I’m Barack Obama…
I’m Barack Obama and I approve this future cheezburger
(Barack Obama)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: lilyofthevalley
Show Only: Democrats | Republicans | Media | Military
« Previous are you trying to seduce me mrs. Palin? | This is why… Next »
First
And
I find this to be very moooving.
:-p
No bull?
Udderly amazing.
This is funny… I’m still concerned that Obama won’t adhere to the leather of the law if he’s elected though.
(we’re gonna milk this one for all it’s worth, aren’t we.)
Hay! That udderly ridiculous !
I would steak my reputation on my previous statement.
I hope we all take this election by the horns and vote. =D
If we want to make a difference, get off the cowch and vote
that is a very tender and juicy sentiment
cud we stop this please?
Yes, please steer clear.
Whoa there!
Moooving on…
Moooooooo
Easy there, Bessie. Don’t get moooody.
Ha ha! You guys are veally, veally funny!
I veal your pain.
cown we please stop the puns?
Fine…
*storms off in a hoof*
I didn’t know there were so many cow related puns!
You should have seen the few hundred post long thread in
Failblog that was made up of country and city names… I am
proud to have been a part of that one. I believe it was under the
“medical herpes” fail.
Allow me to steak a claim to the tail end of this cheesy thread!
…
“medical herpes fail”
…
cow breed fail…………….it’s a dairy cow…………..not good cheezburger
Awesome
Looks like he’s trying to faith-heal it.
I was sorely tempted to use that, but I had a feeling it would never see the light of day, given the prevailing bias of the site…
“For lo, when I consume thee as a cheeseburger, you shall become part of The One, and shall know everlasting awesomeness.”
Something like that?
THE POWER OF CHEEZUS COMPELS YOU!
*applause*
Very good!!
Hey, I approve of most of Obama’s platform, and I’d rather emigrate to the frozen north (nothing against Canada as a country, I just can’t handle cold winters too well) than see Palin anywhere NEAR the White House.
But have you heard his idiocy about “making loans available to small business?” Loans are available, if there appears to be a chance you can pay them back. If you just approve loans willy-nilly to people who can’t pay them back–well, just look what that’s already done to the economy. Obama’s right about a lot of things, but approving more loans is not the solution to that particular problem.
I’m not much of an Obama fan, but this one did give me a chuckle…
Check my name, I think I made a properly geeky version of this.
Personally, I like mine better… But I may be biased. ;D
I prefer mine… I can’t believe no one else thought about this in the comments.. that is TOTALLY an attempt at the Vulcan mind meld!
Attempt,yes,epic phail,also yes,the cows are too strong willed to be brianwashed by such a fool.
Except that Mind Melding isnt a brain wash… you’re thinking of a Jedi mind trick…
So… might I say *begins to write citation* Thats a HUGE fail citation on mixing
Star Wars lore, and Star Trek lore… thats a shame… you could be looking at life
for this one son…
Dude… Mine is a mind meld too…
Well, you know what they say about great minds…
.. they’re few and far between..
. or something..
Weird, it somehow linked to one of my other pictures instead. The name-link’s fixed!
lol!
Because if he wins, everything must meet his approval.
“In short, Obama and his disciples only demand one kind of transcendence from all Americans. We must, as Obama likes to say, unite as one people, one nation, one American family and transcend all of our misgivings about Barack Obama. Then, and only then, will The One fulfill his wife’s pledge and fix our broken souls. Only a racist could possibly disagree.”
really? NO hippy “don’t eat meat, eat tofu” jackasses opposing this? I AM impressed!
don’t eat meat (or as I like to call it, the forbidden fruit), tofu and kale are mega yummo.
I’m a veggie. I don’t mind if other folk eat cows. (But I do enjoy making comical “moo” sounds when a carnivorous friend tucks into a beefburger.
)
Veg here too. Also a part of the “I’ll eat what I want, you eat what you want. But the look on your face is pretty funny when I moo as you bite into that burger.” philosophy.
Don’t tell me what to do with my life and digestive system, and I will do the same for you.
The rare few times people have mooed at me eating, I told them I like it rare and they looked tasty.
I’ve only done it a couple times, and to the same person. All in good fun. He has yet to come back with that one though…
I try to have wit so I tend to respond.
So… would you be offended if someone crapped on your food while you were
eating it? Since thats fertilizing it?
Not saying I would… Im not much of a scat on demand type guy.
Offended? They would probably not get far enough to even do it. If they somehow managed, I would be opening my Big Ol’ Can of Southern Whupass..
You do realize that mooing while eating does not destroy the integrity of the food, while defecating on it most certainly would and would more than likely make me or anyone else extremely sick. So, no, not offense, but disgust and I would not hang around such a person again.
Lucky for this cow, it’s a DAIRY cow, and in no danger of ever becoming a cheezburger. Well, unless you consider the milk might become the cheeze.
Even the cow is looking at him with admiration.
INSIGHT
“The power to tax is the power to destroy.” —Chief Justice John Marshall
“Don’t expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.” —Calvin Coolidge
“When it becomes dominated by a collectivist creed, democracy will inevitably destroy itself.” —Fredrich August von Hayek
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.” —H. L. Mencken
Oligarchy (see: power in the hands of the wealthy) causes the lower class to suffer the dangers while the upper class reaps the rewards. – Thucydides.
Nice. Now find four more.
Not really necessary.. his one quote kinda trumped all 4 of ohno’s in my opinion.
Considering that his one quote was used in context, toward the current situation.
Ohno’s were all taken out of context, and linked to the current situation peripherally.
I can’t tell if he looks frightened, or if he has a very strong empathic “spock-like” mind-meld going on with this cow.
He’s letting this consituency know their kind will soon be elevated; all *citizen* humans will be herded and regarded less than cattle.
This is actually quite humorous. Though I must say for a moment there, when I saw Barack, I thought there might be a lol that actually made fun of him instead of Palin/McCain for once…how could I be so naive. =)
Still funny, though.
you forgot the buns
Oh, I’m sure he has them.
Definitely.
and would you like your buns toasted?
What? No Sistine Chapel references?
Alright, made one the conservatives should love about this picture. Check the linkage, tis the newest one.
That’s just epic. XD
I figured you would like it.
I actually have funny pictures of Obama to work with.
I find it sad though, that you actually have to say something you dont believe for
anyone other than Ema, eddie and Froofrou to appreciate…
We’re enlightened and a tribute to our party.
-
Or something like that
-
DWM, I loved the McCain Sith Powers one too!!
YAY! I like being a tribute.. unless of course it means being hurled into a fiery volcano. Then I have an issue with it..
You’d have to be a virgin for that, so I think we’re all safe here
But there are some tribes in Papua New Guinnea that don’t make that distinction. A tribute is a tribute, no matter the offering.
Let’s go for the alternate tribute… the non-volcano one just in case.
Ok, that sounds like a very good idea!
I left my heart in a volcano? Wasn’t that a song?
You really are, and despite how much the Republicans have opened themselves
up to bashing this year, I do have to say I respect you all for your steadfast
patience, wisdom, and insight on many subjects. I do have one criticism though….
Could you wear shorter skirts maybe? A low cut V-neck mayhaps?
…… That goes for you too Eddie.
Yea Eddie! And send pictures
Oh yeah, you might want to go out and invest in a lot of eye bleach first.
“Yes master, I shall obey..” A Master of BS.. VERY GOOD!
Nice one, I lol’d!!
The pic is from Obama’s visit to Penn State last spring. In actuality, he probably learned a lot from his mind meld with that above average university bovine.
…That’s a dairy cow.
aww poor cow