Comments on: Look, Shiny

By: nwgirlforever

nwgirlforever — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:10:37 +0000

Uuuugh. It makes me sick to think this woman could’ve taken office. What a MORON!

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:39:58 +0000

“The idea that religion and politics don’t mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country”

-Jerry Falwell

By: Houdineh

Houdineh — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:47:22 +0000

Shiny

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 13:54:29 +0000

Social liberal, constitution first libertarian with a certain level of belief that social responsibility can be devolved to government, fiscal conservative with anarco-capitalist overtones, and possibly a Lynch style vigilantist, but you only mention taking ‘justice’ into your own hands once, so it’s not easy to say…

Welcome to Hell! You fit nowhere.

By: HappyTomatoGirl

HappyTomatoGirl — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:49:59 +0000

I am shaking with suppressed laughter…..
….And it’s only suppressed because little sis is taking a nap in the next room.
Good gosh, this is the best thing EVER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD !!!!!!!

By: piepin

piepin — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:09:07 +0000

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

By: Jupiter

Jupiter — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:15:28 +0000

Dude… your mother is hot!

By: lizzydaze

lizzydaze — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:25:40 +0000

this is funny. I don’t get politics.I don’t like her any way.

By: FunTimes

FunTimes — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:46:12 +0000

Wow, for everyone knowing it there sure was a lot of argument over the issue . .

By: ycul

ycul — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:26:07 +0000

This made me laugh til I cried as we have long had a family joke about distraction through bling….really, can she face down Putin or any of the other big guys without falling back on her figure or a pistol…maybe if she has private meetings with them and just personally assassinates them one-by-one and then we could have surgically altered undercover agents take their place, no wait, this is the real world and adults with reasoning and intelligence should be saying nuclear with confidence and proper pronunciation, dontchakno…

By: ycul

ycul — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:05:28 +0000

Here, here! Mrs. Palin has set women in the US back by 50
years. Pretty soon ignorance will be a fashion accessory,
as long as you’re hot…will the Palin daughters start hangin’
around with Paris Hilton? “Sure honey, maybe you’ll be good
influence”…both moms will say…

By: Lil Will

Lil Will — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:27:56 +0000

its not just Palin its making fun of but the moron who’s pointing too

By: wut

wut — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:45:51 +0000

Yes, there’s a bias. Everybody knows it. Get over it.

By: FunTimes

FunTimes — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:41:04 +0000

Also, I love how the users here aren’t even intellectually honest enough to accept an obvious true statement. That attempt to disprove my statement by Gomer was especially idiotic. Are you all so obsessed with your ideology that you can’t recognize simple truths and patterns? Just go back and look at every post on this site . . it isn’t that hard to see a bias. But instead of simply admitting it and moving on, you just attack and spout venom.
I also love how pointing this out is seen as a whine or partisan in anyway. You instantly attack anything that even has a hint of criticism. Can’t take it? Also, how is what I said conservative? How do you know I am? Oh right, you just assume anyone who doesn’t fall into line is automatically an evil-conservative-fascist baby-killer. Real mature there.

By: FunTimes

FunTimes — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:20:16 +0000

That’s fine. Then go ahead and re-label this site as “liberal pundit” and make another one. You’ve admitted that is what it is, so just get some truth in advertising.

By: FunTimes

FunTimes — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:10:55 +0000

Ooo, big man and his put down – great comeback. Way to miss the point! By saying people should start conservo-pundit, you are admitting this is liberal pundit. Hopefully I dumbed that down enough for you.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:35:33 +0000

… Ow… I suppose on the bright side, I am better ventilated.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:33:49 +0000

I think that can be arranged. I think that will run a total of twenty internets though I think you can pay in installments.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:30:28 +0000

Needs a tungsten carbide blade too so it doesn’t get worn out stabbing through the thick skulls of the idiots.

By: M....

M.... — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:44:26 +0000

Give it up, man. The Liberal idiots on this site spend all their time here because they are so obnoxious they have no friends in their lives. ( when they aren’t looking at porn ). Picture Comic Book guy from the Simpsons. All they live for is to be snide , crude and try to justify their pathetic lives.
Me, I’m outta here- Monkey Balloons is more mentally stimulating than this hate fest crap.

By: M....

M.... — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:33:00 +0000

Proof ?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:46:31 +0000

In be…. Wait a minute. *looks around*

bed… ACK… *is stabbed* WHO INVENTED THIS DAMNED THING!!?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:45:12 +0000

O_O Crispy Crap, they are after me!!! I’ll get help. *gets medical attention for Kurt*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:43:00 +0000

*holds up my super fluffy gray and black striped cat*
This is Devon, he is picky and believes it is all about him. Lick him, he won’t care or he might playfully bat your face with claws.

*holds up very old and cranky white and gray cat*
This is Socks, she is old and mean. She also won’t stop crapping on my floor. Depending on how senile she is at the moment, she might let you lick her.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:42:02 +0000

Sex grenades, I love it. And I’m guessing by pin you meen…
*Is stabbed due to standing between DW and DW stabbing machine while button is pushed*

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:39:10 +0000

I want to see him go around using the term “Pussy dungeons and dragons liberal weenies” at an SCA event. Would make me smile. Alot.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:37:41 +0000

Almost cost him his job as a baby photographer.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:32:24 +0000

Jellybean is made of win, Sounds like Skittles is just made of kyoot.
*Points at grey and white poofy cat* That is Celine, She’ll let you pet her, but pick her up wrong and she’ll tear your arm off.
*Points at solid black stretchmonster* That is Pandemonium Playing with him is the kitty version of russian roulette, sometimes he’ll lay there calmly while my neice decorates him like he’s going to be in the Mardi Gras parade, sometimes he’ll curl up on your hand and maul it savagely just because you tried to pet him. So go ahead you can try to lick the kitties if you want. And are crazy.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:22:12 +0000

I see… Well I am afraid that might void the warranty too. I think they sell kits for modifying it. The Moron mod comes with stronger wiring and hardier power source for a nominal upgrade fee.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:20:33 +0000

OB1 says all the things Evil Puppet and Megabob would be too embarassed to say on a forum.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:19:33 +0000

Sorry DW, Set my Dr Pepper bottle on the button. Won’t happen again.
*Sets coffee cup on Stab DW button*

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:17:40 +0000

Maybe eventually OB1 will figure out that the jokes that work with his 5th grade classmates don’t work everywhere else.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:15:51 +0000

So we get penis jokes AND gay jokes all at the same time. It’s like what watching Clerks without the funny.

But I think we are all missing one important issue here. CF, You seriously don’t think Palin’s hot?

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:11:32 +0000

Was going to modify it into a stab moron machine. Problem is it would probably overheat and crap out around here.

By: jellybeans

jellybeans — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:59:09 +0000

*holds out small beige kitty*
This is Skittles, you may lick her if you like … she will most probably rearrange your face but you can try.
*points at tubby grey and white cow print kitty*
That is Jellybean, he will allow you to lick him and pick him up and make him wear hats and play with his feets to make them dance in time to music. He is too lazy to stop you from doing any of these things.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:25:52 +0000

I want to say Ewwww but I am strangely intrigued…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:24:16 +0000

… I think it is painfully telling of my emotional state that I am watching this exchange and waiting for it to become girl on girl kitten licking. I am going to bang my head on the wall until I am consumer safe again.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:22:16 +0000

A sitcom I never want to see…

By: Luke

Luke — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:41:34 +0000

I get laid pretty often, just not by psycho bible-thumpers with retard genes. She just needs some superior-being DNA and some warm hands to straighten her out. It’s the same reason I want to bang Coulter, I just want her to tell me I’m the best terrorist she has ever had, and blessed be to Allah.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:50:23 +0000

no, his two dads are Ep and Megabob.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:04:19 +0000

Iz alyer… allujec… haz teh azmah. No kittehs, sry.

By: LB

LB — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:17:35 +0000

Women are generally more critical of other women anyways.

So “HAYGUISEIT’SAGIRL….SHEMAYNOTSTANDFORANYTHINGYOUBELIEVEIN, BUTHAYIT’SAGIRL” Card = Failure?

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:14:39 +0000

HAHA! this made me laugh so hard…generally…i hate the pics making fun of obama/biden, and mccain/palin…but i have to say….this one was too funny! XD

By: rick

rick — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:32:46 +0000

It just took one to show your true colors.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:28:34 +0000

Much obliged.

By: fjaradvax

fjaradvax — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:27:35 +0000

(pardon me for butting in, you two)

By: fjaradvax

fjaradvax — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:25:36 +0000

Sorry, I didn’t quite get that. It’s funny *why*? Pardon my libtardy obtuseinasity

By: lol

lol — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:25:30 +0000

Click my name!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:18:16 +0000

Oh really? Linkage? I haven’t gotten to read much on it myself.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:17:44 +0000

Ya, we have to remember that the bible was written by men not God. Even if they were inspired it is still secondhand accounts. We can’t even begin to imagine how long a day or a second might be to an infinite being. We only have our frame of reference. It isn’t like God bases his life off the rotation of a planet in reference to a singular star for a time reference like we do.

Some of the outer planets have “days” that measure in the months to years because of their rotation speed.