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http://sarahpalinclubswhales.com/2008/09/17/sarah-palin-is-a-missile-defense-system/
O.o
Ha, it does look like she’s getting her cute little butt chewed… man, I can’t wait for tomorrow’s “debate.”
See, what with all the stupidity she’s been slinging, expectations have been lowered. At the debate, if she forms complete sentences composed of English words that have anything vaguely to do with the topic, some people will count it a win for her.
Given her penchant for uttering nothing but rambling strings of keywords, I think a complete sentence -would- qualify as a win for her. Just a personal win, though, not a victory in the debate.
I was actually surprised at some of her blathering responses. Even on the questions that _I_ didn’t have the answers to I could spin quite an impressive line of BS compared to what she was saying, and I’m not even a politician. Maybe it’d be different if I was in the pressure of a high profile interview, I dunno.
She seems to be a decent speaker when she knows what she is talking about, very Reagan-esque, but she doesn’t seem to ever know what she is talking about.
Good speech writers will do that for someone.
Speech writers can’t win debates for you…
Well, that’s why they say Obama “won” the last one.
i hate all of you that hate sarah palin… sarah palin is the hottest politician ever, and just because she is hot doesnt mean she is retarded…. anyway all of you liberal morons on here just like to blast the republicans because all you ever seem to have time to do is get on the internet and blog while the Republicans are all out working to pay your welfare!
I am a moderate who hates Palin and I am at work right now, posting in between busy spells. . .
1) Being hot has nothing to do with anything.
2) She’s not hot. If you think she’s hot, you’re desperate.
3) Being liberal, conservative, or moderate doesn’t change the fact that she’s a blithering idiot.
4) Actually, I know plenty of Republicans who live off welfare. That’s an ignorant blanket statement.
5) She is, in fact, retarded. Vote for her if you want, but stop saying she isn’t stupid.
“I AM NOT PROOF DINOSAURS STILL ROAM THE EARTH!” Seriously though, I love people who believe that the Flinstones was a documentary on early Earth. I mean who wouldn’t want a pet dinosaur?
I didn’t know McCain was a Democrat !
ahhh .. sorry john …
i just said, that i can see russia from my house.
NO, she didn’t say that! Tina Fey said that on SNL.
she did say that, not as explicitly, but that is exactly what she meant. She claimed to have foreign policy experience because they share a maritime border with Russia and a land border with Canada. New York has a Canadian border too so I guess I have half of her qualifications.
Are you the governor of New York state?
If not, then you don’t have half her qualifications.
I was referring solely to her foreign policy experience, which entails living close to two foreign countries. I live next to one, so I have half of her foreign policy experience
Actually, Palin negotiated a pipeline contract with Canada. This, together with neighbouring two foreign countries, gives her more foreign policy experience than Obama.
Obama has zip, zilch, nada. No foreign policy experience at all.
You know I just wish she would have said something like that in her interviews, I mean about the pipeline. She has a lot of experience to point to being a governor of a state that borders two foreign countries. She must of been under incredible pressure and just choked. I hope she gets over that and toughens up real soon.
Well, then she’d have to point out that she didn’t bother talking to the many First Nation (as they’re called in Canada) tribes that live in the area the pipeline is going through and didn’t bother to consult them during her negotiations.
I realized after I posted that someone was going to ask for sources so I went to find them before that happened. You know the drill!
i applaud you, Evil Pundit, for supporting Sarah Palin!
*hi-five*
Weren’t you just criticizing somebody for not working and sitting around posting opinions?
I find that funny, hypocritical, and painfully typical.
You’re right. She never said she could see Russia from her house.
What she *did* say was that Putin’s head floats over Alaska in menacing form.
Which form of crazy are you more comfortable with?
I’d much prefer a paranoid / cautious Vice President any day over a President that thinks tea parties and sleepovers with Terrorists is a perfectly fine way to sell out the country.
You idiot. Did you even watch the debate? No, thought not. Obama was very clear about how he would handle diplomacy towards rogue states, and his answers look nothing like your idiotic talking points. Try to think for yourself, create your own analysis, put things in your own words. Do not parrot back what Republican talking points, all it shows is that you don’t know how to think for yourself.
1st: I didn’t call you a name Seth, why was it necessary for you to call me one? Does denigrating me make you feel better or superior?
2nd: This a humorous forum not a political debate room. Perhaps you should sit in “Time Out” over in the LolCats for a day, and calm down a bit.
When you make such incendiary comments as claiming that a serious presidential candidate would have tea parties and sleepovers with terrorists, I will show that you are wrong, and I will call you an idiot. Every single time I see you do it.
And yet, I cannot help but feel that you would have no problem were someone to say that about Sarah Palin.
An insult!?
To a presidential nominee!?
But only democrats are allowed to do that!
Oh, you all are allowed to say anything you like. I’ll be here, waiting to correct you on your misunderstandings. For instance, Sarah is not a presidential nominee, despite her gaffe about the ‘Palin/McCain ticket.’ I don’t correct insults, though. Only falsehoods. Insult away, as long as it’s true and you can back it up, we’ve got no problem.
I’m not sure if Obama had tea parties and sleepovers with terrorists or not.
I do know for a fact that Obama launched his political career at a fundraising event held in the home of two terrorists, Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.
And I know for a fact that Obama worked closely with the terrorist Bill Ayers on the failed Chicago Annenberg Challenge, which blew $100 million and achieved no positive results.
To me, that’s worse than sleepovers and tea parties.
ya but it is so much better for the republicans to blow 700 billion dollars that our country doesnt even have to bail out companies that rather than cut their high dollar insentives and bonuses would rather run their companies into the ground that makes perfect sense, please Bush can find a man 9 feet underground who though was a complete p**** wasnt the terrorist that attacked our country but still cant find a 6 ft tall man attached to a dialosis machine! Dont talk about the democrats blowing money on terrorism unless you also speak of the billions of dollars that the republican cabinet currently in office have blown with no reguard for any tax payer! They have taken us from a country in the black to great depression status and possibly worse in 8 short years, and all with a president that didnt even win according to the votes counted!! If you would like to risk losing your house having you bank go under paying so much in taxes on your property that the government can come in and take your property to sell for themselves then by all means vote Mcain the man is 72 average life expectancy for a man in the US is 75, so in 3 years maybe we will get really luck and Palin will be the new commander in chief ya that will be fun!!
Tom, this is a politics and news forum. What else do you expect but debate?
“Liberal Commie Buttheads!”
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Yes, clearly we all need lessons on respectful behavior from you.
What?
I’m not allowed to be two-faced?
Dang!
Your self-deprecating humor has defeated my logic… damn.
NO! Logic woman must never be defeated!!
We have to build suspense dear, it’ll make for a more dramatic victory in the end!
I…. use ellipses….. for dramatic effect….. although… it just
makes me look like Im……. Shatner-ing.
No dissing the Shatner!!!
Woman? Logic?
Aren’t those 2 mutually exclusive?
Only as mutually exclusive as you and sex.
Same here… Besides, OBAMA = NOOB!!!!
I just had to “butt” in…
“Putin’s head floats over Alaska in menacing form…”
That statement conjures a Monty Python type image in my mind
(the silly cutouts they used to do in the Flying Circus) of a HUGE
Putin head in a hot air balloon shape with his tiny body
hanging flaccidly underneath, terrorising Alaska. With tiny cutout
Alaskins screaming…
…I can also see the same image as a South Park episode…
sorry tom … i attest, that you are not in the possession of any humor.
by the way … we have a frensh engineer in our company installing a measuring device and my boss comes from russia. i think that I do have the most exp. in foreign politics
WELL! Hmmmmph! I see your bet and raise:
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*slaps tom with a large alaskan salmon* SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!!!!!! DONT LET THE SECRETS OUT!!!!!
Wow… I wonder how long it’s going to be before someone really says this to her.
No seriously, all politics aside, the woman should be better prepared when speaking in public.
FREE SARAH PALIN!!! The sexist treatment of Palin by McCain and the GOP must end!
LEAVE SARAH PALIN ALONE!!! YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!!
/emo rant
I may be wrong, but wouldn’t it be more grammatically correct if the caption read, “Did I say you could talk?!” I know that’s petty, but it’s bothering me and I’d like to know what everyone else thinks.
Yeah, I stumbled on it a little too.
Hmm, “Did I say you may talk?” Doesn’t “can” imply the ability to talk and not permission?
Well, yes, I agree with that but I think it’s a little more polite than what the picture is going for.
Lol, true. I remember being corrected on that a million times when I was a kid!
Well he might literally mean “able to speak” not “allowed to speak” in which case, the word can would be appropriate since the point of the lol is that he is supposed to be in total control…
Liberal Commie Buttheads!
I shall be laughing when Obama get’s less than 37% of the vote.
How do you figure that could happens? You predicting California and New England are going to sink into the ocean?
I was about to say… less than 37%? Was that arbitrary?
I get the distinct feeling like this will be a close one. Not like 2000, but I think Obama’s going to have to keep pushing hard.
Oh come on folks. Trifik is just factoring in the Diebold rigging and the voter disenfranchisment that the GOP is notorious for.
That said, you guys have had practice at this. I figure Ace gets 50.5% so you assclowns don’t make it look TOO much like you rigged the vote…again.
RIGGED THE VOTE? Uummmmmmm, PROOF PLEASE!
[REAL Proof, not opinion or made up garbage. Show me the report from the congressional committee that investigated the “Vote Rigging.”
Well, not vote rigging per say, but I’d watch the Florida vote again, we had a large number of votes counted twice in last month’s local elections in the county where I live. And down in Genius Town, Palm Beach County votes were lost, votes were found, recounts happened, more votes were found. I predict a mess in November, and where there’s a mess, there’s a good place for shennanigans to hide.
How about caging?
How about the republican sponsored lawsuits in Wisconsin, Ohio and I think Michigan?
How about researching before you deny?
People in Ohio were having “sleepovers” with the voting machines. Their reasons: to prevent rigging. How that makes sense, I have no idea, but it seems especially suspicious.
Actually I’ve heard it said a lot that when one party dominates for a while, the other usually overwhelms and takes over. In other words, Oboma should be CRUSHING McCain, like a 60% lead or something, but he’s not.
Honestly things are so geared up on the democrat side for Oboma to win that I have the opinion that the Democratic party will fall apart if he doesn’t. If they don’t win this time, I don’t believe they’ll ever win again. lol
Go John McCain!
Me, I suspect that you are right!
*Crosses Fingers*
*doesnt cross fingers because he knows……*
anyway, obama is a noob, and should fall off a cliff because he cant handle an M16A2 like Palin and McCain can!
Thank you, that is the best, most articulate argument I have ever seen. I’ll now be voting for John McCain and Sarah Palin on November fourth.
“Let the liberal infidels bask in their illusions! Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds…. The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues. Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. They are completely surrounded now. The liberal press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! Listen, these polls do not frighten us any longer. The polls do not frighten anyone. ” –Baghdad Tom
Click my name for the current electoral vote map. Current count is 286 to 190 in Obama’s favor, with 62 votes “tied” going to neither.
Note that this map is charitable to McCain… a colleague told me earlier that Obama has swung way out in front in FL. McCain has to take both OH and FL to have a chance of victory… not a guarantee, but just a chance.
Link supporting the Florida lead:
http://blogs.forbes.com/trailwatch/2008/10/obama-increases.html
Update: that’s an 8 point lead in FL, according to Forbes. Obama has the lead in VA too, same source. PK ate the link, but I’m sure it’ll show up some time next week or so.
Looks good, but no time to get complacent people!!
And four years ago, the media was reporting Kerry as the projected winner by an avalanche.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
Well if he gets Florida, and does better than expected in the other toss up states, he could scrape by without Ohio. But he certainly has a far better chance WITH Ohio.
I’m wondering if we won’t see the “Bradley effect” in Florida though, or some other voting catastrophe that they are so known for down there.
Is it me or does there seem to be more ’strong’ republican states than Democratic? I’m not arguing here. I didn’t count all the tiny ’strong’ democratic New England states, but if you ignore the numbers and look at the map itself, it really makes you think that America is republican.
Democrats are very lucky that the president is elected by electoral college. I don’t think they’d be winning so much if this was a matter of simple majority vote.
More states are republican, but those states are low-populations states. The question is whether you are deciding the views of America based on territory or population.
The electoral college is indirectly related to population anyway. If a party carries the states with a high amount of electoral votes, it makes sense to think that they would also be carrying the popular vote as well. However, the electoral college is winner take all and merely takes the state’s vote as an advisement.
if obama wins im going to either kill myself and take as many deranged people who hate obama with me, or just move somewhere else…
90% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Lolgraphs had that up just the other day, so I know it is 67% true.
Considering Ifill, the VP debate moderator, has a ProObama book coming out, I suspect the debates are going to be as fair and unbiased as a Pailin visit to the View.
Oh, I just read about that this morning, why not have Rush Limbaugh as a moderator too?
In bed… EWWWWWW, I hurt myself. Damn you KARMA!
Use more vaseline !!!!
Because Limbaugh never lets anyone else get a word in edgewise. Plus, he’s an idiot. If you want a conservative, get George Will.
George Will has already spoken out against Palin, he won’t work either … how about Kathleen Parker?
Oh, she LOVES Palin…
wow typo … I meant Kirk
James T. Kirk? I’m sure he’d love that!
No way, he’d spend the whole debate trying to get into Palin’s pants!
Nah, first five minutes and succeed. Then just say something and have Scotty beam down some booze while he has Sulu fire ZE TORPEDOS!!!
Sorry, I like Kirk. XD
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While Kirk’s all over Palin, Sulu goes for the lonely security guy…..
Does he ever creep you out? My best friend is gay, one of the guys who floats around, but Sulu freaks me the hell out. I think it’s the voice. He sounds like he’s trying to injest a smallish cow by opening his mouth and throat wide enough to get it in all at one time. Oh, wow, that sounded really nasty when I read it back………:-)
Awww, don’t diss Sulu but I can understand how he might creep somebody out.
No way, I lurv Sulu!!!! Now Chekov that commie bastard…
“What do you think?”
‘He’s a Ruskie’
“I know he’s a ruskie but he’s a retard or something…”
Sulu- ” Now entering..uh huh…Standard orbit, Captain”.
Sulu was awesome and I thought Chekov was rather funny too.
On Monday, John McCain dismissed the notion that there was dissension among conservatives over his choice of Sarah Palin as vice president.
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“Really,” he asked the Des Moines Register editorial board. “I haven’t detected that. I haven’t detected that in the polls. I haven’t detected that among the base… so again, I fundamentally disagree.”
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If McCain is truly unaware of Republicans souring on the Palin choice, then he’s not paying attention.
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In fact, around the time that McCain was speaking to the Des Moines Register, a Republican congressman and McCain surrogate and bundler was unwilling to say that Palin was qualified to take over the presidency on moments notice.
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Rep. Mark Kirk of Illinois told the Chicago Tribne that had he been the Republican presidential candidate, “I would have picked someone different” for VP.
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Pressed whether she was qualified to be one heartbeat away from being Commander in Chief, Kirk replied: “Quite frankly, I don’t know.”
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In making his remarks, Kirk becomes the first elected official associated with the McCain campaign to publicly air his queasiness with Palin.
Eh. I like him anyway. Call him an idiot if you want, but he’s still smarter than you.
Unlikely, plus I’ve never been a drug addict.
Looks like they vetted her as well as they did Palin. That book was made public weeks before the McCain camp accepted Ifill
I can’t imagine anything a moderator could do to help sway a debate one way or another that wouldn’t be damningly noticeable.
She could focus on foreign policy questions… that would be stacking the deck in Biden’s favor.
Maybe she should debate Obama on foreign policy?
In bed
Really? I thought Obama did well on foreign policy in his debate against McCain … polls seem to agree with me there.
I am all for Palin strutting her stuff against Obama. She can see Russia from her house … he has actual facts and opinions. Should be good for a laugh at least.
Biden should be glad she doesn’t know anything. I read an article today (see name, warning it is Christian Science Monitor, but its written directly by the guy in question.) by one of her Alaska opponents who has debated her about a dozen times. Apparently, she is queen of the non-answer, and if she knows what she is talking about, she can spin an impressive story and really take people in.
The thing is, she doesn’t have the facts or experience on a national level to be really familiar with the issues, so that ability does her no good in a VP debate. Biden sort of lucked out there. If she knew more she could probably dazzle people very easily.
Why warn about the Christian Science Monitor? Whatever your views on religion in general, or Christian Science in particular, the CSP is one of the best, least biased newspapers in the world. It really has nothing to do with Christianity, it makes no attempt to evangelize. The CSM has won seven Pulitzer prizes.
It was for jellybeans benefit. Anything to the right of “The Daily Worker” is Repug propaganda
What did I tell you about thinking?
Ok, the anti-republican jokes are getting old. Seriously. Heck, I like political humor as much as the next person – and despite being Republican, I love jokes against Bush, and even some anti-McCain ones I can find funny – but it’d be nice to make fun of BOTH parties on here for a change instead of repeatedly attacking just one.
You have a point. Isn’t Ace paying trolls to stump for him?
The Dems here are just doing it because we loath the fascistii you guys keep putting into office. You guys could be making bank from McCain by spreading vitriol here.
Or is this site not on the approved list?
Or maybe Ace is running out of money? Can’t see how.
You appear to be delusional.
Yes, I agree, (of course), the hateful anti-republican stuff is getting old and tiring. There are enough funny pictures and enough witty people around here with enough wit to make all wet our pants whilst ROTFLOAO.
Humor is more better fun and funnier. [my attempt at a "Bushism"]
So let’s see some more humorous fun poked at that skinny Obama dude with the big ol’ ears as he pretends he’s all growed up enuff to be our President.
I agree with this and I’m a dyed in the wool Democrat.
*sigh* Not this again. This is a left-slanted site for many reasons. Due to the readership being probably 90% liberal (from what I can gather from the comments, anyway), the lols submitted will largely be anti-conservative, the votes received will largely be anti-conservative, and the people who post them to the front page are likely left-leaning as well.
There’s nothing that can be done about it, so you have to either accept it, or move on. It’s not like you’re going to be able to convince Democrats to make a negative lol about Obama or Biden.
Very true. Democracy is speaking here. This is what the majority of the people want here. If you want something, either make it elsewhere or make a lol so epic that all have to vote for it.
And the reason there are so many liberals here ? The conservatives are at work.
Two answers to that.
1. If I wasn’t at work I wouldn’t be $#%^ing around on PK… as much.
2. If being on PK means you’re not at work… then what’s your excuse, Bob?
Agreed – I am at work, happily helping teachers improve curriculums and engage our students in math and science nationwide.
In between making American schools a better and more productive place and helping teachers find resources and methodologies for improved math and science teachings I make leftist comments and denigrate the republican VP pick.
I am at work right now. Between dealing with those who can’t handle their leases and loans, I try to be a fun jerk to be around on here while occasionally debating.
you should add leftist comments to your repertoire, it is funner
I’ve been called leftist a number of times but people more concerned with labels than debating my points, does that count?
It’ll do pig, it’ll do
OINK!!! (yay)
I am at work- just waiting on the next ambulance.
Ambulance chaser?
Good Lord, no! Most lawyers are Democrats. I thought about Law school but when they asked me to sign away my soul in blood, I had to turn them down.
And I’m tired of trying to teach pigs to sing- now I just like poking them with a stick and making them squeal.
I read that as “The liberals are here because the conservative are here working to spread more lies and spin.”
My theory that I’ve stated a few times is that it’s a sort of multi-tiered dwindling effect.
1) There tends to be more liberals on the Internet.
2) Of the people on the Internet, liberals are more likely to be politically active.
3) Of the politically active, liberals gravitate more towards the blogosphere.
4) Web 2.0 (basically meaning user-submitted content) sites will then tend to be largely liberal. Which leaves PK with a very very tiny amount of conservatives.
Makes sense to me … now explain Bob and EP.
Ah, I guess that’s the answer to my second question, above. If he’s on McCain’s or the RNC’s payroll as an astroturfer, then he’s most definitely at work when commenting on PK.
They’re called time zones. Look them up. It basically boils down to the premise that when one person is at work another person in a different place of the country or even world might be home from work because they LIVE IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE. This doesn’t even take into account people who work second and third shift you knuckle dragger.
Speaking as a second-shifter, I screw around on this site at work on my breaks, hehe. And somtimes when I’m off the production floor taking a breather. Or when I’m stuck in the lab. Or any time I can get away with it, hehe
second shifter here too with one hour left in my day. YAY!!!
and exactly when does that day end? My day ends around 2AM, you slacker!
I work 10am to 7pm… >_>
hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you……..ad nauseum.
I’m just kidding, DW. I luv you! I wish I were lucky enough to have those hours!
Well you are probably making per dollar an amount that would shame me and you have insurance. I think you are doing better.
HAH! Per dollar?????? I’m salary, I get the short end of the hours stick! They can work me 60-80 hours a week (and do) and don’t pay me a penny more! I did the math a few months ago……one of the lowliest of workers we have here is making more per hour than I am.
But yes, the insurance is pretty good. Not as good as my last job, but at least BC is covered.
When I was in college I worked third shift at a Duncan Yo-Yo factory. Even on my days off I’d stay up all night so my sleeping schedule wouldn’t get messed up.
I work nights, days, weekends, and holidays, all 12 hour shifts. Got too tired to do 24’s anymore.
Yeah, my days off pretty much consist of sleeping until noon and staying up until about 4am the next day like I do on a normal work week. The four month old tends to throw the sleep schedule off, though
Something tells me you are topping over 11 an hour though. O_o
True, but I will laugh at one if it’s actually funny. I won’t laugh at “Obama’s a muslim terrorist-loving blackl-separatist” any more than you laugh at “Bush is stupid” or “McCain is old”.
The Muslin thing was hysterical. OMG!!!
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I would have capped:
Obama – a man of the cloth
Oh!! That reminds me..
Click my name, LOL! Its a video interview with the old bigoted fossil that put the sign up.
wow … crusty bigot indeed!
Children! CHILDREN!!
Such vitriolic hatred, rumor mongering and close minded nastiness! GASP!
This must cease!
Nothing we do or say here will truly affect the world in which we live to any measurable degree.
A tiny fractional percentage of eligible voters actually visit this site and of those your chances of changing their world view is extremely doubtful at best.
Our insignificance is easily demonstrated by the $700 Billion Bailout Bill that will pass this week, despite 80% of the American public disapproving of it. We get what “they” want us to get and “they” tell us we don’t understand, pat us on the head and push us away……….
where do you get 80%?
I am not happy with it but if it needs doing then we should do it fast, like a bandaid removal.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
it’s funny cause it’s true!
Sarah: Palin’ into insignificance.
Are the GOP actually going to allow her out of the basement they locked her in when they discovered she was a moron in order to take part in the debate?
McCain looks PO’ed. He looks like he yelling at his daughter, but she doesn’t get it or even care.