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Uh, M’am? That’s a journalist.

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  1. Morgan says:

    “Exactly”.

    • Captain Weiner says:

      my gun is bigger’n her gun.

    • Lolnathan says:

      “In a stunning turn of events, the entire cast of The View, and Nancy Grace that annoying exploiter of missing children and missing beauty queens, who just happened to be standing there, got Cheney’d at a press conference with Sarah Palin.”

    • So Ema, you are against the Constitution?

      • Lolnathan says:

        ??? What?

        • Journalists are idiots, but they do have a function. The desire to shoot them implies that they are somehow wrong.

          • Wolfie says:

            And their function is to be TARGETS!!!!!!
            Minus one for Charlie douche

            • So again, I ses that you hate the Constitution.

              • Trainwreck Chaser says:

                To act like our current media represents and respects our constitution is a joke and you know it.

                • MegaBob says:

                  They love the first amendment – but only if you agree with them.

                • What are you talking about? What do you think that freedom of the press means? It means that anyone can establish a journalistic entity and report as they see fit, with out interference from the government. SO… the implication in the picture is the US Government (as indicated by the LTC from the 25 ID) and the governor of Alaska are hunting journalists, and that it is OK is against the Constitution of the US, so if you believe that such action is OK, you are, in fact, against the Constitution.

                  • Trainwreck Chaser says:

                    I know exactly what freedom of the press means. I didn’t mean to generalize. But often there are stories about corrupted government (on both sides) that never get covered. Come live in Milwaukee to see what a joke the Journal Sentinel is to our state. You’ll understand why Journalistic responsibility and integrity dying a slow death. Secondly, no founder would think freedom of the press involves celebrity magazines. That garbage is hurting our country. I know you know this.

                    Sorry you either worded that last half of your paragraph or working out took alot out of me. I don’t know what the LTC and the 25th ID is.

                    It is silly to think governor would go out of her way to shoot journalists. That is something you see is freaky war movies, not US government official.

                    • Christine says:

                      It comes down to advertisers. Major news corporations can’t break the corrution stories because they will lose ad revenue. As much as we like to believe that the media is the fourth estate and a watchdog, they are in bed with the same guys the politicians are. News is a business and there is a bottom line to be had.

                    • Ignatz says:

                      So start your own newspaper. Quit bitching about the media and do something about it.

                    • ice_army says:

                      To explain, the LTC stands for Leutenant colniel, and the 25Id is his patch- Unit identification. And Charlie Foxtrot? Go Charlie Foxtrot yourself. IT’S. A. JOKE. I think your flag underwear are a little too tight. That kind of ozygen deprivation can be devastating for the brain.

                      *yes, I know i spelled the first sentence wrong. So shoot me.

                      • Trainwreck Chaser says:

                        No worries about the sentence, I seem to be an idiot when I type.

                        I don’t remember asking what Charlie Foxtrots meant…..so okay I’ll go Charlie Foxtrot myself….really don’t care.

                        Thanks for the explanation by the way. Whether you believe or not I appreciate it.

                        • ice is right about the abbreviations, didn’t know that i had any flag underwear, we liberals aren’t allowed to use the flag, oh and wouldn’t that be desecration, along with t-shirts, pins, etc. And i did realize it was a joke, obviously you didn’t get the sarcasm of my response, bad explaination, but I guess that’s what we get when we push to talk before we push to think.

                  • jellybeans says:

                    silly Charlie, they are all part of the “East Coast Media Elite”
                    This is what we call any reporter that is not on fox news now.
                    Even some that are on fox news and say mean things about the heart of our country (GovernorSarahPalinMaySheRuleForeverAsDictatorofthLegislature)

            • oh, and wooofie, you couldn’t tell a target from a department store, so go outside and play while the grownups talk. oh and make sure you wash your hands when your done playing with yourself.

          • Lolnathan says:

            Oh, just some of them. Its sort of like how certain forms of speech are not protected. Certain peoples freedom of the press should not be protected. Mainly scumbag exploiters like Nancy Grace, and people who go out of their way to cause problems and make a habit of breaking the law, like the paparazzi.

            Obviously they shouldn’t be shot… but terrible fates should befall their microphones and cameras.

            • MegaBob says:

              Since it’s all digital now, it would be nice to have a mobile EMP generator and just zap them.

            • That’s the whole point of freedom of speech. The primary responsibility of the citizen is to listen to all opinions, analyze the data, decide what is reasonable, then make a decision, without interference from the government. the Constitution doesn’t give us rights…it stops the government from interfering with our public discourse and decision-making process.

      • ema says:

        CF- This is supposed to be a humor site, we are trying to laugh in here!! Thanks for the help because you HAVE to be joking!!

        • true, except that jokes for you conservatives tend to be one way streets.

          • ema says:

            Oh COME ONE!! You’re just mad because no one is bashing Palin in here like you want to do, there are at least 2 others out there on the front page you can play in.

          • DeathWyrmNexus says:

            Eh I thought it funny. Reporters get on my nerves these days because I can’t trust them anymore. That and I am tired of hearing about every single gaffe. Besides, when did we decide a group was offlimits to lampoon or pretend to kill?

            • heh says:

              If journalists don’t want to die they should up their armor class just like everyone else. ;D

              • Christine says:

                Sorry that journalists are busy being your eyes and ears where you can’t be, and at the same time are underpaid and understaffed and are losing their jobs to bloggers who just regurgitate the reporting done by actual journalists. They have so much more to worry about that “upping their armor class.”

                • heh says:

                  Wow – again with the Too Serious for a Lol Site. That was obviously a joke on D&D, which we do tend to joke alot about around here. So take your humor fail and go reroll as the Girlfriend Healer or something. 8P

                  • DeathWyrmNexus says:

                    Girlfriend Healer? Oh no, he is no replacement for the epic and cuddly cute ball of healing that is my woman. He can be the bard.

                    CF, journalists aren’t sacred. They are people who tell the news as they see it or if they are really good, without bias. We mostly have the former. As for underpaid, I am underpaid. They can suck it up just like I have to as pretty much EVERYBODY this day and age has to.

                    As for eyes and ears, well think of it this way. If everybody and their mother were constantly trying to see and hear you, no matter when and where you were, I bet you would get sick of them too.

                    • heh says:

                      Wait – is Charlie Foxtrot and Christine the same person? Or was there just a moment of confusion about who was attempting to scold me for no good reason?

      • Grace says:

        she was making a joke. duh.

  2. RepublicansForVoldemort says:

    Clearly this is comes more naturally to her than, say, formulating a thought. Or a sentence.

  3. BigB says:

    You would think with as much of a shooter she is, she would look less like her youngest kid holding that thing.

    • Lolnathan says:

      Well she obviously isn’t on a practice range there and there really isn’t anything to shoot at except maybe a few reporters asking “gotcha” questions ;) She’s probably just getting a feel for it. She is a competent hunter and knows how to shoot a rifle.

      • BigB says:

        I think you should STFU and GTFO. Always handle a firearm as if it were loaded. Anyone that has ever used a firearm will tell you this.

        • 15234 says:

          Such as Sarah Palin.

        • Lolnathan says:

          Look guys, I upset a little person! I’m so proud of myself. I wasn’t even trying. Anyway, I’m feeling generous little guy, so I’ll address your point.

          Sarah Palin, despite apparently knowing nothing about politics, has been hunting for 34 years. So I suspect she knows what she is doing, and some reporter carelessly ran in front of a gun to get this shot.

          If you have facts to present that show she doesn’t know anything about how to handle a rifle, please give me a link. (Use the URI function, PK eats links put into posts). Thanks!

          • BigB says:

            Actually it didn’t upset me at all. And personally I think the scared shitless
            look on her face should say it all.

          • Jim says:

            You sir, are the Gandhi of the LOLsite! I would have opened up a can of whoop-rhetoric on him.

            • Lolnathan says:

              Depends on the person. ;) Some guy assuming someone elses name to make racist comments earned a “go jump in front of a train” comment yesterday. This kid just got bizzarely defensive and used lazy acronyms that belong over on FailBlog, so he doesn’t deserve a harsh response. At least, I’m assuming he’s a kid by his ability to jump around his cage like a monkey hurling feces. Maybe I’m wrong. ;)

              • MegaBob says:

                AHH ! I couldn’t remember who told me this place was a monkey house with feces hurling ! A very good analogy, Lolnathan ! :-)

          • blah says:

            The camera’s at an angle anyway. If she fired the journalist would be nowhere near the bullet.

          • Christine says:

            Look at the angle of the picture in relation to the gun barrel. The photog is not in front of the gun, nor in the actual line of fire. And I doubt that they “carelessly ran in front of a gun.” It looks like a photo op to me, where there would be a lot of photogs bustling around trying to get a good shot.

        • AbacusMaximus says:

          said firearm (M4A1 with 4x ACOG scope) is not loaded… notice the ejection port cover is on(which most of you cant see) and there is no magazine in the magazine well…. still, you should treat it as a loaded weapon, i agree…. BUT I STILL LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!!!

        • conor says:

          the only thing that shoos is invisible lasers. you can tell from the co2 hose that gives it realalistic kickback. you fire at a screen like a video game. its for training.

        • Jack Squat says:

          But it’s not a gun. It’s part of a 4 million dollar video game that’s used for training….or should I not point my Nintendo Zapper at the TV without first making sure there’s no one in the hallway?

  4. Lucky_Luciano says:

    “I don’t read no stinkin newspapers”

  5. AbacusMaximus says:

    OMFG I LOVE YOU SARAH PALIN!!!!!!

  6. Koki Kariya says:

    TAKE THAT KATIE COURIC! I’LL SHOW YOU THE BUSH DOCTRINE!

  7. J says:

    pew pew pew…..

  8. James says:

    All the more reason to click full auto.

  9. Trainwreck Chaser says:

    Silly Solider, Journalists aren’t people.

    • Trainwreck Chaser says:

      Soldier*

    • Christine says:

      You’re right. They are just pawns that the government uses to get kidnapped and held (Jill Carrol) or killed (Danny Pearl) instead of their own. Don’t mind those non-people, along with the homos and the coloreds.

  10. MegaBob says:

    “So, Biden: you want to claim that thyour helicopter was being shot at ?
    Here ! Now you won’t have to lie anymore!”

  11. DeathWyrmNexus says:

    Am I one of the few moderates comfortable with shooting a few members of the press for being idiots? Yes, yes freedom of the press. How about a freedom from my migraine from having to take all this shit in? :D

    • lol says:

      Kill off the paparazzi first, plz.

    • Christine says:

      I am absolutely uncomfortable with that. I don’t think I can really make an informed decision without the input of what the crazies think. It’s a gauge of whether I’ve gone off the deep end or not.

      • DeathWyrmNexus says:

        I was thinking of my sanity not yours. I already stopped watching television so I check CNN a lot for the news but that is starting to get on my nerves. Perhaps I am just gearing up a killing spree subconsciously.

  12. DeathWyrmNexus says:

    I thought it was funny. *shrugs* Trying to filter through all the crap just gives me a migraine. And I am tired of the profanity filter on posting here delaying things.

  13. jadebullet says:

    I love her facial expression.

  14. Sarah Palin says:

    Too bad my gun jammed. :(

  15. Dylane says:

    how about: “uh, ma’am, that’s a Jack Russell Terrier, not a moose.”?

  16. allaire says:

    Look at the rifle notice the cord coming off the bottom of the rifle and the white thing in the flash suppressor. That weapon is for a FATS system.

  17. Dylan H says:

    Am I the only one who remembers seeing reports about the US military’s little problem of mistaking journalists in Iraq for ’snipers’…?

    • Christine says:

      Nope. They also implemented the embed program in Iraq, specifically to put journalists with the troops, but did not provide them with any kind of physical protection like kevlar vests or helmets.

      “Let’s generate a bunch of positive reports by having the press actually sleeping with the military, but who cares if they get shot and die. No loss for us because a dead journalist can’t report their own death!”

      • Lolnathan says:

        From what I’ve ready, virtually all of the journalists who have died since the invasion have been locals who just happened to be killed along with other non-journalist civilians. Almost none were embedded journalists, and among those embedded journalists it does not appear any would have been helped by body armor.

        Click my name for the list of journalists killed in Iraq, if you’re interested.

  18. Ignatz says:

    “So? I’ll put him on the wall next to the two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.”

  19. Tessie says:

    “Gee whillikers, I *know* it’s a journalist! Your point bein’?”

  20. JD says:

    “A Journalist you say? Quick, give me a fresh mag!”

  21. Ignatz says:

    I shoots yu! PEW PEW PEW PEW!

  22. Michael Madden says:

    Ma’am, I think You’d probably prefer one of our shotguns.

  23. Pendo says:

    In Alaska, people(INCLUDING THE WOMEN) Like to go Caribou hunting. Possibally, perhaps this is why Palin likes guns so much?

  24. doan says:

    Did she go to Gander Mountain? (Gander Mountain sells guns styled after M16s)

  25. GuestWho? says:

    The stupid bimbo holds a carbine like a efโ€™in Bush Republican! “Ooo! Ooo! I hope this mean old M-16, with its balls cut off, and a laser stuffed down its barrel, doesnโ€™t accidentally go off and muss my inch-thick makeup!” The only animal she ever shot was chained to a post ten feet in front of her.

  26. the will of wills says:

    Ma’m you should aim it a little to the left for a headshot

  27. Anonymous Carbon-Based Smart-Ass Life Form says:

    Use all the ammo you have…

    And get an RPG too…


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