Comments on: LONGEVITY

By: Shindan

Shindan — Sat, 16 May 2009 23:31:18 +0000

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh snap! Bill o’Reilly just got righteously pwned!!

By: Shindan

Shindan — Sat, 16 May 2009 23:29:30 +0000

LOL. Damn straight!
(intellectual, no?)

By: Tracy

Tracy — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:53:04 +0000

this one literally made me LOL.

By: Danny J Morgan

Danny J Morgan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:08:58 +0000

Omg, I did not notice the freak in the background, after seein mccains scary face, I read the caption, laugh a little bit, look over to realize the demon lady, laugh so hard, ribs hurt, in tears, and now I am just trying to calm down.

Priceless

By: melody pohla

melody pohla — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:04:23 +0000

i lold in my pants and, yet it has made me spit out my drink xD

By: HR

HR — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:17:53 +0000

it’s chucky’s bride!

By: Cayt

Cayt — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:41:41 +0000

I dunno, it looks a bit more like a plea for help to me. XD

By: Nikropht

Nikropht — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:52:46 +0000

Stepford Wife… no no no more like humanoid Cylon!

By: n8squared

n8squared — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:22:33 +0000

It makes me upset to see that there are so many idiots in this country. son’t believe the lies the mccain adss and fox news tells you.
Obama is not what you think he is, he’s not tyour stereotypical african-american. who would you vote for, an african american pledged to bring hope to the american people, or a desperate idiot. plus it more like biden vs palin; a man with plenty experiance, or an idiot with no national or foreign experiance?

By: djeasyice

djeasyice — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:19:06 +0000

haha, zombie master.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:41:26 +0000

>_>
<_<

HOW ARE THOSE POLLS EP!!!!?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:40:33 +0000

Thank you, I do what I can to keep lulzyness in mind.

By: steadycat

steadycat — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:37:08 +0000

I laughed.

By: Musicmom870

Musicmom870 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:33:38 +0000

would have.
(insert more coffee here)
Gahh! Halloween parties at school!!! Halloween should be a “day off from work” holiday for teachers. No one should have to go through that!

By: Musicmom870

Musicmom870 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:31:43 +0000

If he’s getting paid they ought to ask for their money back! A good paid troll have something funny to say and informed arguments. Maybe like ema. Hmmmm. (kidding, of course)

By: markmier

markmier — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:12:55 +0000

I like “asspanda.”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:48:05 +0000

I do what I can to bring balance to the Schwartz.

By: UrMom

UrMom — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:30:28 +0000

I know -I- was offended as well. I worship the zombie master too, and this is not a flattering picture at all…

By: AngelMax

AngelMax — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:30:51 +0000

Am I the only Piers Anthony fan here who was instantly reminded of Jonathon the Zombie Master?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:28:10 +0000

“Manson lamps”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:26:10 +0000

“Manson lamps”

By: Jane

Jane — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:01:25 +0000

Me too!

By: cobrajoe

cobrajoe — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:55:47 +0000

Liberians? Wow, now that my brain is working, I realize that I made reference to people living in a country.

I only meant to make a “Silly but cute” name for the liberals.

Lemme just say: Whoops.

By: Rich Harris

Rich Harris — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:22:53 +0000

It sounds like somebody is a bit angry that his candidate is self-destructing. BTW, you misspelled “bastard” you dumbass republican. I guess that’s the caliber of people who get their world view from Bill o’Reilly and Sean Hannity.

By: vervain

vervain — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:01:08 +0000

This is my gripe, too. I vote for anything that’s actually funny, regardless of who it’s mocking.

By: vervain

vervain — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:53:10 +0000

This comment is the funniest bit of satire I’ve read all day!

Wait…you weren’t serious, were you?

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:57:39 +0000

Thank you! I was just about to make a comment about Librarians there but you beat me to it.

By: x-bert

x-bert — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:31:57 +0000

Judas Asscarrot? … hmmm

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:25:50 +0000

Why does he have a look that seems to be saying, “Forgive the freaky look my wife is giving you. But hey, I’m ok!”?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:23:48 +0000

Whew! Thanks for clarifying, GP!

By: GomerPhyls

GomerPhyls — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:20:51 +0000

I didn’t misread you… I accidentally posted my reply in the wrong spot. I read your posts often enough to know you’ve accepted your role as a hapless victim of the PK overlords who tell us what’s funny.

By: GomerPhyls

GomerPhyls — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:19:51 +0000

Wow… you kind of sound like that yourself… Hillary has come to peace with Obama and asked her supporters to do the same. The only people that stand to benefit from tearing down Obama and reminding everyone about the rift created during the primaries would be Republican trolls claiming they’re actually Democrats for Hillary.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:25:46 +0000

Because some of us believe the “Lol News and Politics” part. We’d like to believe a subtext of “unless it bashes liberals” doesn’t exist.

By: n8

n8 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:12:13 +0000

Asscarrot reminds me of Iscariot.
/random

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:11:48 +0000

Ah, this is where the grandfather clause come in.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:10:24 +0000

and certainly not used!

By: n8

n8 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:59:07 +0000

Perhaps he’s losing the faith. FSM knows I would, were I him.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:57:36 +0000

And try not to use caps like:

“Obama proves he wants to take your money and make you poor and sell us out to the massive muslim conspiracy!”

Sure, it makes your base happy, but really, it contains no humor.

That said, I will never get tired of:

“Bush is dumb!”
“McCain is old!”
“Obama has big ears!”

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:57:21 +0000

If so, his job is in recession as well… he hasnt been doing it a lot.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:53:12 +0000

I dunno, we still haven’t put paid to EP. I’m sure he’s getting paid for the trolling he does!

By: LewK

LewK — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:30:29 +0000

Seriously the people you see on the news, mare probably not us… In fact, half of us rarely see the light of day.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:16:11 +0000

Just south of Nogales.. hot as hell too!

By: Schmoe

Schmoe — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:13:02 +0000

I didn’t know Stepford was in Arizona.

By: Schmoe

Schmoe — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:12:19 +0000

I srsly lol’d at your “urine fest” comment. Creative profanity ftw!

By: Jamieteevee

Jamieteevee — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:50:06 +0000

Down in front, BIGNOSE!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:47:21 +0000

As long as we’re not encouraging Suzy Gluurk to spread more of his message
of speaking for babies and beheading them…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:44:46 +0000

Commies? Does this mean we can talk about my nose now?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:44:19 +0000

Asscarrot kinda makes me hungry for salad… and no… not tossed.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:43:17 +0000

One of us… one of us!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:01:41 +0000

Yeah, that is some serious triple-whammy Death Ray Glare [tm].