O’REILLY
O’REILLY
/O-ry-lee/
noun 1. Dishonest
2. Blowhard
3. Loud and opinionated
SEE ALSO asshat
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Nothing funny about it.
Sophomoric and weak.
It’s such a large target and the shot dropped flat.
O’RLY?
that was funnier than the lol IMO
No..
O’Reilly.
YA’RLY!
I know right?
This lol is so ‘opiniated’.
Thanks to Bill Oreilly and Sean Hannity we get honest reporting and the facts.
I hope everyone knows the real facts about the canidates running for president.
I was at the Sarasota John Mccain rally and it was sold out as my wife and I just made it in.
We also attended the SaraH Palin rally at the Tampa convention center and it was fantastic and a lot of young people were there.
My wife Dr. Sonia Dillon who earned a Ph.D. in Public Administration and International Affairs from the University of Pittsburgh in 1995. Master in Business Administration – Harvard Business School – 1976, agrees with John Mccain that Obamas message about spreading the wealth which will raise taxes along with Obamas other plans is not a good idea.
There is not to much that we know about Obama therefore you don’t know what will happen to the United States Internationaly and economicaly.
Obamas associations have a lot of dark clouds.
The National Association of Schools of Public Affairs and Administration (NASPAA) chose Dr. Sonia Dillon Ph.D dissertation among the five best in the U.S.A. for a National Award in 1996. Because of Dr. Dillon’s exchange of the dissertation with the late U.S. Secretary of Commerce Ron Brown, it is believed that the U.S. initiative to examine the MERCOSUR was undertaken by the Clinton Administration. Additionally the Inter-American Bank referenced the dissertation at the formation of WHFTA.
1.Dr. Dillon’s Dissertation was an impact assessment of Latin American trading blocs (Central America Trading bloc (CACC), the Andean Pact (ANPACT) and Mercado del Sur (South Market – MERCOSUR). The mathematical models of Dr. Dillon’s dissertation predicted that if economic policies between USA and Latin America would not change, European and Asian countries (mainly Japan, Korea and China) would be dominating the markets of capital equipments and technologies of Latin America in years to come. A copy of this Dissertation was sent to the U.S. Commerce Department in 1996. Later on, (according to Professor Jerome McKinney, University of Pittsburgh) the Clinton Administration used Dr. Dillon’s Ph.D dissertation for an evaluation of MERCOSUR performance in 1997.
2.Dr. Dillon developed the first mathematical model for an index of competitiveness by sectors (ICS). The ICS measures the level of economic advantage of one economic sector in regard to others. This economic advantage allows specific sectors to be more competitive domestically, in trading blocs and bilateral agreements. The ICS can be positive or negative. When the ICS is positive is greater than zero (0) and minus than one (1). On the other hand, when the ICS is negative is always equal or greater than one (1). The ICS index is highly important and recommended for a country seeking participation in trading blocs and bilateral agreements, and to evaluate the economic strength of its economic sectors before signing such agreements. It is also important in defining domestic economic policies. The ICS has a copyright from 2005 and it is registered at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC.
Listen to a expert that already has predicted 10 years before something became true. Dr. Sonia has Vision and Vision does not mean that someone only with a education has a Vision, this is a gift from god along with the education.
I almost forgot to mention something very important, when Sonia was doing her Ph.D dissertation other students told her that it was not a good Idea to use the word GOD in her dissertation, well she wasn’t afraid to use the word GOD.
I believe there are about 1500 pages that she wrote in her book and you can see for yourself at the University of Pittsburgh.
See below some facts about Sarah Palin:
Subject: Don’t let looks deceive you …
Very interesting…
> Date: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:54 AM
> Everyone is entitled to their opinion, just make sure that
> you’re making an “educated” choice on Nov 4th.
>
>
> > Bet you didn’t know this …
> >
> > Question: What is America’s first line of missile
> interceptor defense
> > that protects the entire United States?
> >
> > Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska
> National Guard.
> >
> > > Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on
> permanent active duty?
> >
> > Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska
> National Guard >
> >
> > >>Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the
> 49th Missile Defense
> > Battalion of Alaska National Guard?
> >
> > Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska
> >
> > >>>Question: What governor is routinely
> briefed on highly classified
> > military issues, homeland security, and counter
> terrorism?
> >
> > Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska >
> >
> > >>>>Question: What U.S. governor has a
> higher classified security rating
> > than either candidate of the Democrat Party? >
> >
> > Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska.
> > This is a
> woman used to keeping secrets. She can be entrusted with our
> >national security, because she already is!
> > Now you DO know!
Vote for John Mccain, so what that he can’t use the computer that well as Obama and People said, of course he and his campain didn’t tell everyone that his war injury and because of that he can not move all parts of his body so well.
I know about war injury as my father had metal and other issues after he server as a Marine, I was a volunteer and received honorable.
Look at the facts and just don’t listen to words and who looks the best.
I think that John Mccain has the backbone,brains and honesty to run the United States.
Respectfully and GOD Bless.
John Dillon
Relevency and Short post Fail
election result fail too
Thanks for your opinion John Dillon!
Too long didnt read
I’m pretty sure this is the reason so many people support Obama…too lazy to read the facts.
^ This comment wins.
IwasAtArally… BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah
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Oh boy, glad the tiresome posts are so easy to spot!
ANYHOW, the pic has a misspellngs. That not how yoo spel OPINIONATEDD
I would have to say that if he is opinionated then so are all major broadcast news and newspapers. Actors are all opinionated and so are real people. I just wish people would stop picking on Conservatives because it isn’t the “popular” thing to be…
Okay, this person is clearly talking out his ass. Probably because that’s where his head is currently located. O’Reilly is so full of crap (and full of himself) that Fairness and Accuracy In Reporting (FAIR) put out an entire book documenting the misstatements, factual inaccuracies, and outright lies he has told on his show.
Wait isn’t Canada the first line of defense… something called NORAD?
NORAD is not in Canada- it is in Colorado. Post is more about telling everyone his wife is awesome so vote for McCain- but he has a right to his opinion.
Wanna buy a bridge, Indianjuan??
Dude. Totally right.
I love O’Reilly.
I, sir, do not believe you know WHY the missile defense thing is in Alaska.
It’s COLD WAR ERA EQUIPMENT. During the Cold War, we were afraid that
Russia would fire nuclear missiles at us, so therefore, we set up a missile
defense in Alaska. It is no longer relevant, as we are allies with Russia. It’s unlikely that any nation that would fire a missile at us would aim for Alaska. They are more likely to aim for the lower 48. It therefore makes no sense for Palin to be briefed on matters of national security other than airport security, port security, and national monument security. Anyone can get this information! No, this is not a good thing, but for Palin to be briefed on things other than those that are relevant to her state makes no sense. Briefing her on matters that are highly sensitive is taking a serious chance for a breach of security. And, how does a governor have higher security clearance than a senator? Would you like her as president? McCain’s life expectancy is 75, I looked it up. As such, if McCain had been elected, there would have been a god chance that Palin would have become president. I know that everyone is entitled to their own opinion,
but I wish people would use LOGIC when making their opinions. Why would our
”first line of missile defense” be in Alaska? Who’s gonna fire a missile at
Alaska? I have been there, there’s no reason to fire a missile at Alaska.
If it is our first line of missile defense, why is it not in the lower 48, where it is more likely that a missile will be fired? It takes hours to get to Alaska,
then they would have to plot a course to intercept the missile, which would have probably have hit by then. Seriously, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
hawaii would make more sense than alaska just because so many people constantly travel there in planes
ok first the fact that john mccain cant use a computer in my opinion is a HUGE DEAL.mostly because america is passing so many laws on computer related topics like cyberbulling junk mail etc and if the president cant use a computer and understand these topics that his is ruling on well…
also have you seen the palin turkey vid
if the vicepresident cant keep her public image what can she do
i know i didnt capitilize,spell, or puntuate correctly so eat it
How’s that crow tasting, indianjuan?
IndianJuan said “Thanks to Bill Oreilly and Sean Hannity we get honest reporting and the facts.” Then he posted a really long blah, blah, blah post.
- OMG, sometimes a lot of words is an attempt to believe your own B.S..
- Credentials, are irrelevant when the information coming out of the people with credentials is false. After all, Jerry Falwell founded a university, but himself never got past the 6th grade, and don’t forget the 10s of thousands with “diploma-mill” PhDs, that don’t know squat, and work for the pundits.
Forgive me if I repeat, but I couldn’t surf through the many replies in good time.
But if O’Reilly is in fact a noun, definitions one and three are mere adjectives, and require an accompanying noun.
The suggestion “ass hat” seems both adequate and at least occasionally accurate.
F***KIN THING SUCKS, LOL
The Siskiyou Wilderness is a federal wilderness area designated by the passage of the California Wilderness Act of 1984. Originally, the land area was 153,000 acres (620 km2) The Northern California Wild Heritage Act of 2006 added 30,122 acres (121.90 km2) for the current total of 182,802 acres (740 km2). All of the wilderness is in Northern California and is managed by the U.S. Forest Service. The wilderness spans three national forests; Siskiyou, Klamath, and the Six Rivers.
The Siskiyou Mountains form one of the longest continuous crests in the Klamath Mountains region. Elevations range from 770 feet (230 m) to the summit of Preston Peak at 7,309 feet (2,228 m) above sea level. Trending in a north-south direction from the Oregon state border down to near the town of Weitchpec and 20 miles (32 km) inland from the Pacific Ocean, the Siskiyous are dotted by rocky peaks rising over 6,000 feet (1,800 m) from the surrounding lowlands.
I’m no fan of O’Reilly, but this is just an uncreative, witless, and bland list of criticisms. Contains 0% Real Comedy or Insight.
Agreed; this one is just boring name-calling.
Well said.
Agree. The thruth doesn’t score many lolz.
Too bad you’re too blind sighted to know what the truth IS.
So we are going with the tried-and-true “I know you are but what am I?”
Yes.
the definitions should have been done in the reverse order but still funny
I dislike O’Reilly and yet I don’t find this LOL funny. Funny is more than just random insults.
Not on Punditkitchen! That’s ALL funny is.
I thought they were quite orderly insults…
Shouldn’t it be “adjective”?
Correct. 1 and 3 are adjectives. ‘Blowhard’ and ‘Asshat’ are nouns. Parts of speech FAIL, humor FAIL.
[...and self-called penalty: taking webLOLs seriously FAIL ]
Seriously guys? It says noun because the thing they’re defining is a noun. Look in a dictionary…that’s how it’s laid out. The fact that it’s laid out properly doesn’t make it funny, but come on….parts of speech fail?
Obviously, whoever wrote this has never actually watched “The O’Reilly Factor”.
While definitions 2 and 3 are accurate, the rest is just wrong…
This coming from the guy who previously stated Ayn Rand writing as… “the truth”
After backtracking and re-reading the posts, I realize, that was not you Admiral.
I retract my previous statement and apologize for comparing you to that batsh*t
crazy wingnut BattleCry…..
You’re a different kind of wingnut… the smart kind that actually has valid points when he debates.
After going back and re-reading some of the posts, I see that it was NOT you made that statement. So I retract my comment above, and aplogize for comparing you to that wingnut BattleCry. My apologies
I know he is fair and balanced because he tells me so.
There are a few here who believe what he says anyway. Throw proof at them of the lies and they come up with a way to justify and say it wasn’t REALLY a lie, just a misunderstanding, etc…
Talking about me again….
Sorry.. no one talks about you… you’re a nobody without their own personality.
Shh, You didn’t get the memo, max?
Yes dammit I did!
I just wish for these people own sake they’d form a backbone… they’ll need one when they get out of grade school.
Unlikely, seeing as quite a few of them are crustaceans. Just let it go Mx, let it go…
LOL
so much for my editing skills *Max
Got ya!!
I know you want to talk to me…
That probably would have made a better lol.
Not really creative. The part that made me lawl was when I imagined the look on my dad’s face if I stuck this to his bathroom mirror.
Falafel!
You are a pinhead
pinยทhead
Pronunciation: \หpin-หhed\
Function: noun
1 : the head of a pin
2 : something very small or insignificant
3 : a very dull or stupid person : fool < you
O’RLY?
opiniated?
These are going downhill these days…………..
Yeah, seriously. Not only is it witless, but the captioner can’t even spell. How did this make the front page? Most undeserving LOL ever.
Even if they’d spelled “opinionated” correctly, how is that a bad thing? Hell, I’M opinionated. And occasionally loud…
Main thing is, it’s just not that funny.
Yep. No fan of Papa O’Reilly here, but this is asininine.
EPIC FAIL
/eh-pik-fay-ull/
adjective
Your captioning.
Just because you disagree with him doesn’t make him dishonest.
Also, this is not loltastic.
And I was promised lols!
He has been proven wrong on hundreds of points. See: The Oh Really? Factor: Unspinning Fox News Channel’s Bill O’Reilly, by Peter Hart.
Or, his chapter in “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot”.
Because someone who throws around insults like candy is someone we should all listen to. Glad I was here for that
Franken’s book is titled that way because the conservatives he makes fun of too often just toss around childish insults rather than engage in actual discussion or debate. Apparently the reference went right over your head.
Should have just read “Big Giant Head”
Pundit Kitchen
/PUN-diht KICH-in/
Noun.
1. A place where lols used to be funny.
See also: Poster Format
Poster Format
/POST-ur FOR-mat/
Adjective.
1. Overused
2. Not funny
Coming from someone who can’t spell opinionated -.o
in current format noun shouldn’t be on the same line as 1. (personal opinion)
Not Funny
at All
Pundit Kitchen lol makers just don’t seem to understand what the poster template is for. They are meant for demotivators such as those under my name.
I love those and then reality hits. Loving demotivators is a circle of masochism.
Not funny.
Ooh Ooh! Now do one on Katy Couric !
Even the ex-Today show host goofy, sparkly Couric can make Palin look inept. Epic!
Well, when you ambush the poor girl with Gotcha questions like “What newspapers or magazines do you read?” what do you expect?
IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE??
Oh come on.
It’s Side-Splittingly hysterical.
AssHat hehehehe That’s what O’Reilly, alright
No it was just not funny and bad :\
It SHOULD get removed. Not pro or anti this guy but its a disgrace to the site that this got in.
Do you really think liberal media is ANY better? HA!
Other than Air America, there is no liberal media. So there.
Don’t confuse the poor lad.
You’ll overload his illogic parameters if you tell him that stuff (or remind him that, although he thinks Obama is an Eeeeevil Socialist, 90% of our trade is with China)…
Hmm, China, let’s see, they’re capitalists right? They must be, we wouldn’t trade with Godless Commies!
I’d forgotten what a great word asshat is! Thanks be to this from the Gospel of Keith! Asshat…teeeheeee! Asshat! Asshat! Asshat!
Not a funny LOL.
What the difference between Bill O’Reilly and Rosie O’Donnell?
Rosie has bigger testicles!
Loofah expert, and all.
I’m not voting for him. Calm the eff down.
This just falls in with the liberal agenda of punditkitchen, does anyone else notice the disproportionate number of liberal captions and even ads?
no
Does anyone else notice how this gets brought up in EVERY freakin post and if you actually read the comments can see that NO ONE REALLY CARES!?
how come heaps say this and yet that fact doesn’t change? Could it be:
1) conservatives are just plain funnier with captions
2) it’s a conspiracy
3) someone out there is voting…
I got a conspiracy theory that the PK owner likes watching flaming, so he only allows liberal lols through. Thus, everybody gets angry, just for different reasons. =D
Hooray!
There are some choices at the top following “show only”. I think you can censor the site yourself that way.
Judging from the reactions to this comment though, it seems the rock is only in your shoe.
OMGWTFBBQ TYPICAL LIBERAL TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOMS.
Hmm, and the nation’s disproportionate number of people voting for democrats this election. I wonder if there’s any connection?
Anyone else notice the penchant of conservatives to claim that every group they dislike or disagree with has an “agenda”? Like the “gay agenda” or the “pro-abortion agenda” or the “liberal agenda”? Do they get off on the notion that their enemies are organized and actively plotting against them? Or do they just not understand the meaning of the word “agenda”?
I suppose it’s possible they might actually be right, but if so I’ve been missing an awful lot of meetings…would someone mind telling me when they’re held?
Yeah, me too. I get lousy cell reception here in the basement…. oops
There’ve been a couple studies done on the differences between conservatives and liberals on psychological levels. (Probably more than a couple). One of the things they reveal is that a huge percentage of conservatives see themselves as being victimized in their lives. Unfortunately, there really is no predator in their lives, so they have to create these fake opponents who operate just out of their sight.
They also suggest that most republicans grew up not being one of the “cool kids”, and the whole “liberal elite” meme is an attempt to play on the republicans’ internalized inferiority complex, and bring back the high school resentment they grew up feeling.
There’s also the suggestion that republicans are more susceptible to sudden fear reactions than liberals. This is why the 9/11 card carried so much weight for the last several elections.
That’s becuase liberals actually, you know, are funny.
whooo?
People are a bit sensitive about Franken seriously debunking O’Reilly’s lies, with documented sources. He’s not the only one. Mostly sounds like sour grapes that the guy got busted. Personally, I have found some of Franken’s stuff hilarious (although I could do with less Stuart Smalley). A lot is satire, but the stuff he presents as facts, he provides sources for. I’m not in MN, so my opinion is moot, but from what I’ve seen of his campaign videos and whatnot, he really seems to want to go to congress to fight for the people in his state.
I love that Al helped MediaWatch get O’Reilly so steamed that he now calls them the worst group of people ever, and even compares them to Nazis.
Al Franken leads Criminal Coleman by 6 points FTMFW!
Bill-O doesn’t really want to be held accountable. He’d rather continue to spout his lies/propaganda unchecked.
Did you hear his recent bit about how blatant MSNBC, the New York Times, adn the Neilsen Rating System are in bed together because his ratings are slipping? He’s demanding a federal investigation because his margin is slipping to Keith Olbermann.
Really? Or are you joking?
I hate to say it, but I can’t make stuff like that up.
I have no idea how Franken turned it around. He was losing by double digits a month or so ago. Maybe Coleman’s absurd negative campaign backfired just like McCain’s?
I think undecideds have just reached a tipping point in our country. It’s now obvious to a majority that this Republican party is responsible for a lot of the problems they see around them, and they’re ready for a change.
Plus, Al is really a nice guy, a family guy, still married to his first wife and two grown kids that ended up productive members of society. I think they’re willing to cut him some slack on his sense of humor.
Douchebaggery. He’s like a villain from early Star Trek: The Next Generation.
I never noticed this before, but in this photo his nose looks really phallic. And now that I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it.
Requesting rule 34 on “asshat” and O’Reilly’s phallic nose.
You know, Bill may be a jerk, he may be loud and oppinionated, but this HAPPENS to be America, where anyone can say whatever they want. Its Bills personality, and thats how he gets his message across. If you dont like it, then just DONT WATCH HIS SHOW instead of whining on the internet making fun of him like a three year old.
Is that so hard?
You mean, if you don’t like him exercising his freedom of speech, don’t offend those of us who do by exercising yours?
No. Because if I was so offended by the people on pundit kitchen, i’d simply not go to this site anymore, instead of continue complaining without getting anything done.
Except you WERE complaining without getting anything done. That’s my point. “If you dont like it, then just DONT WATCH HIS SHOW instead of whining on the internet making fun of him like a three year old.”
I agree that the internet, and especially PK, can be annoying, but it is hypocritical to in one breath defend someone else’s right to be a loud, opinionated jerk and in the next breath suggest that people who disagree with that LOJ stop exercising THEIR rights to be loud and opinionated.
Mind you, I’m not suggesting you don’t have a RIGHT to say what you said, nor am I asking you to stop. I’m just offering you food for thought and an opportunity for personal growth.
which would all be fine and dandy except for the fact that O’Reilly can’t seem to tolerate ideas and opinions that run counter to his, which accounts for a large percentage of the topics over which he gets his falafel in a twist and also accounts for his tendency to try and shout down guests whose opinions run counter to his
ASSHAT!!!!!
yes!
LOL!!! I love it, Old Reilly, hate monger, sad, pitiful, the one with word diarrhea, spewing lies, a moron, ignorant boring fool…….
Bad spelling, not clever, and no real satire going on. Failure.
This isn’t new at all. If you’re going to even attempt to bash someone, find something that’s actually FUNNY. By Golly D:
Too bad he’s only seeps with AWESOME
Screw all of you