After reviewing the call
After reviewing the call on the field… the play stands: Touchdown!
(Pope Benedict XVI)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: TheCrapture
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After reviewing the call on the field… the play stands: Touchdown!
(Pope Benedict XVI)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: TheCrapture
In before the comment section becomes another McCain/Obama $hitflinging fest!!
aww, that’s cute!
AND non offensive. Are we in the right place?
What a nice change…
I’m sure someone will find a way to get offended
I am.
Clearly he’s reffing a tennis match.
lol! troublemaker!!
that’s why the university of Notre Dame loses all the time these days, they blocked off TD Jesus.
Hey ND is actually winning this year. Go Irish!!
No, if they do good that means I have to see Charlie Weiss’ wide ass around town, not to mention his b*tch of a wife doing book signings at the store I work at again.
I’ve got one! *ahem* Silly papist nonsense… I suppose there’s no need for instant replay because he’s so bloody -infallible-, isn’t he? Won’t allow birth control in a world plagued by overpopulation… and there he’s calling TD’s whilst ignoring the STD’s!
Well…Catholics have one type of birth control. My wife (catholic) and I (not catholic) had to attend a natural family planning class. It’s their version of birth control. We thought it was crap. It’s not the rhythm method, that never works. But they have some kind of charting system made out that follows a woman’s cycle. Ok, here’s the kicker, it all revolves around they viscosity of mucus form the girly bits. I sat there in shock the whole time. You can’t make this kinda shit up.
The state of mucus plays into the rhythm method.
They were teaching “Billings” method. We only went to one class, and didn’t want to go back. Whether it works or not, I don’t know…she’s on the pill anyway.
Didn’t the Pope ok birth control a few years ago?
Nope. Pope Classic said no and New Pope said no as well.
I’m almost speechless!
Wow cool an actual funny. Not like the funniest thing ever but a nice refreshing change from the usual bullsh*t.
If his holiness could actually head ref a sports contest that would be GREAT!
I want to see someone argue with a call
“that wasn’t offsides!”
“I smite you!”
“damn…”
rofl
the whole damn comment takes on a whole new meaning in this context…
heh, it does doesn’t it?
Brilliant!
lol
Flag on the play! Offsides… on the defense… 10 yards and 3 our-father’s… repeat second down!
ever had scalding hot tea try to come out your nose?
yeah…
thanks for that.
haha!
Gives that Hail Mary play a whole other meaning as well, eh?
that is so my halloween costume, well, actually, it’s one his mor cerimonial outfits, with the drapes on the shoulders and the big pretty pointed hat….and a boner
ok, now that’s offensive. And I haven’t met a Catholic yet who I agreed with about religion.
lol
its halloween. a halloween party for adults, and i pre-checked, none of the guests are catholic, otherwise i was gonna dress in drag, but i’ve never done that before and the pope was easier cause i don’t have to groom body hair to be the pope…
also, i was raised southern baptist, my dad was aour pastor.
after 5 years in the army my brother got out and got married (his wife is AWESOME). she’s catholic, and he’s getting confirmed in the spring, my parents are gonna have a stroke
i detest catholisiscm(can’t spell that right ever…) but i respect my brother’s right to choose his faith. I don’t consider catholisiscm as christianity (same thing for the mormons), but i’m an athiest, i’m just basing that by categories of religion i’ve established in my brain, the whole mary worship/prayng to siants/wierd holidays are waaaaay to pagan.
again personal point of view, not an actual fact, so don’t go attacking me that i’m re-writing history or anything….
How do you think Catholics are not Christians? And Mormons for that matter (although I know other people who agree with you on this one).
If you believe Jesus is the son of God, then you are a Christian. That is the only requirement for being a Christian. It’s in the name.
Having lots of weird holidays and other practices is just a sign that they are a different denomination of Christianity, and in reality, Southern Baptists are more similar to Catholics than Amish.
You are correct about the similarities between Catholics and Baptists. However, having said that, there are enough differences to make them almost different sides of the spectrum in some eyes, causing them to be basically different religions. What irritates me is when people call all Christians Catholics as if not being Catholic immediately takes you out of the running for being a Christian.
I’m a pagan, not a christian, but I still have to laugh at the “catholics aren’t christian” meme. So, what, there were no christians until Martin Luther? (I know, the Orthodox Church in Ethiopia predates catholicism, but the christians I’ve met aren’t even aware of them.)
The earliest Christians were Jews.
Um no since they didn’t believe he was the son of god. No belief in Jesus = Not Christian.
Follower of Christ, blah. Brain fail.
Actually, she’s right in that the earliest converts to Christianity were the Jews.
XP
You know I love you, DW
Likewise my dear. I just lacked a proper retort so a bit of childishness was in order.
You seem tired today
All well in your world?
Actually, to be a Christian means to be a follower of Christ, not just to believe that Christ is God’s son.
Technically, even Satan knows/believes that Christ is the son of God. Technically Satan knows that God exists, i.e. “believes” in him, but we certainly wouldn’t call Satan a Christian.
Catholics are Christians because as well as believing in Christ they follow him, although there is debate as to whether or not they do this correctly.
eye of the beholder.
I personally know many proclaimed Christians whom I’d refer to as Satan on earth.
::shrug::
Grain of salt people, all this fighting and bickering is the reason so many young people detest “religion” of any kind
Christ died for our sins, that they may be forgiven. That doesn’t mean anyone apart from our maker has any right to judge others.
Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Now to be a damn heathen…
“In bed.”
Thats what SHE said.
Actually, I would call Satan (as believed by Christians) to be a Christian.
Nope. The definition of a Christian is not simply a believer in Christ.
So would define it in the same way as AC? That is valid, just as long as you don’t exclude Catholics and Mormons like I_Tego_Arcana_Dei does.
Essentially. I do not exclude Catholics or Mormons, but I do, as AC does, have issue with them actually following the spirit rather than some of the letters.
Then I have no qualms whatsoever with your beliefs to the extent I know of them.
Is it cruel of me that I would have done it anyway? I don’t dress up for Halloween to be nice. I need to dust off my top hat and plan my outfit this year. Hmmmm.
Oop, i think the captioner swapped the two parts, it should be “After reviewing the play, the call on the field stands”… unless I’m missing something. In which case, I fail.
It could go either way. Like if they didn’t call a TD, they would review the call and the play of scoring would stand, rather than having to go to the next down.
please tell me that’s a reference to notre dame!
i’m surprised no one has yet made a reference to the “hail mary pass” in the comments
YAY! A Pope pic that isn’t offensive. You’re doin’ it right.
I figured that my screen-name here is enough of a dig at certain religious ideas that not every caption i make has to be. Besides, the only other quasi-offensive thing i could think of was some lame vaguely gay joke about the Prada Pope that wasn’t even funny enough that i can remember what i wanted it to be.
Havah Nagila, baby!
Damn! Er..darn! Don’t be an anti-mormon. We believe in Christ just like the rest of youse. ( I spelled that wrong on purpose.) Besides our prophet doesn’t get all blinged up. He just wears a normal looking suit.
<3 Virginia "the mormon with a swearing problem"
Nice harmless joke for once. I am Catholic, and the Pope isn’t always infallible. It’s when he’s making a Long reflected and considered declaration on moral issues. If he says his football team will win, it’s not like he’s infallible on that. (done venting. Thanks.)