Comments on: The white house

By: perky

perky — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 14:39:26 +0000

Who are all these weird people? And, why do they care?

By: JRL

JRL — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:37:35 +0000

> THIS SENTENCE NO VERB

Good Choice.

Verbing Weirds Language.

By: Bake Show

Bake Show — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:45:48 +0000

Actually Obama has a better record of drug use than bush retard, he wrote about smoking pot and doing blow in one of his books. Not that I’m trying to defend Bush(that’s pretty much pointless), but seriously Obama is not Jesus, get off his nuts!

By: jules

jules — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:04:59 +0000

Well, he is a full bred pug so he probably is half retarded.

By: JP

JP — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:35:15 +0000

“One” by Metallica yayyy

By: Susan

Susan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:30:50 +0000

must be the only time it was evidenced.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:41:56 +0000

No, I just think that adding /trolling is a cover for saying something really nasty. She usually much more even tempered than that and I thought I would call her on it.

That okay?

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:53:45 +0000

You’ve not read ‘Das Kapital’ have you?

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:33:03 +0000

ohoho…

By: PiMan

PiMan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:51:45 +0000

It is in contrast to the ‘tall, dark and handsome’ that women stereotypically want.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:13:19 +0000

“Light”? Do you mean skin color? Are you serious – and no one else felt the need to call her on that???

By: stepnerd

stepnerd — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:07:12 +0000

He could donate it to the Nexus family!

By: stepnerd

stepnerd — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:04:43 +0000

Lol. Did you guys miss the
/trolling
in Frou’s comment?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:21:16 +0000

Totally. Basketball center does NOT cancel out the science geek!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:13:15 +0000

Yeah but do that in politics and you look like Bush with that deer in the headlights
look… but I have faith that at least after thinking when you talk, it’ll be apparent
that you WERE actually thinking… unlike Bush.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:55:56 +0000

Absence actually makes the heart grow fonder…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:54:55 +0000

“Marginally less of a pothead” part made me lol. This coming from a former
marginal pothead.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:50:35 +0000

I would just like to say that the word “dude” showed up far too much
in this thread for me to not comment on its presence.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:48:40 +0000

Hey now, I played soccer and rugby and was still considered a nerd.
Being First chair trumpet(freshman) First chair French Horn(soph and
junior) and first chair Euphonium (senior and college) will do that
for you. But I will say this… anyone who tried to diss band nerds
got a kick from a leg that could leg press almost 750 lbs.
And no, they could never run… I always caught them.
Just saying sports does NOT equal not being a nerd

By: Grant

Grant — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:35:13 +0000

It’s actually over 9000 states now. Vegeta says so.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:50:20 +0000

OH GOD YES. Rahm is so hot. Jeez louise.

By: donkeytalker

donkeytalker — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:45:02 +0000

Certainly, MY dog’s feeling a little bit better as well. Any news over there on what dog comes with the kiddies to the White House? We haven’t got that kind of news on tap here.
As the T-shirt says, dyslexics are teople poo…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:11:58 +0000

Umm, is he nuzzling Pelosi there? And she’s responding? Hmm.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:10:06 +0000

I tried repeatedly to join the military. I actually got into the Guard for two weeks, before they realized I’d just had knee surgery and quietly ushered me out the back door. When I tried to join the Marines and the Army, they “P3″‘d me- qualified me as permanently class 3, unfit for duty, due to flat feet, and J sign stress disorder, whatever that is.

The funny thing is, now, twenty years later, the Army has changed it’s standards enough that I could join, at least for the next nineteen months!

By: Siava

Siava — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:59:08 +0000

Hey…art geeks need love too. Yum.

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:27:13 +0000

for a second i thought the caption meant prison sentences and found it pretty tasteless. i wonder if that makes me racist.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:44:29 +0000

While you are looking for it, you could click over to the New Yorker.
http://www.newyorker.com/talk/comment/2008/02/25/080225taco_talk_hertzberg

Here is the money quote:
“The news here is—what, exactly? That Obama, who now appears grounded, motivated, and poised, formerly appeared grounded, motivated, and poised? That his inner uncertainties, such as they were, were more apparent to himself than to others? That he was marginally less of a pothead than he has made himself out to be?”

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:37:54 +0000

HAWT cubed!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:32:43 +0000

That’s really beneath you, frou. Back that accusation up.

And experimenting in college and being blotto for years are two very different things, but then why bother with that distinction when a charge of dealing is so much more inflammatory?

Really, I want to see your source.

By: Guinny

Guinny — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:07:04 +0000

Oh, no, he’s allowed to open it. I just have very specific uses for it.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:08:19 +0000

That’s WAY more introspection than I gave it. Of course, by the time I was a senior in high school, my dad was a LtC and both of my brothers were enlisted so it’s not like it was a mystery. I told the recruiter that since the Army makes you get up early and run there was little chance I’d being joining.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:14:56 +0000

But every time I read ‘colon’, I keep thinking “large intestine”! OK, I’m a science geek… Sigh.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:12:59 +0000

Maybe if he keeps his mouth shut?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:10:19 +0000

Yow! (fans herself)

By: Benvolio

Benvolio — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 13:08:50 +0000

I see your point and I thank you for the salute.

By: Guinny

Guinny — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:37:37 +0000

*shifty eyes*

*small voice*

…I think Romney’s hot, too…

By: D'oh

D'oh — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:20:55 +0000

I watched that pressconference though, and sometimes I really got impatient with Obama, how slowly he went. Ofcourse I can’t blaim him, he’s just choosing his words very carefully, wich is a good thing. I snickerd at how he responded at the puppy-question btw, he does have a sense of humor

By: Dylan H

Dylan H — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:02:58 +0000

He’ll want to get rid of the BDSM chamber, no doubt.

By: Matt11

Matt11 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:40:31 +0000

You know what’s really funny? The caption is grammatically F.U.B.A.R. Just wanted to let you guys know.

By: Matt11

Matt11 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:39:45 +0000

Um… no. Bush is an ex-crackead, and none-to bright to begin with. Obama on the other hand has no outstanding record of drug use. I think he has more braincells.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:28:40 +0000

i was under the impression that we do expect it for the most part. Many of our presidents were great orators. We remember our presidents for their speeches, but Bush made it all the more prevailent. Absense makes the heart grow stronger.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:21:38 +0000

Actually i heard him speak in person. He somehow made it past the border guards on montana that turn away anyone interesting or famous.
No teleprompter and I must say he has enough skill as an orator to keep me interested when it’s incredibly hot, the entire town is in a stadium with no air conditioning.

sorry that McCain lost, but seriously give credit where credit is due.
besides, I believe all president’s have teleprompters during their speeches, or are readily memorized beforehand.

By: Mrs_Z

Mrs_Z — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:49:50 +0000

Please, Benvolio, don’t go “nuk-yu-lar” on us. It’s an excellent LOL, and I salute you for it. *stands up and bows* It’s just that if we are going to pick on someone else’s grammar, usage, punctuation and capitalization, then ours had better be superior. (Something about stones at glass houses, y’know…)

By: morgileighhhh

morgileighhhh — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:48:03 +0000

only when he has his teleprompter.
otherwise..
i… uh… karl marx… am…. blah

By: Meg

Meg — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:07:02 +0000

Fiiiiiiinally.

By: Benvolio

Benvolio — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:50:48 +0000

Jesus, for a community based on spelling things wrong and using improper grammar to be funny, you guys are rather picky. i thought the colon was implied by leaving the middle line clear.

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:26:17 +0000

There ya go… that’s who else he reminds me of!

Yeah, if Robert Downey Jr. and George Clooney left California and had a baby…

By: herb

herb — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:47:27 +0000

When I was a senior in high school, I had an Army recruiter tell me that, after seeing some of my test scores, that if I joined, I would likely make rank very quickly. I thought about it, as the choice was now between two extremes (military service, hippie college).

I asked my English/Philosophy teacher for advice. He lauded the idea of serving in the armed forces for a good five minutes, emphasizing the social benefits of serving, the discipline and respect. Then a pause. “But then,” he said, lingering, ” you ever read ‘Johnny Got His Gun’?”

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:41:57 +0000

Well that’s depressing. I’m off to kill myself now.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:27:18 +0000

darkness imprisoning me
all that I see
absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
trapped in myself
body my holding cell