There’s no toilet paper in this one
There’s no toilet paper in this one
(Sarah Palin)
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We ladies have all been there, eh?
I thought Clinton had a penis……
LOL! I said “Ladies.”
But Palin isn’t man or woman. She’s Palin.
It’s palin
Oh Jeez…..
Totally uncalled-for. Hilary might walk like that, but… what a horrible thing to say!
HAHAHAHA!!
Yes, we have.
A+ on this caption!
Sarah doesn’t need TP… isn’t that why God created leaves.
I figured she’d use ballots…
…and Obama won /anyway/.
Perhaps a dove comes down to take it all away
Yes, more than once. Especially university toilets are big on the “no TP” thing
I heard that every state in the US posted record voting numbers, EXCEPT ALASKA, which counted 14% fewer ballots than in 2004. I wonder what’s up with that.
Would YOU be willing to admit she was from YOUR state? If your stat is true, it seems like Alaskans were saying “Sorry, our bad.”
It scares me that she might head back to DC as a Sen…somewhere in that twisted, little mind of hers, she really thinks she can make a run at the Presidency…
She’s going to have to spend the next 4 years just studying Geography! How can she possibly be an effective leader?! I don’t think the whole “floksy” movement will play out in America anymore…Ross Perot at least had some substance to his “folkiness”…
George W is from my state, so I get your point. Too well. I read/heard somewhere that Alaska law calls for an election to replace a Senator who leaves during his/her term. Sarah would have to run for Stevens’ place: The mind wobbles.
Yeah, I’m where you are, is G. W. coming back here? Ouch.
If Alaska voted in a felon I won’t be surprised if they send her down for the Senate but maybe if they make her drive instead of fly she won’t be able to find Washington D.C.
Or they could just put a towel over her cage.
Lol…ask her what state D.C. is in…
You dork! D.C. is a continent.
possibly the point!
And yet they re-elected Ted Stevens? wtf?
Maybe, maybe not. That’s why the concern over all the missing votes. There is indeed something fishy going on.
The missing votes would explain why Alaska is the only state with fewer votes, too.
I thinkthe caption fits perfectly, considering that she’s hunkering a little, the same way you would in such a situation. The captioner did a good job!
That’s what I did with my ballot
Yeah, me too. Lemmetellsya: Those touch screens are NOT soft! *rubs behind*
Oh, bloody hellfire – That was seriously funny. It’s midnight, I just L’dOL enough to wake three children, a wife and possibly the next-door neighbors. Take me a week to find my false teeth, you!
I’m sorry for your injuries and losses. If it’s any consolation, I’m still wiping coffee off my screen from Jane’s witticisms. Comedy is messy and painful!
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*Checks bottom of purse for dentures*
Oh my god, I would so love to nail her in a voting booth.
Hmm, this might be the birth of a new porn fetish…
Uh, actually, that happened a LONG time ago.
http://cleansheets.com/exotica/storey_10.29.08.shtml
Or wait, are you talking about the voting booth?
That is totally gonna give me nightmares. o.o Damn Rule 34!
Rule 34. Everyone is subject to it.
Only if you could donkey punch her in the head over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…..
“You got an extra copy of the Constitution?”
You sure she knows what that is?
Fox News has been reporting that her knowledge of stuff is a little sketchy.
Yeah, I know – Fox News. *snort*
Good point. We could always go with Plan B:
“Anybody got singles for a five?”
Dude, quit stealin’ my lines!
Can’t you liberal idiots be happy you buried the country and mooooove on already?
Hey, I’m the only idiot here!
Is there a cow in here?
Oh, sorry rhorho, you got there before me and I didn’t mean to impugn your non-cowness….
Mooooo-oooo?
Hey, Lowly, why didja bury the country, anywaiz?
More importantly, did you leave a map where X marks the spot so we can find it again?
Find what??? What country??? *checks bottom of purse*
Try under the lounge cushions?
Try what?
As opposed to the Conservative Idiot who ran for veep?
Y’all *do* realise who PM is, yes?
Identity reinvention fail.
I totally don’t.
I think katillac is trying to say the PM is a new name for someone who posts regularly on here. I suppose it could be, but they don’t seem to be megabob/miner and that’s the only person I can usually spot with a new name.
Thanks, Jane, I’m clear on what she was saying, but unclear on who she was indicating. I have a guess, but it’s probably not a good idea to guess “out loud.”
A good chunk of the fun on PK is playing “guess the sock”.
Okay, skipping for the moment that “guess the sock” has thrown me, could you splain something else? Is it common for someone to invent another ID on the same string, say, to agree with his/her unpopular opinion?
Sadly yes. Not just here, but all over.
Me, I don’t get it. Though I’ve been accused of being someone else’s sock (usually Seth) I barely have enough time to post under my own identity, let alone make up another three or four to agree with my asininities and bleeding-heart shot-from-the-hip pragmatisms.
I looked up sock (aka sock puppet), and had to LOL. I worked with a guy who kept a sock puppet in his desk drawer. Whenever he received a long complaint call, he would use his puppet to imitate the caller. Nothing like that visual! I hope nobody ever mistakes me for someone else’s sock. What an insult–to someone else!
And I try not to wear socks on the weekend.
Brrr, it’s too cold here for that. I imagine you and DWN are staying warm however.
Brrr, it’s too cold here for that. I imagine you and DWN are staying warm however.
You can always put cold feet in warm places…
*giggles* Well Last night Poor DWN got the brunt of my cold hands on his chst
I’s a butter ball turkey before I realize I’m cold… Most times I just grab a banket
The missus gives me shit for wearing socks to bed, then bitches if my otherwise-frozen feet touch her at night.
Socks in bed? Are they at least black knee socks that you keep on during sex? ‘Cause otherwise its just wrong!
I was thinking that too! Tube socks also work well…
(I have no idea why I’m posting this, but) typically I wear a tank top anf cotton of flannel bottoms, plus whatever socks I’ve on. She likes a cold room and piling under heavy blankets, which she steals from me.
For purposes of naked, I wear nothing at all. Or maybe my BoSox cap
zOmg, frou!! ROFLMAO all over the place!! Gads, now I have to find & re-attach my @ss before heading out for an interview… didn’t someone just say above that humore is painful and messy? Oy…
Red Sox Nation! *high-fives*
Yay for the Red Socks cap! Yeah, I can related to wearing socks to bed–it is too cold here in the winter for sock-free sleeping, unless you want to enrich all of the utilities stock owners! So the goal in the winter becomes finding the seductive socks in the drawer…
I was mercilessly taunted by someone using my name to make stupid posts I would never had made and I had to leave for a week or two. They never bothered me again, it was awful I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. But there is no way to tell who is really posting, anyone can change their name to anything they want…
Once they get the voting bugs sorted out, maybe they could address the sock problem.
Imitation is the creepiest form of flattery??
EP?
No, I actually don’t think so. Assuming EP’s head didn’t aspload and/or he killed himself, he’s cocky enough and secure in his trolldom that he’d make a drive by under his own name. I’ve never really saw EP as the type to create a name for himself because he so believes the crazy stuff he posts he’d never dream of trying to screw with the system. That being said I find it hilarious that EP hasn’t posted ONCE since the election.
I’m kinda worried myself. Like should somebody go check on him and make sure he’s okay?
Maybe he moved to Alaska?
Oh Noes!! What if Palin thought he was a moose! Kablooey!!
I’m sure his mom brought him post election brownies down in his basement bachlor pad. Man, I’m such a b*tch sometimes.
That’s another coffee spew for me. Jane, you are SOOOOO getting a dry cleaning bill!
teehee
“Who wants some Tang and Rice Krispie squares?”
His ‘lolbamas’ blog is strangely silent as well.
EP? you OK?
Same. I kinda miss the little arsehole…it’s not half so exciting here without his crazy.
Don’t tell him I said that. :X
I happen to know bob/miner is blocked, at least for now.
Really? Wow, that’s awesome. How do you know that?
Why would bob/miner be blocked? Should I start to worry? I don’t remember him doing anything he should be blocked for, except annoying people…
Well, I didn’t know you could block people for being a d*ck either, otherwise no one would be allowed to comment of failblog. I wouldn’t worry if I were you ema, you are nice and sweet and argue reasonably and minerbob creates new names and post stalks making masturbatory noises.
Yea, I would vote for anyone using masturbatory noises on here to get blocked!! I forgot about those…
Since he was making them after every single one of my comments, no matter what I wrote, it sort of stuck out for me. Like I said, you’re a sweetie, maybe what happened to you encouraged PK to block in extreme cases of name switcing in order to harass.
But is it safe to make masturbatory sounds while posting, so long as we clean up the keyboard afterward (and aren’t holding a baby)?
I *suppose* we’ll let you.
It was for posting porn under my ID
No way! That jerk!
It was because he was saying how much he liked being a troll to piss people off. I told him I wasn’t pissed but had pity instead and posted references about how trolls are lonely people who get off on causing flame wars, etc. It’s on the b-3 caption. He got so mad at me he hijacked my name while I was tsalking to Max, that he posted porn to insult everybody (particularly me). Turns out the moderators have at least a few limits. They removed the posts and blocked him. I thank them very much.
Ewww! He was doing that? That’s not right.
It may turn out to be a temporary reprieve only, but I’ll take it.
Well I’m glad they did something about it then. For someone to take such joy in being a jerk he obviously has no life whatsoever. What a loser.
(I didn’t know there was going to be a test.)
*snork* The election has been over for four whole big days. How DARE we DWELL on it! I think somebody’s name should be changed to “PMS.”
Nope, we need something to do while we wait for the star spangled tree to sprout.
I don’t get what you meant, but it sounds funny.
We buried the country, cause it’s gonna grow a tree that will grow applepies and other patriotic things. But growing trees take some time and patiance, and we need something to do while we wait.
Tiemz 4 moar LOLz!!
Will the apple pies be ala mode or do we have to plant an ice cream tree too?
Would you have to plant that tree in the shade so it wouldn’t melt?
You guys and your pies… stop it now! You’ve got a hungry hippo all eskited n’ everything.
You could plant some veggie trees (for healty additions), and then it could be shaded with a dense can-o-peas.
UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
*plants eggplant parmasean tree*
I’m sorry to break this to you dear but…veggies already grow…I know it’s a shocking discovery but if you go to a local plant store I’m sure someone can help you make your own garden.
Veggies taste better fresh anyway.
Yes these glorious applepies are to go along with good food we already have.
Also, I dunno if icecream trees would work. maybe cream. Oh what I wouldn’t give to have so good english cream. us silly ‘mericans need cream…and vinegar
Ah… canopy, I get it! You dork.
Everyone knows ice cream comes from the ice cream mine.
It was actually the independent voters that buried the country. They voted for Obama because they were afraid of Palin and gave the election to Obam.
Ignoring your use of the term ‘buried’, I agree with what you say to some extent.
A great many people did not want someone as far right wing as Palin to be so close to presidency, so they prevented it. In terms of social issues, Palin is so far right wing she’s almost falling off the chart.
Speaking for myself only, Obama won it more than McCain lost it. A lot of Republicans probably thought it was theirs to lose, but I don’t agree.
Buried the country under a mountain of awesome.
seconded
No. We like to gloat. Gloat, gloat, gloat! So there!
[struts]
[insert obligatory response here about how "angry" and "hate-filled" we are]
She doesn’t have a square to spare!
Neither will any of us in our new socialist country!! Get used to lines at the grocery.
I’m already used to lines, and the nonexistant socialism you are so confused about has nothing to do with it. If there are more people buying stuff than people working at a single store, then there will be lines.
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And it would clearly surprise you to know that by European standards, Obama is right wing.
I didn’t realize you get lines if and only if you live in a socialist nation. I should tell the bank to get their act together.
Aieeshh – we got too many socialists sellin’ rock concert tickets, then. Famous for their rock concerts, are them thar socialist states. I’m sure I had to deal with a line to get lunch today… guess I neber realised what a socialist place a theological college is…
Yeah, and the DMV.
Do you even know what socialism is, or are you just parroting a keyword? The “long lines for toilet paper” meme originated with the USSR before it collapsed and disintegrated. The USSR espoused Marxist/Leninist Communism. That’s “Communism” with a ‘C’, in case it hasn’t penetrated the cloud of Rush/Hannity bullshiat surrounding your mind yet.
Win. I <3 you n8.
First thing I thought of too. lol
She thinks that AFRICA is a COUNTRY. What the f*ck. She’s probably leaning out of the booth because she’s too stupid to know what to do without supervision.
“Okay I filled in all the circles, now what?” “you mean the bubbles of the representatives you wanted Ms. Palin?” “oh gee willikers, I was only supposed to fill the bubbles for the one’s I wanted?”
Not that far outside the realm of most Americans. I teach High School Geography, and stay tuned to geographic literacy… in 2006 a Roper study found that of Americans aged 18 — 24, 63% cannot find Iraq on a map of
the Middle East, three-quarters cannot find Indonesia on a map, even after images of the tsunami and three-quarters do not know that a majority of Indonesia’s population is Muslim (largest Muslim country in the world). Unfortunatly, Sarah Palin’s geographic knowledge is the rule, not the exception.
Wow that makes me very very sad.
That’s nothing compared to how poorly his students do on their yearly test of the united states (do you still even give that thing?). In years past I’ve helped him grade it, many of them are lucky if they know where Indiana is (and this is the state we live in).
Sad, but it doesn’t surprise me at all. I went to high school with a girl who couldn’t find New York state on the map (we were in NY, and she was born and raised in NY) AND she thought the capitol was New York City. I guess more US Americans needs maps…
Need maps even. Oy.
then perhaps if we vote in more that know the merits of academia and fewer who denounce it they will start working more with education besides slashing funds.
Plato might have gotten the philosopher king bit right.
I like what Obama said about the fact that school can’t do this alone, that parents need to turn off the t.v. and read with their kids. Right now I’m teaching high schoolers with reading problems and it is sooooooo frustrating, but not for the reasons you would think. A lot of this kids are so used to their parents making excuses for them and threatening to sue the school and the school caving every time they do that they have this sense of entitlement and lack of work ethic that is almost impossible to work around.
I am tutoring an eighth grader (and start tutoring a first and a fourthgrader this week – YAY!) and she is a bright girl; she just doesn’t know how to concentrate. It IS hard to do homework in front of the computer while on MySpace…..
A short attention span and difficulty concentrating (even taking the myspace out of it, although that is true) is something that I can work with. Indeed, five of my six classes have that problem and we manage to slog through. My sixth class though is the absolute worse. It’s almost like the school said, “hmmmmm, we have this six classes of kids who failed their reading test, how can we make this an even worse situation? I know! We can take the 20 kids with the worst behavior problems and put them in a class together! That’s a great idea!” So, yeah… that’s what I’m dealing with. And I’m an elementary person, high school is hard for me anyway!
ick i just wouldn’t be able to handle that. I personally don’t like kids. I’ve had people tell me I should become a teacher, but i highly doubt the spread of misanthropy is needed in the classroom.
Props to all of you that can deal with our education system and children.
Wow, props to you Jane. I’m just doing this on the side for some extra cash and because I like to teach – small classes!!
And FaileV, kids aren’t that bad especially with a dash of salt.
I’m working really really hard on not letting this sour me to the profession. To be fair, I’m most comfortable with the primary grades (1-3) although I can handle 4 and 5 but 6 is starting to push it. There are some really neat kids in the classes I teach and I’ve had some interesting conversations about books and recommended things to them that I can’t do with younger kids. However this one class is really ruining the experience for me. They left and I cried for 45 minutes during my prep period on Friday, I was just at my wit’s end as to what to do.
And it probably doesn’t help, but I know from experience that some of those ‘lovely’ kids enjoy getting on their teachers’ nerves. I once had a smart 18 year old admit to me that she and her friends had weasled a part-time prof into making intro psychology easier for them. And this was a smart and nice kid! (I saw that word got back to that prof that the ‘little darlings’ were hosing her.)
Unfortunately most of the tricks of the trade that I have will only work with college-age students, or I’d pass them on. But maybe it would help to know that even in a class of bozos, there is always someone who actually wants to learn? Usually too shy to speak up in class, unfortunately, but still, present…
(hug)
Oh believe me, I know that they’re trying to get to me, that’s why I waited until they left before bawling like a baby.
We’re just engaged in a battle of wills right now. I feel sorry for the five, maybe six, kids that would do the right thing, but there is no way right now I can separate them out and do stuff with them.
Yeah, My stepkids mom is like that. She’s a piece of white-trash work. her answer to the kids having problems in school is to have them go to resource room or stay after. She doesn’t even check their homework. She gets worse every year. Dad(my husband) gets a raw deal from the courts simply for being male, so doesn’t get the kids at first, then enough years go by and the situation worsens. Problem then becomes the fact that the kids are old enough to vote for where they want to live. being kids, they choose mom because “she lets me do whatever I want. Dad is mean, he makes us do our homework and brush our teeth. ” Hopefully they will figure out what’s best for themselves before they get old enough for it to be too late. Every other weekend isn’t enough to counteract this.
You said it. That’s a damn shame.
Yep. A Magic 8 Ball would’ve been a better VP pick than Palin. I would take it more seriously (and so would much of the population), and Biden would’ve found it to be a more stimulating opponent in the VP debates. The VP debate was just so depressingly stupid. Can’t believe people like that can even get into politics…
For real.
“Magic 8-ball, do you support same-sex marriage?” *shake shake*
ANSWER CLOUDY, ASK AGAIN LATER.
That was a calculated lie, sheesh. You believe that crap?
What do believe the full truth to be here?
“calculated lie”, wut?
If it was so calculated we’d have heard about it before the election.
Saw on one of the news programs this morning that someone in the McCain camp was taking some things she said out of context. Not sure why they would want to hurt her like that but it seems the Republican party will split apart right now… Probably a good idea too.
I don’t know if I’m getting all the implications of this LOL, but I think I find it funny regardless..
I like Sarah Palin.
We know that you do, Piper.
…in bed
With socks?
I think the messiah obama can answer all the questions that Sarah can’t. Who needs a magic 8-ball?
As long as the teleprompter is working, he knows everything.