i am soothing myself…
i am soothing myself i am calming myself i am rewriting my resume
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i am sitting down
i am typing this
i am pressing Add comment
Not
Joke FAIL
Damn computer, NOT FIRST!!!
In bed…
…with an ice cube…
and a tuning fork…
Well, a tuning fork is a pretty weird accessory, but I have you beat. One girl I was with wanted me to run Tonka trucks up and down her body. Seriously.
Hmm that is hard to beat. When I was a teenager and was feeling mischievious, I would make Pikachu and Agumon noises during sex. The look on her face was priceless. Then she laughed, it was cuddly fun sex anyway.
o.0
Pikachu didn’t even exist when I was a teenager… And I have no idea who Agumon is.
A digimon, essentially.
I’m not sure why I know that.
You know this because you have to know this. It is your purpose and reason for being.
For it it purpose that drives us, that binds, that defines us…..
Sorry… had an Agent Smith moment.
where did you get your username Jocasta from?
Ditto that. I was midway through college when Pokemon was just getting started. I remember thinking that Pokemon was pretty dumb at the time, but now there are people who basically grew up with it coming of age, and to them it’s the good stuff.
I gotta stop… I’m making myself feel old.
You *are* old! Hee! *points and mocks* I’m at least two years younger than you are!
I almost scared to admit I will be 27 in November so I am 26… I guess that makes me… Something.
Not old, dude
I’ve got four years and a couple of days on you, and I will be one year older in six days 
I find ya lovable. Not old.
I think then that I was already old when Pokemon came out. When I was a kid, we had Thundercats, He-man, Strawberry Shortcake, My little pony, TMNT, cabbage patch and garbage pail kids…..(I’m 34) All these things have since come back as nostalgia apparently? for my generations kids I guess.
Here’s a hint on my age; when pokemon was made, I was nine years old.
you’re just a whippersnapper, sonny
Oh, I know. Most people who care about politics and the economy are a decent amount older than me.
Except Evil Pundit. Not sure whether he was even born before the advent of Pokemon.
I care so little about Pokemon that I have no idea when it came about. I’m more minerva’s generation, at least as far as toys and references are concerned. Strawberry Shortcake, Smufs, My Little Pony, Cabbage Patch, Goonies…..these are my references
My parents were so straight-laced that I wasn’t allowed to watch Thundercats or He-Man, but I knew what they were.
It’s 13 years old now.
Not all of those references are foreign to me. Smurfs I know, Cabbage Patch was stupid from the moment I heard of it, along with My Little Pony. I know nearly nothing about Goonies, and I only first heard about Strawberry Shortcake last year.
I’ve seen more Thundercats on Robot Chicken than the original show, and TMNT never appealed to me.
Goonies!!!!!!!!! Love it. FrooFrou, did you have the video game? My brothers did, I was the youngest so I wasn’t allowed to play it much
I had the video game. Along with Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, lol. I love old school Nintendo!!!!
*starts whistling Proto Man’s Theme from Mega Man 3*
Old school nintendo… best… shit… ever.
What a perfect age for a woman to be! Old enough to be smart, young enough to dumb things anyway!
Hee! Thank you! Assuming you’re talking about me
I will be 29 in April
You children!
Apparently that still makes me the oldest.
But if eddiepscetti turns up, you will feel really young. He’s only a few years from retirement.
29 in June. *shudders* Thanks for reminding me! :p
I think I’ll still rest my case at, My name should say enough.
And that was in kindergarden- the last time you were ever with a girl !1!!!!
Silly twad ! Seth is a girl !
Perhaps you ought not to disclose your kindergaren sex fantasies in public.
Definitely not safe.
Nice one! Wonder how he’s “dressing up” his reasons for leaving his current position
Yeah, funny. What’s less funny is that in the last couple of weeks my company has gotten at least three open applications sent in by former Wall Street workers who want to change careers .
Guess how many I get in a normal year? That’s right, none.
Awwww, you deserve to get some too.
>_>
<_<
In bed with ropes, floggers, biting, and growling.
LOL thank you *shivers*
My point was, actually, that I felt bad for them but I had to refuse… I just don’t have time/resources to train them!
Tis hard to be the queen.
In bed?
somehow, somewhere, this thread took an embarrasingly kinky turn >///>
Why the obsession with the reproduction process?
Youse sound like the males at school…
And you should like an asexual aphid, your point?
Bloody hell.. Stupid finger. Sound not should. *beats fingers*
Ow…
Why an aphid?
…Anyway, if your point in writing about sex is to assure yourself/inform a wider audience that you like it/participate, then why not: just write such a thing instead of masking it as humour and likening whosoever disagrees to a small insect?
Because I am going for some laughs. It is already obvious to those laughing what I like and we share a laugh as this is… A LOL site. Where laughs are found.
As for likening you to an insect, I do that because you are taking time to either insult, overanalyze, or otherwise just tell me to shut up. I am not addressing you personally nor am I intending to give a damn what you like or not. Yet you decide to take personal issue.
Ergo, if you are going to be a pest, I will regard you as one. I don’t post here to make serious business for you to grade and give a decree. I post here to have fun and I am having fun. I am just at a loss to why you need justification for that. I am not here for you so I am not going to worry about pleasing you with my responses.
Jings!
I’m taking issue with just things because I can’t do so in polite/sober company.
I thought comments pages were the home of pedants?
I’m not trying to destroy the soul of your humour nor do have a vendetta against you. Yes, I am annoying and probably obnoxious. Deal with it.
Lastly, you sounded like I made you get really depressed/grumpy: I hope you’re not, that would be a shame. So, to make amends I shall *sigh* write the monstrous phrase:
…in bed.
damn
Never said you had to write in anything or make amends. I am just tired of seeing you fuss over it.
In bed.
;->
lol, nice.
I’m trying to make amends because I’m sorry.
I do something mean, stupid, lazy,arrogant or selfish then I feel guilty and try to apologise. You’re probably right, this is a LOL site: I shall shut up and leave humour to the humourists.
I’m a bitch. sorry.
*patpat* that’s ok, you’re a critic, and we need critics…
True, I was just done dealing with it. Let him do what he wants. I’m an adult and can just ignore it and move on.
DWM: I’m Female. (not a “him”)
But not in bed, right?
I guess not. She’ll live though.
Oh, aye…
I was talking about the critics, actually, but got distracted and posted too late
Anyway, good to see ya. In bed.
In your dirtiest dreams.
Oh yes. Joseph, meet DWN. DWN, this is Joseph. He might look cute, but he’s a stud in the sack.
Nice to meet you Joseph. You got things covered in this dream, I will just leave it to you.
LOL I wonder what Bidey would say if he knew he was my imaginary boyfriend!
It would probably have a gaffe or two and be long winded. Other than that, it would be gold.
Hey, is that thinly-veiled criticism of my sugar daddy?
The Aphid Liberation Front will avenge this !!!!!!!!
And then critiscise!
Yay! More bitchy, pedantic fun!
Does anybody know how to do an “evil face” emoticon?
And then critiscise!
Yay! Back for more bitchy, pedantic, vindictive fun!
Nope, just some truth. Said it would be gold or maybe I’m just jealous.
And then critiscise!
Yay! Back for more pedantic, disapproving, vindictive fun!
No, I wouldn’t do that you Guinny dear. I’m just jealous.
Awww! Don’t be, you’ll always be special to me
Awww! Don’t be, you’ll always be special to me
Mmm, that feels mighty good right there… *purrs*
Also, why is my comment posted twice? *shifty look*
A male purr is one of the most sexy sounds in the world. Just my opinion.
I am sorry that I can’t help you with that deficiency in your life. *hugs*
Don’t be
I actually have a date tonight. Let’s see if my vet can fill the void! 
YAY, void!!! And the filling there of.
Let’s hope so
In bed.
Yes, that was implied.
I like to think so.
Why has my comment appeared three times?
Just wanted to tell you both good luck, and we’re all counting
on you.
(T^T it ate my comment again…)
conversation took a very interesting turn somewhere >///>
In BED!!
Gawd, I am annoying today.
*sits back for a rousing chorus of commenters shouting ‘always’*
Nah, I find you rather delightful. I always end up stalking your posts and a few others to brighten my mood during the day.
AWWW! That makes me feel less weird for stalking yours!
get a room!
The pair of ye!
Hey! I’ll have you know that DWN is in a committed relationship with Mrs. Nexus and I am in a committed albeit completely imaginary relationship with Sen. Joe Biden!
ARGH ! Be he a Pirate too ?
If I ask him nicely
Haha, Captain Joe, terror of the Senatorial Sea.
Pirates? Where do pirates come into this?
Beats Hitler, don’t cha know !
True that.
You bitch! Biden said he loved ME best! *cries*
And the obligatory GODWIN!
Thank you.. that is all.
What? Bidey is CHEATING ON ME?!?! Jane, we mustn’t pull out each other’s hair! We must band together to teach Joseph a lesson he will not lightly forget!
Yay. XD *hugs*
Oh yes, very hard there. *evil grin*
Matrix screen saver is indeed soothing.
maybe he’ll try to leviate those falling stocks