WIFE SWAPPING
WIFE SWAPPING
Ew.
(John McCain, Sarah Palin, Cindy McCain, Todd Palin)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Eric-in-STL
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WIFE SWAPPING
Ew.
(John McCain, Sarah Palin, Cindy McCain, Todd Palin)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: Eric-in-STL
I don’t know, seems like McCain would get the better end of that deal.
Or Cindy–depends on your perspective, I s’pose.
Cindy, definitely Cindy…
ya, the one thig i’ll miss from this election cycle is random shots of Mr. Palin looking hot, stoic, and manly…
and i’m totally not kidding, which kinda scares me….
I don’t think there were enough shots of him!
Too many of her… I know, I know he wasn’t nominated.
agreed
Yes… Id take Cindy over Palin hands down. Cindy, Smart, cunning, strong, intelligent, a GREAT driver
, super smart… did I mention she’s smart?
What can I say… I like the older women who could trick me into bed
Definitely Cindy because she’s LOADED.
and can suck a kitten though six feet of hose. AND stacked
what’s no to love?
Either way, this was a dumb ass caption.
I liked the one about “swing” state better, but the brevity of “Ew” is fun.
I still gave it a 5, but I’m a pushover.
*push*
Huh. Fell over.
*kerplunkthump*
Damn kids! Hey, are ya gonna help me up, or am I going to be in a stupid commercial???
You think that woman really WAS pushed????? What else is TV not telling us? I demand an investigation!!!!!
Hey, it was easier than paying her scale. Notice they didn’t help her up during the course of the commercial? Her skeletal remains are there to this day!
Im contacting Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries immediately!
or Geraldo…Yeah! *whispers* Tharz a conspiracy afoot!
Sorry, Max, You’re 5 years too late! He died in 2003.
Death didnt stop Tupac or Kurt Kobain!
Cobain only put out two posthumous songs (”Aneurysm” and “You Know You’re Right”). Bradley Nowell of Sublime put out three or four albums.
Lib’rul conspiracy?
FIRST !
Phail
They’re just living up to their name.
Wow……did not expect that from you Jane.
Well, I’m not the one with “pussy” as my name, nor am I a first troller. I suppose I might have been a tad harsh though. I had a VERY bad week at work. *sigh*
OMG! ok, since post-election euphoria weds, i’ve had a crap week too. then yesterday morning i found the website my name links to.
ATTENTION ALL PK’ERS:
If you’re a mom, or a dad. A photography nut or a cute dog nut. A husband, or a wife. Check out dooce (pronounced “Deuce”). Heather Armstrong is freakin hilarious, and her account of raising her daughter, her adorable husband, her awesome dogs, and oddly surviving fish is great. She will *occaisionally* get political, and she is definately a liberal, but because her family are hardcore Mormons, she tries to keep it toned down so they wont boycott her site, so if you don’t agree with politics posts (i’ve read to September and have really only found like 3 so far anyways) skip them and read the other ones. My favorite entries are the monthly newsletters she writes to her daughter. I’ve been laughing myself to tears all day at work today going through back entries. Her daily photograph section is great, she’s got quite and eye, and her Daily Chuck section is funny pictures of her dog(s) Chuck and Coco. The fact that she’s trained them so well to get some these shots makes me totally jealous. I know this sounds like a plug, but seriously, I kept thinking of you guys, especially the ones with kids, while reading her stuff. It’s also why I’ve been pretty absent the past few days…this site just sucked me in.
I’m sort of avoiding the house cleaning, but I can’t put it off anymore. After I’m done with that I’ll check it out. What I love about PK is that I find out about a lot of stuff I didn’t know before!
yeah! i’m always finding random stuff on PK or other blog sites. i forgot how i found this dooce, i think it was a link off of passive-aggressivenotes.com or cakewrecks.com…not sure which.
I’m thinking of hiring a maid so I can spend more time on the internet!
Damn I’m lazy…
i live in a studio apt with a straight guy, who calls me a “straight guy interested in penises”. this means we are both sloppy, lazy, nicotine-feinds and though i’m 23 and he’s 28 we treat the 10 sqt feet we pay to much for like a dorm room.
who needs maids? when visitors like his gf, our friends, or the random guy i actually might be dating at the time show up unannounced we blame the dishes on the cat’s lack of iniative.
before kills me – *too much
If only I could put my army of cats to work! They take after me
I end up cleaning up after their little a$$es. I am over my limit with them now, I rescue and find homes for them but the available homes are drying up. “straight guy interested in penises” – Lol! Is that because you don’t fit the neat nik stereo type?
Crazy Old Cat Lady in the Making? LOL–me, too!
I guess so, six indoor and one outdoor, two dogs too! Dammit. I’m too picky about who they go to, so I’m out of the rescue business for now. Don’t have the stomach for it.
Wow–That’s a LOT of responsibility. The lady across the street from me is a “collector,” and I’m a cat lover. I’ve wound up neuter-releasing two of her cats, but most of them won’t come near enough, and I don’t have the guts to trap them. I just lost my younger (13yo) inside cat, then adopted two cats, a mother and daughter. Now, another mother with three kittens has adopted me, but the kittens are going away this week! The new mother cat will probably have to be trapped. Geesh–It gets complicated quickly, doesn’t it?
Oh yea, I brought back a lot of them from Mexico. It is just never ending down there and so sad. The three I would like to rehome I have because of my ex. I told him to get his cat fixed and he never did and so I went and got the kittens and mama – got them fixed, took back the mama and started looking for new homes for the kittens. I just never felt comfortable with the people that came and looked at them, and then I got attached. I’m kicking myself now.
Oh, gosh–I hear ya! It’s hard to part with those cuties! I gave two kittens to a lady who has a nice spread in the country. Evidently, they were eaten by a raptor. Now the lady wants to try again, saying that she can take them in at night. That works for owls, but not hawks. Thinking of those little kittens getting eaten totally broke my heart! I had just lost my own cat when I heard the news about them. Too much to take!
Ouch! That would kill me, I always get so attached. It’s hard to find the right people…
So true!
you know the concept of anti-Christ? not Anti-Christ as in the end times myth, but the existence of anti-Christ in day to day affairs or common people? Apply the concept to gayness, i am an anti-gay homo.
Lol! You are a unique man! What ever happened with your sweetie in the military? Did he ever get to come home?
yes, he did, but we quit being sweeties before hand.
i think “unique man” is the best frakking comment i’ve ever gotten! much love for you i have
it’s far better then “bad fag” which was what a “typical” gay guy called me in college. that was actually the name i almost chose here on PK, but i wasn’t sure if you’d guys would go for it cause i hadn’t posted before, so i picked the my current name for you to get to now me with. i’ve used “bad fag” with pride ever since (the guy meant it to insult me), maybe one day on here i’ll make the change
An anti-gay homo? Funny. In college I was called “the heterosexual fag”.
Jane, where’s your fighting spirit??? Of COURSE you can put off house cleaning–take it from me!
Can’t, I have allergies and a dog with a LOT of hair. Much as I’d like to be lazy my asthma won’t let me.
Just vaccuum dog
or Nair?
No! I love my fluffy puppy!
What kind of puppy is he/she?
Well, he actually hasn’t been a puppy for a long time! He’s a Golden Retriever/Chow mix.
Wow–I’m trying to visualize that mix…
Big and really fluffy and probably a blue tongue. Probably cute as anything, too.
Not the weirdest mix I’ve seen, though. That had to be the Bassador, a Basset Hound/Chocolate Lab mix.
Google to the rescue! AWWWWWW!! Wow–That’s not the first dog an asthmatic person would think to get, is it?
I describe him as having a Golden body and temperment on short little Chow legs. He does have a spotted tongue and his tail curls up. Yeah… he just turned 9 this month and I hadn’t developed my asthma until about a year or two after I got him. I guess that women tend to go through hormonal changes so often that they can lose or gain allergies at many times in their life, one of which being early adulthood. Dogs don’t really bother me too much, and I’m used to Seamus, cats are a killer for me, I can’t really even be in a house with one for too long.
They look really cute in the photos I saw. I’ll bet the temperament is great with them–loyal/protective (Chow) and goofy/playful (GR). Is that right?
Oh my God, he’d have a seizure for sure! I’m not opening THAT can of worms!
Jane I hear ya, I’ve had a rough week as well. Don’t worry I was just surprise, wasn’t calling you out on anything. And i’m sure it’s frustrating to see people with that name act as if they can have input.
A couple of lol’s back we got into a convo about schools today. I talked a little bit about the kids I teach, which would explain a little of my frustration.
Haha
I laughed see? This one was good.
Team O’Biden >>> Team McFailin
The Obamas & Bidens are hella cute when they hug each other like this.
I have nothing to add to the caption. BUT! Since I’m really, righteously bored, I have a question for all of you:
Out of the following hypothetical (and pretty damn impossible) tickets, for which ticket would you have voted? Don’t be shy!
Obama/Biden
Biden/Obama
McCain/Palin
Palin/McCain
Obama/Palin
Obama/McCain
McCain/Biden
McCain/Obama
Biden/McCain
Biden/Palin
Palin/Obama
Palin/Biden
Discuss!
Obama/Palin…simply for the slug-fest
Hilliary/Palin for the even bigger slug fest/mud fight.
Oooo–What about Palin/Clinton? Then we could do a “who dies first, Amy Winehouse or Sarah Palin” contest.
I would have to vote for Clinton/Palin, so that the country wouldn’t go into the crapper
LOL–Truly so. The country is not worth a cat-fight. Too bad the candidates can’t all participate in a reality TV show. Then voters could just pick them off, one by one.
Rahm Emanuel for president
He’d be the only one left standing!
Too good! Isn’t it amazing that he is so widely unknown, considering what an influence he has been? I read a lot, and may have heard his name mentioned once or twice, but it seems like he just popped up like toast!
this is the only reality show i would ever watch. what kind of challenges would they face every week? peace negotiations? economic issues? or more small scale physical challenges? like make them clean the white house for a week while the staff kicks back in the rose garden w/ lawn chairs and margaritas?
or shoot them with sodium pentathol and ask them about their most embarrassing moments?
I don’t know, but could Rahm be naked? That’s my only demand.
Can he be nuzzling my ear and whispering sweet nothings? Wait, what were we talking about?
LOL, yes. But I’ll need him back relatively unscathed.
Also, click my name. I promise it’s pretty hysterical.
Hmmmm, define unscathed.
I can just imagine Obama trying to pick a SoS…
“We need someone who can get Reid to play ball and can get
Pelosi in line..”
And like the green suited weasel(not saying Rahm is a weasel)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Rahm shows up, “I’ll handle dees
wan!”
Considering how scary his teeth are, that was pretty damn funny. I love the slo-mo of his blinding smile!! LOLOL!!
Since Palin wasn’t elected does that mean we have to wait until 2012 for the chance of Piper getting a pet dinosaur in the white house?
No, McCain’s too old to run again.
FTW!!!!!! I spit Dr. Pepper all over the screen!
I’m so exhausted from the election I can’t even think anything to say, but – anything without Biden would be good. (I know you love him, I’m sorry!)
That’s okay sweetie! More for me!
Yeah, Guinny Ya pick the ugly ones, and they won’t stray!
…are you calling Bidey ugly?
Granted, he’s not a young fellow, but he’s a tiger in the sack…
Sorry–Just had a momentary lapse of good taste.
Oh, AND:
Click my name. It’s hysterical.
ROFL!!! I just LOVE Bidey’s smile!
YOU’VE SEEN IT! EEEEEH!
Isn’t it awesome?
Teeth you can believe in. *snickers*
Have you seen Obama’s latest idea for clean energy? Click my link, LOL!
I think Democratic men are just sexier. Maybe because they aren’t head cases….
SANITY is SEXY!!
And also, badassness is sexy
I’ll vote for badassness! gimmee-gimmee!
LMAO–Yes, it’s better than fantasizing about someone capable of killing you in your sleep. Having said that, I’m sure someone would go for that, too!
LOL–better than having a fantasy about someone capable of killing you in your sleep, yes?
Sorry! This website is totally playing up on me!
McCain-Biden. I really would’ve honestly liked that.
But if Palin were to run with the female McCain, quite honestly I’d have to vote for them because I have a tiny crush on Cindy.
Alright, not really ‘tiny’, as I did save some pictures of her on occasion for her pure adorability.
I don’t like Cindy at all, but I’m glad someone does. Everybody should be loved.
Obama/ palin wait you meant Sarah Palin? I thought you meant Michael..never mind.
Michael Palin – REAL foreign relations and diplomacy experience…
Hah! Now yer talkin’… although I’d rather see Cleese handle foreign affairs… and Idle in Treasury…
Graham Chapman ambassador to the nether realms.
That works on a number of levels. Are you sure you’re colonial?
I just had a mental picture of John Cleese doing something Parrot-Sketch’like with Ahmedinajad involving… well, who cares? Actually, Ahmedinajad could replace Andrew Sachs in Fawlty Towers re-shoots…
Hehehe. Yep, colonial, but with old-world flashbacks and sometimes zaniness.
seriously, obama mcCain. I think the alternate veiwpoint would do Obama good and he’d have the extra experience on his side, but still the openmindedness to a post millenium world.
no serious
Ron paul/Palin
Boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are scantily clad skeletons with implants over on Celebs
We need a new thread; this one is getting full.
Aw, geez, Sarah must have stepped on a duck!
random post to check my phone’s internet
Worked OK!! Stupid work firewalls!
Youhide dot com works pretty well as a cookie friendly proxy
Dear god, my eyes.
I thought that was Oedipus’ line….
I lol’d.
Right…you’d never see anyone wanting to swap with B.O. (Obama) or his wife. Ewww…ugly…
We are about to see the ugliest first family EVER. That is, if B.O. makes it to January.