Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean Impersination… …not bad, actually…
(Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero)
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Mr. Bean Impersination… …not bad, actually…
(Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero)
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McCain does not know who this man is. Do you?
Oh, he’s that guy from Spain, Korea or one of those other African nations.
Get it right. Spain’s in China.
Sorry–I’ve never been very good at geometry.
I’m sure there’s a wikipedia entry somewhere I can plagiarize.
Wikipedia…That’s in Europe, right?
No, I think it moved to Australia, just outside of Sydney.
Sydney is somewhere in Mexico, right?
No, no, no. You IDIOTS. Sydney is in Japan
EVERYBODY knows THAT.
Are you sure? I could have SWORN it was in Georgia.
Rowan Atkinson?
Stunning resemblance!
I thought he looked like he was pushing one out… my Godson used to pull a very similar face while ‘cable laying’… but he was only three months old at the time…
Obama doesn’t know how many states there are in the US. Do you?
Old news. We’ve all heard that slip explained in many different ways. What’s your explanation for McCain’s gaffe?
Umm, Freddie Mae and uh, Fanny Mac?
he laughed and corrected himself about 2 seconds after saying this.
- FUNDAMENTALS STRONG … explain that one
Touche…touche. =)
it’s spelled DOOSH you douche.
My explanation for Obama’s many, many gaffes is that he’s basically a man pushed beyond his capabilities by a system that discriminates based on race.
Typical neo-con. Ask them a simple question and they think you asked them something else.
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Reporter: But I was talking about Spain. In Europe.
McCain: Your what, now?
Typical Obamaloon. Ignore all the signs of his stupidity and derangement …
And you still don’t answer the actual question.
I’d hate to be inside your head right now. It must be a painful, frightening place, what with all the conflicting and contradictory ideas smacking into each other.
I imagine it must sound like the Anvil Chorus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3x-pwJGsgU
I read some of EP’s posts and it always makes me think of the book within the book in ‘Nineteen Eighty-four’, and it’s description of the ‘ideal’ of a party member
“a credulous and ignorant fanatic whose prevailing moods are fear, hatred, adulation and orgiastic triumph…”
He even practices ‘doublethink’ to a degree I didn’t think possible outside of fiction
Perhaps it’s Andy Kaufman style performance art, or maybe he should really be called “O’Brien”
Did you watch the Palin interviews? How about them gaffes? I was rolling with laughter.
PS – I see conservative collumnists are now calling for her to step down … because she is hopelessly inept.
She gives beauty pageant answers. Answers which sound good, and are innocuous, but mean NOTHING. It is total sophistry: the truth doesn’t matter, only what you can get people to believe. She is quite obviously not that smart, and has gotten by on her looks and viciousness. She is the most pathetic VP candidate since little Danny Qayle.
Yeah, I made that mistake. And Sen. McCain is making his. The real dumbass in this campaign appears to be my running mate. He cannot go a day without sticking his hoof in his mouth. Allah I wish I had picked someone else. Maybe Mary Landrieu from Louisian. She probably would have been a better choice.
How about Kermit the Frog? he’s popular, used to chaos, and unimpeachable green credentials.
And he’d be less of a Muppet than any of the people standing…
Hmmm, my lol on this was about proof of zombies… I suppose Mr. Bean works too.
It totally looks like me in just about all of my meetings at work. Instant narcilepsy.
Finally something I can relate to. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hahahahaha
It makes me laugh but hes a handsome guy.
This guy is the president of the government of Spain.
I’m not surprised many of you guys from the US don’t even know who he is, or where is Spain… so much ignorance around… but hey, myself, I don’t know half the names of the us states for example, or who is leading in, um, Netherlands for instance.
But he totally looks like Rowan Atkinson
It’s bigoted of you to assume Americans are ignorant.
Americans are ignorant though…
Poeple who say that Americans are ignorant are the ignorant ones.
O RLY?
Ya, rly.
NO WAI
Whoa dude! mrWoot is totally bogus! Whatever happened to “Be excellent to each other.”? Like, seriously. He must be totally wasted. He totally needs to listed to bee-thow-ven and chill. I bet the Freud dude would have something to say about his relationship with his mother.
Being a Spaniard sometimes I imagine what the hell this man could do to the world if he was the president of the US.
Americans, with Bush you are lucky compared to us.
O RLY?
You prefer the worst president in the American History vs the second worst president (the worst was Chema Aznar) of Spain in the last 30 years?
You are mad men!
Chema? That’s your opinion, dude. For a lot of people he did pretty good.
I’ve never liked politics but even I can tell that Aznar did not mess shit up like this guy is doing now.
Me, as a Spaniard, would like to answer DualWielder in a leguaje he understands, surely:
“ยฟQue aznar, no ha sido lo peor de este Paรญs? Joder, Zapatero la estรก cagando a base de bien, pero al menos no es un megalรณmano tarado que nos mete en guerras donde ni pinchamos ni cortamos, miente, insulta y manipula a la opiniรณn mayoritaria…
Hay que estar jodidamente enfermo para seguir pensando que J.M. Aznar no ha sido lo peor que le ha pasado a este paรญs desde que muriรณ Franco”
Thanks.
Americans are stupid because we live in a country with a faulted economic base, Americans culturally devalue those who succeed, Americans vote OUTSIDE OF THEIR OWN INTEREST, Americans respond to sensationalism and imagery before anything else, Americans are obsessive over appearance and stand as the fattest country in the world, Americans think that they could conquer the rest of the world if they wanted to, Americans refuse to hold politicians accountable, and Evil Pundit refuses to have an actual conversation because all he is good at is derailing intelligent conversation with sensationalist comments and irrelevant retorts. EP, YOU are the reason why Americans are stupid. YOU are the kind of person who is witty without being intelligent, eloquent without substance, a veneer of quality without any true capacity for productivity. YOU make people less intelligent because YOU refuse to engage in intelligent arguments and make people think that they are actively learning about politics when they read your comments. People think that the drone of political “punditry” is substantial and important when modern “punditry” is nothing more than television attempting to elevate uneducated viewer’s opinions of themselves by simplifying a political race to sound bytes and snap shots. “Political Punditry” does not happen on television, it happens in legitimate information sources like The Economist, newspapers, and classrooms. I have yet to see an intelligent comment made on television about this political race, and I am amazed that the American public is so entranced by the inane fluff that networks pass off as issues.
Wow, really? Maybe that should be part of my strategery: “Hey Amerca, yer lucky. You could have the President of Spain leading the country.”
Americans are not stupid, but if they were, it would be because of people who throw a tantrum against people they disagree with. You actually had some decent points to make, but instead you directed a fit towards one person. The Economist is a decent source, but the fact that classrooms are essentially owned by the ivory tower liberal elite and that newspapers are like buffets that cater to the lowest common denominator makes them less desirable by far. But I must say, your rant makes you guilty of the things our pundits are guilty of. And that is being a self-righteous ass hold blowhard. At least EP keeps his stuff short and sweet (sour?). Douche.
GODDAMMIT it are spelled DOOSH you douche!
I don’t think EP has the attention span for a long rant.
Our republican nominees are ignorant, why shouldn’t the world assume the country is as well?
Because they met Obama and realize what a dumbass he is?
Americans just need more maps.
Hey! Don’t make fun of I like I is stupid! I is beautiful and stuff! Look at my swimsuit!
You are from Spain i suppose, all Spaniards say the same, Americans are ignorants, i know, I’m from Spain, but the comments that were before your are ironic.
I TOTALLY thought of Mr. Bean,
even before I read the lol in it!
Mr Bean for President !
Can you imagine Mr. Bean’s inauguration speech? “mmmmble….mmmmm….mmmmmblerugh”
I’m voting for Walter! *www (dot) JeffDunham (dot) com* He wouldn’t hesitate to tell Congress they were a bunch of dumb asses. (And to get the women’s vote, Maxine from Shoebox Greeting should be the VP candidate! — Yeah, now THERE’s the perfect ticket.)
Throw in 45 Charlies and it sounds like a Palin interview during the tough questions.
*hysterical laughter*
Couldn’t be worse than anyone else currently running.
Here, Here!
Now, who’s the ideal running mate for our candidate?
Britney ?
No, I think Paris picked her when she threw her hat in the ring after that white-haired dude endorsed her. She does have a pretty good energy policy…
Definitely Jim Carey. Can you imagine him talking out his ass at a press conference ala Ace Ventura ?
I’m surprised none of the ignorant Americans have pointed out that ‘impersination’ isn’t a word.
We all know the stupidity of stereotyping all residents of an area into one lump sum. Yes, there are ignorant Americans. There are ignorant Spainards. There are ignorant Japanese.
I’m an American and I know how many states there are, and even who the president of France is! Get a clue.
But Senor Zapatero does look like Mr. Bean here.
Everyone (bar none) is ignorant. It is only a matter of what they are ignorant of.
The saddest thing about ignorance is that it’s easliy cured by a treatement cycle of a few hours a week in your local library.
they speak brazilian in brazil smart one…