Comments on: Due to budget cuts

By: rewer

rewer — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:44:16 +0000

yeah you know the surgery
*snip* *snip*

By: Dizz

Dizz — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:06:39 +0000

I’d pity your primitive sense of humor but in order to do so I’d probably have to take my intelligence down a notch.

Adding “in bed” doesn’t provide even a mild mind chuckle, and even farther from a real lol. Sorry bud.

By: Seamstress

Seamstress — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:01:34 +0000

I laughed. Adding the phrase “in bed” to random comments or fortune cookie messages is a time-honored tradition.

By: Scriptor

Scriptor — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:00:43 +0000

His name is probably PILE.

By: Jamsta

Jamsta — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:59:25 +0000

LOL. Yeah… we need to do something about “First”ers.

By: Harpuia

Harpuia — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:03:23 +0000

A “Snipper”?

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:46:31 +0000

weapon of mASS destruction

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:43:19 +0000

this is classic! lol!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:42:00 +0000

I adore you girls. I needed the smile when I checked this thread again.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:27:26 +0000

And I pretty much always adore your posts.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:24:50 +0000

It’s EQUIPMENT. Christ, can we at least spell check the captions???

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:23:49 +0000

Any return fire is going to be a pain in the butt.

By: Peltsi

Peltsi — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:03:59 +0000

The “equipments” fase impression tells it all

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:31:31 +0000

Due to budget cuts, spelling was cut from schools.

By: abi

abi — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:58:07 +0000

See the look on Bob’s flushed face

By: Val

Val — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:16:01 +0000

They keep changing the camo. I believe that is a U.S. Air Force Camouflage.

By: missy miss

missy miss — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:36:53 +0000

…

im not even gonna ask…

…

By: smartarse

smartarse — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:35:05 +0000

lmfao!!!!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:04:23 +0000

And a peach pitt?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:02:53 +0000

What about chocolate sauce?

By: Kyoshi

Kyoshi — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:37:57 +0000

Ha, indeed. Though, the ass is priceless. D: It does many things… O-o many extravagant things that this comment will be marked as fail.

By: ema

ema — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:07:41 +0000

that’s ok, just no cookies!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:04:37 +0000

What about rubber gloves and a lawn sprinkler?

By: ema

ema — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:03:59 +0000

no cookies in bed!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:58:54 +0000

Can I haz cookies WITH sex?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:57:23 +0000

Hehe, give in to the power of the Dark Side!!! We have cookies and sex!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:52:14 +0000

AGH! MUST NOT!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:49:13 +0000

Yep, probably will. I am just waiting for it.

By: caghs

caghs — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:47:58 +0000

Should I? Nah, I’m pretty sure others will …

By: caghs

caghs — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:45:27 +0000

So he’s a tripod AND a shield. Double pay

By: caghs

caghs — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:43:13 +0000

Kama Karma seems to work …

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:30:49 +0000

I wonder if the poor man will have PTS because of this. I can imagine having to do that sucking a lot.

By: PersonType

PersonType — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:23:54 +0000

That’s UK camo.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:24:26 +0000

I pretty much always think DWN is funny.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:36:44 +0000

The look on the poor guy’s face is priceless, like he’s living a nightmare outside of an actual battle.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:50:20 +0000

Just means we are using humor normally reserved for 10 year olds and teenagers. I like to think of it as staying young cuz it lets me laugh at a lot more.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:47:04 +0000

“Be all you can be, even a tripod!!!”

By: chris

chris — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:41:12 +0000

whats funny is that he hasn’t cocked the rifle, so it won’t fire.

By: Archwright

Archwright — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:26:23 +0000

Also the position, entirely British.

By: Sherri

Sherri — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:23:49 +0000

Its a fortune cookie reference.

The joke is to tell your fortune after the dinner, and you always add “in bed” to it, and see how it changes.

I got the joke, I think this fortune cookie technique takes a subject totally devoid of sexual undertones for the humor to show, and there were some people joking that way already….

By: puglife95

puglife95 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:54:12 +0000

much more effective than sandbags

By: abi

abi — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:49:04 +0000

So that’s why he’s called “the thing”.

By: jokerman

jokerman — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:41:26 +0000

Dont u mean gas?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:22:49 +0000

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:22:16 +0000

Is your ass clean and available? If not, the terrorists win.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:21:43 +0000

*bows* I am humbled by the epic posted here.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:20:47 +0000

Yay!!! I’m deserving. *does a dance*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:20:02 +0000

And thus I lol’d.

By: Slayer

Slayer — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:28:20 +0000

When i was i the Army i was put on a charge, for skipping a meal the charge i was put on was damage to millatary equipment, and i still had to eat the grub i did’t want in the 1st place. still think it was right but i was only in my 1st year of service and was’nt about get into row with a senior NCO

By: ice_army

ice_army — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:10:06 +0000

Do they still use BDU’s? The rest of the military is using DCU’s. Curious. I miss the black boots=( Something wrong about not having to shine boots anymore.