Can’t be my fault
Can’t be my fault this time. I’m dead.
(Saddam Hussein)
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The world needs a scapegoat, but not everyone can agree on who it should be at the moment. I suggest Tim Smithson from Kentucky.
Putin – fo realz
I always knew that SOB was trouble.
It is those squirrelly eyes of his.
Does anyone else see a faint resemblance to Geraldo?
Yeah. It’s that shit-eating grin.
You looked into his eyes and saw his squirrel?
No doubt. Too bad we were so focused on distractions these last eight years to notice what the real bad guys were up to.
No, not Time Smithson from Kentucky.
Barabara Ellison from Arizona.
My GOD! The *true* Axis of Evil is being revealed!
Excellent LOL, can’t see why it’s being low-rated so much – unless it’s because it’s inconveniently accurate, of course… *grin*
The Great Saddam will always be alive… in my heart, in my mind, and in my soul…
He looks like somebodies favorite uncle.
For his and everybody else’s benefit he should have become a gardener.
My grandpa looked eerily similar to Saddam. We have pictures of my grandpa in the ’70s that are a dead ringer for Saddam, it’s really spooky.
Based on some of the things you say on here, I believe your grandpa may actually have been Saddam.
You’re still alive dad and uncle???
Uncle-Daddy?
I believe he did: while awaiting trial in American custody
In total agreement here! I always found it hard to reconcile his appearance with the atrocities he committed; he looks like someone’s grandpa. Bizarre.
a brutal gardener
Saddam is alive in my pants. He’s my cruel little dic-tator.
You have a potato dick?
It’s the Mother of All Potatos !
You just made Dan Quayle’s day.
That idiot has a law degree, a ton of money, and has lived an infinitely more successful life than you have.
And the father of all French Fries
ouch !
True..but they are French, so who really cares.
dont you mean freedom fries?
Osama bin Laden is supposedly still alive though.
And tweaked his name ever-so-slightly so he could run for president. lulz, kidding, pissants.
I wonder if Michelle Obama is getting used to the sunlight now that she’s out of her burka…
I wish she would put it back on and realize her place as a woman.
So wrong but I lol’d so hard. I am such a jerk but I do like mean jokes.
me too…
I wish she would just put it back on so we don’t have to look at her!
You have time to post here? I thought you had to cancel all your appointments because you were going to SAVE THE ECONOMY.
Too bad Obama didn’t think it was worth saving.
No, he thinks that the debates are too important to be canceled or delayed. And the majority of Americans agree with him. Will this backfire on McCain?
Where did you get the “majority” of Americans agree? Did you run outside and poll America just now? This whole thing is about priorities, the economy is a priority right now.
And taking time off from the debates is NOT the way to fix it. Americans don’t want to rush into anything stupid, which is what the Bush cronies want to scare everyone into doing. We want to hear HOW candidates plan on fixing this. And McCain has NO IDEA. “The fundamentals of our economy are strong,”LOL!
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The only reason that John McCain does not want to got to the debates is that he has no clue how to fix the economy, or even what is wrong with it. I doubt he could explain what a derivative even is, let alone why they are a problem. The debates will make it painfully clear to everyone that McCain can not fix the economy and will only make things worse.
Neither one of them has any idea what to do right now, they need to be doing the job they were elected to do and that is being US Senators and to represent us in this whole thing. I don’t mind if the debate is a few days late, the debate is not going to help us understand anything about what is going on.
Amen ema <—–OMG it’s a Sarah Palindrome!
Ema, he’s not even on any of the commitees. There is absolutely nothing he can do, the whole thing is just a photo op for him.
It doesn’t matter, either one is going to be the next President and I want them there to represent us. At the very least they will both learn something. Like I said before the debates can wait a few days, that isn’t going to be a deal breaker but this economy thing is pretty important if what they are saying about it is true.
Actually, Obama, can probably deal with it, it’s McCain who is running around in a panic demonstrating his indecisiveness.
That’s just a matter of opinion on your part. I believe he is prioritizing and doing what needs to be done first. Multi tasking just means you end up doing a lot of things poorly sometimes, I would rather a president demostrate he knows how to prioritize.
Actually, he is just grandstanding. I would prefer a president that keeps his/her attention of the biggest priority that he/she can effect and not one who gets distracted and flys off the handle on issues that he/she has no control over. Bottomline, neither candidate has any input into the development of legislation around this issue. They simply have to show up and vote. McCain has to distance himself from his party’s and his own complicity in this issue, therefore he has to pretend that he can actually contribute something.
Well, it definitely is more important than the debates, the president has asked both to be there and I see nothing wrong with them both being there since one of them will be president this is pretty important and will affect their presidency as well.
Do you know how to google? Here, I’ll hold your hand if you click my name. There was a poll released yesterday that said that only 10% of Americans wanted to postpone the debates.
Even Obama said he didn’t trust polls……at least the ones that show him down
I need polls to show how awesome I am but I am too afraid of the truth crushing my petty ego.
Awww It’s not petty !
Ok, sorry, that was quick…
3 cups of coffee will do that to ya.
Yes he did. All hail the mighty lol.
I would need much more coffee.
Idk about the majority of americans, but I do think that since the election date ISNT being moved, maybe John should turn up for the debates. Phone it in for chrissake…
He’d probably be a lot more useful to the terrorists if he was dead. Let him stay in his little cave if he is still alive.
He’s staying pretty effective from his little cave, Ema. Be very careful of underestimating enemies… they have their own vote in any conflict.
What’s he done lately? There are worse guys than he is running around lose, we are fighting an ideology, not one single guy.
Right… soo… load up on the idea killing bullets and nukes then?
As far as we know he is continuing to direct a worldwide network of terrorists, bent upon attacking us, among others. By the very nature of asymetric warfare, terrorists/insurgents possess the initiative, unless conventional forces actively take it away from them. As long as we stay in a “Ft. Apache” mentality, they have thepatience and ability to wait us out. They only have to be successful once every few years, we have to be everytime.
Read it with a Borat accent…. makes it more funny.
ema: you spent the past two years in that cave, maybe? either you would know you’re making an ass out of yourself…
Explain yourself please? If Osama bin Ladin was actually verifibly dead he would be a martyr and a rallying cry for the terrorist emboldening them and possibly fueling more attacks. So?
It’s more likely that he’d die of kidney failure, the man is on dialysis. Dying from natural causes wouldn’t make him a martyr.
They would still blame us for it and he would be considered a martyr. I’m glad no one really knows for sure.
Sigh…
Scary, but I’m with ema on this one.
i see your point ema, about OBL becoming a martyr no matter how he died. but the vindictiveness of my nature for once extends beyond the personal sphere and straight to OBL. I personally would LOVE to know the jerk is dead.
He does not have a kidney disease but he is addicted to Chiclets.
Hopefully that will kill him!
Your right.. President Bush and VP Cheney sure couldn’t figure out how to do it.
Nor could Military intelligence (snicker)
Im reminded of the ole Danny Kay and Jose(?) Ferraro skit:
“I dont know… Im sorry, I dont know. I know way of knowing that. I just dont know Im sorry. Hang on Ive got another call… Hello British Intelligence.
i thought it’s all bush’s fault. other people to blame: plain, mccain, paris hilton (she’s annoying) or anyone who acts like a douche
oops palin* though she is quite plain
The Pakistani president said she is gorgeous.
He also she was amicable and interactive. Meaning she was nice and had real response to user input, since that is what interactive means. I guess he was expecting cardboard.
Anybody else confused about her being called interactive? Isn’t that a given? Aren’t all humans with functioning brains and bodies, interactive?
Different culture? He was bowled over by her beauty and brains and didn’t know what else to say??
have you ever seen pakastini women.
I believe ‘interactive’ was a ‘if you can’t saying anthing nice, don’t say it at all’ comment. He was fishing for something that didn’t come off as insulting. However… wtf, ‘interactive’? Most bizzare way to describe someone.
I think English is not his first language. Do you know how to say “engaging” in whatever language they speak?
I believe you say it by “accidentally” launching a nuke at Afghanistan and calling it a failed test.
Have you talked to some of the people around here? ;P
implying she was a computer, or drone?
Swayed by the beauty pageant queen, lol. Will she send them maps?
Yeah, she was showing her ankles. He pretty much treated her as nothing more important or substantial than a pretty women. Guess it’s okay when it’s a leader of another country because that’s giving you “foreign experience.”
I had actually had many dirty curious thoughts as to what she would actually DO during the conversation since she was supposed to be doing something. That and they had the press leave almost immediately. And he called her interactive.
I think I might be too perverted for my own good.
“Too much perversion” is rarely a bad thing. Go with it !
Hmm, you are a shakey source of information at best and a kook at the worst… Yep, I think I will take your advice.
*goes with it*
It’s just crazy enough to work!
If you think she is plain, you must be blind. I think she is plain as well.
Well, then you must be – Oh, God love ya, what am I talkin’ about! I tell ya what, you’re makin’ everybody else take a good look, pal. ;P
People are supposed to tell you these things…
Uber lol.