Comments on: The fundamentals

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:44:08 +0000

I got that same “You will eat a fortune cookie” fortune cookie, and threw it away. On the back, where it shows you the meaning of a word in Chinese, mine said “fail”.

By: custodis

custodis — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:00:37 +0000

Win!

By: I-Tego_Arcana_Dei

I-Tego_Arcana_Dei — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:42:51 +0000

WHEN SHINY OBJECTS ATTACK!

By: herb

herb — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:25:29 +0000

I want to dole out who gets how much of the $700B without worry of Senetorial, Congressional, executive or judicial oversight of any kind.

“And I think I’ll give… me all the money.”

By: Pray for no Palins

Pray for no Palins — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:01:49 +0000

That’s an unfair attack on the verbage that he is using!! LOL!!

By: lol

lol — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:13:56 +0000

I want the briefcase with $700 billion dollars.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:38:41 +0000

Lets Bail out the corporations that used our money and screwed us over
with our OWN tax money! Deal? Or No Deal?

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:19:08 +0000

My favorite one that I got was “You will be hungry later. Order take out now.” Called the current fling.

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:38:41 +0000

You know that we are better at running the country just as we are better coaches than the ones we watch on TV and would do a better job on every single game show. D’uh!! The couch gives us uber powers!!

By: mels

mels — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:20:03 +0000

WELOVETHEIRAQIINFORMATIONMINISTER.COM, baby!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:41:37 +0000

Leland, clearly, jumping from your ground floor window only deepened your angst. A bit of advice, if I may: take the elevator up a few more stories and give it another go…you may need to use some heavy object to break the glass, but do give it the old college try. The Wise Men of Wall Street have screwed the proverbial pooch in ways beyond the reach of even the most perverse imagination and, quite frankly, i’m not the least bit sorry if the scorn heaped upon them gets under your skin.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:45:43 +0000

Haven’t seen him in a while… Might be a good idea.

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:21:42 +0000

Reread Leland’s post. He IS someone who obviously sides with the bankers on this. Not sure if he is conservative or not, but that wasn’t the issue! Nobody used that word until you. Your mind is the one that ties together ‘conservative’ and ’supports Wall Street.’

By: lol

lol — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:13:11 +0000

Howie Mandel’s shiny head would be a better choice.

By: cj

cj — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:52:07 +0000

Dude, step away from the koolaid.

There are almost zero conservatives who support the “No Banker Left Behind” bailout. There are almost zero conservatives who continue to support Bush.

This has ceased to be a partisan issue. It is American citizens vs. Fascism. Buy a clue.

By: n8

n8 — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:56:07 +0000

Having ceded his life and will to their keeping, it rankles him to hear those authorities questioned. Thus he rises to their defense, lest he be forced to question his prior decision.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:50:26 +0000

Perhaps have Trump host it.

By: lol

lol — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:45:39 +0000

Coming up on Fox: America’s Shiniest Objects.

By: lol

lol — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:45:11 +0000

“We shall greet them with bullets and shoes.”

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:21:35 +0000

I normally hate picture reposts, but it’s just so freakin’ appropriate I ROFL’ed. SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:20:55 +0000

Yes, because they obviously did such a bang up job that you need to defend them as they walk away with your tax money… I am so glad their interests and good name have you to defend them.

By: tom trifik

tom trifik — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:16:05 +0000

I pray for sweet relief, but my heart and mind continue to be sad. …
For the thoughts of you flood my soul with sadness …

By: brewski

brewski — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:12:45 +0000

Look over here, something shiny!

By: Leland Dantzler

Leland Dantzler — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:08:06 +0000

I, for one, am just relieved that commentators on a lolcats site know how to run the country. Whew, for a second, I was worried that people who’ve been in the stock business their whole lives might know more than your average know-it-all who clearly has nothing more important to do than post their opinions on how to govern an economy. What sweet relief floods my soul.

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:58:35 +0000

Look everybody, lets not panic! If we give $700 billion to the CEOs of the companies that screwed up, without oversight or any thought of ever being paid back, everything will be just fine.

By: Larbo

Larbo — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:30:26 +0000

Brilliant!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:57:33 +0000

Read the wiki… HA HA HA!!!! Everything is fine, they have surrendered.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:54:23 +0000

I’m not sure I totally *get* the caption but I am grateful for the ID on the person in the picture. Like Sarah Palin, I had no idea who he was!

By: MegaBob

MegaBob — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:47:09 +0000

Or a stick ?

By: Snusch

Snusch — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:45:32 +0000

Are you a dick ?

By: lol

lol — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:33:59 +0000

I had one that said “If we are all worms, try to be a glow worm.” So…glowsticks or glow in the dark condoms?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:21:47 +0000

I approve.

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:13:45 +0000

I got a fortune cookie the other day. It said, “You will eat a fortune cookie.” So I ate it in bed.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:08:35 +0000

In bed.