YES, I HAVE A HEART
YES, I HAVE A HEART
…Normally, I just keep it in the fridge.
(Vladimir Putin)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Astaroth
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Figured he would keep it in a lockbox somewhere
With guards, possibly Icthyoid or Crustacean based humanoids.
Lovecraftian WIN!
Hook Horrors?
Putin= Davy Jones?
o_O
I do love how I got to reference two different storylines.
Minerva, that would be insectoid.
*blush* oops. LOL, I figured since we were throwing exoskeletons around…
Plus, they also would make good door guards. You’d just have to make sure they were well fed before you went through the door yourself.
Indeed and they can’t make off with your loot, they lack hands.
True. And the beaks is just for noms.
I’m in yer reality, makin’ u insane.
Ever see lolthulhu.com?
Not yet but soon!!!
i adore that site
That & loltheist. They both crack me up.
Anybody know the context of this photo?
Or am I already supposed to know? Usually the Punditfrenz ask, if the photo’s not already famous.
I finally figured out what’s going on. This was taken on Valentine’s day. Somebody put the heart on his desk as a joke. They had apparently been joking all day long. It’s during a question and answer session. *love Vlad*
It withers in daylight…
He doesn’t really seem the type to buy heart shaped post-its.
Square ones, maybe…
I bet he dots his Is with smiley faces…
That made my face smiley….
Fester, you have a marvelous ability to cause my beverages to imitate fountains.
Ha-Ha, very funny. Too bad about your court martial…Komrade!
A thousand years!
I’ll send you some candy hearts. To pass the time, you can make them into sentences. [Oops--perhaps I shouldn't have used that word...]
I thought his heart would be three sizes too small. . . . . . . .
Calling him the grinch would be a compliment, at least the grinch had a higher possibility of redeeming himself. I’m not going to say that putin can’t but this guy doesn’t look like he’d be sorry anything he has done.
So what has he done, what condi or bush didnt do?!
I imagine someone else bought them, and Putin is disgusted. “What is this? Does this look like something that will intimidate people? Who hired you? Get out.”
Either that, or they were trying to intimidate him by way of something that speaks of kindness, love, and a sense of humour.
What we’re seeing here is the last moments of the fated employee who purchased the heart shaped post it notes. Moments later he had the man executed for stupidity. I can see him saying ‘are you f*cking kidding me?’
LOL! “Komrade Dudinsky, theece ees vie u die.”
Vlad choo-choo-chooses YOU!
Simpsons FTW!
’shopped? Replaced still-beating kitten heart with paper one?
Hmmm… u bin reincarnated, I sees. Having dreams about St. Peter?
*hugs pdq* Thx 4 askin. Pete & I had a falling out. I’m converting to Catholicism, so I can crank-pray him.
CRANK-PRAY??!! You are full of teh win todays! ROFL!
The joke’s on pee-dee-kYOU: You larfed, so you needz therapees 2! Srsly, click my name for a funny photo. Tee hee!
OH GOD MY EYES!!!! AND MY NOSE!!! The eyeballs, they are getting much washings lately; the nose, it has been cleansed several times daily with various beverages which for some reason I can NEVER remember to NOT DRINK while I’m at this site… awareness FAIL!!
Good–my diabolical plan to get you back for the two coffee spews was a great success! *SIGH* Vladdy is SOOOO misunderstood!
I’m beginning to suspect that no one here can see Vlady’s sweet side. What does it take to convince you people???
They just don’t want to admit their sad- see, they all sent him Valentines, but Sarah Palin’s was the best and that’s why he keeps it with him.
She cheated! Is it any accident that hers was the only Vodka-scented one he got?
That Sarah Palin ruins everything! You would think she would stay at home with hot hubby, and free up that 5′5″ love mo-sheen for the rest of us to fight over.
‘Hot hubby’, feh. If he did nothing for me before, he does even less for me now, you betcha! I just heard the interview Matt Lauer did with Palin… ‘hockey dad’ should NOT open his mouf. I was wondering why that awful woman was back on my TV again.
God oh god ohgodohgodohgod PLEASE let this endless round of interviews NOT be the start of the next prexy campaign… 21 months almost killed me, 4 YEARS of this nonsense will… do something even worse, I’m not sure what.
*applies warm cloth to pdq’s forehead* Ya betcha back atcha, but compared to Putin (outside of drag, natch), Todd would seem like a good option, right? I defer to your assessment. (I missed the interview for digestive health reasons.) Still, I figure Taaad’s got to be a tough guy. He finished a race with a broken arm, yes, but that’s nothing compared to enduring that grating accent on a daily basis! X( Of course, power is a great aphrodesiac (sp?), so Putin would appeal to any BDSM fantasies rattling around in Sarah’s otherwise empty head. I hear you on the ohgodohgod… stuff. She’s meeting with Republican governors in Miami, then ohpleezeohpleezeohpleeze jetting off into the obscurity the tundra provides.
Taint the tough thing wif Toddles, it’s the talk thing.. he sounds like a doofus. It was the first time I heard him speak, so mebbe you already knows what he sounds like…
He’s only 5′5″? I thought he was a lil bit taller! Oh well, I’m still taller- either
way. I think it might be fun to give him a kiss, I’d totally dominate him, but I’d
be polite and give him a “Danka!” after I was done! Hehe, he speaks German very well.
Of course, you realize… This is my ticket to invade Sarah’s “airspace.”
“Mailman, pliz to deliver walentine to the Meeseez Palin. Tell her iz from Kissy-Poo. She vill know.”
[resumes doodling "Vlad & Sarah" on desk blotter]
*sigh*
Vlad & Sarah 4 evar!
Gee, this one gets filed in my Putin/Palin love affair file.