Due to budget cuts
Due to budget cuts Bob was reclassified as ‘equiptment’
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Sorry all I heard was “My mom and dad are 1st degree relatives”, could you rephrase your post?
Hehe, best insult for first posters yet.
So that’s why he’s called “the thing”.
LOL. Yeah… we need to do something about “First”ers.
His name is probably PILE.
What lame-ass country thinks that this is a reasonable enough scenario that they would actually have their shooters practice it?
I believe they would call that the “United states”
Don’t think it’s the US, that doesn’t look like their camo and the rifle is different.
Poor Bob, that look is what total defeat and humiliation looks like.
“This sucks man!!! I just wanted to train and shoot things dammit!”
They keep changing the camo. I believe that is a U.S. Air Force Camouflage.
A “Snipper”?
yeah you know the surgery
*snip* *snip*
this is the UK, DPM camo and L96 rifles. int he field you use whatever support you can use, it just so happens that another person is a good support
Also the position, entirely British.
That’s UK camo.
Uh, using a fellow soldier as a support is incredibly useful for a sniper when there isn’t anything else convenient around or a bipod is not equipped/not tall enough. Though I haven’t seen this particular…umm.. arrangement before.
It takes all of half an hour to get a soldier familiar with it, so it’s not like they are wasting time. It’s a good tactic to have in mind.
Ya, I know I like to have a man in my crotch as I steady my rifle… Wow, that sounded more sexual than I had thought it would. *snicker*
In bed.
*sigh* Pay no attention to the guy cutting your cable and telephone lines outside your house, it’s just me preventing you from encouraging him further.
*snickers* Yes, encouraging random humor should always being discouraged as this is serious business.
Humor implies there is some funny involved. “In Bed” doesn’t have it.
You laughing is not a prerequisite of us laughing.
Don’t see anyone else laughing either…
Apparently Christine and I find it funny. That’s two. I have had others comment before so that is a few more. So I don’t know what to tell ya.
So far from what Ive seen being known for tagging comments
with “in bed” is more clever and funny than most of the lols on
the main site.
Im Maxwell Silverhammer and I approve this message……. in bed.
I officially love you in that platonic, not going to hit on you kind of way.
OMG, my mind inserted “on the head” for a second right after “to hit on you”. Damn Jedi Mind Trix!
And thus I lol’d.
I pretty much always think DWN is funny.
And I pretty much always adore your posts.
I’d pity your primitive sense of humor but in order to do so I’d probably have to take my intelligence down a notch.
Adding “in bed” doesn’t provide even a mild mind chuckle, and even farther from a real lol. Sorry bud.
I’m just enough of a goober to find it funny, hehe
A trait I find most endearing. *hugs*
I laughed. Adding the phrase “in bed” to random comments or fortune cookie messages is a time-honored tradition.
Please. DWM’s comment is the most deserving of the “in bed” suffix of any one that has been posted. Don’t like it, scroll down and piss off.
Yay!!! I’m deserving. *does a dance*
Its a fortune cookie reference.
The joke is to tell your fortune after the dinner, and you always add “in bed” to it, and see how it changes.
I got the joke, I think this fortune cookie technique takes a subject totally devoid of sexual undertones for the humor to show, and there were some people joking that way already….
Just means we are using humor normally reserved for 10 year olds and teenagers. I like to think of it as staying young cuz it lets me laugh at a lot more.
Brings don’t ask don’t tell to a whole new level … maybe – Don’t ask, don’t tell and don’t demonstrate during drills?
its Britain. they have a more of a tiger stripe pattern. then gun is a type l96 rifle which fires a .338 round
under what scenerio would that be needed?
If I told you, I would have to kill you… *cue dramatic music*
When you want to pleasure your fellow soldier out in the field but don’t want it to be so obvious?
Love the expression on “Bob’s” face!!
Alternate caption:
Karma Sutra: Military Edition
Don’t ask, don’t tell, just do it.
Kama Sutra. Kama, damnit!
Karma = action
Kama = pleasure
Kama Karma seems to work …
don’t ask don’t tell…
“uh Bob can you move your head over to your right just a tad? I can’t steady my ‘rifle’” :X
Wow, and I thought my life was tough…..
Your ass is a weapon, well more of a resting place for a weapon in the battlefield. Always make sure to clean your ass for you never know when it will be put into service. A rifleman may have need of your ass for his use. Make sure it is always clean and available.
“This is my rifle, this is my ass! This is for fighting this is for…..er……ASS!”
Mmm, now I am going to ponder my woman’s ass for the rest of the work day… I am sooooo going to swat that tonight.
Dont u mean gas?
lmfao!!!!
That really does sount like it could have come out of a training manual
Is your ass clean and available? If not, the terrorists win.
“This is my ass. There are many like it but this one is mine. My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ass is useless. Without my ass I am useless. I must fire my ass true. I must poot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to gas me. I must poot him before he poots at me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my ass and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.”
Scary
ROFL!!
So basically Bob’s ass is a hero!
*bows* I am humbled by the epic posted here.
and I thought only Hefnerphiles treated people like meat
Only major problem I see with this is that it they get return fire, Bob gets a bullet in the ass.
What I was thinking!
Least he has a hole to store it in.
It’d certainly make him manlier!
3 <<< *POW* 8========D
Blown straight ahead. Ouch.
Oh crispy son of OW!!! Now my brain is damaged…
So he’s a tripod AND a shield. Double pay
Ha, indeed. Though, the ass is priceless. D: It does many things… O-o many extravagant things that this comment will be marked as fail.
All I can say is ‘Man, I’m glad I’m not Bob’.
I complain way too much about my job.
hahahaha FAIL it’s equipment not equipTment
Equipment fail … heh!
I wonder if a fart is considered a weapon…
Apparently none of yall have been in a situation where this position may be life or death. Instead of making fun of them, you should thank them.
Ever consider that perhaps they are laughing too?
I believe that’s called ‘taking one for the team’…
Too easy, I won’t say it.
It’s that darn English Class system.
“Jerome, ol’ chap! I say, I could use you as a rifle rest, what? Your parents are commoners, are they not ? Steady on there ! Splendid !”
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
I’m not asking, but it looks like they might be telling.
Worst. Back Massager. Ever.
talk about an ass blaster…..
Why don’t they have this stuff on the recruitment posters? It looks a lot more fun than the other stuff.
“Be all you can be, even a tripod!!!”
Bwa-hahahahahahahaha – Love the mortified look. Kudos to the person who identified the country and rifle. They’re not BDU’s, which no one really wears anymore other than Airforce – I think. I kinda miss ‘em. Digital does it for me, too
Mrs. Hooah
Do they still use BDU’s? The rest of the military is using DCU’s. Curious. I miss the black boots=( Something wrong about not having to shine boots anymore.
“Damn, my tripod broke!”
“Quick, use my ass as one!”
“What if they fire back?!”
When i was i the Army i was put on a charge, for skipping a meal the charge i was put on was damage to millatary equipment, and i still had to eat the grub i did’t want in the 1st place. still think it was right but i was only in my 1st year of service and was’nt about get into row with a senior NCO
much more effective than sandbags
whats funny is that he hasn’t cocked the rifle, so it won’t fire.
The look on the poor guy’s face is priceless, like he’s living a nightmare outside of an actual battle.
I wonder if the poor man will have PTS because of this. I can imagine having to do that sucking a lot.
Should I? Nah, I’m pretty sure others will …
Yep, probably will. I am just waiting for it.
AGH! MUST NOT!!!
Hehe, give in to the power of the Dark Side!!! We have cookies and sex!
Can I haz cookies WITH sex?
no cookies in bed!
What about rubber gloves and a lawn sprinkler?
that’s ok, just no cookies!
What about chocolate sauce?
And a peach pitt?
I adore you girls. I needed the smile when I checked this thread again.
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im not even gonna ask…
…
See the look on Bob’s flushed face
Due to budget cuts, spelling was cut from schools.
The “equipments” fase impression tells it all
Any return fire is going to be a pain in the butt.
It’s EQUIPMENT. Christ, can we at least spell check the captions???
this is classic! lol!
weapon of mASS destruction