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Probably very true
McCains, right hand appears to be coming out of His Stomach, WOW TOO FUNNY !! Ha Ha !! Senator McCain seems to be stiff & rigid HA ! (No Pun ).. Has McCain ever tried a body Massage to losen up that old tired body of his.. his Face looks tired and disfigured.. THAT mouth seems like he can’t even open it wide enough to speak clearly…maybe it’s been wired shut .. Wow he’s Gross my two scents worth and a bag of chips..
His hand looks like it’s coming out of his stomach because his head is so far up his a$$ that shoulders are now around pevlis level!
We’re laughing….. this is true… but for how long… this man McCain is not meant to be in office or if Elected running our Nation…. we’re fighting a war… a never ending battle for what… to win HEARTS & Approval.. YEAH RIGHT I think NOT… BRB i have a letter that was wrttien by Sarah herself.. to a friend… this is histerical… lol lol
Plain English, plz. <– Yes, that’s a joke.
ha! ha! ha!
While serving in the Vietnam War John McCain’s airplane was shot down. As he ejected, both arms and one leg was broken and they were not set properly by the Vietnamese. When he was captured by the North Vietnamese after ejecting from his plane, his shoulder was struck by a rifle butt, and he was stabbed in the leg with a bayonet. What you see are the results of his injuries.
My thoughts exactly.
I wouldn’t be surprised.
McCain adds “too.” Can he read minds?
That’s what I thought too.
(I just read your mind – note the use of the ‘too’ on the end of MY reply?!)
Well, it’s probably pretty clear to anyone who plays this game that what’s being thought is “F you”, even though “Senator” is what’s being said. He’s not “reading minds” per se, but he can tell a genuine greeting from a put on with a bad thought underneath.
I don’t know. I think these guys disagree a lot, but I really doubt they think that about each other. Then again, maybe they do. Either way, this is extremely funny.
I think McCain would very much like to junk-punch Obama. If you watch his face during the last debate you will see it was all he could do not to start screaming and bleating his anger like Bob Dole did.
And you’re probably very sure Obama wouldn’t do the same. Face it, they’re politicians, it’s what they do.
Ah, the old rubber/glue ploy, leading into a bog standard ‘they’re all the same’ defense. How quaint. Face it, one guy looked like a screaming ape, the other guy looked calm and in control. They are miles apart. Not every politician wants to punch their opponents in the junk, just failing politicians with no other viable options left.
I heard a commentator say McCain always looks mad. Poor guy. Must be hard to make friends. I’ll vote for him!
That’s a good reason to vote for a candidate…pity.
McCain’s been going with the rubber/glue thing for a while now. He repeats a lot of the same things as Obama says in criticism, but essentially says “I know you are but what am I?” The criticisms only apply to Obama and then “But WHO is the REAL Obama?!?!?! *shifty eyebrows* DUN DUN DUN
You may oversimplify my point all you want, but that doesn’t debunk it.
I think they think that about each other at least sometimes. Not all the time, I don’t think. I think there is some respect there. But sometimes, I am sure that “F you” or “just STFU” or something occurs to them.
Have you seen the clip of the woman at a McCain speech who said she doesn’t trust Obama, and McCain nods. Then she says she is scared of Obama, and McCain nods. Then she says Obama is and Arab, and McCain starts to nods, then realizes what was said then takes the mic away from her and says, “No no, that’s not true. Senator Obama is an upstanding family man. We just disagree.”
That woman was a real nut case. She was taking exception to McCains claims that Obama was a decent man. It was a statement he was taking time to defend with several people, but this woman took the cake. McCain practically ripped the mic from her. I almost felt sorry for her through her very deserved public humiliation. I thought it was handled very well. What he had to say to her and the rest of the room was very unpopular.
My point being that it is true that they disagree, but I don’t think that they think what the lol is implying. Supporting the OP’s statement.
And I agree, the McCain handled that well. That was the point I was trying to make.
And I was agreeing with you
Sorry. Coming from commenting to something else that was combative colors your vision to things that are not.
And the woman was a total nutter.
So McCain thinks that Arabs cannot be decent family men? Stay classy!
That was the Daily Show’s response to that.
Click my name for the best picture of the debate, someone needs to lol that one for sure
Do it!! I did a similar one (click my name), but I think your picture is clearer.
Too funny!
What the fsck was McCain doing?
Is that picture for real?! Jeez! *laugh*
McCain and Obama probably appended some ’stronger’ insults to their f-you’s… wouldn’t surprise me in that event, either.
is swearing technically allowed? i mean, what if a little kid saw this??? they use the web so much these days…
Ugh, so we have to censor ourselves just because some kid “might” see it? Screw that. Let the parents worry about it. If they don’t want their kid seeing profanity on websites, they can install some censoring software or preview the site themselves.
As for me, I’m an adult and would rather live in an adult world where I’m free to not be kid-friendly.
That was supposed to go to meowmeow’s comment above. Chrome had a hiccup. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Well there’s your problem, you’re using Chrome.
May I suggest you use a browser that has actually been fully tested before release? Firefox, Opera, Safari. In order of preference.
What the? It just put itself where it was supposed to be. Chrome can’t have benn the problem (this time)
Guess not. Google is vindicated!
yea, i use firefox. its quire good actually
seen the cheezburger with firefox in it?
Um, what are we going to say that they haven’t already heard when we stub our toes around them? Or heard from television or other kids? Or read in a book somewhere?
If anything, let’s show them what the world is like and then show them how to act instead of sheltering them thus allowing them to become shellshocked when it all unfolds.
Read the Terms of Use and Community Guidelines. Among other things, it says that you may find offensive language here, and you use the site at your own risk. Why, do you have out-of-control children you’d like to keep from something here?
In bed?
If possible.
OK… here’s my question. Why does John McCain push nuclear power as one of the centerpieces for his plan to end our dependence on foreign oil. Last time I checked, a Ford Fusion does NOT run off of a fusion reactor. Also, last time I checked, we weren’t using crude oil or gasoline to generate electricity.
We use tons of heating oil which could be replaced with electricity. On the other hand, maybe he’s hoping we’ll all mutate into something that doesn’t need cars. Or maybe he just wants to give us all a chance to battle cancer like him.
Tumors for everyone!!
Well now you’re making me defend him… Dammit. Nuclear power won’t give you cancer. It is actually very safe, just needs to focus on recycling the nuclear wastes.
However, I did find this thread very funny anyway.
Wasn’t there a LOL where McCain says nuclear is safe, he was on nuclear submarines, and Obama is thinking, “Dude, you’ve had cancer 4 times!”
Yes, yes there was. It was inaccurate but still lolzy.
They do in Hawaii and parts of Florida. All in all, only 2% of our electricity is from oil. Politicians have been talking a lot about nuclear, solar, and wind energy when asked about oil. They say this because it’s easier than saying they will remove tariffs from sugar cane (the most efficient producer of ethanol), or that they will give tax incentives to (a limited number) of alternative fuel pioneers, or that they will set a national stantard for flexible fuel vehicles, or any other combination of useful things that could jump start an alternative fuels market, and break an OPEC monopoly that bleeds the United States economy of over a billion dollars every day.
“Last time I checked, a Ford Fusion does NOT run off of a fusion reactor.”
No, CURRENT automobiles are not powered in any manner by nuclear power (although if I could get myself a sweet DeLorean with the hover-conversion and Mr. Fusion power package, that’d be pretty well awesome). Near-future automobiles, on the other hand, could conceivably be powered by batteries. What’s the output of nuclear reactors again? Oh, that’s right – emission-free electrical power
. For those pinning hopes on fuel-cell technology for cars, one can use hydrogen (which is produced in nuclear reactors) to charge those fuel cells.
“Also, last time I checked, we weren’t using crude oil or gasoline to generate electricity.”
Heating oil and natural gas are both part of the equation as well, and there actually ARE oil-fired power plants out there also (there’s a multi-unit oil-fired power plant not 10 minutes south of where I’m sitting right now). Removing those and replacing them with nukes removes them as drains on our own oil supplies and permits us to use them for items which need actual petroleum products – hence reducing our dependence on foreign oil.
We don’t have NEAR enough nuke plants yet. The McCain/Palin platform proposal of 45 more near-term and a total of 100 new plants is a drop in the bucket, compared to what we OUGHT to have.
Apparently the nature of oil usage has not been fully explained to you.
Tires, most modern plastics and many synthetic fabrics are made from petro products. I leave it as an exercise to you to use Google to find more uses for petrochemicals. There are many.
There are, in fact, oil-fired electric plants, though I doubt there are many. However, I believe that some coal-fired plants may be able to use oil as a backup. (I could check that with a friend who works for a major power utility company if you like.)
Finally, he ‘pushes’ nukes because they makes good sense. They are efficient, clean, and use extremely small amounts of fuel (in volume, compared to trainloads of coal).
Barak Obama does not use the F word. Can you imagine Jesus using the F word? This is insulting to the best man who ever lived in America and who will change our nation forever.
*clappity clap clap* Marvelous cry for attention. You are doing an admirable troll impression.
It was not a troll impression. Thats really how I feel. Jesus and Obama are my heroes forever
The best man who ever lived in America. Really. You, uh, should get out more. And read some history and literature. Read SOMETHING, other than bumper stickers.
I CAN believe he will change our nation forever. That’s what scares the crap out of those of us who are aware of his actual agenda. Should he win, he and his fellow travelers in Congress could see that this is the last free election in this country.
Are you going to move to Alaska?
Yes, and I could see Russia from my house if I lived in Alaska. His actual agenda? Dude, you need a vacation or a frontal lobotomy.
Dude, I know you’re Republican, but I kind of thought of you as one of those regulars around here that actually has some intelligent things rattling around upstairs…
But to say you’re “aware of his actual agenda”? “Last free election”? Really?
I’m sorry, but I’m moving you from that category of “Regular PK posters which I respect even though they support a political party that I find abhorrent at best,” over to the section I have reserved for “tin-foil hat, conspiracy theorizing whack-jobs.”
So, umm… I guess grab a chair, introduce yourself to David Icke, the kool-aid is over there and here’s your standard issue box of aluminum foil…
*hands ryszard a box of aluminum foil and points him towards the punch bowl*
You’re not going to believe this–but I am going to apologize to you. I knew it was over the top when I wrote it. I could explain, but this is probably not the forum for it.
Nor am I a Repub, but I do end up voting that way as the lesser of two evils as I see them–and I know you feel the same way from your perspective.
Um Bush is the one with the presidential directive that lets him give himself dictatorial powers, Chancellor Palpatine style. (Although, I think we’ll probably all agree, Darth Cheney probably wrote it.)
You can kinda see it too. “Strike him down and take your place as my disciple.”
Definitely seems how Cheney set up Bush but that would make Bush into Vader which is where my thinking falls apart.
Yeah, bush not very strong in the force, he’s no Anikin Skywalker, even considering all the whining.
Indeed. Wangst does not a Vader make…
Yes, that’s right my friends…..I actually got a personally addressed letter from the woman herself, Sarah Palin today in the mail. Now, keep in mind that I am a Democrat. Also, keep in mind that I usually vote Democrat, or at the very least Independant. Also, keep in mind that if you are a Rebublician you will probably be offended to my response.
Dear Friend,
Since I joined John McCain as his running mate in this historic campaign, we have been criss-crossing the country, bringing our message of reform and renewal to the American people.
I bet you have! (I think it’s called damage control, Giz says laughing).
We Americans believe in our country. We celebrate its past and look forward to its bright future.
(OK, give me a minute here to stop laughing and wipe the tears from my eyes!) “Celebrate its past?” Are you insane? Have you had your head in a buckett for the past 8 years?! And, “look forward to its bright future”? Oh yea right, a never ending war that could go (according to McCain,) “a hundred years”, and costing 10 Billion dollars per month. And banks, (like corporate America), running amuck with no oversight, and the Stock Market showing all the confidence in financial stability as an old hooker, hooked on crack!!!
From small towns to big cities across America, I see people full of spirit, courage and strength, who ask only for the opportunity to work hard, raise their families and live their lives as they see fit.
(OK, wait a minute, is this a Republician letter or a Democrat letter? Let me pick myself off the floor to answer this one. Any one got a tissue? Also, stomach starting to hurt now, from the laughter).
1) “Opportunity to work hard” – Unless you want to be in a union and make a fair wage, because unions started to be busted up in the 80’s. Or, unless you are the “oursourced” person or company taking American jobs, off shore. Or, unless you are an illegal alien who is part of the protected work force, undocumented, non-taxpaying worker taking American jobs away from vets and real Americans. Then there is plenty of work opportunities here. Oh, and if you are a CEO, the more people you screw out of money, (employees or customers or tax payers, even the government) the bigger the bonus. There’s lots of opportunity for that.
2) “Raise their families” – Sure, it’s real easy today to raise a family with school loans cut, gas at over $4 per gallon, and no health care!
3) “And, live their lives as they see fit”. (Unless you’re gay, or need an operation that your HMO won’t cover.)
We Republicians reject the Democrats’ fearful and pessimistic mentality. (What!! Wasn’t the “TERRORIST” card (fear) played just last week by McCain? “Obama associates with terrorists”) When we are able to get our message past the liberal mainstream media filter… OMG, someone please pass me the oxygen tank! I’m laughing so hard I can’t get my breath. … directly to the voters – the vast majority of the American people agree with our confident, optimistic view of principled, conservative government and opportunity for all. Holy C&%$, anyone in the Republician Party look at the poles lately? Someone get me out of “never-never land”.
But the Obama-Biden Democrats and their allies are set to raise over $1 billion to relentlessly flood America’s airwaves with their negative and false attacks against our Republican candidates.
“Negative and false attacks”… look at both campaignes and tell me who is negative and is making false attacks upon whom? This comment is only worthy of a smurk and a shake of the head.
That’s why I’m asking for your support today. Please help provide the resources we need to battle back against the Democrats and their same old tired-and-failed policies of the past.
OMG, I can’t breath! I think I’ve ruptured my gut laughing and I can’t see for the tears running down my face. Can someone please help me up, off this floor! And, I think I’ve wet myself. Got to get into the shower and get these clothes in the laundry.
_____________________________________________________________________
Skipping an hour ahead, I finally got cleaned up and ready to read the rest of the letter. OK, asking for money, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da:
We want to lead an American government which gets behind its people, not in their way. And I am proud to join all Republican candidates in this historic contest.
Ok, working on the economy would be a start. Some government oversight would be nice. Taking some of the money spent on this privetized war in Iraq would sure help to surge the economy, education, health care, etc. And, curbing Americas’ glut for gas would sure qualify as “getting behind the people”. It’s pretty much a no-brainer, if you could just set your mind to it.
Republician candidates running for office across America share a vision for reform, … Ok, if that “vision” is delusional, “Reform”? Haven’t Republicians had 8 years for “reform”? I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone here. …prosperity … OMG, has it been that long since $4 per gallon for gas, or wasn’t it just last week when Wall Street had a bank melt-down? … and peace, …. Oh, sweet mother of pearl! No one has told the Republican Party about the weapons of mass distruction! … and we will do everything we can between now and Eelection Day to communicate that vision to voters throughout this country. If this is the “vision” that the Republician Party wants us to see, and connect this “vision” to them, then maybe this letter would be best sent to mental wards first.
A vision of peace, prosperity and reform, comming from the Republician Party, that’s not a vision, that’s a delusion! Someone pass the Thorazine. Oh no, I think I’m going to start laughing again. And, my ribs are still bruised from the last time.
Working together we will work tirelessly to bring reform to politics-as-usual, fight corruption and waste …, Oh dear heaven, please stop, I think I’m starting to loose conscienceness, I can’t breath and somewhere between my chair and the floor I’ve droped the letter! … and make certain that government serves the people, not the special interests. Oh, you mean like the oil industry, health care, corporate interests, the gas guzzeling auto companies and the privetization of billions of dollars a month in Iraq, not to mention the privitization of Medicare prescriptions. Hell, you’ve even privatized the I.R.S. for pitty sake. (I’m really going to have to stop reading this now, or I’ll get a heart attack from laughing my ass off). We will put our nation on a course to energy independence and ensure that our economy offers opportunity to all of our citizens.
Oh sweet mercy, I can’t breath! Someone get me the oxgen! My side is splitting and my head is aching from laughter! (I’d throw up, but I can no longer move my stomach muscles). Any one got a Kleenex?
We will make the tough decisions that will keep America strong as we face threats to our security from radical Islamic extremists, nuclear proliferation and tyranical regimes.
Ok, I’m better now. Here comes the terror card, I feel somehow comforted that I’m back home with the Republican base that I’ve learned to know so well. All is better now, and I’m not going nuts. This is something I can relate to. Although, didn’t she just say that the Democrats were the negative terror mongers? I feel much better now, anyway. The horriable pain has left my mid-section. I need to blow my nose and wipe my eyes.
But to do this we must stop the Obama-Biden Democrats from taking total control of our government. We must have the resources to maintain control of the White House and win elections across the country.
KEEP CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE…….. keep control of the White House ……
My head is spinning, I can’t see my feet ………………………………………………… MY FEET …………………………………………………………………………………………
I awoke to see the kind face of the paramedic stareing down at me. After they used the defibulator, I started to come back around pretty quickly.
Evidently my muscles had cramped up so much from laughing, that I had a mild heart attack. When I showed them what had brought on the attack, they laughed so hard that they almost dropped me off of the gourney. After some oxygen in the ambulance I was feeling much better. I only had to stay for obserbvation in the hospital for an hour or so. I was returned home with some muscle relaxants and told to stay off Republican campaign propaganda for a few days or so.
I think I’ll go to bed now. I need my rest.
Peace,
Giz
… I can’t laugh at that.
This would have been more appropriate on a blog somewhere…Too long and too irrelevant for PK I think.
And that’s coming from both ends of the political spectrum.
Really, if you have this much free time, why don’t you go work for his campaign? I say that in all seriousness. You are devoted, a hard worker, and completely out of touch with reality. You’d fit right in.
In bed.
Lol win!
I hear it is paid admission to the Obama orgy.
OMG MESSIAH ORGY OMG
Immaculate conceptions EVERYWHERE!!
tl;dr version: McCain/Palin sucks.
Hey Guys, I did find it on Blog thread.. lol
do you know what Copy PASTE means lol
takes but only a Split Hair of a second.. there was hardly any work on my part……. seriously…. this other women person she too found it histerical .. i thought it would be a big Laughfot you guys.. hmmm Iguess NOT… .
Did you ask her permission? Did you site it? Why do you think it’s funny that it took you no time/you put no effort into this long, tedious, redundant post? Is it normal for people to cut-and-paste obnoxious, tween blog excerpts? Your’s, maddam, was a failure in judgement. From a fellow Democrat, sit down and shut up. You’re making us look bad. (This must be how Republicans feel when hicks misspell their signage)
FYI~ I like the way i spell my Signage.. if you would have simply asked me why i spell it this way you would not be Tasting or putting your Ignorant big FAT foot inside your mouth… now go away… you created enough stupidity for one night ..Heaven help us for the simple minded fools .. UGH !!!
Excuse me, FYI i type my Sinage this way for my personal reasons.. if you would have simply asked me, you would have gotten a response.. but as i see it now honey, you are better off tasting your foot.. as there it will be in your ignorant stupid mouth.. Heaven help us for the simple minded fools that roam this earth.. UGH !!!
You know the saying about politics and bedfellows. Now I understand. Not a Repub, but a big conservativee 10-4, good buddy. Some of ours make us look bad, too.
site = cite
Your’s = yours
Yeah, well…
No need to get LOUD with me Honey, i HEAR you JUST FINE… nbow Sit yourself down& stop pointing your DAMN -O- CRACK – ASS DOWN WOMAN..
the message was posted for all to see… there was no need for permission.. …
I’m sure this woman is feeling honoured that i took interest to forward her sarah rediculous letter……
Your existance makes me feel soiled.
Ha !!!! Your Existance doesn’t makes me feel anything at all.. you’re more of a bleep & passing gas to me.. Ha !!!!!
Since you mentioned that we should just ask you for your reasons for misspelling things, can I just ask why you feel the need to capitalize random words? And why did you misspell ‘existence’?
Didn’t you see the sign? “Don’t Feed The Trolls.” It just makes them come back
Can we form a bi-partisan consensus to push this idiot off a cliff and let him die a semi-natural death? 
But I really wanted to know!
Semi-natural death? I like your reasoning
I don’t…You have this Dems vote for the Troll Extermination Act.
I hereby announce my candidacy for President on the basis of the Troll Extermination Act. I will ELIMINATE the trolls. I will RAISE the tax on trolls. I will IMPOSE SANCTIONS on trolling. I WILL STAMP IT OUT WHERE IT LAYS!!!!
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And DWM will be my Veep, and Guinny will be my Secretary of Defense
And here I was campaigning on the Issue Beatings platform… Fine fine, I will quell my alpha male tendencies to help froofrou make history.
TROLL EXTERMINATION ACT FOREVER!!!
Wait, wait… I don’t have to wear lipstick do I?
No, but you might have to look around in a lot of damp spaces…like under bridges.
Yes baby, I like it when you wear the lipstick…
Passes the Ticking time Bomb.. HA !!! Tooo Late…. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM…
that hella funny