Hey, pops…
Hey, pops, can I borrow the credit card and go to the mall? I need some clothes.
(Sarah Palin, John McCain)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: starstattoo
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Hey, pops, can I borrow the credit card and go to the mall? I need some clothes.
(Sarah Palin, John McCain)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: starstattoo
ROFL
*insert whining right wing wank below*
Bend over and I’ll insert a whining right wing wank below…
*splat*
Sorry, too late…
hot
Oh GOODIE! Hot right wing on left wing action!
*splat*
Sorry, too late…
I swear I clicked “Reply to this comment”…
Wrong card. It was the RNC that bought the clothes, not the campaign.
And they didn’t just dress her. They were for the entire family.
Not to mention the fact that 1/3 was sent back unworn, 1/3 is in the cargo hold of a plane and all of it will be donated to charity after the election.
Fact check fail.
I didn’t know lols had to go through fact check.
I wish they would since that way things would funnier and less bipartisan.
Do you mean less partisan?
Riiiight.
And Carlin’s & Dirty Words would be funnier without all the swearing
“And they didn’t just dress her. They were for the entire family.”
Even baby Trig! Your donation dollars hard at work!
They didn’t just dress her… they made her FABULOUS!
She’s already fabulous!
Fabulous? not hardly! It’s a sad day when all you see is the outside of the person and think WOW!! PERFECT – when you know everyone around is seeing the rotten putrid inside just fine.
So go hang her in effigy–…oh wait, you guys already did !
What? You bastards!
You didn’t even invite me… :’(
No matter who you are voting for, hanging Gov. Palin in effigy is disgusting and should be a crime. It is unacceptable. There are always gonna be assholes in this world. How sad.
Are you saying Sarah is well hung and it’s disgusting? I concur, the man in a dress thing never did it for me.
Funny FAIL.
“First off, Palin just outright lied, or accused the McCain campaign of outright lying, about her new $150,000 wardrobe they bought her to gussy her up for Joe Six Pack. Palin now claims the clothes aren’t hers. But the best part was what the McCain campaign said next:
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A senior adviser to John McCain told CNN’s Dana Bash that the comments about her wardrobe “were not the remarks we sent to her plane this morning.”
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It’s pretty clear that the reports of warfare between the Palin and the McCain camps are now confirmed as true.”
****This happens to be my submission****
Another inaccuracy in my caption is “pops”, since John McCain isn’t actually Sarah Palin’s father, and none of Palin’s actual purchases were made on any credit card bearing John McCain’s name.
Which I would think would be so obvious that it would make any other inaccuracies appear INTENTIONALLY ABSURD for humor’s sake.
AdmiralSirJohn, I invite you to lighten up.
No worries. In eight days, someone will be elected, and Americans will mostly stop flailing about in great political angst. Everyone will lighten up … until the next presidential election machine starts grinding its gears.
I’m sorry but WHO CARES if it’s being donated to charity. That dosn’t make it any better it probably makes it worse. I mean what homeless person cares if they are wearing D&G they just want to be warm. If they are going to waste that much money dressing her they should at least be selling the clothes on Ebay or something to try and recoup the costs and pay Americans back for the Giant waste of money.
And the RNC dressed baby Trig, too? Aw, how sweet. I didn’t know that was a function of the RNC? That’s a lot of donations from it’s members to make sure Trig looks good on the campaign trail.
so a combination ov pickiness, wastefulness, and ‘charity donations’ (what, a $25,000.00 jacket at goodwill?) justifies exhorbitant expenditures?
So lets get this right…The GOP spends loads of cash on clothes for a state governor, AND her ‘manly man” husband and kids, then they return some of them (they look TOO common) and the rest they don’t wear (I don’t LIKE these FREE clothes, they make my ass look TOO big) oh and when we’re done with them, give them to the commoners. Regular Woman of the People — FAIL
I dunno, the last time I bought clothes for a couple months it only came to $600. But that’s me, I’m just a Joe Sixpack.
John McCain is inflating…
Is he storing nuts in his cheek like a squirrel?
Their Lieberman’s nuts… He is just holding onto them.
*facepalm*
They’re… God I hate this headcold.
It’s ok, we took care of the rants and sexual innuendo while you were away, and threw in a few about your wang, just for good measure…
Always good to measure.
Yes your wang was thrown about quite a bit while you were gone…
And now… for this lovely rendition of Detachable penis… Spoken Word,
Shatner style… here goes…
Hah! I love that song, and imagining Shatner ’singing’ it just made my week!
Now that’s freaking funny…DWN you are the MAN.
Oh. My. God. O_O
Wonder which charity organization will get her high-priced fashion clothes…….. Salvation Army, Goodwill or what…….. and just who will want to buy them ? Maybe one of those up-scale charities in New York, Chicago or L.A. and the proceeds will go do Downs Syndrome children. Why not just donate the $150,000 to charity to sbegin with ? Would create a lot better publicity.
Sarah Palin designer wardrobe 150,000 dollars. Her wink is priceless.
RNC wardrobe, used during the campaign and donated to charity after the election.
I saw those shoes she was wearing. They were undoubtely Christian Louboutin.
With a $800 pricetag. WAT.
New slogan — Judge Dred gives McCain the evil eye before he is sent out to the wastelands.
Still cheaper than Obama’s $5,300,000 styrofoam Reichstag.
In this last week I’m expecting epic trolling out of you, EP. EPIC. PUT 4CHAN TO SHAME.
Ditto. Come on EP! You can do it! Troll harder!
Evil Pundit ‘08
Heh, if that’s all you can muster, then the game’s over.
Na, Reichstag is on the right (McCain-Palin)…Obama gets the Kremlin. Can’t you righties get your metaphors straight?
Well yesterday it was the Nuremberg… sooo, I think EP’s kinda getting his locations backwards.
Oh.. and DWN’s wang.
You know… Im beginning to think that how often EP’s been bringing up Nazi’s since we’ve enacted this new law, that he enjoys having DWN’s Wang………………………………………………………………………………… in conversation. >:-)
You may be on to something. Hmmmmmm
I wonder if he’s been in minneapolis lately? hey… is that how they chose the convention site?
Sure, we could have feed multiple hungry families instead. But, don’t worry, we recycled.
I must say Michelle O looked mighty fine in her sleeveless $34.95 H+M dress she wore on the campaign trail with her hubby. (what’s his name, again?)
That One.
awwwwwww what a wholesome american family.