LONGEVITY
LONGEVITY
Because praying for the sweet release of death only gets you so far when there’s a goddamn Zombie Master behind you.
(John McCain, Cindy McCain)
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Seriously, what is up with her eyes in that picture? Bad photographer/lighting or what? Creepy.
It is quite creepy. In fact, she is quite creepy.
She’s got those freaking Evil Orphan Annie eyes a lot of the time. It is not a trick of the light, they show up all the time.
Why does he have a look that seems to be saying, “Forgive the freaky look my wife is giving you. But hey, I’m ok!”?
I dunno, it looks a bit more like a plea for help to me. XD
“Manson lamps”
“Manson lamps”
I really did LOL on this one…not just typing the stupid letters.
Me too!
Me too!
I had to instantly favorite, this is awesome.
Creeeeeeeepy.
I actually laughed on this one. Very clever, well done.
NOT FUNNY! NOT APPROPRIATE!
Just MORE HATE from YOU COMMIE LIBERAL BASTURDS!
Someone pokes a little fun at your messiah and you all whine,
but it’s ok for you to do whatever the hell you want? WTF?
OH! I remember… It’s the DOUBLE F*ing STANDARD!
I thought we were making fun of the expression. Did your pants survive that urine fest?
I srsly lol’d at your “urine fest” comment. Creative profanity ftw!
Thank you, I do what I can to keep lulzyness in mind.
Stick a humongous sausage in it already, Doc.
Waaaaaaaaahmbulance.
I’m glad someone called the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahmbulance. It’s needed in this case.
What was that high pitched whining noise just now? What an annoying sound.
Settle down, spaz.
Just out of curiosity, how do you make it through the day with so much displaced rage. Are you self employed? I hope so.
Forgot a ? after my first question, but we get the idea.
*cough* Post Office *cough*
That explains why he’s GOING POSTAL! *realize what I just said, shoot myself*
I seem to find its the conservatist who make more whining, and i’m swing, so you can’t yell at me.
I don’t know, from my mid-point stance, it looks about equal. The liberals around here just go about it in a less-obvious way.
That’s ’cause we’re intellectual elitists. It’s a more refined whining, not whining the common man can identify with.
Less whining, more snark.
Actually, I almost agree… Sure, it seems the conservies seem to complain more, but it also seems that they have more to complain about here.
On some other sites I go to, the libs (sorry, liberians…) seem to whine more. But they will go to lengths to try to make you look stupid, cause they’re “elitist” and all that… (It’s really quite funny.)
In the news today, they were talking about a lady who was working for Obama’s campaign, and how they paid people to go to YouTube and other websites and claim to be Republicans voting for Obama, slime Pailin since they were afraid of her and to shoot down any negative comments about Obama.
Not just campaign workers voicing their opinions , but as paid trolls.
I can’t help but notice how many people on here fit that bill perfectly.
And I’m a Hillary Democrat (was).No I’m not voting for Obama or McCain.
McCain really is Bush 3 and Obama showed what a sleaze he was in the primaries.
OMG CONSPIRACY.
Yes it is and it should scare you very badly !!!! (Booga Booga!)
Gives CJ back the tinfoil hat that blew off.
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For the record, any troll that is being paid and shows up here is caught out pretty quickly and sumarily executed. Those of the Republican Party stand by an applaud as we hate those who open us up to disparaging remarks.
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Oh, I should also add that Democratic Trolls meet the same fate. So, where do YOU stand today? On the side of trolldom, or with the rest of us?
One of us… one of us!
I dunno, we still haven’t put paid to EP. I’m sure he’s getting paid for the trolling he does!
If so, his job is in recession as well… he hasnt been doing it a lot.
Perhaps he’s losing the faith. FSM knows I would, were I him.
>_>
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HOW ARE THOSE POLLS EP!!!!?
Ah, this is where the grandfather clause come in.
If he’s getting paid they ought to ask for their money back! A good paid troll have something funny to say and informed arguments. Maybe like ema. Hmmmm. (kidding, of course)
would have.
(insert more coffee here)
Gahh! Halloween parties at school!!! Halloween should be a “day off from work” holiday for teachers. No one should have to go through that!
Wow… you kind of sound like that yourself… Hillary has come to peace with Obama and asked her supporters to do the same. The only people that stand to benefit from tearing down Obama and reminding everyone about the rift created during the primaries would be Republican trolls claiming they’re actually Democrats for Hillary.
I was with you until you apologized to the Liberians. I thought we were making fun of ancient politicians and not west african countries. Maybe we need to be more careful.
What have Librarians done so bad we can’t apologise to them?
Thank you! I was just about to make a comment about Librarians there but you beat me to it.
Liberians? Wow, now that my brain is working, I realize that I made reference to people living in a country.
I only meant to make a “Silly but cute” name for the liberals.
Lemme just say: Whoops.
LOL. Damn straight!
(intellectual, no?)
Inside voices…PLEASE!
Please refrain from comparing my Messiah to John McCain..
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Oh.. I get it – you were referring to Obama…
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Great Testicles of Cerberus – Do you realize that if the library finds out that you’re using their computer to spread stupidity they’ll take away your card and drop you from your GED class?
Great Testicles of Cerberus, I think that turn of phrase beats my Flaming Flying Fist Rape.
*takes a bow*
but I still like asshat as a catch-all..
“Assmarmot” and “asscarrot” are also useful terms.
Asscarrot kinda makes me hungry for salad… and no… not tossed.
and certainly not used!
Asscarrot reminds me of Iscariot.
/random
Judas Asscarrot? … hmmm
I like “asspanda.”
“Commies”?? [snortle] What the f@#k is this, 1953?
Commies? Does this mean we can talk about my nose now?
Down in front, BIGNOSE!
Seriously the people you see on the news, mare probably not us… In fact, half of us rarely see the light of day.
This comment is the funniest bit of satire I’ve read all day!
Wait…you weren’t serious, were you?
It sounds like somebody is a bit angry that his candidate is self-destructing. BTW, you misspelled “bastard” you dumbass republican. I guess that’s the caliber of people who get their world view from Bill o’Reilly and Sean Hannity.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh snap! Bill o’Reilly just got righteously pwned!!
I know -I- was offended as well. I worship the zombie master too, and this is not a flattering picture at all…
I seriously schnorfed coffee through my nose at this. Hahaha! Ow.
Omg I had my mouth full when I looked at this. Bad plan!
LMFAO!
This one fits. It’s funny.
Hottest. Zombie Master. Ever.
Ewww!!!!!
Seems more like the coldest Zombie Master ever
Then I guess she’s doin it rite….
Am I the only Piers Anthony fan here who was instantly reminded of Jonathon the Zombie Master?
Sweet zombie Jes- that lady. Creepy.
Oddly that’s the most natural smile I’ve seen on his face in months.
or hers . . .
I just feel sorry for whomever she’s giving the laser eyes to.
“Her eyes just cut through to your soul…”
Unfortunately for her, my family had my soul taken to the vet and put to sleep a long, long time ago…
Oh John… I thought we were friends… I thought we were friends… friends… coffee… how could you do a thing like that? Like that? Like that? Like that? Friends… friends…
Yeah, that is some serious triple-whammy Death Ray Glare [tm].
John: My friends… help me… please…
Cindy: SILENCE MINION! Tonight we campaign at Miskatonic Univeristy.
Argh, typing fail.
Ia, Ia. Cthulhu pthagn
May I be eaten first!
Gaah, just in time for Halloween!
Good thing I have my costume planned out – otherwise I’d be traumatizing the neighbor kids.
lol- “pthagn” love it.
Man- there’s not even ANY Obama LOL’s making fun of him on the Vote page anymore!!!
I can haz censorship ?
Gee, you just noticed? Some of us have bitched about that for ages. We have made our peace with the Admins that post them and have accepted the status quo. You should either do the same, or ‘u can haz exit’.
Minerva is absolutely correct here… I’ve emailed PK and asked them and they said they absolutely do not censor what goes on the voting pages. Don’t believe me? Here’s their email address so you can ask for yourself: punditkitchen@gmail.com.
No, the real problem is that Republicans are incapable of being funny and they’re the only ones making fun of Obama… Except maybe DWN who had to make some just so ya’ll would STFU.
And for the record I did see one Obama LOL someone made after I asked for almost a month and this is the best they could do (I saw it on the vote page too! Doing horribly of course)
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/28/128696960653152342.jpg
Damnit… this was supposed to be in response to Minerva’s comment farther down…
“Again, if you want to see them, make some.”
Don’t take this wrong, but I think you completely misread what I posted. It was meant tongue-in-cheek.
I didn’t misread you… I accidentally posted my reply in the wrong spot. I read your posts often enough to know you’ve accepted your role as a hapless victim of the PK overlords who tell us what’s funny.
Whew! Thanks for clarifying, GP!
I do what I can to bring balance to the Schwartz.
Why do people think that PK has to be bi-partisan?
If you want to make fun of Obama, vist a partisan Republican site.
Because some of us believe the “Lol News and Politics” part. We’d like to believe a subtext of “unless it bashes liberals” doesn’t exist.
Again, if you want to see them, make some.
P.S. They still have to be funny.
Well, as you know, not always..
LOL. Ok, you got me there. We might settle for slightly witty? or at least, not a diatribe??
As long as we’re not encouraging Suzy Gluurk to spread more of his message
of speaking for babies and beheading them…
And try not to use caps like:
“Obama proves he wants to take your money and make you poor and sell us out to the massive muslim conspiracy!”
Sure, it makes your base happy, but really, it contains no humor.
That said, I will never get tired of:
“Bush is dumb!”
“McCain is old!”
“Obama has big ears!”
This is my gripe, too. I vote for anything that’s actually funny, regardless of who it’s mocking.
I didn’t know Stepford was in Arizona.
Just south of Nogales.. hot as hell too!
I laughed.
haha, zombie master.
It makes me upset to see that there are so many idiots in this country. son’t believe the lies the mccain adss and fox news tells you.
Obama is not what you think he is, he’s not tyour stereotypical african-american. who would you vote for, an african american pledged to bring hope to the american people, or a desperate idiot. plus it more like biden vs palin; a man with plenty experiance, or an idiot with no national or foreign experiance?
Stepford Wife… no no no more like humanoid Cylon!
it’s chucky’s bride!
i lold in my pants and, yet it has made me spit out my drink xD
Omg, I did not notice the freak in the background, after seein mccains scary face, I read the caption, laugh a little bit, look over to realize the demon lady, laugh so hard, ribs hurt, in tears, and now I am just trying to calm down.
Priceless
this one literally made me LOL.