on here after I recommended he check out the site.
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Second point, aligning yourself with megabob and his many personalities is only going to make you lose any credibility you may have enjoyed on this site, if you had any to start with.
No one cares.
Correction.. you dont care. Us regulars care… but we DONT care
that you dont care…. In fact… wait what?
Seconded.
Are you trying to cover up for the fact that you posted under the wrong name on the previous point, or are you trying to lend legitimacy to your childish name calling by using two of your identities. I’m always so happy when you prove yourself to be the sad, miserable excuse for humanity that you are bob. I guess getting blocked for a time didn’t make you grow a pair. Shame.
Feed trolls much?
Yea, but it’s getting ridiculous around here lately.
Leave Jane alone you monster!! What’s wrong with you?! Jane is the nicest person on here. What is this place coming to?
Take a sedative. The internet is too scary for you.
Sounds like a plan.
Dee Dee Dee here is just trying to piss off you and Jane. I don’t know why. Members of the Logic League are formidable and scary foes
@Tim, lay off. Go away. Come back when your cajones drop and your voice changes.
Also seconded. Sorry I don’t have much better to add, it’s an angry monday.
Probably because many viewers in the studio audience, saw it for what it is — a reference to Enzyte commercials (and a funny one too)?
Agreed, I like this one.
If a Conservative doesn’t start typing on this one soon, I’m taking away *all* of their conservo-cred. I have eaten my weight in cheez to go with all the whine I’ve endured from that buncha yuks. Now that their dearest wishes have come true, what do we get out of them?
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Conservatives: *honk-shew, honk-shew*
Put’s on flame proof gear. Ok, here goes nothing!
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Despite his BIG promotion, don’t shake his hand. He’ll steal your integrity given half the chance.
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Done.. removes flame proof gear..
You get some cred back eddie, because you were pretty much the only one to make any comments!!! LOL. Even with a golden opportunity they’d still rather whine on the “liberal” ones that they don’t have any LOLs of their own.
LOL!! Give it time, the days not done yet..
This does not qualify as a non-lib or conservative lol to me… It’s actually pretty celebratory over the recent Democrat victory like all the others have been recently. So, how’s that fairness doctrine going to work? Who’s going to decide, me or you?
Way to take one for the team eddie!
I’m glad to see the right has a defender of Patriotism and the American Way! (We Libbies retain Truth, Freedom and PIE, of course.)
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Congratulations, oh noble Moses of the Right. I hereby proclaim your peeps let go!
No, not the pie! I say pie for all! Oh wait, I did get my pie, but damn the crow is a bit gamey..
No…I don’t think you’re right, Eddie. *flips through pages in large tome on pedestal* Yep, we get the PIE. You had your PIE, and you ate it, too. Our grandchildren have to go to China as endentured servants to work off the national debt. They don’t get PIE until they get back here. *turns page* Oh, yeah…I almost forgot. It says right here that I get your red stapler, so cough it up!
I for one, welcome the freedom to true pie from our new competent overlords.
Delayed-Reaction LOL crow eating. (Just now got that.) *whines:* We didn’t get to eat our crow in a pie. All we got was a side of hat.
At least it was asshat like we got!
Sorry, I meant *wasn’t*.. sheesh
It’s a little known fact: “Eddie” actually derives from an ancient Sanskrit word meaning “Helluvaguy”!
Thanks for that, PM!
An even lesser known fact is that Bush, whose Sanskrit is a little rusty, thought heckuvajob translated to “Brownie”.
“Are you asking about my voting record or my IQ?”
“And as your Vice President, I promise to give every man an attention span this long.”
Yeah, I liked him better when he was Bob Uecker.
Enzyte. You can get a BIIG promotion, too.
Thank God! Someone actually caught the “Smilin’ Bob” / Enzyte reference on this.
I lol’d a little. Silly Joe hehe…
I *love* those commercials, in spite of how incredibly stupid the product is. Maybe GM, Ford and Chrysler should hire that ad agency.
He does have that grin…..
I kinda like these commercials too. My only problem with them is that “Bob” is actually the AntiBob (no pipe). Those who know the subgenius should get the reference.
It’s a scam.
That is not a flattering picture by any means.
Not as big of a promotion as he wanted though.
Awesome!
lol
He either had lunch at Subway or he’s giving us TMI about Barack!
He could be showing us the number of times he’s had an original thought that wasn’t plagiarized.
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You asked for it rhorho!
Ahhhh. It feels like the first day of spring! *hops around like kitten in tall grass*
*snort* Michelle’s been bragging…
Lol, I like that better than the actual caption.
Did he also save 15% on his car insurance at Geico??
and he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, too…
Gingham shirt and what looks to be a red vest? Where the hell is he, a square dance?
Alamand left and doe-see-doe, grab your partner and throw ‘em to the floor..
Oh how I wish the vest were blue. Then it would have resembled a blue smock, and I could have made a Wal-Mart greeter joke.
Target maybe?
Target doesn’t rock vests, they also lack People Greeters… Actually, Wal-Mart’s phasing out the blue vests, too, so there goes another joke.
They’re rocking blue and khaki, like Target rocks the red and khaki.
sooo….what, now Target’s for the Republicans and Wal*Mart’s for the Dems? *sigh* Why can’t we all just shop at KMart?
Not exactly for the dems at walmart or they’d treat their workers better
Yeah, despite the colors I think that one should be reversed. Target for Dems, Walmart for Repubs. Meijer for Independents?
No, if you guys get the pie, we get Target..
it’s ok, I don’t want either. They gave anti-union propaganda to their employees too. (Although it is still usually nicer to shop there than at walmart) We could maybe negotiate you some pie if we can also all have cake, ice cream, and brownies.
Good Lord, you want it all!
Well, when we’re having dessert, it might as well be pot luck, or cookie exchange…
Cookies.. I’ve seen some of the stuff you guys throw in the pot!
Uh, Eddie…There is still the matter of your red stapler. C’mon, now: Give it here.
uh, er.. some damn Librul stole it.. yeah, that’s it, it was stolen. I think it’s because it was a nice shiny object. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
We’d believe you eddie if we hadn’t caught you before all glassy-eyed over that sequined jumpsuit. You know how you get around shiny things.
Be that as it may (and you have NERVE bringing up ‘The Sequined Jumpsuit Incident – I did give a valid reason!) the shiny red stapler is gone.. *poof*.. gone with the wind..
Fine! We’ll just have to bill it to China then.
Cool! Your man Joe B. will be all over that one..
*taps toes on wet concrete*
*faint water drips in background*
*loud shriek of unrolling duct tape, echoing*
Eddie? Stapler???
but.. but.. I-I-I need the stapler.. it’s part of my Logic League gear!
If you give back the stapler, we might let you have the jumpsuit back, throw in some shiny gold boots and maybe wonder woman’s lasso.
Hush, JellyBean!
Is Jellybeans back? She’s not me!
*has the stapler and wanders off in the confusion*
As long as you don’t take the jumpsuit. Then eddie will get really MAD.
More like John Deere…
Those are suspenders! He was between jobs…duh! Luckily, he was able to get that job bussing tables at Rancher Bill’s Chicken Saloon.
“Howdy, Pardner! Welcome to Rancher Bill’s! Kin I take yer order?”
Yay-us! Ahd laik tha bloo playte speshul, pleeeze.
Haters to the left! Joey’s allllll miiiiiiine *tackles him*
Okay, but shouldn’t these *haters* go to the *right?*
Hey, wait!! We Libbies have forgotten how to do this, but I looked in archives. I may not do this well (from lack of practice), but here goes, the former Right-Wing Troll obligatory post:
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That’s not funny!
No, actually I like it for many reasons.
Rush said you would say that, Pinko!
haha, I’m a crotchwaffle dude.
*snort* haven’t heard that one for awhile..
It needs to come back, people need ot know the difference between Douchebags and Crotchwaffles.
No disagreement there! Can we have wankstain too? I like that one too..
No disagreement there!
No, you’re a dooshburp!
Wouldn’t he be the opposite of “pinko”??
Rush told me that TC (the Pinko) would say that. Sound better? I’m the requisite right-wing troll, as in.
Sorry, I’ve had a long day defending progressive talk radio.
Yes you have, and you have fought the good fight!
Enzyte: The commercial you take after Crest Whitening Strips turns you away.
Is it just me, or have these political lols lately lost .. umm.. their lolness?
The elections over, who are you going to make fun of?
Everyone? No, sorry, not even boats parked on cars are acceptable because someone might be upset?
It’s almost like the ACLU has taken over!
That post was different. I left that one alone after a few minutes.
Relax, I was kidding. if anyone has the right to be offended by destruction by natural disasters, etc, it’s me. I told a true story about losing everything we had in a house fire. Max or someone else had been through a tragedy too. We could laugh at it. People need to lighten up.
LOL–You don’t know me, but telling me to relax is redundant, cubed.
It just felt weird on that string. If I were truly that upset over a personal tragedy, I would turn off my computer, and walk away. Nobody said he had to defend that LOL against comedy, right? Anyway, there are other LOLs, so no bigs, as far as I go.
You’d have to have seen an Enzyte ad to get the LOL — in that context, it is pretty LOL, really.
Actually, just Google “Smiling Bob” for matching pics (in fact, this could have been in Totally Looks Like).
I have never heard of this guy, when I googled “smiling bob” google autofilled these possible searches for me:
enzyte
commercials
song
lawsuit
wife
prison
arrested
Lol! Kind of tells the whole story right there.
FYI, the “Smiling Bob” bears a striking resemblance (minus the pipe) to J.R. Bob Dobbs. Some think he is the AntiBob. Sorry for the echo.
Must be a lot of good games on TV today.
Echo! *echo!*
Vice president … for when you just arent likable enough to be president
I guess that’s Joe Biden’s contribution to the transition: be as creepy as possible in roughly three months so that it’s not such a big shock for us.
Is there anyway we can get Obama to stop smoking? We need him reeeeeeal healthy for at least 4 years…
Maybe start an internet petition? I’m sure that will work.
He’s chewing the nicorette gum, and having a few slip-ups. I have slip-ups, and am not under .01% of his stress!
Ok, but we need to keep after him, because if anything happens to him, well you know what we will get for a president ^. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I’m not sure what the caption refers to, but it makes me think of those 1950s commercials with two guys in suits and hats:
Bill: What’s the matter, Joe?
Joe: Aw, these cigarettes taste like crap.
Bill: Here, try one of mine.
Joe [lights up]: Smooth taste!
One week later…
Bill: How are you, Joe?
Joe: Great!! And I got that promotion! Thanks to cigarettes!
it’s referring to medication, Enzyte, which i guess improves a man’s libido.
Thanks for the info. I’ve probably seen the actual commercial, but since I usually mute them, I wouldn’t have caught the dialogue.
Smiling Bob w1n!
I just realized, I haven’t heard a Smiling Bob ad in ages — I guess Berkeley Pharm finally either got shut down or went out of biz…
Yup, apparently so — Cincinnati Enquirer article from Aug 27 2008, apparently the founder got 25 years for various types of fraud and money laundering…
Hmmmmm, I wonder if his fraud had anything to do with his “natural male enhancement” pills?
Nah, you can sell anything you want that says it will do anything you want to say it will do — the product is not FDA-regulated.
No, he had been running this credit-card charging scam for a long time — the one where you set up someone’s card on some sort of automatic recurring billing (even if they cancel) and then pretend that the next N times the charge happens, they can’t understand why and promise to fix it, and so on (and this is the least of his transgressions). Look up that Cincinnati Enquirer article for the gory details.
Nah, you can sell anything you want that says it will do anything you want to say it will do — the product is not FDA-regulated.
No, he had been running this credit-card charging scam for a long time — the one where you set up someone’s card on some sort of automatic recurring billing (even if they cancel) and then pretend that the next N times the charge happens, they can’t understand why and promise to fix it, and so on (and this is the least of his transgressions). Look up that Cincinnati Enquirer article for the gory details.
I hate to say it, but Biden reminds me of what you would get if your crossed Bush with Cheney.. someone who’s goofy AND creepy at the same time!
Ouch, I see it.
The strong resemblance of this caption to an Enzyte ad has forced my over-active imagination to picture Joe Biden’s penis… I’m gonna go puke now
Simply not possible.
If nothing else, at least we’ll get to see once in a while that Biden actually exists…
Simply Dan Quayle.
This is awesome. Those whistling penis enlargement commercials kill me.
Five
Five dollar
Five dollar foot long!
Oh man, not another one!
Sorry. It was just the first thing that came to mind. Damn those stupid commercials!
Brilliant. I love when someone can take a political pic and make a non-political joke out of it…and then people still get into a political argument in the comments.
It is beyond fantastical that this country could have voted this clown and the other one in…..