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The economy assumes the position…

(”Charging Bull” in Bowling Green, New York)

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  1. Lolnathan says:

    What a load of bull.

  2. Korin says:

    THAT one got a definite lol!

  3. Is it good luck or something to rub the bull’s shiny nuts?

  4. MegaBob says:

    The taxpayer assumes the position too !

    • ema says:

      We may as well just stay like that for awhile… :(

      • Rvo says:

        … Do you make more than 150k? Wasn’t the projected tax increase for the wealthy? The Dems, for better or worse, would much rather tax the rich.

        Waxing philosophical for a moment, I sometimes wonder if it’s right to redistribute wealth that someone’s earned. But honestly, as a society, you are theoretically contracted to help your fellow man – and societies with a smaller gap between the richest and the poorest tend to be the most egalitarian/happiest…

        P.S. If you’re making that much, tell me how you’re doing it, because I’ll save so much time with grad school. >_>

        • ema says:

          Start a business.

        • MegaBob says:

          Actually, I make over 200,000 a year. (But no one here would believe it.) And I work 50-60 hours a week. So if Obama wins, I’m cutting my hours waaaay back.
          The Dems want to tax everyone.

          • ema says:

            Me too! I think I heard somewhere that when taxes are low, the government actually takes in more revenue because people are encouraged to earn more. I can’t find a source on that though… Anyone?

            • Actually, Ronald Reagan stated that when he ran for President in 1980, and tried to implement it when he got elected. It resulted in massive deficits.

              As for you, MegaBob, go right ahead and cut your hours. See if anybody cares. You’ll be poorer and some other schmuck will get half of your job. People who think pushing themselves into a lower tax bracket saves them money are idiots.

              • MegaBob says:

                Perhaps I should have added the “BEFORE TAXES” to it. And I know a lot of people who refuse to work extra hours or shifts because it will push them into a higher tax bracket and they will actually take home less.
                No hard work will go unpunished.

                • Again, explain to me how a bump to the next MARGINAL tax rate results in a reduction in the size of one’s paycheck.

                  • Seth says:

                    He can’t, because he’s making stuff up. He is obviously either lying about his tax bracket, or he does know how this stuff really works, and he is lying about that.

                    • markmier says:

                      Indeed. Megabob, tax law FAIL.

                      Ema, what you’re talking about is the Laffer Curve. Which may (MAY!) be legitimate. But I’ve never seen anybody give any legitimate support that the US is on the right side of the curve. Conservatives just take that as a given, with absolutely no proof at all. Typical.

                    • MegaBob says:

                      No one is more afraid of a thief than a thief; and no one suspects lying more than a liar. Like you Seth. You would not know the truth if it ran you over.
                      You truely are a tool.

                      • Seth says:

                        And you, good sir, are either a liar, or someone so grossly misinformed about tax law that you should refrain from commenting on it. Please, here is your opportunity to prove yourself right, and to prove me wrong. Show us your deep understanding of tax law. Show us you know what the word marginal means. Prove to everyone that you will, as you stated, have a higher take home pay if you are in a lower tax bracket. Should be easy for someone with your financial acumen.

                        • Dollar Bill says:

                          TO ANYONE WHO IS ARGUING HERE:
                          ——————————————-
                          FAIL
                          ——————————————-
                          YOU DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER, AND
                          ——————————————-
                          THIS IS THE INTERNET, AFTER ALL….
                          ——————————————-
                          AND IN TRUE INT0RWEBZ TRADITION:
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                          GO GET LAID, YA FILTHY SHRIMPZ

                      • markmier says:

                        In your comment above which starts with “Perhaps I should have added”, you blatantly lied (or possibly, you just don’t know what the hell you’re talking about in this case).

                        • MegaBob says:

                          Libs- they cannot handle the truth.

                        • MegaBob says:

                          And get back to work -a customer at Hot Topics is waitng for you to get off the computer.

                        • DeathWyrmNexus says:

                          Have you actually been in a Hot topic? There isn’t a computer to be on. Speaking of which, I did want to pick up some odd things but that will have to wait.

          • Lolnathan says:

            I believe you. I’m really hard up for cash right now, could I get a loan?

        • jellybeans says:

          250k is the cap for tax decreases under Obama’s plan.
          My name has a tax calculator in it which takes both candidates’ plans as described and turns it into numbers. As a single person I stand to save $800 in taxes under Obama’s plan.

      • DeathWyrmNexus says:

        Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow… Can I stop yet? ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow…

  5. Seth says:

    Saw Kucinich on Rachael Maddow’s show on MSNBC last night. He lambasted the bailout as completely immoral, and thanked the true Republicans for standing up against it. He had plenty of good ideas for alternate bailouts, including taxing Wall Street 1/4% on stock trades and making THEM pay for it, bailing out homeowners so the mortgages are good, and making sure we get equity for our money, not just interest. Kucinich is one of the last real Democrats. I’m pissed at most of my party right about now.

    My wife thinks the Republicans pulled a bait and switch, deliberately conning the Democrats into supporting the bailout, then pulling their support to make themselves look good to their constituents. Could be, or it could be the Dems are out of touch. In any case, I’m pissed at them, and especially at Pelosi, who I’ve met, and had very high hopes for as Speaker. She’s let me down quite a bit.

    • Khaaaaaaan says:

      Kucinich even suggesting to start taxing stock trades further shows he’s against the entire idea of capitalism. I realize his idea may have certain benefits but it hurts middle class investors who are trying to get ahead as well. He’s so far left he makes Marx look kinda middle of the road.

      As for the vote, there was enough dissent on both sides of the House to say this was about the devils in the details of the plan and the public outcry in the face of an election. I think… no… I HOPE there will be Hell to pay this election.

      The average age for a U.S. Senator is 62 years old.
      86% of congressmen are white.
      85% are male.
      Many of the people who got us into this mess are still in office.

      They’re not going to vote term limits for themselves people. The only way to make change happen is to vote these idiots out.

      • Seth says:

        Whatever. You can try to redefine the political spectrum to suit you, but Kucinich is not to the left of Marx, and saying so makes you look like an lunatic extremist. Taxing Wall Street to pay for their own mistakes is anti-capitalist, but bailing out Wall Street with taxpayer money is totally a free market solution. Yeah, uh, what’s the weather like on your planet?

        • Khaaaaaaan says:

          I didn’t say I was for taxpayer money bailing out the system – I’m pretty much with Ron Paul on this one. On top of this disaster, the latest revision in the Senate panders to House Republicans by throwing in a tax cut the nation can’t afford (being $9 trillion and counting in debt).

          And yes, I’ll retract my Kucinich comment as exaggeration, but I do stand against his point nonetheless. I’m opposed to any solution that tries to fix the problem through unrelated new taxes as much as unrelated tax cuts. It’s like paying for health care services through a cigarette tax – sure, you may be hitting a some number of the people responsible for taxing our health care system, but is it really fixing the system?

    • ema says:

      I was thinking the same as your wife, but if they were doing that, why have McCain so involved in pushing for it? It would have been better to have the Bush whitehouse pushing for the bailout and McCain opposed to it…

      • Seth says:

        True, which is why I think it was Democratic idiocy, not Republican conniving. Yeah, I said it. I’m not some ditto-head, rah-rah my team is always right kinda guy, you know.

        • jellybeans says:

          The dems turned out the numbers needed to pass the bill based on a count before McCain got involved. No one wants to pass this thing alone so some dems voted No to make it a joint bill.
          - Unproven accusations based on web reading but seems to fit the scenario to date

      • jellybeans says:

        The scuttlebutt is that McCain will now be able to ride in on his white horse and save the day by forcing the house republicans into the bailout proving his economic acumen and leadership abilities and making Obama look bad.
        Of course you would have to be an idiot to buy that since most people seem to think it was McCain who put the original deal in the crapper in the first place.

        • Lolnathan says:

          McCain may have proved the old “too many chefs in the kitchen” saying. If I was him I would have just stayed above the whole mess. No one EXPECTED him to give up on campaigning to go meddle in the first place, so he wouldn’t have disappointed anyone, and he would not have ruffled so many feathers as he did.

          If he can find some way to repair that error, good for him, but I have my doubts.

  6. Kelponia says:

    Did no one else notice that the shiniest, and therefore most touched, areas on the brass bull are a)his head, b)his, um, haunches, and c) HIS NUTS?! That must be some sort of Wall Street Broker hazing. “YESH I just sold my first million!” “Okay, now you have to go touch the bull’s nuts in public.” “Aww, geez, do I hafta?” “Yes. Otherwise, we will break all the pencils on your desk and call you Cynthia for the rest of the time you work here.”

  7. Dylane says:

    Pardon me while I run, screaming, into the night. YAAAAHHHHH!

  8. Curious Spectator says:

    OMG…. And CHILDREN see that everyday?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!

    • Kelponia says:

      Yes. That is how children learn about Wall Street. “Mommy? What’s that man doing?” “Well, honey, Cynthia is learning how to do things that bigger boys told him to.” “WHY is he DOING that?” “Because he wants to be popular.” And that, my friends, is how the economy works.

  9. stevie w says:

    Merrill Lynch gets ready for Bear Stearns !



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