The man who started writing this caption…
(The man who started writing this caption attempted to do a $5 footlong joke, but I killed him. You’re welcome.)
(Barack Obama)
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And I like 5 dollar foot longs :<
what’s not to love?
The song.
I kinda like the song, heh.
I meant something a foot long…
too long. 6 inchs is ideal.
Speak for yerself.
I hear that can actually be quite painful. Too long is a VERY BAD THING.
Of course, how do you know the maximum length Guinny can handle?
Must… repress…. urge….. to… disclose…. that… info…
urg!
I’m a thick seven myself. Lynn calls me a bit more than just right…
You so nested below my nesting level… you mav’rik, you!
(the man who started this reply has been sacked)
(We apologize again for the fault in this
reply. Those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.)
And now for something completely different!
A moose once bit my sister…
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge…
Monty Python Win.
was he a dentist in oslo?
I was in Anchorage when a moose got drunk off of fermented crab apples and mozeyed around down town wasted with christmas lights strung over its antlers.
Having lived in Alaska (Ft. Wainwright) as a child and having seen moose mosey around my neighborhood, I must say I lol’d at this!
What’s a “5$ footlong”? I’m not from US/UK so this is an esoteric caption for me.
Well a footlong is a sub-sandwich (such as those sold at Subway stores). While the $5 refers to the price of said subs (specifically the ones sold at US subway stores).
It’s a marvelous deal but pretty much the most annoying advertising can get.
Incorrect Description.
The commercial is probably the best song ever, right next to SAAAAAVE BYYYYY ZEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO
It’s an ad for the Subway resturant’s “five-dollar foot long”. The people in the commercial hold out their hand showing five fingers, and then they hold out their hands about 12 inches apart, and someone in the background sings about five dollar footlongs.
Does it really bug anyone that the large monster destroying the city hold his hands at the same length as the NORMAL sized people?
Maybe Im anal retentive… but GOD that bugs me.
OH GOD YES. That annoys the shit out of me everytime.
YES! Logic fail!
My boyfriend goes into a nerd rage every time he sees (or hears) this commercial. I don’t think he’s notice that but when I tell him he’ll probably shit a brick.
My boyfriend goes into a nerd rage every time he sees (or hears) this commercial. I’m not sure he’s ever noticed this but when I tell him about it, he’ll probably sh*t a brick.
We apologise again for the fault in the caption. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
But can I interest you in a coconut carried on a on a line?
Suppose two swallows carried it together?
Are they african swollows, or european swollows?
I don’t know. Aaaaarghh!
YAY!! I loves me some MP!
(does anyone else find it funny that decades later, people are still quoting –word-for-word– a group loved for their mastery of shock, the unexpected, and defiance of convention?)
WE are the knights who… oh God, I’m so sorry.
So Sorry, the car just came too fast and She was right there and I saw her and then it was a blur and so much…
I ran to help, bud didn’t know what..
She wasn’t moving. I’m so sorry.
So sorry.
Anyway, yeah, knights who say “Ni.”
******HONOR MONTY PYTHON******
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quoted from xkcd.com strip #16
DAMN! you beat me to it! Lol…
A m00se bit my sister once…
“Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries…I fart in your general direction…now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time”
This is just weird, now the president elect is killing people for singing annoying songs… and that got voted to the front page? Who let the 5 year olds vote?
And even though he killed the guy I still have that annoying song in my head now!!
or the person who took over the caption killed him, which may or may not be obama. i mean one would assume as even president elect you could have people to deal with getting rid of annoyances.
I can happily say that I’ve got no idea what song you’re talking about.
Even six inch subs aren’t as low as $5 over here.
PiMan, just Google “Subway footlong commercial,” and you can suffer with the rest of us.
NEVAR!!!
Okay, but are you sure?
You totally missed the joke. Obama didn’t kill the caption writer, I did. Well, not really. That’s why it’s a joke.
Great caption, Eric! I loled when it came up for votes. The timing was perfect, too. There were about three footlong captions up for votes at the same time as yours!
Thanks! Now could you do something about those stupid “Saved by Zero” commercials?
The marketing department kills another good old song
Saved by Zero… ugh… why did you have to remind me?
“Yeah you know, its ok, its too late, the song is already stuck in my head and the
only way to get it out, is to blow it out…. WITH A BULLET!!”
I see, I assumed it was Obama… I guess it could be taken either way.
Yeah, it could, which I realized after reading the comments. In fact, after I thought about it, I felt like kind of an ass for not making it more clear. So I apologize to anyone who thought I was suggesting that Obama goes around killing bad caption writers. Somebody probably should, especially over at ROFLRazzi, but not Obama. It was kind of a Monty Python ref, but more of a joke about the flood of $5 footlong lolz we’ve have to endure lately. LOL
I’m sorry I rofled at this, which isn’t fun with a major cold… but still I hate that song and the timing was perfect… the $5 song came on the TV as the pic loaded. T.T
SOMEONE GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! I DON’T EVEN LIKE SUBWAY!!!
those responsible were sacked.
The sackings will continue until morale improves.
They don’t get much dumber than this…
Seconded. Petition to stop the dumb funnies. =(
Call me a rebel but… (see the link)
But seriously, what’s with Godzilla? …and his hands are *definitely* more than a foot apart.
The Godzilla one is my favorite!
Godzirra.
Mothra?
I think you mean “Moth-u-ra” they add an extra syllable in there.
I always heard “Moss-u-rah!”, but that’s just me.
History shows us again and again how Nature points out the folly of man.
Oh silly men.. when will you ever learn? Godzilla just wanted a friend!
Oh, why do we have to be so small and squishable?!
A moose bit me once…
But he got better.
i LOLed
Who dares to mock the Obamessiah? Someone’s going to disappear in the middle of the night…
They already have disappeared. The “O” has good people.
Oprah?
LOL–Yes, and she got EP, too!
Perhaps she finds a way to get them to pull their head out of their anus.
Good. Now all we have to do is go after the @#$% who wrote the song in the first place.
….maybe that man is the true Anti-Christ O.O’
I gave it a 5.
…a 5 dollar…
Whoops–The hit squad missed one!
*bam* 5 dollar hit job
TFF, Scum!
Are you feeling better today? You were dazed and confused yesterday. You reminded me of …uh… me.
These aren’t the voting machine droids you’re looking for.
That was my first thought. “So the joke is…Obama has Darth Vader powers?” I don’t get it.
Dunno, but the hand-wave thingy reminds me of Obi-Wan.
Ok. I’ll say it for everyone…THANK YOU!!!
Five… five dollar…. FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONGS!
=P
5$ for a foot long!! over here (India) we eat a Subway foot-long for 1/3rd that price. (Ofcourse a lot of people dont eat anything at all, but then thats off topic)
A lot of things are cheaper in India, ultrahigh population and low labour costs help that significantly.
Funny FAIL.
$5 footlong joke would have been funnier, sad as that is…
Not if you’re a Monty Python fan.
All of you, stop that. Silly!
lolz. I like the Obama shots, they always make me laugh. I’m so glad we have a cool president.