In a desperate attempt…
In a desperate attempt to secure additional votes prior to election day, McCain began his “I licked them, they’re mine” campaign
(John McCain)
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Pathetic…..
Get a sense of humor!
WASUP WITH THIS SITE…. Why there NO jokes towards OBAMA? If there were some there biased to make him look like Jesus
There’s one on the front page right now. They’re saying he doesn’t tip.
1 out of 100? But that joke and position of the camera makes him look like the messiah .. lol
Once again it would seem that Obama is being positioned as the messiah by people who don’t actually like him.
He doesn’t look like any messiah to me, and the caption certainly doesn’t convey that message (anyone who thinks it does is illiterate).
He’s being positioned as the messiah by the people who take and edit his pictures.
He looks like someone that is going to “spread the wealth” by taxing this country back to the stone age.
Even countries that did spread the wealth to the extent you mistakenly thing Obama will, did not go back to the stone age. And those countries did not drop in quality of living due to socialist economics, they dropped because the totalitarian governments didn’t want the people to be affluent.
He he being positioned as someone people like, someone humble, someone funny (laugh with, not at), and a variety of other things. But not a messiah.
Funny, just looks like a smart man waiting for his food to me.
We’re electing him because we think he’ll do a good job, not because we think he’ll save our souls.
Actually, I thought the camera angle of that pic suggested some weird parallel universe where there are no corners, but to each his own.
No, Obama taught Jesus how to be more Jesus-like. There is a difference, you know.
Just when I thought Liberals couldn’t say anything stupider…..
Just when I thought humour couldn’t be more obvious…
stupider?
There are few jokes toward him simply because McCain is just too easy of a target.
The outburst from the Muslims when you draw a cartoon of Allah is nothing compared to the reaction from Liberals when you offend their messiah Obama!!!!!!
Considering the former created riots on the street, and the latter is usually met with laughter (when it is funny). I don’t believe you.
Once again it would seem that Obama is being positioned as the messiah by people who don’t actually like him.
That’s nothing compared to the outrage I feel when some jackass uses multiple exclamation points, redoubled when said usage is not done i an ironic or sarcastic manner.
Only butthurt conservatives call Obama a messiah.
Why don’t you try making some?
How do you they haven’t? I’ve made a few that never saw the light of day. So I wouldn’t make that assumption.
Maybe you just do not have the capacity to be either funny or ironic then.
Maybe, but then I wouldn’t trust your judgement.
I must say eddie is one of the more funny, intelligent, and VALUED posters on these forums. He has the capacity and the knack for irony and humor. And if I see a lol of his on the voting page, Im certain it’d be worthy of at least 4 Abes, easy.
Oh and respect… and word you to your mother! Um… Peace! Im out!
Awww. I read this far down before I couldn’t take any more. But Maswell Silverhammer listens to The Jungle! ^___^
I love your Bill Clinton one, and the one of Obama in the cowboy hat is a favorite of mine as well. Good stuff!
*blushes* Now you, Max, and the other’s that added me as a friend – that is judgement worthy of listening to!
Ya, definitely good stuff.
Hey getting on the front page isn’t easy. I’ve made about 370 and only 3 have ever been on a front page of an ichc site. NONE of my political ones have EVER made it to the front page of pundit kitchen. It’s not like it’s a conspiracy.
So go make some and vote on others. That’s how they get up here genius. If you’re not willing to do either, quit your bitching.
STOP WHINING and MAKE SOME YOURSELF if it really bothers you. :]]
GET A LIFE AND STOP COMPLAINING WHAT ARE YOU AND THE OTHER FOLLOWERS GOING TO DO ON WEDNESDAY WHEN HE DOESN’T GET SELECTED
Here’s a thought you might get behind.. turn your effing capslock off!
*snicker* I’ve seen better and worse.
I lol’d
They don’t really like McCain much, do they? I guess being a Muave-rick is lonely…that and he’s a little old.
Can’t trust people who are getting all mavericky you know (thanks Tina Fey!)
All the mavericks in here put your hands in the air!
I’m feelin’ pretty mavericky at the moment..
I need a couple more women about to make me feel more mavericky than I already do.
I LOLed. Why does he keep on doing that thing with his tongue?
that thing with his tongue = blepharospasm?
Blepharospasm is when your eyelids twitch…;)
Blepharospasm can manifest in many ways, including tongue problems.
no, it can’t– blepharo= eyelid.
QED
glossospasm?
Maybe his arms are hurting as he’s reaching?
DWN – I need advice on the level of “funny”
click name and check out for me?
I like it but it seems off like perhaps the wording. Honestly though, I think it is just peachy and will be favoriting.
What is up with him and his tongue??
Eeeeewwwww.
Classic, love it!
it’s true y’know
This would be funny on either candidate xD
lol *win*
That man loves to stick out that tongue. Yucky.
I heard that he can lick his own eyebrows.
Ewww
Yeah, thanks for THAT mental image. *reaches for brain bleach*
More lib’rul brainwashing…. are you paying attention EP!?
Hey! It keeps them from bushing out in a high wind.
All I can think of is the crier in the arena from Gladiator.
That’s gotta keep Cindy happy
*rimshot*
No president of mine is going to have a tongue like that.
What about Bill Clinton? You can’t very well impeach him now!!
I think it was the Cigars that got clinton into the most trouble
That we have heard of..
There are no better rumors than sexual rumors
???
I thought that only worked with cupcakes.
No, sometimes it works with brownies.
or M&M’s
I was under the impression that it worked on any item of food that your siblings covet. Certainly better than the terrorist tactic of your brother dangling long spitwads over it.
Glad I didn’t have brothers. At least boys are explicit. Sisters just use evil subversive tactics you might not find out about until it’s too late.
I own my baby girl, see?
(Or maybe not. Let me know if it’s not visible)
Herb, your daughter appears to be thinking ‘What the?’ Otherwise, yes, ownership is your’s!
She’s adorable herb!
Awwwwwww
Although I must add, brave to put your own facebook page up!
I’d love to make some witty comment about bravely rushing in where angels fear to tread, but I’ve long since surpassed any fear of someone trying to destroy my life through cyber-bullying or the like. I can’t imagine having any long-standing mortal enemies and I’m not remarkable enough to have created a nemesis, so all I really have to fear is people asking to be my friend.
Besides, my usual link is equally brave/whorish
Hmmm, nemesis you say?
Hmmm………….. *cue epic music*
Aww, man, what a cutie!
Amen to both you and Jane, minerva.
I laughed a lot at this one.
Well, what is even worse is when your brother holds you down and dangles long spitwads over your face just to be a jerk. It’s hard being the only girl sometimes…
At least your brother won’t “borrow” your clothes….
I hope not, anyway…
Revenge Tactic #12:
When the brother’s girlfriend is over, “accidentally” asking why your blouse is all stretched out and has (his) chest hair on it.
I have a sister. It’s mostly my shoes that she covets.
(Especially if they’re my pretty red ones….)
I was going to say that is how I got my first wife, but I didn’t want to project the wrong impression. But then what the hell, she’s my ex!
On my parents second date, my dad asked my mom if her ice cream smelled funny. When she leaned in close to see what he was talking about he popped it into her face. To this day I ask my mom why she agreed to a third date and she has not answered that question yet. They’re still married (for over 30 years) although Mom is pretty ticked that I introduced Dad to PK and he spends so much time on here posting.
In my case there was no 3rd date, she moved right in!
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waves to Jane’s dad! You got a smart girl there..
Thanks, eddie…it was her mom’s fault, now i have to live with it, i mean think about having logic woman as a daughter… kinda like spock, but smarter…it’s simply illogical!
I’m still trying to get my head around logic woman as a wife! My first failed miserably and my second beats me with it daily. Talk about a 180 in life!
The family that trolls together, votes Dem together !
Troll, where? No-one in this thread had trolled.
I know, and it was apparently bothering him so much that liberal and conservatives were having a polite and fun conversation without insults and political bickering that he had to come in and try to ruin is for everyone. We generally just try to ignore Megabob and all his make believe identities he’s created for himself.
You can tell that he’s Megabob? Even with another name?
Is that a scary teacher thing?
Well, I’m 95% sure. There are several “individuals” who post one or two lines of random insults that have the similar overall phrasing and word choice. Besides that there is one thing that gives him away but I’m not going to mention it because then he’ll fix it and it’ll be a little harder to spot him next time. The funny thing is he accuses certain regulars of being the same people, but anyone with some knowledge of language can tell that while the people he accuses of being the same share similar viewpoints sometimes, their writing style, word choice, and spelling and grammer abilities are unique to them. It might be possible, if you were aware all the time, to change your individual style enough to create another personality, but to maintain two or more on a regular basis without getting confused would be extremely difficult.
I’m impressed that you notice these things…..
but also scared. Teachers scare me. (They shout at me for not wearing my tie.(Mr Alston does, anyway. (He has the 6th sense.)))
Teachers aren’t scary (especially the ones that wear long plaid skirts and black sweaters…).
Having gone a to a Catholic elementary, it’s the nuns you need to fear. Nuns with their wooden rulers and pointers.
Yes! Dear God nuns are scary! Sister Ann ruined me for nuns for all time. To this day when I see a nun in the bookstore where I have my second job I make someone else help her because I’m afraid I’ll screw up and have to stay in for recess or my whole family will go to hell or something.
When I was in first grade, somebody had a bloody nose and thought it funny to draw a swastika in blood on the boys’ bathroom wall. Sister Carol ignored the PA system and instead walked classroom to classroom demanding all boys who had used the bathroom in her office, now. She then left without waiting for any of the boys. I hadn’t gone, but all the other boys had. They left the classroom at 8:45.
The guilty person confessed around 9:00.
Nobody left that office until 4:30. Nobody would say specifically what happened.
To this day, I still get nervous using public toilets.
There were still a few really oldschool nuns when I went to elementary. They had names like Sister Eulalia, Sr. Euvencia, Sr. Sophie Marie, and Sr. Mary Solane. One of them bashed a kid into the blackboard by grabbing him by the hair. I felt lucky that day I was the nerd who got good grades and didn’t really get in trouble at school.
Nuns: Bring a whole new meaning to “The Fear of God”
Not until Binary showed up anyway..
Hence “had”
Megabob, go back to your bunker until you can learn how to spell Bob backwards… oh and you might try to nut up enough to stand on your own inter-net personality, even though you screwed that up.
WOW! I missed that Charlie Foxtrot is Jane St. Clair’s dad IRL. When was this revealed????
I think it is totally cool, btw.
Me too!! Wow, that is cool! CF – you raised a great gal there.
Thank you, but I must give credit where it belongs, while I was off enjoying Fun, Travel and Adventure (FTA- it doubled as the official 70’s Army slogan /and unoffical soldier comment) and doing cool Army stuff, her Mom did all the hard work as she grew up all over the place.
I think that someone hauled out the theory that Charlie was the same person as Ceefax and so I said no, he isn’t, because he’s my dad, I would know. It was an older thread though, so not everyone saw. I thought he’d like this website after I’d been commenting for awhile and so I showed it to him. We didn’t try and keep it a secret, but we rarely debate on the same things, so it never came up.
I chuckled at grew up all over the place… My sons do the same thing.
I can definitely say it doesn’t work when dating: “Nope, sorry, can’t have her, I’ve already licked…”
Umm, sorry if that’s a little too, umm, you know…
I don’t know Mark, I feel the licking rule could still apply here in some situations…
Depends on how well licked… some guys just dont have the tongue… but then there are certain men out there, who can easily touch the underside of their chin with their tongue…
Less to do with length, more about technique.
For novice skill level, learn to turn a light switch off and on 100 times. For intermediate level skill, learn to peel and segment an orange.
And advanced?
He’d tell us, but he’d have to kill us then.
But we’d be smiling when we went down, so it won’t be a complete loss.
*whistles innocently*
I always thought hollowing out a grapefruit using just a tongue was a
good little warm up. And tasty too!
Oh the sinful things Lynn can do with her tongue…
FIRST!!!!
bitches…
Oh no, you’re back.
No doubt with a full crack pipe..
Now quit talking about Sarah Palin like that.
Anyone with a sibling would have to LOL at this one!
Indeed! I know I did.
Shopped.
‘fraid not.
Nope, he makes that face all the time. So odd.
it’s like those “Hillary looks crazy” photos, weird but real
Neither Hillary nor John seems to get away with decent pictures. Maybe one or two get run through PhotoShop to look decent, but photogenic they are not.
I know! I said that like 10 pictures ago, it’s ridiculous. I think Hillary might be worse than John though.
I know! I think Hillary might have it a little worse though. John looks silly, she tends to look possessed.
She’s not?
Not particularly?
When she begins to projectile vomit in a 360 degree arc, I’ll accept some form of demonic possession. Until then, she just looks a little crazy.
It’s almost as if his arms hurt, reaching to the supporter like that.
Nahh, can’t be. He’s just old. Yeah, old! Old men smell!
He is unable to lift up his arms past that point because of the torture he endured. Thats also why he had white hair when he was 25…
Way to pronounce the B in “subtle”.
Really? It turned white because ten years later he was going to be a POW? That’s really weird!
Psychic Follicles
Well, you know old men are renowned for their psychic powers….
Damn, there goes my hopes and dreams.. thanks for bringing me down a notch or three!
Well she also called you psychic, wouldnt that be bringing you back up at least 2 or 3?
Oh, psychic! I was reading it as psycho..
Everybody smells…with their noses.
Although some smell the roses, while others smell.. well, you know..
know what?
I was going to say their own asses..
meh, I don’t really think McCain himself is doing fail when it comes to his campaign. Even if he was, I don’t find this all that funny.
doing *the* fail, gg on my keyboarding skills
Team, I’m sorry to break threads and introduce an unrelated topic, but I just learned something that makes me sick. I’m hoping someone can tell me this is a hoax, but I’m afraid no one can. It involves a black man dragged to death in Texas.
theparisnews . com / story . lasso?ewcd=71bf9eca2697373c
I inserted spaces there so PK maybe won’t bounce my post.
Anyone know more about this?
A reminder that you can stick it under your name instead by typing it in the URI field.
Thanks
Looks correct. I just saw something from the AP on it. Disgusting!!!!
It’s a bad day for Texas. The crazy Backwards B girl is an Aggie, and now we’ve got another “Jasper” on our hands. From what little I’ve read so far, it appears that these guys had been friends. The three in Jasper were white supremacists (sp?). Paris is a strange little town. Here’s a paste from the last article I read:
“Paris, which is 73 percent white and 22 percent black, was in the news last year after a black girl was sentenced to up to seven years in a juvenile prison hundreds of miles from her home for shoving a teacher’s aide at school, while a white girl was sentenced by the same judge to probation for burning down her parents’ house.”
Creepy!
There’s no place like Rome–There’s no place like Rome–…
I prefer the Youtube video where the black female deputy dumps the paralyzed white man out of his wheelchair because she thought he was faking it !
Prefer? This wasn’t actually meant to be funny, and neither is the YouTube video. If I’m misunderstanding you please let me know.
Wow. That’s a pretty racist comment, however you look at it. “Hey, black people are bad too! LOOK!!” The other reviewer (whose name I can’t see right now) is right. Neither of those things are remotely funny, and neither are they at the same level. Dragging someone behind a car = clear intent to kill. A cop dumping somebody out of a wheelchair = abuse of position and a firing offense (I hope they were all fired), but not intent to kill.
The texas story made the news because it was a “Man bites dog” story. FBI statistics on their webpage show that blacks commit crimes against whites 49 times more often than the opposite. Yes, any killing is horrible, but this story is pushed because it is white on black crime .
I disagree. This story made the news because it is horrific, and would be if it had been a black man dragging a white man to death as well.
A man was purposely dragged to death by a car. How often do you think that happens? Do you really think that if the races of the men were reversed it wouldn’t be news? Really???
Given the circumstances, yes I believe it would have been reported. It was the manner in which the crime was commited, not just who it was commited on.
Yes, exactly.
I’d like to see your documentation on black-on-white crime being 49 times more common than the reverse. Black-on-black being 49 times more common than black-on-white, maybe.
FBI Statistics appear to show quite the opposite:
Among the single-bias hate crime incidents in 2006, there were 5,020
victims of racially motivated hate crime.
* 66.4 percent were victims of an offender’s anti-black bias.
* 21.0 percent were victims of an anti-white bias.
Lickitung’s attack was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
LOL pokemon reference FTW
For real. ^_^
One hit KO
Why doesn’t anyone ever just compliment the captioner and shuddup?
GOOD on ya, LAFFIN — I LOL’D
Exactly!
I was sort of expecting a michael jordan joke but still funny none the less.
The people who DON’T find this amusing are all only children.
(C’mon! Who didn’t have a sibling lick something and say “Mine!!”)
Its funny…harmless really.
And would have been equally funny if Obama had done it- but I haven’t seen ANY photos yet of Barack with his tounge out. Maybe he’s shy about its length? Is it a stereotype thing?
Not always harmless – i was having a sandwich one day and homeless guy just walked to me and spit into it. He thought i wouldn’t touch it anymore but he was so wrong…
High five anyone?
Uhm, no, don’t think so.. why not just let the homeless guy have it?
And why eat something he’d spat on?
that’s just wrong on so many levels..
No. That’s just a hard knock’s life. Just like in that Vanilla Ice song.
Oddly enough, I would have kicked him for it. Spit on my stuff is an excuse to beat your ass. Asking for it might actually get it. I hate people trying to steal from me or con me out of things.
Yes, this is funny. But really, WHY does he keep sticking his tongue out? Don’t you think someone would have mentioned it to him? “John, look, you do this thing with your tongue. It’s off-putting.”
It’s almost as if his arms hurt, reaching to the supporter like that. You know, as if he was tortured for five years or something…
Does he make those stupid facial gestures because he was tortured?
bad food mybe?
Notice how I didn’t say anything about his arms …
Put it in context. Look at his arm. Now, do some research about his ability to raise his arms.
This was established a bit further up, but the connection from arm to tongue is rather indirect.
He’s built like one of those ghoulish action figures: lift his arms midway and his tongue sticks out, push the button on his back for judo kicking action.
Don’t ask where the throat punch button is… >_>
“It’s off-putting.”
At least there’s no dangling spit. Now that would be even worse!
this couldve been so much better..
Must… catch… delicious… dragonfly…
This is funny.