HOW MICROSOFT SEES OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE
HOW MICROSOFT SEES OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE
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HOW MICROSOFT SEES OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE
What’s going on in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: jsleno
linux laying there teling the hordes of windows users (sent out by evil mickeysoft monster grill bates) that if ya think i am going away, then come ON.
little do they realize that over half thier horde are secretly using LINUX , so lets watch and see if they notice
I used to be a huge Linux zealot. Not so much anymore… I still love Linux, but I’ve learned that it’s more about getting the right tool for the job. Kind of like an election that way… you pick the right candidate for the time. GOBAMA!
Same here. I’ve been using Linux for twelve years. The first few years, I wouldn’t even touch a Windows machine (unclean! heretical!) But quite frankly, Windows has gotten better. My Windows servers here at work have the same uptime stats that my Linux servers do. I still prefer open source solutions if they are available, especially working in government. I figure every time find an open source solution, I’m saving the taxpayers tens of thousands of dollar.
You are saving taxpayers money?!?!?
My God, man!
I know eh? Government: I’m doin’ it wrong.
Don’t worry that just means someone will be working harder to wast it, its human nature…
I prefer FreeBSD, but then I also prefer a properly implemented userland.
Properly implemented userland? What’s your definition of proper? I mean sure, certain Linux distributions have had library problems, or non standard layouts that made compiling from source a bear, but I haven’t had any problems recently.
GNOME, KDE, XFCE, or libcurses, Uncle Fester?
Nothing like trying to keep the monopoly in power.
If thats supposed to be Microsoft how come none of the cops are raping the penguin?
I don’t know microsoft rapes penguins.
Usually it’s the other way around!
In Soviet Russia.
Where did this “in soviet Russia things are the other way round” thing stem from?
… Can somebody get her the name of the comedian since his name eludes me at the moment?
It started with Yakov Smirnoff, the Russian comedian from the 80s. But it was Slashdot.org that popularized the phrase on the Internet. Slashdot was also the site of the first ‘first post!’
Oh, so it’s slash/dot I need to – thank.
Family guy helped with a Yakov Smirnoff joke in one of their earlier episodes too. I assume slashdot came first, but I’m too lazy to look it up.
A comedian?
Thanks muchly.
Yakov Smirnoff – LOL! That guy was funny as.. I couldn’t remember the name either, but I have seen his routine live.
As a sales rep for an open source program, I find this hugely amusing.
This is pretty political.
Was that sarcasm? “Lol News and Lol…” Not to mention, take a guess at where this picture could be taking place. Come on, just one guess. Think your post through just a bit more next time before hitting “Add comment”. Please.
No.
One of my friends made a cake complete with marzipan penguin for our coder friend’s B-day. It was pretty awesome.
Ok, just out of morbid curiosity, does anyone remember when DOS used to be free? My first copy was DOS 2.12.. It was in major competition with CPM in it’s day.
Someday, Eddie, we’ll teach these darn kids to stay off our lawn. *shakes fist* You kids with your youtubes and your GUI and your 3d Graphics! Why, in my day, we programmed our computers with front panel toggle switches, and we were grateful!
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My first family computer was a TRS-80 model I, but the first computer I ever used (back in 1976, I was six!) was my friend’s dad’s teletype terminal connected to his university mainframe. He’d let me waste reams of paper playing ‘hunt the wumpus’ and ‘lunar lander,’ (‘Your capsule is 200 miles above the moon. You are traveling at 640 feet per second. You have 200 units of fuel left. How much do you burn this second?’ That was the game.)
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I didn’t get an IBM compatible until much later, the late 80s I think. I was online before I’d ever even used DOS, we had a 1200 baud modem for the TRS-80, and an account on CompuServe and GEnie. Ahh, those were the days.
LOL! Yeah, baby, Bootstrap that damn system and let’s get rockin’!! I started out on Mainframes (i.e. CDC and Cray) before any such thing as PC’s were around.
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My first computer was a TI 99/4a with a tape recorder so I could back my code up.
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The version of Lunar Lander I played was actually on the system console with full graphics. We used to have competitions to see how far we could drive the lander into the moons surface.
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My first experience with ‘connecting online’ was the data couplers. You remember those? You dialed a number and had to put your phones handset into to two cups? It was the forerunner of 300 baud!
Small world, the TI 99/4a was the first computer that was all mine, not the family computer. And data couplers, haha! Yeah, that was what the teletype used.
The TI 99/4a had awesome graphics for it’s time. A full 16 bits rather then the 8 everyone else had.
I still liked my Commodore 64 better. I had that thing’s entire ROM practically memorized. The one thing I regret is that I never had the money for an
Amiga. Now those were way ahead of their time, they even had preemptive multitasking when most personal computer operating systems still used cooperative multitasking, at best.
Hay I read about all that stuff in ancient history class.
I used to have an Amiga A600, and program things in Amos Pro… ah, those were the days…
That’ll be their problem.
It’s actually charging at them very rapidly.
You’ve just made a happy man feel very old.
Billy Connolly?
Ya know what? I don’t care ‘cuz Apple pwns!
aw, poor penguin!
lame
just for the ones actually interested on what’s going on there.
first of all, that picture was taken on chile, 2006. that year thousands of highschool students and some university students (me included) protested to change the education policies at that time. In Chile students are often called “pingรผinos” (Penguins, in english) as they are required to wear penguin-like uniforms. that’s a funny picture i hadn’t seen actually… oh, almost forgot…
if you’re gonna change something in the frontpage (like saying who’s in that picture) i think that the most accurate description you’ll get is “A chilean highschool student”
I was just about to post the same. That scene happened in Santiago de Chile, 2006… Cops against students. Go figure.
I’m sorry , but without microsoft, computers would be very poor. We might’d be using dos
OR EVEN WORSE
MAC OS !!!!!
You do know that Microsoft “made” DOS, right? You *do* know that, right?
And you also know that Microsoft would never have had a GUI worth ANYTHING without the Mac OS, right? You *do* know that, don’t you?
Have you *used* the Mac OS since 1993? Have you? Windows XP (and certainly Windows Vista) don’t hold a candle to the power and ease of use of Mac OS X.
And, by the way, all the *touted* features of Windows Vista have been present in Mac OS X (and Linux) for years. Like, *years*. Go learn something different.
And, by the way, just because you know how to change stuff in the Windows Registry, doesn’t make you a “hacker,” man.
hope they don’t are jealous on gimp
men…comow!
we livin in capitalism system…what you can be?!