See.
See. I turned water into Bud Light.
(Barack Obama)
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And they believe his parlor tricks…
Obama turned $100 million into FAIL at the Chicago Annenberg Challenge (ably assisted by his terrorist friend Bill Ayers).
*presto* *chango*! There go your tax dollars!
I’d consider voting for him if he could turn water into Blue Moon or Guinness.
or cherry vodka.
See, he just needs to get us all drunk with our favorite liquor so we will vote for him! lol!
I could be drunk off my ass and still wouldn’t consider voting for McCain.
I could never be drunk enough to vote for Obama !
But if I were dead, he’d just take my name off of the headstone (like all good Chicago Democrats do) and have me vote for him !
If he can find a way to disqualify his opponent, the way he did to get both his state and national seat, it won’t matter who votes for him!
I agree, see…he doesn’t think he’s the second coming, otherwise it would be Guinness, not diet beer.
Actually, it’s PBR…the Raleigh Times (where this picture is taken) doesn’t serve Budweiser. PBR! Selected America’s Best in 1893!
It’s been said before…..”there’s a difference?”
Wait, Bud Light *is* water. Cindy McCain is CEO of a business that makes it into Miller.
This is obligatory: How are making love in a canoe and American beer similar? They’re both fucking close to water.
That’s awesome!
Soooo, he peed in his water?
OM NOM NOM NOM
If he did it will taste better than Bud Light.
And now for his next miracle… getting the religious vote.
Well, he has the Muslim vote tied up for sure !
Sigh… ignorances still bliss for ya?
MegaBob and EP are the happiest people I know.
Nope, DB!
AlQueda said they were for him- and the other day he slipped and said “my Muslim faith”.
No burn for you!
Because all Muslims are terrorists? Your logic is non-existent and your bigotry is clear.
And I’d like a clear reputable reference to an Al Queda quote that says that. And a video clip of Obama’s slip. Please.
You can look up Obie’s ‘interview’ (read: Democrat Love Fest) with George Stephanopoulos yourself. George corrects him and says, “your CHRISTIAN faith.”
George corrects him, picks him up and dusts him off, what a unbiased reporter he is! So glad the media is as hard on him as they are on Palin, can you imagine if Palin had made that slip up? The media would have a field day.
B.B.B.S (hmmmm): Will Hamas do? “A few weeks ago, Ahmed Yousef, a top political adviser for terrorist group Hamas, said in an interview on WABC radio in New York that the group supports Obama. “We like Mr. Obama. We hope he will (win) the election . . . ”
http : / / swordattheready.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/islamic-terrorists-support-obama-and-he-is-silent-about-it/
Or how about this laundry list of tyrants and bomb throwers, domestic and foreign:
http: / / nicedeb.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/terrorists-and-tyrants-of-the-world-root-for-obama/
Mind sourcing that back to a non-blog site? For the sake of validity?
I mean, I’m sure I could find a blog quoting a new-source claiming Sarah Palin personally took out her husband’s mistress.
My first citation was a quote from WABC. Apparently that wasn’t good enough.
If you would actually read the others you could decide for yourself instead of rejecting them out of hand because of the webpage upon which I found the references. Sources are cited.
There is a sizable Muslim population that thinks he’s a Muslim…which is technically true if he’s never been baptized or publicly renounced Islam, because his Father was a Muslim, and that’s how it goes. But I don’t really care about that. He could be a purple Muslim from outer space and I wouldn’t vote for him cuz he’s a socialist.
Clearly you don’t quite know religion. You are whatever religion you say you are (unless that religion denounces or excommunicates you).
Obama has said he is Christian, therefore he is.
Maybe, but I believe the muslim faith is the same as the jewish in that you are born into the faith, regardless of whether you practice it or not. I’m not saying Obama is muslim, but from his father’s family’s perspective he would be considered one.
When, so long as he supplicates to the will of God, he’s technically a Muslim.
And just to make sure the aside doesn’t linger unchecked: Obama is not a friggin’ socialist.
what part of the government will give you every thing
(health care, college, etc..) for free isn’t socialist?
As long as he doesn’t think he is Muslim, he isn’t. Regardless of what everyone else thinks.
Some religions can be hard to get into, but all of them are easy to get out of.
Except Scientology.. just ask Katie!
People representing the religion might not want you out, and might attempt things to prevent it. But really, you are out of the religion without being able to get out of the organisation.
The penalty for leaving Islam is death.
http://www.peacefaq.com/apostacy.html
The penalty for leaving Islam under Sharia law is death.
http: / / http://www.peacefaq.com/apostacy.html
While not considered ‘Quranic’, it is being proposed and enacted as law in many Muslim countries.
http: / / http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=penalty+for+islamic+apostasy&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
Well we don’t support death for leaving a religion as this is America and not a theocracy. I could technically run a cult and state whatever rules I like but they don’t overrule the laws of the land. Nor is there a Muslim genome so no, you can’t be born Muslim or Christian, you can be raised but logically born. State whatever you like, biology and logic still follows that free will is free will.
Or shall I just start claiming all of you as my followers despite your intentions or wishes?
True, Self-professed So-called Christians are too busy bearing false witness against him to actually think. Course the 10 Commandments don’t really apply to that group, since they can tell what God wants.
More of that good Ol’ Liberal tolerance !
Don’t confuse anger with intolerance, republocrite.
Epic koan.
How about more of that good ‘ol Liberal hate? Does that work? And what are you doing by saying “so-called Christians”? The same damn thing, that’s what. *sigh*
True Xians follow the teachings of Christ and respect the Commandments.
“So-Called Xians” have no problem with bearing false witness, coveting, dehumanizing others, ignoring the social responsibility to feeding the hungry and clothing the naked. They are greedy, vain, wrathful people who invoke the name of Jesus to start wars, and would gladly beat down anyone of differing opinion.
Just like bigots of any other ideology. Such as you (except for the Jesus part).
Easy enough CF, Jesus said, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and spirit, and love your neighbor as you do yourself. Upon these two commands hang all others.” I am most definitely a Christian, but I try and avoid saying anything about Obama that isn’t true. I don’t like his politics, but I can honestly say I don’t hate the man.
Hypocrisy is a symbol and a testimony from the so-called Christians.
Hmm… looks like a higher quality beer than BL. I hope it’s Sam Adams. I bet Jim Koch would LOVE to see a candidate endorsing his beer. I sure do!
I hope it’s Samuel L. Jackson.
MF’ing Senators on this MF’ing plane!
MMMMM MMMMMM BITCH!
Somehow I don’t see Obama as a beer drinker. Maybe gin or scotch, but probably not beer. And if he were a beer drinker, I suspect he’d drink better beer than that!
Personally, I’m a big fan of North Coast Brewing Company’s “Old Rasputin.” It’s an imperial stout that makes Guiness look like water.
One word – Jager Bombs.
That’s a terrible thing to do to quality beer. Also, that’s more than one word.
Jager Bombs have no beer. Also, yes, I know.
I’m gonna regret this but
3 wise men?
His looks like an ale and the blonde’s looks like a heifeweisen (spelling fail). I would like to imagine that the bottles are Yeungling (spelling fail again) black and tan.
Of course everyone else is toasting with their cameras.
Agreed, the blonde’s has that cloudy look to it that indicates a hef.
Yuengling- You were close ^_^ (Bartend’s on the weekend
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Hefeweisen.
The Alchemist brewpub in Burlington, Vermont, makes one so decent that if you ask for a piece of citrus to squeeze into it, they’ll ask you to leave.
The blonde’s beer is a Belgian…the Raleigh Times (where the photo is taken) specializes in Belgians. The bottle is definitely not Yuengling..they don’t sell Yuengling. And they don’t sell Bud Light…Obama’s beer is a PBR!
Closest thing to real Guiness in the States is in the same bottles as 35years ago. Look for it or ask your local beverage merchant. (Not the watery draft stuff or the draft-in-a-battle novelty) And yes, Old Rasputin is a formidable brew. At 9% alcohol it has enabled me to speak in tongues on occasion. Cheers.
Old Rasputin FTW! A friend just introduced me a few months ago and it’s now one of my favorites. I’m a big fan of Arrogant Bastard too.
“You’re not worthy”
Had a bomber of that yesterday. (For those that haven’t tried it, Arrogant Bastard Ale’s tagline is “You’re not worthy”. Don’t want people thinking I’m that much a dick.)
Bite your tongue, you’re insulting the nectar of the gods.
Heh, good thing I don’t drink beer. XD
Other than the blonde in the foreground, nobody else looks that impressed.
The lady in blue looks like she’s thinking ” Yeah…right, douchebag!”!
I always thought Obama would turn water into Colt .45.
ZING! BLACK JOKE!
how could obama do that to perfectly good water!!??
eeeeeeeeexactly
can he turn it back to watter so i can drink it?
He can turn it back into water… sure. But, you wouldn’t want to drink it!
Why are making love in a canoe and light beers alike?
They are f*cking close to water.
Yet another Obama parlor trick to make us think he’s so much better than he currently is. I say currently because he has the potential, just not this time around.
as opposed to the same old failed policy, AKA if it doesn’t work just keep doing it again and again until it is so broke costs twice as much time, energy and money to fix it?
So long as China keeps lending us the money, why not? It’s not like we ever hope to regain our economic independence.
why the hell does everyone have to hate on domestics?
if something tastes good to you, you drink it. It’s like you have to scrutinize people that don’t like dark beer that tastes like rubbing alcohol. (opinion, not fact)
I’ve nothing wrong with a good, decent American beer-in-a-can. I’m something of a snob for microbrews (Arrogant Bastard, Fin du Monde, Trippel) I do so love a good Pabst Blue Ribbon. It’s American (unlike Bud, Miller and the rest) and it’s union.
He’s in the Raleigh Times Bar in Raleigh, NC…they don’t sell Bud, Miller, or the rest…he’s actually drinking a PBR!
Well, I have had beer from a lot of places, and quite honestly the domestics can’t hold a candle to them. Even MGD (which is my favorite American beer) is not even close to Tiger on tap.
You live in Australia don’t you? What is your opinion of the stuff down here?
I think Rudd was a mistake. Even though Howard was getting long in the tooth, I thought Costello would have been a good PM. Rudd seems to be ship without a tiller and frankly, Julia Gillard weirds me out. But, I don’t completely blame Rudd. Other then that, I think the politics are pretty lightweight compared to the States. Of course the government is completely different and I’m still trying to get my head around how it’s set up. I don’t know what a shadow minister of [insert department] is supposed to do.
On an official level, they are like a spokesman for their party on the given department.
In reality, shadow ministers are just meant to argue with the actual minister. They have no more power than a shadow back bencher however.
I kind of thought that’s how it was, I just couldn’t be sure.
Eh.. I thought he was talking about the beer…
Oh, and Toohey’s rocks!!
Did you only figure out that is what I was asking for, _after_ your political response? I chuckled.
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To be honest, I’m not much of an alcohol man myself. I’ve tried VB, Carlton Draught, and a wine I cannot remember; but they all tasted the same to me. And that same wasn’t that good.
I like VB as well and Carlton has some great commercials. I’m not much of a drinker either, but I do enjoy a good brew once in awhile. (and yes, good observation on my response.. hehe)
all beer is good as long as it’s cold. and some beers are good even when they’re not.
They are all good with Mexican food, as long as they are cold that is.
Snap!
Good beer doesn’t need to be cold. Great beer is mighty tasty at room temperature.
All cold does is numb the taste buds so you can’t tell you’re drinking piss water.
Different beers are brewed to taste best at different temperatures. IN GENERAL, European brews were originally stored in cellars at 45-50 degrees F–which Americans consider “warm”. After refrigeration became universally available, beer in the US, INCLUDING “IMPORTS”, were brewed to taste best at 40-45 deg F.
Okay, British car/bike/beer joke: Q: “Why do the English drink warm beer?” A: “Because their refrigerators are made by Lucas.” Ba dum bump.
oh! I would have said Rover.. but funny just the same!
I’m pretty sure Lucas makes the electrics for Rover, too.
Okay, did you hear about Rover’s new headlight switch? It now has three settings: Dim, Flicker, and Off. R, R.
Isn’t that the same thing?
With a magic trick like that he just won all the redneck votes.
I can almost hear them singing, “Ohhhh, 99 Republicans on the wall, 99 Republicans. Take one down kick him around. 98 Republicans on the wall” Oh wait, that’s just Obama trying to start a sing-a-long.
Doesn’t Cindy have a controlling interest in Budweiser? Oh, Obama, another fail to add to the list.
Wrong…it’s PBR. The Raleigh Times is my favorite bar and they don’t serve Budweiser!
This is so refreshing…I thought I might have been all alone in my thoughts.
Does he have a smoke with that beer?
But if he wants the black vote he had better be drinking Schlitz! (Did I say that?)
Actually, there’s no difference between water and Bud Light.
Water into wine? Pfft. Jesus Christ, they should call you Mario, because you just got 1-upped.