Uh…Emperor…
Uh…Emperor…
(Naked British Guy)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: lilyofthevalley
Telegraph: British man goes skinny dipping in Japanese emperor’s pond
A middle-aged British man was detained by police in central Tokyo after diving naked and going for a swim in the moat surrounding the Japanese emperor’s palace.…Continued.
he’s getting ready to fire!
why do naked british guys never do that to me !??!
those racist limey bastards!
Why do the all cops have riot shields and kevlar vests? To protect them from the…nakedness? The guy’s clearly not armed…
He could still start shooting.
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Are you happy to see me or… nevermind.
WIN
polices all ways have Kevlar vests on.
Actually, he is armed, though you can’t see it well in this picture. He has a construction pole (make your jokes now) and a brick.
Altogether too much man-arse on this board of late…
Are you ‘cusin’ PK of bad man-arse? *shnigger*
Agreed.
But you wouldn’t be complaining if it was some naked chick’s butt in the picture
Funny guy in the back with a camera! I wonder if this was some sort of protest or just a random crazy?
This guy went swiming in the moat around the imperial palace in japan. He confused the heck out of the japanese police who were chasing him with a stick for the longest time.
As a westerner, I’d like to apologize to the Japanese people for the disrespect shown to their emperor. God, I hope he’s German and not American.
Apparently he’s English. Which would make sense because of how pale he is.
It says he’s British!
He could be English but he could also be Scottish, Welsh or from Northern Ireland.
The English are alright but I know a lot of folk in Scotland who would be very, very offended to be called English when you meant British.
Seriously, don’t call a Scot “English” because if they’re devolutionist you might end up getting a we-hate-the-union-Scotland-needs-independence-to-function-speech.
I love calling the Scots English.. they’re just so cute when they’re angry.
Like calling anyone from the South ” Yanks” ?
oh aye
thats in america dumbass
I think I might have met you….
BTW be careful in future cos that’s asking for a glasgow kiss
Pale and pasty like fresh bread dough.
Mmmmm bread.
Yeah, fat and naked, that’s what germans are! As a fellow nation at the top of the “obecity is my second name”-statistic you should think twice before you make a wish like that. But if you buy me a beer I will forget about your distasteful joke…
Hey, you just insulted my fat german grandma!
Actually, she’s not fat or german, and she isn’t even my grandma…
I admit American’s are fat. (Except me, of course. I’m just big boned.
) (Seriously, I still look like a samoan recruit on a Pac-10 football team). I admit we’re pale. AND I admit we’re disrespectful enough to use the moat of an emperor’s palace as a swimming hole.
I just hoped, this time, it wasn’t us. Even though I was sure it was. (Glad I was wrong)
I’ll still buy you that beer, though. You just have to come to Portland to enjoy it. We *are* the beer Mecca of the USA. Just ask any Portlander
I’m big boner–er, big boned too and a bit cuddly. Not fat, yet. I am a fat man in training. Lots of hard hours put in. Don’t condemn my SPORT!!!
The Japanese tend to lump foriengers together, so it doesn’t matter. It’ll just be those disrespectful Westerners.
On the news reports they called him a “Gaikoku-jin” foreign country person. They didn’t really refer to him as “westerner” although, since it is the land of the rising sun, ALL countries would be west of Japan, right?
Australia’s not.
Win.
Let me get this straight; you make fun of children, wounded soldiers, women, religions, etc…. and you apologize to the Emporer of Japan ?????? WTF?
“Let me get this straight; you make fun of children, wounded soldiers, women, religions,”
Evidence, please?
You were apologising on behalf of all western society. There are people in western society whom have done the mentioned things.
M was questioning the hypocrisy of it all, without realising that you probably don’t support making fun of children, soldiers, women or religions either.
@ least his buttcrack appears to be clean….
This reminds me what a great invention cloths were.
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=6523
japanprobe.com/?p=6523
So here is a link to the story if anyone wants it.
*wipes coffee off screen*
“As a westerner, I’d like to apologize to the Japanese people for the disrespect shown to their emperor. God, I hope he’s German and not American.”
Of course your not racist.
I admit, I didn’t expect *this* response.
But yeah, on behalf of the british, we’re sorry for this twat. Nudity’s never fully right, and especially not with fat men.
No, He is called “Gerardo”. British, but lives in Spain.
NUTS
“NUTS”
I am glad this picture shows none.
death by buttsecks
I like how he has his hip stuck out, like he’s on a catwalk or something. You sassy naked crazy guy you.
Right Said Fred comes to mind…