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A foist. So who cares.
mm..i love me some KFC and you know they all want some of that guys chicken..
The only fat guy in the photo is the guy with the chicken.
Yeah, but notice the black guy eying the chicken hungrily.
I’m not sure, but I think that might be Leeroy Jenkins!!
don’t say that! it is very disrespectful! i would never eat a dead bird, tortured or not.
you are an idiot imo
so they are an idiot because they don’t want to eat something? yeaah that makes perfect sense.
someone doesn’t eat meat because of a religion and that’s fine but as soon as it’s a personal choice people get all defensive and start the insults.
shut up.
This vegetarian, who never attacks the people in my life for choosing to eat meat, thanks you.
BTW. I have a sense of humor and snickered at this photo, perhaps partially because I think PETA can be really obnoxious.
My feeling exactly. I’m all for fair treatment of animals…at the same time, I’m going to continue to eat meat regardless. I have vegetarian friends and none of us have a problem with each others’ eating choices. I’d be more annoyed with someone who ate fast food everyday than someone who decided not to eat meat anymore.
As long as I don’t have to cook for a friggin’ vegetarian again…. It’s a pain in the ASS. “Oh and I don’t eat onions….” STFU!! haha
I am a member of PETA and I am sure the guy with the chick is as well.
People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals.
So you’d eat a live bird?
I’d pay to see that.
of COURSE not. the same way I don’t eat , let’s say, a live plant. or a live cow.. that would be cruel.
PS: Okay, i don’t give a damn if it is cruel. A live bird must surely taste likeshit
A live plant? Seriously?
Okay so NO SHIT! I’m the guy holding the sign. We all knew the kid, and took it as a joke, the whole issue was KFC in general not one fat funny kid we went to school with, he was an alright guy. But the guy in the background with the goatee, told him to fuck off or he’d break his fuckin jaw, and the kid FUCKIN BITCHED OUT! Proof meat eaters are faggots.
P.eople E.ating T.asty A.nimals.
Nope, Poorly Educated Teen Activists.
(And I am a Vegetarian, by the way. I just dislike PETA very much.)
Yes because threatening violence on people and calling them derogatory names makes you so much better than the rest of us. This is why nobody outside of PET likes PETA.
Also, mmmmm chicken.
The fact that you use that kind of language in relation to ANYONE is proof that you are a moronic fool, regardless of your eating habits.
Malnourished Emo Straight Edge Choad.
go fuck your self. I am eating a steak as i type. so you go eat your SOYJOY bar somewhere else.
I’m always amused by PETA activists who want happiness for all animals and then shit all over people via means like . . . dropping slurs. Or objectifying women over and over and over again. Newkirk is a tool.
If you’re really the guy, I’m disappointed that you’re physically attractive but otherwise disgusting.
That guy’s attractive?
Funny, why do they look like they want some?
They don’t want to admit their true desires.
Maybe they don’t know what it is yet, they may think they are falafels, lol!
Why does the black guy look most interested??
He is resisting becoming a stereotype.
Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwin
Thank you.
Because they don’t care about the chickens, they’re just there to hook up with the hippie girls.
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yup
Hoping they brough a can of lysol and some razors.
I tip my hat to this dude. You, sir, win.
…are you gonna eat all that? Cause, uh… nevermind.
Is a tortured chicken less tasty, or more tasty? How much does Popeye’s rough up their chickens?
Now I am curious.
They just slap ‘em around a bit and show them pictures of Janet Reno in a swimsuit…..
So psychological torture is truly what makes a chicken tasty.
It’s not torture.
They instantly drop dead when seeing that picture.
It’s quite humane.
Good thinking.
So there really is no Kobe chicken?
So is being reincarnated as a Kobe beef cow a step up or down in the Karmic ladder?
Maybe if it’s reincarnated as a sacred cow in India?
Definitely up. You get pampered all your life and fed sake, that’s definitely up.
It’s like monkey torture. First you take a monkey and then you torture it.
It’s not torture; it’s enhanced interrogation
Are they doing anything about the poultry farms at Guantanamo Bay?
Janet Reno in a swimsuit? Ugh, I’ve just lost my appetite forever. Thanks for nothing.
Well , I would have said my Mother-in-law, but good God, there ARE limits!
Are you kidding? She’s HOT!
Okay- I’m really creeped out now……
CF! You think Palin is hideous but MegaBob’s mother-in-law is hot!? Whoa!!
oops, did I get that backwards? You do know that I am a liberal…don’t you? We like women who braid their armpits…it’s kinda cool.
How do you know Megabob’s mother isn’t hot? Have you met her?
Probably because we’re assumign there is some sort of latent flaw in her genetic makeup that caused her to give birth to bob.
Sorry, but Janet Reno?
Hi. Welcome to the 2000’s.
Join us. We have chicken.
I’m ascared of Clowns and Janet Reno- they both wanna get me!
How about Janet in a clown suit with a bucket of chicken?
FTW!
They choke them
By your logic, if a roughed up chicken taste better, then popeye’s is definitely doing some sick stuff to them before they die…like taking off the top half of the beak only, bamboo shoots under the nails, plucking each feather one by one then rubbing them down in lemon juice, showing them pictures of Hillary nude, etc.
I think thats one for the mythbusters
Torture makes it tasty. It’s why veal is so good.
Well… I’ve seen people pound meat with a hammer to tenderize it… so let’s call it a preemptive strike.
Win
Ahh! An actually funny LOL ! Yeah !
Dude, I totally agree.
*marks calendar*
Thud! X-X
KFC does make faux chicken in Canada, maybe he was eating the Toficken???? Either way, I applaud that guy just for the photo op – I personally love to throw hot dogs at Peta protesters….. humans need to eat and they’re trying to limit our options.
In Canada, KFC is PFK
Only in French, “Poulet Frit Kentucky”, otherwise it’s just KFC for the rest of us anglophones.
*ring ring*
“Hello?”
“Yes yes, cheerio, whut whut?”
What was that? Toe pickins?
Toficken?! That product would never make it in German-speaking countries…
^_^ I’m sure it would sell very successfully, actually! It’s just, nobody would want to put their name on it.
You think that fat slug is vegetarian?
Unlikely, he probably had a heart attack on the way home from the demo.
Besides, mock chicken has no bones.
uuuum, firstly canada doesn’t have fake chicken at KFC unless you consider KFC chicken in general to be faux chicken.
secondly, they aren’t trying to limit your options, they are trying to instill humane practices so the things you eat are safer. it may also be shocking for you to learn that humans can survive without KFC.
i hate peta, but i hate idiots even more.
which is why i hate PETA.
Torture!!? Pft….is merely “enhanced flavouring”, sorta like the enhanced interrogation aint torture neither.
propaganda, its OK when its Peta.
PETA propaganda is some of the most ridiculous. To revise a statement elseLOL: PETA is to vegetarianism as the NRA is to gun ownership.
I have never had the NRA protest outside my restaurant or demand that I buy guns so I might have to disagree. NRA may be extreme but I don’t hear much from them.
On the other hand, nobody ever died in a freak accident with a loaded tofu.
amen
you can choke on tofu but i hope no one chokes on there gun
You can choke on my… :S I’m sorry. Military, anyone?
…That we know of.
my aunt did….trust me you don’t want the details.
Fair enough.
I meant my post to be that PETA propaganda is no better than any other. That they only seem to use a two-prong approach to “point-making” is risible at best: they either hold up images of tortured animals (shock) or try to make a point with half-naked or fully-naked women (awe).
Neither is going to stop me from eating a nice bloody steak (provided it’s grass-fed, free-range, and preferably organic)
Also fair enough. Damn you, now I am hungry… er…
Maybe Peta is to vegetarians as Fred Phelps is to Christians?
I’ll take the one that’s not in favor of killing animals.
So… neither?
Except for when they show up for a gigantic gun rally in Littleton, CO a week after the shootings at Columbine and then do the same thing when the 1st grader in Michigan was shot.
Talk about sensitivity. It doesn’t have to be a protest for them to be in your community, disrespecting people.
because instead of protesting, they hold fundraisers for select politicians and then go on teh airwaves and shriek “Second Amendment!!! Second Amendment!!!! B-Kaw!!!”
Not so. They dress in proper business wear and take to the streets carrying signs relevant to the issue and chant, “We beg to differ! We beg to differ!”
Certain members of these groups can also be seen wearing T-shirts which say, “It’s a Caucasian phenomenon which you would fail to comprehend.”
Hee.
Wow. That’s a remarkably profound comment Herb. I’m afraid I’m gonna have to steal that!
except the NRA wouldn’t have non-gun owners as spokespeople
But PETA *will* have spokesidiots who own cars with leather seats–Google Pamela Anderson and PETA. Fortunately, she and other vaginal representatives often refuse to take advantage of the rare and endangered “bra”, so it’s all good in the end. So to speak.
I’ve heard scared meat tastes better….
I’ve heard the opposite. Something about the adrenaline and other chemicals released causing the meat to be tough, and kind of “off” tasting.
I admit, I’ve not done any experimenting on my own, though.
According to some folks who hunt, the adrenaline permeates the tissues and causes animals to be “gamey” tasting.
Actually, scared meat is not so good. You want to kill it before it know’s that you are there, then it is relaxed and ready for dinner.
Well, if you take Hobbes the tiger’s opinion on the matter. He said he likes his food “surprised and running”.
I love Bill Waterson.
LOL! I always say, “First in importance to having a good aim is know when to pull the trigger.”
no, that’s blood you’re thinking of….
Comic Book Guy takes wrong turn on the way to Sci-Fi Con.
Mmmm, tortured chicken.
Mmm, tortured PETA…..
we can only hope
THAT I would pay to see.
KFC = Kentucky Fried CRUELTY!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!
The crueler, the tastier.
The guy probably walked and told ‘em the chicken never tasted so good.
Mmmmmm… Tasty, tasty murder.
http://xkcd.com/470/
…but I like this better. This is just amazing. I mean, it’s like the anti-violence in video games people or the pro gun control people– okay, you’ve completely pissed them off, but seriously, what are they going to /do/ to you?
G.O.P. tortures voters.
That was totally gratuitous and irrelevant. However, what you should have said was, “Ralph Nader tortures voters with threats of running.”
This one was absolutely brilliant!
I’n not the biggest fan of PETA, but this tool should lose some weight before trying to be so smug.
being fat takes away a person’s ability to be smug?
Only when he is being smug about eating fried chicken, mabye.
Bingo
Judging from Michael Moore, I’d say no.
Bingo
die fatman, that meats going to rot in your colon for the next 20years, if your fat ass lives that long…
Nothing exists in the intestinal track longer than 72 hours, save an occasional tape worm and pending any genuine blockage. That includes meat, my granola friend.
Truth be told, our systems are designed to digest meat very efficiently. The combination HCl stomach acids, pancreatic amylase, and bile breaks meat down to those wonderful proteins and amino acids we’d otherwise lack.
A diet too heavy in meat (which is most Americans) does cause some problems, as the waste product builds up, and without the proper amount of water (again, like most Americans) the mucous production along the GI tract can dry up, causing a nasty bout of constipation. That colonic “push” vegetables give us? That comes from the complex indigestable sugars in the plant’s cell walls. We call it fiber.
Take a look at the digestive systems of a cow, a lion, and a human. Comparatively, the human and the lion have similar short tracts, versus the ruminating cow with four stomachs. Animals designed to eat a diet of just plant matter have complex digestive systems in order to maximize the energy derived from its diet. Meat eaters, omnivores, and scavengers don’t have this hindrance, as they can digest a variety of foods, including meat. for energy. This conservation of tissue allows for more highly developed brains.
wow an intelligent comment on the internet. you sir. win
errr, intestinal track?
YOU mean FAIL.
AND I don’t wanna get my education out, but this guy is only half right, the rest is speculation however he may lack the education to know it.
Anyway I come here for LOLZ, biology is work, so I’ll stop now.
I gotta stick up for Herb this time. What he says here agrees with everything I know about it.
Ya, facts are hard to fight with.
Biological facts are hard to fight with. Rys and I fight quite nicely with historical facts
in bed.
Just not on the first date.
Gotta go with the other reply–excepting the part on more highly developed brains, yeah, pretty much all of what herb said. Even our TEETH are very obviously not designed to deal exclusively with plant matter. (There is a proto-homonid offshoot branch that was, going on their dentintion, mostly plant and seed-eating, but it died out.) Our digestive systems just aren’t designed to deal exclusively with plants, there are numerous vital nutrients that we metabolize most efficiently from animal products. We’ve evolved to be omnivores, as have our closest living relatives (chimpanzees are meat-eating pack hunters who do not just sit around munching plants.)
I,ll go with intelligent speculation (herb ) over crazy Fanaticism (niki )
any day. you in spite of your education FAIL
Chicken sitting inside someones colon? LOL. Basic biology FAIL. Been listening to your grandparent’s wise words on science again haven’t you?
haha that black guy is going coco puffs for them chiken
TITS
ROFLMAO, thats classic
this is totally in bowling green kentucky, i know like two of those people!!
If we were on failblog, I would assume you were with K.
KFC does not toture chickens… They cook em!!
The one with holding the sign has a look in his eyes like “dude, what the hell?”
The one with the chicken is like “oh man oops”
And the black guy is like “ah yeah, fried chicken!”
This should be over on Fail Blog. Best example of a fail I’ve seen – “Animal Rights Protestor – FAIL”, “Proper Conduct at an Animal Rights Rally – FAIL”, “Vegetarianism Vs Meat Eaters – FAIL”. There are probably many more examples of how the guy in the picture fails completely
“Showing others what a healthy diet looks like — FAIL”
“Well rounded diet — FAIL”
“Not being a fata$$ — FAIL”
I had a cashier tell me yesterday that “meat is good for me” when she rang up my soy milk and tofu…she was about 100 pounds overweight.
What a shining example…..
She should have said:
“Meat, when properly integrated into a well-balanced and well-proportioned diet, if cooked and served intelligently, can be very good for you. I, on the other hand, am morbidly obese and have no idea how to eat properly and/or exercise.”
Yes because being a vegan makes you soooo pleasant to be around.
A vegan once told me that I was being cruel to my cats by feeding them meat.
Seriously.
The sad thing is that it didn’t do any good to point out the purposes behind the design of Extremely large, extremely sharp teeth.
Apparently those are for puncturing tomatoes to suck out the juices.
I still wonder why there is no “Mouse flavored ” cat food………..
My vet actually recommended that at least once a year I should give my cats live feeder mice, as it’s what their biology demands.
Sounds awesome and entertaining.
I would do that, but judging from the number of ex-rodents that have been left as an offering in front of my bedroom door (And one ex bird. Luckily they couldn’t get the ex rabbits into the house) It would be totally unnecessary.
And I’ve always wondered what wild cats eat rice, barley, and other whole-grain goodness.
its the Feline-veganus that lives along side the wester Unicorn and
the flying Jackalope.
They are a favored prey of the chupacabra, who dine on them as an aper-tif to goat.
here is the illusive Feline-veganus
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2069755
if you don’t feed your cat meet they can go blind
I thought it caused them to go deaf. not blind. Which in a cat, that would actually be nearly as crippling as blindness. Srsly, their ears are little fuzzy radars.
going deaf from not getting meet wouldn’t surprise me, but as a
kid I was in cat 4H and they toll us it can make them blind.
Ya, all those cats in the wild are just in denial of their rabbit heritage…
Well, my little monsters have done a good job of getting in touch with their rabbit heritage. And by rabbit heritage I mean a series of rabbits that have strayed into our yard. And by in touch, I mean in touch using the pointy ends.
You’re right….if only I could be as pleasant as you. Good thing I’m a vegetarian and not a vegan.
This is absolute win.
I think it’s awesome. It’s like people who knit need to go sit next to PETA protests, since PETA says people kill the sheep to get their wool. Idiots the bunch of them.
wtf?
think much???
what do you think happens to a sheep after they shear it?
How do you think the “lamb” gets to the supermarket?
No wonder your name is Dar…
Sheep for wool are usually not sheep for meat. Wool sheep and meat sheep have been bred in different ways to make each one more suitable for their own task and less suitable for the other task.
More wool for wool sheep, more meat for meat sheep.
It’s just like with cows. Meat cows are not milk cows, for obvious reasons.
+1 PiMan
I thought meat cows were called bulls and then the udder ones are cows
Welcome to Livestock 101. Today’s topic – Boy and Girl “Cows”
A bull is an uncastrated male bovine. A steer is a castrated bovine. A cow is a female bovine.
They are either raised for meat or dairy purposes – hence the difference between a cattle ranch and a dairy farm.
I think he was making a bad pun there Diva.
Udder ones…
Cows…
ah nevermind.
I udderly understood his intended pun…
That’s udderly ridiculous !
Idiot! Really, have you ever seen a live sheep? I raise sheep, and no, they don’t die when you shear them. Also, no, they do not end up on the table after being sheared. Conversly, if not sheared, the animal will die due to heat stroke. But, hey, what do I know? I only raise the animals, shear them myself, handspin the organic wool, and otherwise participate in sustainable agriculture. So, keep wearing your acrylic fabrics, and buying tofu in PLASTIC containers. Polluter!
We really ought not to pick on the PETA kiddies. Studies have shown that animal fats are an important part of brain development.
Though I would like to point out that we get our wool from *sheep*. The meat in the grocery store is *lamb*. Wool-bearing sheep are kept around for years; meat-producing ovine are only around a year or so, after which they become *mutton*, which is far less desired as it has a more “developed” taste.
Sincere question–why is mutton so popular in the Commonwealth countries and elsewhere, but not here? (And did you know that in India, McDonald’s sells muttonburgers?)
Sheepishly yrs,
R.
Actually, I raise wool sheep, and meat sheep. The wool sheep are smaller, and produce higher quality wool- meaning it’s softer. But even the wool sheep taste good. I mean, you can only keep so many rams around, so…..=)
The meat sheep are much larger. Typically, anything older than a year, or weighing more than 120lbs, is considered mutton. This is because at that point, they start producing higher levels of hormones, and that changes the taste of the meat. Becomes gamey, like deer. Soaking overnight in a little vinegar water takes care of it. Oh, Herb? I wouldn’t buy the lamb from the market if I were you. You know what lind of antibiotics and hormones they pump into those production lambs? Uggh! I raise my sheep organically, no hormones, no antibiotics unless they are actually sick, and very little wormer. And you know what? They’re healthier. Imagine that, not pumping your meat full of hormones and antibiotics could be a good thing!
Wow, I always wanted to do what you are doing, I looked into raising Alpaca for awhile – I get to attached to the animals and wouldn’t have the heart to snuff them myself even though I do understand it. No one eats Alpaca yet in this country, but they are so expensive.
Thanks for the warning, but it’s not really necessary: I only eat organic or all natural meat.
Speaking of which, you wouldn’t happen to have access to a deep freeze, insulated packaging, and live within shipping distance of Denver, CO, would you?
The Silence of the Lambs… (poor babies)
So, does that mean I should buy tofu in wool containers?
There was a *grin* in the preceding, but the carets got stripped out–forgot about the HTML thing . . . *grin*
He he! I actually LOLed. There is a pace nearby that sells tofu in waxed cardboard containers. Don’t know how the tofu tastes, though….:)
EPIC WIN
that picture is great.
The guy on the left is awesome!
So, what they are saying is that KFC “waterboards” the chickens? After all, that’s all the Lefties talk about. So, if KFC simply chopped off the chickens’ limbs and beheaded them with a dull knife, etc (using the Al Queda non-torture handbook), that would be okay with them?
What I’d like to know if the guy holding the sign, and his buddies, are wearing a leather belt or wearing shoes composed of leather? I sure hope not.
It’s worse than you think. You can’t get away from dead cow. It’s in the roads, it’s in our money, it’s in our medicine. I don’t there’s a single natural resource more efficiently used than dead cow.
I was going to say “your mom” but that would have been rude since your point was so nice. I applaud you sir.
Epic deliciousness win!
Epic Heart Attack…WIN!
Epic case of sandy vag above
Unlucky Fried Kitten
Don’t like chicken? There’s always “long pig”…
Samoan ?
When Hillary first ran for office in New York, KFC had a six-piece “Hillary Special”: two small breasts, two large thighs, and two left wings.
Ba-dum-bump.
LOL! I remember that one.. thanks for the reminder.
And no, you didn’t plagarize that joke !
But he didn’t cite his source!
Sorriez!
Actually, the genetic mutants that KFC uses can no longer be legally called “chickens”.
Ew.
that is such urban myth
May be, but try this: Dairy Queen refers to their frozen . . . stuff . . . as “product”, not as ice cream. From my girlfriend, who is a former store manager. (We eat there anyway.)
And yeah, Congress has just taken on the issue of allowing genetically modified foods into the marketplace. I’m fairly progressive technically, but I think I’ll wait on that one, myself. Like, give it a couple of decades to see whether people start having kids with three eyes and sh**.
“Product” is a business term. It’s Corporate jargon, not legal technicalities. Pay it no heed.
I mean, by all means avoid DQ: milk should not be sweetened by corn and chemicals.
But their hot caramel topping is so tasty
In bed…
naturally!
And tonight is our first date anniversary… I need to be clever. It will take a portion of my cunning. No! All my cunning…
Well, between the caramel and the school uniforms, you have the framework for something special LOL
That I most certainly do. Oddly enough, she is highly interested in just killing stuff online together tonight with some sex sprinkled in there at some point. I do love gamer girls.
As you should!
So does my husband apparently.
Well in my own studies and observations, I have found that gamer girls tend to be more sexually aggressive, more aware of what they want, and willing to have your back when a mob goes aggro on you.
Mine is the sweet healer type. Loves to keep everybody alive and buffed while firing off a couple shots. She was tickled pink with the princess treatment she got in game last night. She was keeping us buffed and healed in the group so everybody jumped whatever monster dared get near her. Made her evening.
Fat guy: Hey guys! Sorry I’m late. What are we doing?
Hat guy: I am superior to you in every possib- hey, is that original or extra crispy?
Black guy: You know you’re an idiot, right?
Other guy: God! I wish I had some chicken right now. I’ll just chew on my hoodie sleeve and pretend it’s a drumstick, and hope that the chick next to me is impressed!
that is nick brady!
Ahahaha
suck shit PETA
Well, they end up getting killed to be our food anyway. That’s what they’re raised for in the first place. Besides, I’ve been on a farm. Those little fuckers are nasty and mean.
Win.
Funny picture! I want KFC chicken now, but it makes me sick… Anyway, I have no problem with vegetarians and such, so long as they aren’t obnoxious and in-your-face because you eat meat. I looooooove steak…
People
Eat
Tasty
Animals
ooh rah!
yay! that pic was taken in my hometown! I love KFC!
A Tortured Chicken is a Tender Chicken.
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
actually, i support animal rights so dont b all oh! shes evil!
oh shoot. i just saw somebody made the same comment. sry.
PETA- People eating tasty animals!
…If anyone here is a member of PETA, I gots a question…
Right now, where I work, I have to deal with steers (male bovine with no nuts) and cows together in one group, the pasture they’re in now is about 50 sections, a section being a square mile, so about 200 square miles. Now, the steers are “riding” the cows, which is basically mounting them, causing damage to the hips and potentially killing the calf inside of the cow. Now, since PETA is all for animal rights, can these cows sue the steers for sexual harassment , attempted murder, and abuse?
bwa-HAHAHAHA! Peta sucks! lol
The KFC I ate for lunch at the vet clinic I work at was quite tasty. I saw where PETA is now picketing the AVAMA. Dumbasses.
i think this should be in the WIN category.
now thats ironic…..
The guy eating the chicken = hero, IMO.
Also, ever notice they sure do make lots of veggies try to taste like meat, but no one ever tries to make meat taste like vegetables?