Comments on: Give us your Frankens, your Stevenses, your hot issues…

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:37:00 +0000

It dosen’t get any better…well yeah it does, but this is ok too!

By: Bradypus_tridactylus

Bradypus_tridactylus — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:09:00 +0000

A post using the word “sandyvag” followed by a post using “Wanker!”
…
*Tries to stop thinking*

By: Bradypus_tridactylus

Bradypus_tridactylus — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:07:07 +0000

So true. So very true

By: Bradypus_tridactylus

Bradypus_tridactylus — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:05:51 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until he gets the information that he needs.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:02:43 +0000

This site is awesome, where else can a discussion about if the site is staying after the election devolce into a totally unrelated political debate. Is this cool or what?

By: dave-o

dave-o — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 01:33:05 +0000

Dang. You’re onto us.

Seriously, is that the best you can do? “Do you hate democracy that much?” Hang on while I jam a coat hanger up my nostrils into my brain in an attempt to kill off some brain cells so as to even the mental playing field a bit.

Of course they’re voted on, but (assuming no monkey-business by the site’s vote counters) all that proves is that the V-A-A-A-ST majority of people who vote on this site are of a liberal persuasion. I’d at least hope that if I wanted to see some LOLs poking fun at Democrats, I could click the “Democrat” link and see some. Pffffft. I just did that and 3 of the first 5 are anti-Republican (and explain to me why “Hey! I can see Russia from here! Shut up, George.” is even UNDER the “Democrat” link).

If this site wants to allow itself to become ruled by liberals, that’s fine. Just don’t complain (or try to deny it) when someone points it out.

(By the way, I’m a conservative/Libertarian, not a Republican, so you’re “I know you’re a Republican…” lead in is wrong. Presumption FAIL.)

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000

It’s the Democrats who hate democracy. That’s why they’ve got groups like ACORN registering dead people to vote in all the states.

Heck, maybe they’re doing the same thing on PK.

By: Simon

Simon — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:48:29 +0000

They’re all voted for.

I know you’re a Republican, but do you hate democracy that much?

By: Bus

Bus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:52:17 +0000

OMG NO WAI LIBERALS AREn”T ELITIST OMG!!!11

I seriously shouldn’t do that, now I’ve got a headache. Just typing like a liberal gives me a migraine.

By: Bus

Bus — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:49:51 +0000

Slow down – That kind of logic will make you an outcast here. Liberals hate common sense.

This place is so fair-handed with their posts, they have to make fun of Republicans out of fear. Of course, that statement makes no sense, but neither do liberals, so at least it’s in good company.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:14:45 +0000

and goofy photos of things like the Olympics

Hey! Why aren’t there any Philly lolz on here yet? Oh, yeah… they have to be of something interesting….

By: ema

ema — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:51:52 +0000

Obama’s ears.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:09:32 +0000

I’ve made my peace with it.. I may not like it, but hey, that’s life..

By: dave-o

dave-o — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:07:37 +0000

Are you denying that the V-A-A-A-A-ST majority of the LOLs posted here are anti McCain/Palin/Republican and/or pro Obama/Democrat? Or are you just happy that they are and don’t like someone pointing it out?

By: piman

piman — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:41:14 +0000

The same thing we talked about before the election really got started. Politicians with captions.

By: piman

piman — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:40:08 +0000

You don’t hate to say it in the slightest, or you wouldn’t say it. Polls have Obama in front in the popular vote and electoral votes.

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:18:06 +0000

…then it had to pull over to pee

By: Yo mama

Yo mama — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:11:38 +0000

what will we talk about when the election is over?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:40:13 +0000

Hubba hubba

By: scum-bot

scum-bot — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:06:54 +0000

holy frick that young? lol

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:12:27 +0000

and you of course..

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:09:00 +0000

Hey, are these your toys here? They just seemed to come flying out of your pram.

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:04:32 +0000

Still against democracy and voting then?

By: CJ

CJ — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:01:20 +0000

* Note- only LOL’s making fun of Conservatives, babies, Catholics allowed.

By: CJ

CJ — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:00:26 +0000

Wanker !

By: Obama's Orgasm Squad

Obama's Orgasm Squad — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:45:52 +0000

Yup! There will be plenty of politics to mock. REPUBLICAN POLITICS!

I hates to say it… but Obama isn’t gunna win! I work for the man, I’m here at the Detroit Campange Headqarters and theyre running around scared!

OLD MAN/President McCAIN and HOT CHICK/Vice President PALIN will sure keeps us entertained for the next 4 yeras.

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:39:58 +0000

And the anti-republican candidate will get in the White House as well, what an awful system this is where people are allowed to vote. Best try and convince people to turn up to the polls on the wrong day or try and wipe off as many newly registered voters as possible. High turnout of voters is disastrous news for you in real life as well as on Pundit Kitchen.

By: katillac

katillac — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:39:06 +0000

Quick! Someone call a whaambulance! Looks like a severe case of sandyvag.

By: piman

piman — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:38:36 +0000

It took longer than moments. It took thousands of years.
It expanded at roughly the speed of light at first, as I recall reading. Then it sped up.

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:38:03 +0000

Oh boo-hoo, I thought you’d vanished to sit around on NewsMax or somewhere where you won’t feel so oppressed?

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:32:11 +0000

And, as always, only the anti-Republican LOLs will get to the front page.

By: cheezburger

cheezburger — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:56:10 +0000

We’ve been around since March of 2008. There’s plenty of politics to mock.

By: cheezburger

cheezburger — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:55:45 +0000

We’re not going anywhere.

By: scum-bot

scum-bot — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:27:19 +0000

I think they’re referring to the election, not the site. Do they do this every election? or has the site been around since last election?

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:08:21 +0000

He also prays to Chuck Norris.

By: flodnak

flodnak — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:51:48 +0000

Wait, wait, what do you mean, GO OUT with a bang? You can’t stop the party yet! We’re still having fun!

The election will end, but political figures will keep making donkeybutts out of themselves. There is much left to mock!!

By: I did it for the lulz

I did it for the lulz — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:29:18 +0000

Haha, hoho, heehee, hoohoo! I think it would be more interesting if it were a Big Bang. A singularity expanding to the size of our galaxy in moments would be a sight to see. Otherwise it’s more like an infomercial product “Ok, god can make things… what else does he do?”

By: Pendo

Pendo — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:27:41 +0000

But Punditkitchen will always exist! Because politcs will GO ON THE FLOOR AND DIE

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:16:39 +0000

What do you mean by “go out with a bang”? PK isn’t going to go away is it?! Also, would this be a “big bang” or a “creationism” bang?