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  1. Scars says:

    BACK IN BLACK….

  2. Maxwell Silverhammer says:

    You know… I hate to sound like a troll buts….
    HOW ABOUT THEM POLLS EP!?

  3. Phaelin says:

    I likes me the MLK one better, personally.

  4. Evertide says:

    Soon available in red!

    …*snrk* Yeah, that’s gonna happen.

  5. Wandering.Knight says:

    Win.

  6. YES!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    I shouldn’t care so much, I’m in the UK, but … tears in my eyes. So happy. So emotional.

  7. Noonsa says:

    Woot! Happy in Canada too! Cute Lol, too.

  8. Peemo says:

    Same here, In Canada but still happy to see this.

  9. The Rev. says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I show you President Barack Obama. The United States is back on a good track. God bless us all, and may we return ourselves to an honest state of freedom.

    Lord, thank you for this blessing. Please guide us so we don’t fuck it up too terribly.

    Amen.

  10. n8 says:

    Say it with me now… Barack Obama; President-Elect of the United States of America!

  11. Javascap says:

    YES YES YES YES!!! YEEEESSSSS!!!! YEEESSSSSS!!! OBAMA!!!! YES!!! =D

  12. bobblehead says:

    He’s not black. He’s interracial.

    • froofrou says:

      You use the race of the father. He’s black. If his dad had been white, he’d be identified as white.

      • The Failcop says:

        Yet with jewish descent its the opposite… a maternal bloodline… interesting.

        • froofrou says:

          Never studied the Jewish descent. That’s just how it was explained to me.

          • Maxwell Silverhammer says:

            Oh that is the way is in America.. just stating how its backwards elsewhere.
            Also if I remember right, in genetics, arent most of the female genes dominant?

            • hergieburbur says:

              In America, IF your skin is dark, you are black. At least among most whites. I am not saying that is correct, just how it is.

              • miss_scissors says:

                Actually, i have a friend whose half black and everyone thinks she’s
                Mexican.

                • Helen says:

                  I have a friend who’s indian and everyone thinks she’s black. =P

                  Indian as in India. Not American-Indian. Just FYI.

              • Claire says:

                He is NOT Black. He IS Interracial. People are going off saying the first black president of America. but the fact is that he is interracial. end of story.

                • herb says:

                  And Spock was only half-Vulcan.

                  Seriously, though, the man is not a WASP.

                • Jocasta says:

                  Except he identifies as being black, doesn’t he? Which is what matters most, in the end.

                  • froofrou says:

                    To each his own, but it’s weird that he identifies as being black, yet he was rasied ‘white’. Ah well, doesn’t matter :-) I hope he does a great job!

                    • Jocasta says:

                      Maybe it’s weird; it’s not my issue to comment on, as it’s not my skin. And you’re right. In the end, the job is what matters, and I do have hope he can do a good job. So, we’ll see. :3

              • wundawomun says:

                Yeah I’m Mexican & my son is half black & all the white people at church call him black. He was asked to take part in a question answer session & the person who was casting said she needed someone to represent blacks & her husband came up with my son. lol He looks Cuban or Puerto Rican to me, but whatever. He relates to my side more than his dads.

            • Andrea says:

              I figured it was a hangover from the “one drop” rule. “If you’re not white, you’re black!”

              Females’ genes aren’t dominant (at least not by virtue of being carried by the mother)… Maybe you’re thinking of traits that are carried on the X chromosome (e.g. haemophilia, red-green colour blindness) that are carried by females and are much more commonly seen males? Wikipedia can elaborate :D

              Australia (well, most people I’ve talked to, ever) loves the result, by the way.

          • zeldababygur says:

            depends on where you are from.. Miss. does by maternal blood line.. You are what your mother is.. at least the school district does so i would assume the state does the same

          • srsly says:

            People of Jewish decent are considered to have their mother’s race/bloodline, but people of the christian faith consider the father to pass on the bloodline. Hence the confusion of children of a Jewish mother and christian father. Both? Win!

      • Deanna says:

        Generally, in the US if you’re half white and half minority you’re identified with the minority, regardless of whether it was your mom or your dad who was the minority. Not saying that’s right, just saying that’s the way it is.

        • froofrou says:

          That depends on where you live. Around here it’s the dad’s race, and is how they identify you on your birth certificate and DL all over the country.

          • Jessi says:

            Just asking ’cause I’m interested, but where’s “here”? I’m from TX and my mom’s half Irish/half Korean and my dad is German. I’m supposed to list myself as Korean (or, you know, ‘Asian/Pacific Islander’) because that’s the minority that I am. It’s on my birth certificate and all that jazz.

            • froofrou says:

              Texas as well. I guess maybe it’s different in different parts of the state? That’s just what I was told. I’m an Anglo mutt with pasty white skin, and so is my daughter, so the interracial thing never came up with us :-)

              • Confoozled says:

                why the heck does anyone have to identify their race anyway? I’m white, so I’ve never really thought about it, but da-yam that seems so 19th century.

                • jazzmoth says:

                  Srsly. For instance, my great^x grandfather was Mongolian, otherwise I’m entirely white (Eastern European ancestry). Does that make me asian? No, I’m me, and I’m American, and that’s really the only race I identify with (ie: the melting-pot race).

                  • Jessi says:

                    Hey, identifying myself as a Korean-American woman helped me when it came to getting money for college and I’m poor, so every little bit helps. Plus, people just like to lump people into categories. If it isn’t by raqce, it’ll be by something else – that’s just the way it is.

                    Personally, I don’t think you should be able to claim a certain nationality for as long as this county allows it (according to the current laws, my grandchildren will still be able to call themselves Korean even no further Korean blood is introduced), but as long as you can point to one person from your own personal bloodline who was alive at the same time as yourself and who is 100% of whatever it is you are trying to claim – I have no problem with people calling themselves whatever minority they want.

                    It might sound close-minded and stereotypical ‘Southern’, but, for the most part, I think the only reason people struggle so hard to get claimed as a minority is to get some sort of monetary reward out of it. I mean, like I said before, I cashed in on my Korean blood…

                    K, wow… *totally* didn’t mean to type that much…

                    • viking gal says:

                      My mother’s generation, it was all about ‘what country are your people from?’ Irish were thought to have this personality trait, Germans have that one, etc… Humans do seem to like their categories, don’t they?

        • zeldababygur says:

          that’s true too, my children can attest to that.

        • Tessie says:

          I remember reading that in Mexico, driver’s licenses used to have designations for white (i.e., Anglo), black, Hispanic, and Indian. Then they had to change it because they were getting applicants who were black and white, Anglo and Hispanic, etc. etc. Eventually they had so many categories (black and white but not Hispanic, black and Hispanic but not Indian), etc. that it was like the menu in the Spam sketch, and they finally said the hell with it and eliminated the category altogether.

      • jen0cide says:

        How about PERSON.

        If you’re a person, you’re a person. Who gives a rats ass about the rest

      • I’ve always been taught that you go with the opinion of the person in question. I’m 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Russian (pre-1917), 1/4 German, 1/16 French, 1/8 Irish, and 1/16 Dutch.

        When someone asks, I just say “white,” but “ruddy Translucent-American” would be more accurate. ;)

      • PortlandMark says:

        I think it’s determined by whether or not you have a hard time getting a cab in the city. It comes from the (abominable, shameful) belief that “White” is pure, normal, and average, and any deviation from it is tainted

        We can all hope, I think, that Obama’s daughters will never know what that’s like.

      • Dana says:

        That’s not how it works. If one of your parents is identifiably black, that makes you black. Some people even still “honor” (if you can call it that) the “one-drop rule.”

        Same thing for Native Americans. Americans in general are weird about race.

      • pdq says:

        THAT is entirely artificial – NOT any sort of rational application. Why is a child of a white woman and a black man more black than white? If you didn’t know who the hell is parents were, what then? Please; my family in Ireland has many mixed elements, some Polish, some black, and now my neice is dating a young man of Indian birth and how the hell are you going to label THAT??? They just all call themselves Irish.

  13. the tooth says:

    He’s black Irish

  14. oranegreen says:

    Wow. Racism triumphs again. I can’t believe in some states 100% of the black vote was for Obama.

    • Phaelin says:

      You were surprised? That’s just how it rolls.

      • oranegreen says:

        Voting for Obama just because he’s black is just as racist as voting for McCain just because he’s white. I just pray that we get lucky and he was the right choice. But in my humble opinion, the way the poll booths kept breaking down today and how many people were forced into using paper and emergency ballots, I wouldn’t be surprised AT ALL if those numbers for both is votes and McCain’s are incorrect.

        • oranegreen says:

          oops ignore this, somehow punditkitchen died and posted this comment twice.

        • PortlandMark says:

          I think that voting for someone who understands your struggle is intelligent and reasonable. Hard to see why a rich white guy would understand, or care, about the problems blacks have in our nation. None of them have shown that capacity to date, so blacks voting for a black man is just plain good sense. I’d say the same if it was President Powell.

        • Ceefax says:

          “Voting for Obama just because he’s black is just as racist as voting for McCain just because he’s white.”

          Which is undoubtedly what some people did. Just like Bush wouldn’t have been able to win without white born again Christians voting for him because he was a white born again Christian.

        • lowly grunt says:

          61% of Obama’s support came from white people.

          23% = black

          11% = Hispanic

          according to ABC News

    • Maxwell Silverhammer says:

      Yeah its racism, has nothing to do with a majority of Americans actually agree with Obama more than McCain. No nevermind a clean fair almost DOUBLE electoral vote win. Its all about race. Because the republicans are never given a fair chance to show they’re better for the job. *sigh*

      • oranegreen says:

        This is a sad day for America. Not because Obama won, but because he won mostly because he was black. I wasn’t aware that the color of a person’s skin meant they were the better man.

        • Maxwell Silverhammer says:

          Obviously to you.. your vote was decided when someone mentioned his race.
          Others of us, not so close minded.

          • oranegreen says:

            I voted based on their policies, the color of their skin matters zilch to me. Same goes with gender. We’ve had all white men as president up until now, and they’ve been equally good and equally bad, so obviously color doesn’t matter now does it?

            • miss_scissors says:

              Win.

            • Maxwell Silverhammer says:

              Thats what Ive been saying, but by your comments you truly believe that race is
              the deciding factor. You cant say “Well everyone else chose him by race
              otherwise they would have voted my way.” and then turn around and claim
              that race has no bearing. It may have to some, but to say he won just because
              of his race is bigotry, whether you’re racist or not. If it was a matter of racism
              Obama would have been ahead and stayed ahead and never faltered. But it
              went back and forth for a good time period. Obama won on the issues, the
              polls and the electoral vote show that. Plain and simple.

              • oranegreen says:

                race has no bearing to me, but I cannot say the same for everyone unfortunately.

                • Maxwell Silverhammer says:

                  Then logically you cant say sh*t about why Obama was elected. Good
                  Day sir!

                  • oranegreen says:

                    I don’t understand your point. It’s not the race of a winning/losing candidate that pisses me off, it’s racism.

                    • minerva146 says:

                      You said:

                      “because he won mostly because he was black. I wasn’t aware that the color of a person’s skin meant they were the better man.”

                      And:

                      “We’ve had all white men as president up until now, and they’ve been equally good and equally bad, so obviously color doesn’t matter now does it?”

                      This is contradictory; that is his point. Either race was the deciding factor or not, it can’t be both. I agree with Max. He won by a much bigger margin than could be accounted by just blacks voting for him.

                      • oranegreen says:

                        I was showing that a person can be a good candidate or a bad candidate regardless of color. You can be white and vote for Obama just because he’s black. The news just mentioned NOTHING, absolutely nothing on any of my local channels about the ‘white vote’. They concentrated on the ‘minorities’ especially the black individuals. You can be a black president and be absolutely amazing, or you can absolutely suck. How the nation does has nothing to do with the person-in-power’s skin color.

                        • Jessi says:

                          Where do you live? I only ask because my local channels spoke a*lot* about the ‘white’ vote and how much of it Obama was stealing from McCain. I live in Houston, by the way.

                        • oranegreen says:

                          New York City. our news stations are OFTEN biased but ABC 7 is supposed to be the most centered it really wasn’t. Here they kept harping about the ‘minorities’ and the ‘minority vote’. It was quite annoying, I want the whole story.

                        • minerva146 says:

                          Sure you can be white and vote for that reason. I was only saying it’s likely not the ONLY reason for many. Maybe note even a reason at all for many more. The news coverage may be flawed, but don’t read so much into it. It’s a historic moment.

                    • PiMan says:

                      Reread what Maxwell said in his larger post. If he won because of racism then his polling would have been more consistant.

                  • herb says:

                    *buys a shot for Max Silver~*

                • Seth says:

                  Minorities voted for Obama because he understands their struggle, not because of the color of his skin. But if you need to believe it was race that won this race in order to sleep at night, you go right ahead.

                • wundawomun says:

                  OH GOOD GRIEF!!!

          • Kismet says:

            So true… He could’ve been purple, and my undying devotion would still belong to him. I am in awe at his amazing spirit. And I will never see America the same again. We got a REAL PERSON in office! A REAL PERSON! ::happy sighs::

        • You keep on telling yourself that. The way Obama comported himself throughout this campaign, his poise and command of the issues were what wowed most people. McCain has had the decency to congratulate Obama and stress that he is a good man. It’s come to the stage that a black man can be elected President of the USA, but unfortunately some people can’t accept that those who voted for him made a value judgement and gave him their vote because they trust him and believe in him.

          • oranegreen says:

            You’re going to tell me that in some states the fact that they had a 100% black vote for Obama is because of his promises? Bullshit.

            • minerva146 says:

              You are making a bigoted statement. Do you know for a fact there are some districts that went for Obama with 100% of the black vote in that district? If so, are you then assuming that all these black people are uneducated as to the issues and could not make the choice based on anything other than race? It’s liek they mistakenly thought before about Hillary supporters taking up Palin just because she became the only female on the ticket. Women didn’t vote for that ticket because they didn’t like the policies. It’s quite likely that although SOE blacks did select Obama based on his race, many chose him for his policies, or in the very least because they wanted to vote against McCain/Palin. You are way overgeneralizing, and it’s coming across as racist.

              • oranegreen says:

                Yes, because ABC 7 news kept mentioning it OVER AND OVER. I’m not pulling this information out of thin air. FOX 5 kept saying the same thing OVER AND OVER. Didn’t anyone watch the full coverage besides me?

                • minerva146 says:

                  Just because some news coverage may be flawed, does not mean they are all saying black people ONLY voted because he’s black. The news doen’t represent the people very much anyway.

                  • froofrou says:

                    I just checked CNN, and they said that roughly 97% black went for Obama. I checked in on my phone, so I can’t give you the actual cite, cuz I dont’ know what it is :-)

                    • minerva146 says:

                      Yes, but that does not mean that they all voted for him because o race. That’s saying they are all uneducated rubes. Sure there were some, but we’ve also been over the fact that there were also some that voted against for race reasons.

                    • herb says:

                      … versus looking at the other stats, like how this 97% falls in socio-economic classes and how much that had to do with anything?

                      That’s why I hate these sort of demographic polls: if 80% of Jews voted for Congressperson Herb, di I get there votes because the voters were Jewish, or because they agreed with my policies?

                      • froofrou says:

                        Just doing my job as Devil’s Advocate. I don’t have to back it up, mwahaha ;-)
                        -
                        I really don’t know about how the stats break down. I didn’t look that far into it because I’m at work and can’t. And you’re right, it DOESN’T mean they all voted for him because of his race. In my small data pool in my immediate area, though, all of the minorities around me (at work) freely admit to voting for him for racial reasons. It’s a little disheartening. But, it is a small group of people and by no means should be viewed as a whole.

                    • Ceefax says:

                      The black population in the United States has always leaned Democrat anyway though. In some states the ONLY demographic which had a majority voting for McCain was white men. Were they all voting for him just because he was white?

            • LifeAndCausality says:

              And your psychic powers tell you this? We have a secret ballot in this country, if you recall. There’s no way anyone could tell if 100% of any group voted for any candidate. You are just making stuff up and claiming it’s true, which is exactly the kind of crap that cost you the election.

          • DD says:

            If McCain had comported himself throughout the campaign with the same class he showed in his concession speech, my choice might have been more difficult. However…
            And, personally, I wouldn’t care if Obama was purple with orange spots, he impresses me as an educated, intelligent man who understands the personal power that self control imparts.
            Yea Obama and yea us.

            • Confoozled says:

              hear, hear about McCain’s speech. That was the man I was interested in 4 years ago. And then he went and saddled himself with Palin. I do feel sorry for him; he is a good man. I think he let himself be taken over too much by his party.

        • n8 says:

          That’s such a load of crap. He won because his ideas were better, and because he is the more talented and inspiring leader. Cling bitterly to your racism if it helps you sleep at night, but it marks you as a troglodyte.

          • oranegreen says:

            I’m sorry but I’m not racist. I could care less if Obama was purple with pink polkadots. Color doesn’t matter when it comes to the value of a human’s ideas. Regardless of the color of our skin we are still equal. We’re all made of the same things. Our only difference is our gender organs, but they’re for the same purpose.

            • Seth says:

              See, the thing is, you can’t bring yourself to admit that Obama had better ideas that resonated with the country. It’s much easier for you to believe that Obama won because of race than it is to admit that the country just resoundingly spanked the Republican party because of their failures. Look at how many House and Senate seats the Democrats picked up. Were they all because of race, too? Sorry, race had little to do with this race. Face it, the country has moved back to the left again, Middle America has embraced the Democratic party and rejected the Republican party. That is the fact you are hiding from with your whining about race.

        • Deanna says:

          I would argue that he won DESPITE the color of his skin, if anything. It was a handicap for JFK that he was a Catholic in 1960, and he overcame that. I don’t think the majority of the electorate voted for JFK BECAUSE he was a Catholic back then; they voted for him in spite of it or because they thought it didn’t matter. With the history that America has in relation to blacks, I find it ridiculous for someone to argue that Obama had an advantage because he’s black.

          • oranegreen says:

            Well, the fact that in some states the black vote was 100% for Obama, I think that speaks pretty loud for itself. I highly doubt that in any election anyone EVER got 100% of any nationality vote in any state.

            • Maxwell Silverhammer says:

              Up until now I think the whites carried the white vote…. ;-)
              Ok now Im just being trollish. But if you cant admit to yourself that a whole
              people think differently then you… so be it.

              • oranegreen says:

                Well, being a troll drives out the true character of the person you’re trolling right? I just don’t like that people do vote that way, regardless of who’s running. I just have no other campaign to compare it to because this is a first. It’s just fishy the way some of the nationality votes turned out.

                • herb says:

                  “It’s just fishy the way some of the nationality votes turned out.”

                  100% of Americans voted for either Obama, McCain, or a lesser party candidate. I don’t get your comment. Unless you meant fishy because some predominantly-white counties voted for McCain, or some such nonsense.

                  The people voted for the candidates they thought best, and for now the better man won out.

                  • oranegreen says:

                    I meant the nationalities like the hispanics, asians and blacks the whole media kept harping on, not the whole nation of America.

                    • herb says:

                      Those are racial categories, not national.

                      I’ll concede as much as the asininity of the press reporting the “black vote”as a particular block, but then these are the people that lump most people into category of some sort.

                      My guess: 65-70% of the “black vote” was because the people backed his socio-political ideas.

                    • Werrf says:

                      Those are not nationalities. They’re ethnicities.

                      No doubt there were plenty of people who voted for Obama because of his rae. No doubt there were plenty of people who voted for McCain because of *his* race.

                      No doubt both groups were wrong. And no doubt there was a huge honkin’ bunch of people who voted for Obama because he had inspired them and won their loyalty. Quit trying to cheapen this.

          • PortlandMark says:

            I love how oranegreen is making out that being an African-American is now the secret key to becoming president. Like every president we’ll have from now on will be black, because it’s sooo advantageous.

        • Musicmom870 says:

          oranegreen,
          You are an idiot. I could respond with my normal care and logic, but I’m not going to waste the effort on racist trolls.
          Just STFU!

        • gnn1 says:

          Exit polls state that age was a bigger factor than race in the overall election. Which tbh I believe. McCains age has been a huge issue for me

        • Chauncy says:

          SUrely you did not just say that it is a sad day in AMerica when AMerica voted for the better man. Tell me you are not so jaded.

      • Claire says:

        Its not because they agree with him. Did you not see the news segment where crews went out and asked Black Obama supporters if they were voting for Obama because he was “For the war in Iraq or because he is Pro-Life” and NOT ONE OF THEM corrected the news crew. So many people dont KNOW WHAT THEY ARE VOTING FOR! THEY ARE UNINFORMED! THEY VOTED BASED ON THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN! People are going out there doing more harm than good by voting completely blind. Its sad. Personally, I think they are both complete crap but if you’re going to vote do some goddamned research on your candidate first. christ.

        • oranegreen says:

          I’m pretty sure if they reversed it and asked McCain supporters as well, the same thing would happen. I wonder how many people actually corrected the news crew, they do edit those segments. The sad thing was though when they asked about how they felt if Sarah Palin became vice president. If you were REALLY voting for Obama you’d know who his running mate is.

        • wwjd says:

          It’s unfortunate that some people voted for him because of his skin color, not in a racial way, but rather, in order to have made history. He won because he DOES represent a majority of this country, LIBERAL.

          • lowly grunt says:

            He is the most Republican liberal I’ve heard since – well, talking to my husband. ;-)

            Seriously, listen hard to his speech in Chicago last night; that was not the speech of a socialist, a liberal or a hard core conservative.

            That was the sort of speech I heard from my Republican parents while I was growing up. My mom used to tell me that because I live in America, I could be anything I chose to be. I just had to figure out what that was! Still working on it….

        • CandyStripeLegs says:

          Stupidity is color blind, you hear such stupid things in every election. When we had our election people voted Harper saying he was against the copyright bill, when infact he supports it.

    • zeldababygur says:

      why are you surprised.. the black vote is allegedly only 12% of the population..why wouldnt they vote for someone who looks like them… its a first sweetie.. and that isn’t so much about race but look at how far we have come..from slaves to president…

      • oranegreen says:

        It’s a history making event I’m proud to have been a part of, even if the person I voted for didn’t win. It was my first time voting as well.

    • NealTheBananaPeel says:

      Yeah, Obama won because all the blacks are voting for him. I mean… Obama took Maine and it is 96% white. There is no way that its because most people think he’s the best candidate.

      • oranegreen says:

        Good point.

      • Silverfish says:

        Orane, I thought the point you were making was…oh nevermind…

        *sigh* I hate them both. Has anyone even HEARD of George Phillies?

        • oranegreen says:

          I can’t admit that someone made a good point against mine? Their good point doesn’t change my opinion much though. A lot of the ‘minority’ votes the news kept HARPING on about looked suspiciously like racism for Obama.

          • Lee says:

            So all those votes that were cast for racist reasons are somehow not as good as votes cast for the honourable reasons of, for example, supporting a candidate’s economic policies?

            WTF?

            Some people liked Obama/McCain’s economic policies, and voted accordingly. Other people thought the colour of Obama/McCain’s skin was more important for them, and voted accordingly.

            Every American got one vote to use. Everyone cast their vote the way they wanted to*. No votes are ’suspicious’ because of the reasons for casting them. You may find the opinions of other Americans not to your liking, but people have a right to use their vote the way they want.

            Deal with it.

            *Insert obligatory Florida joke here.

    • Jennifer says:

      most of those that voted for him probably had no idea what in the hell was really going on. they probably just voted for him because he was black or half black or whatever you want to call him. that makes me sad because race should not be the issue. god help us all

      • NealTheBananaPeel says:

        That’s the way it goes for most people these days. It’s whoever “seems” best. It is the reason why they skirt around the issues. “Obama is part muslim, he’s going to turn us over to the terrorists,” “McCain voted with Bush 90%, he’s going to be another Bush.” People should be looking at the real issues like who is going to help out the middle and lower classes.

      • oranegreen says:

        Thankfully the president doesn’t have as much power as people think he does. It’s all in the congress. Yeah he can veto a law, but that can be overturned too.

      • Dana says:

        And yet race has been the issue in every single other race. Otherwise we’d have had a mix of races making it to the major nominations all along.

        If you vote white, you’re voting race, because white is not “default.” If you think it is, you’re racist.

        By the way, I’m white too.

    • Dana says:

      I can’t believe you’re equating voting for a black man with lynching one.

  15. Javascap says:

    Come on! Someone give me a virtual high five!!!

    *Holds up hand*

  16. Lindsay says:

    Damn straight!!

  17. Chris says:

    This…Is the taste of WIN!

    Tonight, we dine in the WHITE HOUSE!

  18. McKennan says:

    Now the terrorists are going to feel unthreatened and they will take over Israel. Once they do that, they will take over the west (the U.K. and the U.S.A.) and take the world for Allah. This is the beginning of the end for America.

  19. izzy says:

    HELLS YEAH! The whole extended family’s been watching and cheering and we dont even live in America!

  20. And four years of darkness begins…

  21. lolzach says:

    HECK YES! HE DID IT! :D

  22. JR says:

    And so, the Nightmare begins…enjoy the taxes

    • Phaelin says:

      Don’t worry, the whaaaaambulance will be here in a bit. They’re kind of booked tonight.

    • McKennan says:

      I hate the whole “spread the wealth” idea. Hard-working Americans who get paid well for it are going to be punished for being WEALTHY! Meanwhile, that guy in your friend’s house who has been mooching off him for almost a year will get paid for NOTHING!

      • hergieburbur says:

        Thats not what spread the wealth is. If you stop and think (tough concept for many), ALL taxes are spreading the wealth. Also if you think about it, those people being “punished” for being wealthy mostly got that way with the assistance of lower class working people. His concepts are merely about taking care of those people, rather than hoarding it among the few.

        • Claire says:

          His plan fails though He says he’s going to reduce taxes on the poor by increasing taxation on business. Suddenly businesses cant afford to hire more workers and the poor minimum wage crowd cant find jobs and then they’re unemployed and on welfare. He’s a fucking idiot. They both are. Not that it even matters because no pres does what he says he’s going to do anyway.

          • Werrf says:

            As opposed to the much better McCain plan of reducing taxes on businesses by cutting essential services. Suddenly customers can’t afford to patronise businesses, businesses can’t afford to hire more workers…

          • hergieburbur says:

            Conservatives have been spouting that same philosophy for years. How has that theory been working?

          • Seth says:

            America has thoroughly rejected your backwards and illogical brand of radical capitalism. We are done pandering to the rich and selfish. This was the death knell of the Reagan legacy, except… Reagan was Barack’s favorite president, according to his Harvard Law advisor, who thought the Obamas were Republicans when he first met them. Ooops, hehe. Take it from a socialist, our new President Elect is a fiscally conservative centrist along the lines of Clinton and Reagan.

        • Silverfish says:

          Spread the Wealth is a socialist idea and I disagree with that. Fortunately despite the socialist spin, the wealth will be spread primarily to the Fed, and they are always so good at handling our money…oh wait.

          *misses our 700,000,000,000*

      • oranegreen says:

        Taxes aren’t punishing anyone for their monetary status. Taxes go to the community like building schools and paying for scholarships. Though, most of those tax issues are a local thing, not national.

    • hergieburbur says:

      I WILL enjoy the 20K his proposed tax plan (all we can go on right now) will save me over four years. Thanks for caring.

  23. Phaelin says:

    C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  24. Dan says:

    A sad day for America.

  25. nhc2008 says:

    VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. eddiepscetti says:

    Great, now I can’t even post a congratulations to those who voted for Obama. *sigh*

    • Scars says:

      yes you can. And I would accept that congrates

    • Tessie says:

      What? Why not?

      [feels foolish waiting for unmet high-five]

      C’mon, Edster!

    • n8 says:

      Thanks for the ‘grats, Eddie. I think you’ll find that Obama will be a great president, and will do much to restore America’s tattered honor. *raises a glass from across the world* Cheers, mate.

    • ElbieSee says:

      Thankyew.

      First time I’ve voted for a winner since… *calculates* Ever, I think… I can’t remember if I voted for Clinton…

  27. JanScholl says:

    This man is elected not because of his skin color but because he is the better person for the long and hard job ahead. I wish there was no thing as skin color because that is all the tv and newspeople are pointing out about Obama. Would we say a white McCain had he won? No. so lets start by saying our next and newest president not our black president.

    • Phaelin says:

      Yeah, he wasn’t voted because of his skin color. That’s why all these Twitterers and Facebookers are saying “FSK YEAH! FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!”… I’m sure they didn’t vote just because of skin color. Sure.
      (Not to say all did, by no means. I’m just kinda of certain that was a lot of it.)

      • miss_scissors says:

        That doesn’t mean he was voted for because of his skin colour. It just means wow, he’s the first black president. It’s a long way to come from when blacks weren’t even considered citizens in America, and were only property. Now we have a black President Elect, and I think that’s pretty cool.

      • I’m sure a lot of people voted for Obama because he’s black. I’m equally sure a lot of people voted for McCain because he’s white. Is it right? No. Not on either side. But I think it’s a shame that Obama’s having to deal with people trying to make less of his achievement (becoming President [-Elect]). Some people voted based on some horribly fatuous reasons. Most didn’t.

      • Tessie says:

        Conversely, there were probably a fair number of people who voted *against* Obama because they would never vote for a black guy. I don’t agree with that, either, but they didn’t ask my permission, so whattya gonna do?

      • Lola says:

        Have you ever been to the Northeast? You know, where all those cold white people live? He didn’t win the northeast by being black, he won it by being the better man.

        • Phaelin says:

          Not to egg on the argument, but the Northeast is traditionally liberal anyway. Like I said, I’m not saying that’s why he won (which so many people shoved into my mouth it seems for saying something slightly negative about the victory) by any means, so get a grip.

          • Phaelin says:

            And, for the record, this comment applies to everyone that decided to take my comment as “lol he only won because of race”. I put a little more thought into my beliefs than that, thank you very much.

      • Seth says:

        No, it was the economy. Republican policies screwed the pooch. America is done with greed and selfishness. You keep telling yourself it was just race though. It wasn’t the Republican ideology, that’s why you guys picked up so many house and senate seats, oh, wait…

    • ElbieSee says:

      What you said.

      *cheers*

  28. miss_scissors says:

    Huzzah!

  29. Metal Kayt says:

    Don’t hold your breath, guys. I have a feeling we’ll be swearing in Biden. (Not that I mind =D )

    • froofrou says:

      At least he didn’t do the stupid thing and get Clinton as a running mate. He’d need a food taster from day one!

    • n8 says:

      Understand this: if -anything- happens to President Obama, there WILL be a civil war.

      • miss_scissors says:

        That’s what my Health/Constitution teacher always said- that the way our country was going, we’d probably be in civil war in the future. This was before Obama was President Elect.

      • Silverfish says:

        Nah, I doubt a civil war. We are too disorganized. Maybe some hellish riots, but then They would give us cheeseburgers to settle us down. ^_^

    • oranegreen says:

      Even though I don’t agree with Obama being president, I don’t want to see him assassinated. I’d rather see him impeached than die.

    • minerva146 says:

      Glee about possible presidential assassinations is disgusting. America need unity now. people need to get over it and try to work together. McCain’s concession speech was really good on this point. Enough with the hate and paranoia!

  30. MrShrooms says:

    Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

  31. Neko says:

    finally america gets an epic win!

  32. Dylan H. says:

    He’s barely a light brown.

  33. okohme says:

    Free at last, free at last, thank God Allmighty, we are free at last!

  34. Schmoe says:

    froofrou is a sexist pig

    • minerva146 says:

      Why? You can’t understand sarcasm and humor?

    • Phaelin says:

      froofrou is a SHE.

    • There is a certain level of hatred I suddenly have for you that borders on the sadistic and against the laws of nature. Instead of describing how I could enjoy your quieting screams after your hours of dying, I will simply call you an idiot instead.

      You’re an idiot. A rot brain, pig molesting, goat raping, infantile twit with the brain span of however long it takes for you to finish your brown bag of liquor. May your organs fester and your eyes burn while the deformity you call your genitalia explode in acidic bursts while you scream without a tongue.

      In short, don’t insult froofrou, it triggers a bile reaction in others.

  35. Amelia says:

    W00T! WE DD IT! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY!!!

  36. Mr. GQ says:

    Ahhh, it feels good doesnt it?

  37. Me says:

    Seriously, who gives a flying fuck about race? That’s whats so fucked up about this whole thing, people voting on color lines, not on issues.

    • minerva146 says:

      I voted for him because of issues. Maybe if I was black, I’d have fogotten all I know about the issues and just voted because of race. C’mon, get real. Sure there are a few voting for that reason, just as there were some voting against him, also because of race. That doesn’t mean race was THE deciding factor. The margins don’t account for that. In the district I am most aware of, the vote was like 60/40 and not everybody was black.

    • Seth says:

      Keep telling yourself that. This WAS a vote on issues. This was a vote on the economy, and the war. This wasn’t about race, this was about America thoroughly and completely rejecting Republican ideology. Otherwise, how do you explain the huge house and senate gains? You WISH this was about race, you can’t stand the fact that America has rejected your ideology, so you pretend it’s about race.

  38. Ardeliah says:

    Woot Woot!

    At least one Canadian is happy he won. :D

  39. miss_scissors says:

    I’m extremely excited about this. All school year, I’ve had to listen to my Biologist/Maths teacher berate Obama, calling him an ignorant foreigner, bashing him about his apparent Muslim faith (even after it had been denied), and basically slandering his image while I had to listen without saying anything because she’s my teacher. I’m glad I was home sick from school today so I didn’t have to listen to her, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to go into her classroom without a huge smile on my face tomorrow morning. :D
    Yay Obama!

    • oranegreen says:

      Ok, how can Obama be a foreigner if he’s running for president? You HAVE to be an American citizen born on American soil to run for president. I cannot stand people who talk down others so ignorantly, especially someone who’s supposed to be an educated teacher.

      • miss_scissors says:

        It was always extremely uncomfortable being in that class when she discussed politics. She’s obviously very biased. She was talking about the foreigner thing during the brief ’scandal’ about his supposedly forged birth certificate.

        • oranegreen says:

          Why is a biology/math teacher discussing politics in class anyway? O_o
          The most political my bio class got was when we filled out a questionaire about how we felt about learning about the theory evolution.

          • miss_scissors says:

            i don’t know why. she just starts on it right before the bells rings, so you’re kind of trapped in the conversation until the releases you from class. It’s rather irritating.

            • oranegreen says:

              Well as long as it’s not cutting into the majority of your class-time…XD My chem teacher likes to bullshit a lot about her getting married and stuff, but nothing about politics. She only bullshits though when we have extra time in class. Teachers in my college aren’t allowed to let the students leave early or they’ll get fired for whatever reason.

            • Confoozled says:

              you need to talk to an administrator about her–maybe not for your sake, but for other & future students who may feel pressured by her. She’s in a good position to brainwash a lot of people, and that is not only unprofessional, but also unethical.
              .
              Talking about politics is ok, if she’s super-careful to be nothing but factual & balanced–or hopelessly vague. :)
              .
              (from a biased former teacher who’s more interested in teaching kids to think for themselves.)

      • badinerie says:

        Speaking as a future teacher, that kind of behavior in the classroom is highly unprofessional. If I were you I would complain to the principal about how uncomfortable her outspoken opinions make you.

        • It’s the same way at my high school. Just today my advisory teacher went on a tangent about how horrible America was, at the same time telling me things that weren’t true. Please try to get unbiased teachers back in the classroom. We most certainly don’t need educational staff influencing the political mindset of American youth in the classroom.

        • badinerie says:

          Wonderful! Somehow my comment got put in completely the wrong place. I meant to reply to the student who was complaining about the inappropriately politics-spouting teacher.

    • Me says:

      Wow, you’re a pussy. I had a very liberal teacher and we went at it almost everyday. Still passed. Hm, imagine that.

    • Biology and Maths – and she was talking about the election WHY?

    • ElbieSee says:

      Your parents are paying taxes for her paycheck. Gloat all you want!

    • Lee says:

      Yay you! Laugh all you want, you’ve earned it – just not enough to make her give you a revenge-detention 8D

    • Javascap says:

      He he he. I remember my CogSci professer being just like your teacher. Unlike you, I stood up and verbally shot my professer out of the sky, and called him out for being a racist and xenophobic creep. It was entirely worth it for the reaction, even though I got an F on my next paper, every time he started on Obama, I just stood up and glared at him, and that was quite enough.

  40. Intelligent Voter says:

    Yes, he won by over double the electoral votes, but only by 2.8 million popular (actual) votes. That’s just 52%. Stop dancing already, you’re embarassing yourself.
    Also, I’ve come to dislike Biden more than Obama, so when they take out Obama (Oh yes, it will happen. I don’t favor it, but it will happen.), I really don’t want President Biden.
    *Sigh*, I just hope that our differences won’t be so radical. I support offshore and Alaskan drilling (no, they don’t drill into the cute lil’ moose’s head first), electric and water vehicles (NOT biodiesel, it’s a big money scam, as is…), NOT global warming, which is a bunch of money-draining lies, Middle Eastern freedom (if we leave, they’ll all go terrorist-government on us), NOT gays (read Leviticus), and pro-middle class.

    • Yeee says:

      Being called “the gays” is incorrect and sometimes even offensive… you might want to change that in the future.

    • Musicmom870 says:

      Read Leviticus?? For policy guidelines?
      Whoopeeee! We can take slaves from our neighboring countries! Should we start with the Canadians, or the Mexicans? Oh, wait……

    • PortlandMark says:

      You don’t eat cheeseburgers, do you? Nor shrimp or crab? I’m sure all your clothes are made of a single fiber, and you agree with killing a child if he back talks, right?

      Psh.

      Stupid Leviticus.

    • Dana says:

      Gore won the popular vote in 2000. You were saying?

      • froofrou says:

        Just that when a Repub does it the same way (or close to the same way) a Dem does it, there isn’t the foot stomping and crying that there was in the past. The Repubs are told to grow up and get over it, while the Dems are shouting for a recount. Hmmmm. Little disconnect there. And they still accuse Bush of stealing TWO elections, when he got more of the popular vote in 2004 than he did in 2000. Yet, there was the sound of Dems everywhere stamping their feetses.

        • minerva146 says:

          I haven’t heard Democrats suggesting assassination due to their sour grapes. I know that it isn’t most republicans saying this, but it goes to show that your crazies are a bit more crazy than ours.

    • yep says:

      Move to Alaska, kthxbai.

    • Steve says:

      Read Leviticus?

      Have you ever read:
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…
      (Pretty sure this is still in the Constitution)

      So people who don’t believe in the Bible should still be required by law to follow the teachings found within?

      I’m Christian, but I don’t understand the intolerance that people who claim to be “Christian” show to other human beings. People are human, and should be treated as such regardless or race, religion, or sexual orientation.

      God loves all of his children.

    • alexis says:

      Religon has no place in government, Americas supposed to protect the peoples diffrences. When talking about gayness and why you don’t support it the bible is not a good reason because this government was made so that religon would not be so influcential as it is.

  41. Claire says:

    I don’t care what anyone says. I think Barack Obama won largely because he is black. Did you not see the news segment where crews went out and asked Black Obama supporters if they were voting for Obama because he was “For the war in Iraq or because he is Pro-Life” and NOT ONE OF THEM corrected the news crew that Obama is neither of those things. They don’t even know what Obama stands for just that he is Black. So many people dont KNOW WHAT THEY ARE VOTING FOR! THEY ARE UNINFORMED! THEY VOTED BASED ON THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN! People are going out there doing more harm than good by voting completely blind. Its sad. Personally, I think they are both complete crap but if you’re going to vote do some goddamned research on your candidate first. christ. I am really hoping he is the right choice. I didn’t like either of the candidates though. McCains about ready to croak and Palin’s an airhead. So either way we’re completely and totally screwed.

    • Leah says:

      Okay, so 50% of the nation is black now? Ahem… They are called a MINORITY for a reason. Stop being such a sore loser, Obama for the win!

      • You don’t have to be black to vote for someone based on their skin color.

        • Dana says:

          Which is why every President we’ve ever had has been a different shade of human. This isn’t our first black President, they’ve all been multiracial.

      • JLH says:

        I’d just like to make a small contribution to this. A lot of *young* *white* voters are also voting because he’s black. It’s historical and new. The young vote has always leaned more left, even if the majority don’t follow politics closely, they just don’t like the old white guy republicans because they’re not popular with the majority of the people they personally look up to, i.e. their friends and celebrities. What made them get out to vote is this historical change.. that a *black* man would be president. I’m around young people a lot where I work, many of them supported Barack, only one, maybe two, actually *followed* the politics of it all.

        I do wonder how the results would be if a female or other nationality won. Because Barack didn’t just win because he was black, but he also oozed charisma. Liquid gold practically fell from his mouth.
        Also I wonder now that the historical part is over, how many will come *back* to vote in 2012… I’m getting a feeling that a lot will not come back to vote, even if Obama runs again… since the magic is over.

        • Dana says:

          Can’t possibly be because people are terrified for the future because the frigging stock market fell out from under us on the old white men’s watch? Or because we went into an illegal war based on lies and have now killed over 4000 Ameircan troops and God knows how many Iraqis? Or because the old white guys only care about old white voters and the rest of us can go hang? Nah, it’s because he’s black. Well, you only think that because you vote for white guys ’cause they’re white.

          • the_original_shortright says:

            as one of the young white voters that JLH is talking about…. i can say that no, your reasons, Dana, aren’t the reason why a lot of my age group voted for Obama. the number of people i talked to who were voting for him because “it’s something new”, “we’ve never had a candidate who actually had a chance at winning who was black”, “well the white guys have had their chance, lets try something else”, “i want to be a part of history” or some other sort of comment like that is mind boggling. yet when i asked them WHY they were voting for obama besides the novelty aspect of it i got blank stares or the canned “well mccain is just too old”. they never once brought up the issues or anything that would prove that they actually paid attention to the election and made an informed decision.
            -
            i can also tell you that because i AM young and white that i received an endless number of calls from obamas campaign. they came to my house several times and i got mailings from them. in all these calls, house visits and mailings they didn’t highlight his policies – they highlighted “change” and him being black (when in reality he’s only HALF black).
            -
            in no way am i saying that all young white voters who voted for obama ONLY voted for the novelty aspect, but out of the close to 100 i talked to, i’d say only 4 or 5 of them had any concept of the issues. and that’s really sad. it’s our civic duty to know who the hell we’re voting for and why we’re voting for them… and in that aspect, a lot of my generation failed miserably.

    • hergieburbur says:

      Claire, Claire, Claire, How Naive are you? You can say the same thing about some supporters of EVERY candidate that’s ever run for public office? How many people voted for Bush simply because he was pro-life without knowing/caring about his stance on other issues? The Christian churches elected him last time on the wrong issues, and that turned out to be a total disaster…

      • hergieburbur says:

        What I am getting at is not a partisan speech, merely that that behavior is not unique among the sheeple in this country.

        • Seth says:

          “Sheeple” is an elitist term, used by people who think they are better than everyone else. When you see someone use the term, ’sheeple,’ run. They are not worth talking to, because they KNOW they are better than you. They KNOW that you can not take care of yourself. They KNOW that you need to be led around like the sheep you are, but THEY want to be the one doing it. They will not listen, they will only berate you for being stupid. Again, when you hear the word ’sheeple,’ run!

          • Philip Shade says:

            You ever play that game they had on the Scion website where you massacre sheeple and collect their blood to customize your ride? it was AWEESSOME

            there’s a vid at the link on my name

          • PortlandMark says:

            Well, I admit it: I’m guilty of using “Sheeple” to describe the followers of the neocon nutjobs that pushed so hard for us to get into Iraq. (I didn’t mind Afghanistan, that was the *right* war)

      • Mac says:

        just so you know pro-life and pro-choice are viewpoints on controversial issues, black and white aren’t, but in any case i agree with you voting only on one issue is wrong but i don’t think it is as bad as voting based solely on race

    • PortlandMark says:

      When did being black become an asset to being elected to national office?

  42. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA says:

    I am proud once more to be an American.

    • herb says:

      So what you’re saying is, up until now you -hated- America and wanted it overrun by Islamofascists?!

      (So do I get the job, Mr. Murdoch?)

  43. SmallTownAmerican says:

    I am thrilled that this man is now our President-Elect.
    .
    He got the vote of this white woman.
    .
    But I am SO afraid for him! I don’t want to be negative on this
    historic night, but the truth is undeniable. No doubt there are
    racists gathering already with evil plans.
    .
    Maybe IronMan could loan Barack his suit???

    • miss_scissors says:

      That’s my biggest fear. There have already been two thwarted plans, though one was a bunch of racist potheads with an armory in their garage and another was a pair or skinheads who planned on killing 88 black students then driving at Obama with a truck and firing at him as they did, both plans that wouldn’t have gotten very far anyway, I fear for Obama’s safety.

      And on the Ironman thing- That would be so awesome

      Why does my spellcheck still say Obama is mispelled? Argh!

      • minerva146 says:

        This is what the politics of hate and smears gets us! I am sorry if I sound like I’m harping, but this sort of “attack plans” I feel are as a result of the hate filled Rovian tactics that have been used the last few elections. It has done nothing except divide us like has not been seen in a very long time, and whip the crazies up into a homicidal frenzy! Look what you have wrought with this type of tactics! (This is a comment about the crazies, not about Miss Scissors)

        • miss_scissors says:

          I agree completely. The thing that bothers me most about politics has always been the hate and that those campaigning spend a majority of their time and campaign money harping on the opponent and saying nasty things about what their opponent has done and will or will not do instead of saying what they themselves will do to fix the problems. It’s frightening, and has bothered me since I was old enough to understand what politics were.

          • minerva146 says:

            Yes, there’s always been smearing, but Rove perfected the art. It’s frightfully disgusting. That is what has people ignorantly shouting “terrorist” and “kill him” at rallies, etc. Hopefully we can figure out a way to heal now.

    • oranegreen says:

      Well think of it this way: how many people thought Bush was going to be killed? He wasn’t. I’m pretty sure Obama won’t be assassinated, they’ve put up bulletproof glass around his podium tonight though…

      • miss_scissors says:

        it would still be cool to give him and ironman suit. might make it tougher to understand what he’s saying, though…

  44. Ian says:

    I really wanna see the LOL that would have gone up if, god forbid, McCain won!!

  45. Claire says:

    If you think about it though, You’re really really voting for vice pres this race. Because there are radical Obama haters out there who may try to harm him and McCain’s ready to croak. So who would you prefer? Pres Biden or Pres Palin?

  46. fromthesouth says:

    He makes “President” look GOOD…
    Hah! Get it? MIB reference! get it?… ahh never mind.
    Kudos to the US. Not sure what this will mean for us south of the border, but I’m happy anyway. If Obama is as good as we all hope, we in the rest of the world will miss having Bush to make fun of :P

  47. Jennifer says:

    and now we watch the country go to hell…

    No, not because he’s black, it has NOTHING to do with that, and that’s one of the problems…so many people voted for him just because he was a black man, it’s like reverse discrimination…a good number of them didn’t take the time to look into just WHO they were actually voting for.

    I fear for this country.

    • areyoukiddingme says:

      So that’s what Obama haters are playing now? THE RACE CARD!!! OMFG!!! “He won because he is black, and those who voted for him are a bunch of reversed racists”??? You people MUST be kidding.
      Nah, never mind. He won, end of story, suck it up.

    • ElbieSee says:

      Thing about playing the race card…

      Make sure your opponent doesn’t have a better hand.

    • Cindy says:

      Riiiiiigggghhhhttt. And Bill Clinton sealed up his huge percentage of AA votes when he played the sax because it’s a traditional black influenced instrument, not because of his policies.

      Blacks always have a huge percentage going to Democrats. Obama may have increased this percentage, but he ALSO did that among whites, and hispanics, etc…

    • Leah says:

      He won because everyone is sick of all the crap that the Bush gave out. How BUSH single handedly chewed up out nations and digested it to a piece of crap. Obama is the man to right our country.

    • Tessie says:

      “so many people voted for him just because he was a black man, it’s like reverse discrimination…a good number of them didn’t take the time to look into just WHO they were actually voting for.”

      Either you’re a mind reader, or you’re making some awfully unfounded assumptions here.