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Ya see, Governor Palin, she’s … she , ah… If you consider how close Alaska,,, And oil, she knows ….
(John McCain)
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his bad
hey oldy… your name reminds me of John McCain.
who is john mccain?
You were trying to court the Joe Six Pack, religious fundamental vote and it backfired. Too bad, so sad.
Um, as a religious fundamentalist, I’m going to vote for ‘im, so…your supposedly clever comment backfired.
And on another note, what happened to PK suddenly being entirely anti-Republican? Anyone taken a gander at the last twenty entries? It’s a shame being nonpartisan is merely a catchy phrase and not a reality…
When did you decide to vote for him, before or after he chose Palin? If it’s the former he obviously didn’t need to court you, did he?
Palin has likely damaged the campaign more than helped it by bringing in the fundies. The campaign seems to know it too, notice how they locked her down for interviews and regulate how much time she spends with reporters.
I chose to vote for him after he chose Palin, because I agree with he standards more than I agree with his (as a side note, I agree with a rock’s standards more than I agree with Obama’s). Palin’s stance on pro-life issues, for one, won me over. Before McCain chose Palin, I wasn’t planning on voting at all.
that is the most ignorant thing i have seen all day. You could always throw your vote away via third party. At least you are still doing your part as a citizen.
There is no reason to throw insults around simply because someone has a different opinion than you do. Leland obviously has reasons for voting for McCain and Palin, and just because you don’t understand them or agree with them is no reason to call him or his actions ignorant. In fact, you condemning him for having a difference of opinion makes you, sir, ignorant yourself. At the very least, come up with a counter-point to his statements instead of reverting to grade school “I dont’ like you and you’re dumb!” statements.
And to clarify, before Palin was brought onto the ticket, I was simply voting AGAINST Obama. Now I’m actually voting FOR someone.
Omigosh! Finally! SOMEONE WHO HAS COMMON SENSE AND RESPECT! -happy dance-
Basically, voting for Palin indicated neither…There again, I have issues with pro-life-pro-death penalty people, and Frou knows that…
you were not planning to vote at all!! that speaks VOLUMES!!
That is called voting and your side not having enough members making votes. The beauty of Democracy is not everybody agrees with you. The reality of Democracy is almost nobody agrees with you. Rather frustrating really.
or.. almost half the people agree with you.
A a religious fundametalist, you should understand that it’s all pre-odained and not to be questioned. You are also in heavy duty need of an education.
Don’t make him angry, he’s a religious fundamentalist, meaning he’ll strap a damn bomb to his chest and martyr himself at the drop of a hat!!!
zomg… *runs*
Contrary to your offensive stereotypical slurs, I’m a Christian and believe others are won over by love, not by the hatred you’re currently displaying.
He’s just making the point that religious extremism in ANY religion is dangerous. Even though it’s true that MOST Christians are not promoting violence, there are groups with an almost jihad like fanaticism. The group featured in the documentary “Jesus Camp” for one example. Fundamentalism, particularly in the Abrahamic religions, can lead to dangerous fanaticism. Which doesn’t mean that applies to all mambers.
*members
(Your misspelling of members to briefly resemble the prefix mamo- (”breast”) was exactly next to the stupid ad-I-haven’t-all-blocked of OneHorseShy.com tee-shirts: the closeup of a woman with gigantic breasts and a tee-shirt reading “VOTE”.)
Ha! perfect. Apparently the universe was properly aligned or something.
Thank god, I’m not alone in that… >_>
.. you do understand the “him” is the same amount of characters as “`im”, right? Hell, I had a hard time finding the “`”.
I thought he did that to prove he was a regular joe sixpack. Get ‘im! That was a durn good dinner! Obama is a soshalist muslin! Etc. etc.
Perhaps my attempt at communicating my dialect wasn’t entirely aimed at pleasing the Character Nazis who only allow me 10 characters per post. But if we’re nitpicking on grammar, your quotation marks should go outside of the period, not inside.
That depends upon which country you’re from… bub.
Indeed. Outside the US, the punctuation only goes on the inside if that is the same punctuation as in the original text. In this case not.
I’m from the US, and I think the punctuation should go on the inside of the period. It makes more sense that way. Of course, I think that the Spanish way of putting the noun before the adverb makes more sense than English speakers swapping the two. (adverb? adjective? at work……can’t remember………ashamed of self……*blush*)
Dont get me started on the stupidity of the english language….
Considering most of it isn’t English to begin with………
Ok fine! Dont get me started on the Anglo-Germanic-Romantic-Lati
bastard child that is our language.
Latin….
F these text boxes and their visual limitations… F them in the A.
I don’t see anyplace that the Pundit Kitchen says that it is non-partisan. As far as I know, it has always had a liberal bias. D’uh! Look at the ads alone.
sorry but as a religious fundamentalist you are a a hateful person. If you believe that a baby should be born whether or not it will kill the mother, the mother was raped or some other abusive situation is going to be the norm for that child you truly hate that child and the mother who may or may not have had a say in whether or not that child was conceived. If you believe that homosexuals, who are born that way, will burn in hell because they are an abomination in god’s eyes, you are displaying hate. If you believe that a woman should be subservient to the man she is married to, whether or not she had a choice in who she married or if the man is abusive towards her, you display hatred towards women. If you believe that people who follow other religions are going to hell you display hatred towards different ideas and/or the people who choose to follow them. If you believe none of the above then you cannot say you are a religious fundamentalist of christianity because that is what the bible tells you you must believe. I have no problem with christians in general, so don’t get that idea, but fundamentalists in any religion, in my experience, are full of hate.
“If you believe that homosexuals, who are born that way, will burn in hell because they are an abomination in god’s eyes, you are displaying hate.” To be fair, that’s less of hate and more of following a religion blindly.
And if you believe to the letter everythng you just wrote about fundamentalists, then you show ignorance of the basic tenants of Christianity. I love the one about subservience. Nowhere does it say that a woman is to be a doormat. You’re taking two scriptures out of the entire New Testament out of context and using them to form a negative opinion based on what you THINK a group believes. And the rest of your post shows and ignorance of the way that fundamentalists think about the other situations you mentioned. Some fundamentalists are nutjobs and make the majority look bad, the same way that any extremely vocal minority in any group with make the whole look bad.
THANK YOU!
frou frou you rocks.
I was raised as a fundamentalist Baptist (daddy was a pastor) and before I hit puberty and figured out I was a big ‘ol Mo I was pretty schooled in the Bible. While I’m now an athiest, I still have respect for the religion to a certain extent, and it REALLY grates my cock when someone effs up bible quotes in counter-Christian protestations…
Well I’m a Christian but I have a sense of humor and the mind that God gave me to question things and not blindly follow what some other human says is His will.
I have a coworker who is a right wing, fundamentalist, Konservative Kristian. It appears that the joy he finds in religion is not that he is going to Heaven, but that so many other people are going to Hell.
Try reading the gospel, not just Revaltions.
Maybe they aren’t getting a lot of anti-democratic LOLs or something?
Jesus Christ on a bike is funny… I better not say it around my mom, though. She’s the “BAAAAAW BLASPHEMY!!11!!! DONT MAKE FUN OF CHRISTIANITY!!11!!!” type.
Hold my drink, bitch.
oh that unfair gotcha journalism.
“Oh Jesus Christ on a bike??” lol. I am going to borrow that. thanks.
LMAO! That got a good chuckle out of me. I think that was what made the LOL.
Picturing McCain actually saying that is what makes the LOL.. definately.
I’m a fan of Jesus Christ on stilts. Much better mental image, especially when he walks on water.
I am fond of Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.
Na, Jesus H. Christ (hop-scotching).
I prefer “Christ on a crutch” when in need of savior-based exclamations.
Click my name for a rather offensive “funny” in this vein.
When I first heard someone say “Jesus ****ing Christ”, I said ‘isn’t that masturbation?’
I once heard someone yell in a fit of anger at a bar “Jesus-Titty-F*cking-Christ”
I like that one. Crispy Christ on a Stick is another one of mine.
A friend of mine came up with “Holy Zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!”
Christ-on-a-stick is my usual.
Christ-in-a-bucket for me
Jesus polevaulting Christ! is just alright with me.
“Great Galloping Gonads” is more appropriate in most social settings.
Yeah, that made the LOL, lol!
Even as pro obama, it’d be nice to see some lols not centered around McCain.
But, hey, it’s his site, so…
Jesus on a bike? He’ll probably do divine stunts
I dunno; it’s hard to ride a bike in a skirt and sandals, believe me.
It’s not too hard with sandals actually but skirt?
Well, tunic. But it’s like a skirt. An unbifurcated garment, y’know.
Sounds like a wild night at the frathouse after a toga party.
xD a lot of reps complaining about pundit kitchen’s liberal bias. they should’ve known already just by looking at the logo up top. the dems are the heads of the site and the reps get the ass end of the deal. xDD
( i’m a dem ;3 )
Did he spend the entire town hall meeting wandering muttering whaie looking for his walker? Or did it just seem that way?
that would be “while” looking, of course.
I have developed a theory about McCain’s campaign. I seriously don’t think he wants to win it. It’s sort of like he was caught by surprise and figured, “What he hell, I won the nomination so I might as well give it a go.” But, I think it’s all been rather half-assed. For starts, why did he pick Palin when there were others that probably could have helped him win. Secondly, his debate skills are not like the McCain of old. Which leads to the conclusion he doesn’t really want it.
I wonder too, it’s like invasion of the body snatchers… do you think that Sara’s an alien?
Nah, that’s Cindy and her uncanny resemblance to the Borg queen.
ANYHOO….
I have thought for a while that McCain is like Dole in the ‘96 election. Of course, Dole stood a snowflakes chance in hell of beating Clinton, but he was really phoning it in after the Repbublican Convention. It’s like he took the gold watch and retired – right before Election Day.
I hadn’t thought that McCain was doing the same thing; I think he really wants it ony he has tied himself into such knots over his honor code and what he has allowed his campaign to become that he can’t see straight. It’s sad; Dole kept his sense of humor and humanity and I’m not seeing that with McCain.
Bob Dole kept his honor…I loved bob dole, voted for him in fact. McCain has sold his soul to be President, that’s why his own attacks trouble him…he remembers honor, he just can’t figure out how he lost it.
One commenter I read said it was like he was looking to go get a beer – guess he forgot which town hall he was in! OR he had already gotten the beer and was going to go get rid of the beer.
It did seem pretty random.
I think we can all agree that, no matter how you are planning to vote, the phrase “Jesus Christ on a bike” made this absolutely hilarious
Absolutely xD
I wonder if Jesus would ride a Schwinn or Huffy….
WWMR?
( What Would Mohammed Ride?)
I’m from outside the US and it’s these ideas that spread stereotypes.
We find out there is a religious nut as running mate for that old git. Then we see that half the country is supporting them.
To me this suggests you have the moderately well educated people in the cities, who actually realise there is a world outside their borders. Then the other half of the population, living away from the large cities, with fat bearded men clutching a bible with one hand and an Armalite with the other, teaching their sons to hunt at the age of 4 and locking their daughters up to preserve chastity.
You really need to improve your image, I know you aren’t all idiots, but that’s what it comes across like. Seperate religion and politics.
I totally agree. I really do think we need to seperate religion and politics more. Palin has stated that oil pipelines in Alaska are part of “God’s will” and that the war in Iraq is “a mission sent from God”. I’m sorry, but if a political figure tries to use religion to justify things, I lose a lot of respect for them. It almost puts Palin on the same level as Osama Bin Laden, who’s trying to use his religion to justify blowing up the US of A, except Palin, as far as I know, has yet to fly a plane into a building and put the nation into panic. Although, her hair looks suspiciously like a turban…
I prefer Obama over McCain, but McCain is alright. However, while McCain used to be tolerable, his choice for Palin really made me question his abilities.
Hold my drink, btch.