You say you’re with PETA?
You say you’re with PETA? Isn’t that Precious.
(Sarah Palin)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: ryanparsley
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You say you’re with PETA? Isn’t that Precious.
(Sarah Palin)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: ryanparsley
This is not what McCain meant when he said he wanted her on bear skin rug!
heehee
Yeah, yeah… we get it. The people choosing pictures are a democrats and doesn’t like her.
Seriously, what do you expect? If you expect otherwise, why on earth do you even look at this site?
I thought it was more of a jab at PETA. How is this lol really that biased? She claims to be an avid hunter and that picture was provided by the site.
I just laughed cuz I thought it was funny in its own context without even considering her as VP or even Sarah Palin.
No, no, no, this is more of the liberal agenda to malign her. It’s all a huge internet conspiracy, ya know.
No need to make an agenda. She’s perfectly capable of maligning herself.
To be honest, I would consider it a Palin jab if it had said. “Yes the bear is an ex-boyfriend and the crab is what I got from McCain.”
Just a PETA jab people… Damn, now I want to make that lol…
Ouch, that was harsh.
And I made the lol too.
>_>
<_<
I lol’ed
*claps*
I like that one
Thank you, I aim to please.
agreed. that rocks man.
send me the link to that lol you just made!
Assuming it works.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1979354
Now to wait for it to post since PK eats my posts with links before throwing them up about an hour later. >_<
WHAT IS ALL THIS ALGEBRA TALK – YOU STUPID LIBERALS WITH YOUR CONFUSING TERMINALOLGYS – WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME GOOD JOHN MCCAIN STRAIGHT TALK, PREFERABLY ABOARD THE STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS.
(I’m not even liberal, but it’s still awesome to make fun of stupid republicans just the same as stupid liberals)
Internet conspiracy?? Quick Simba! My strongest aluminum triangle hat!!
Real men wear square hats to match their ruggedness.
This makes me giggle. No matter what side of the aisle you’re on, this is actually funny!
I think this is making fun of both Palin & PETA. And I’m all for a little equal opportunity laugh!
Yeah. I get the sense that this was more “Sarah Palin is tougher than your gay french vegan Democrat commie nazi commienazi molestor, did I say commie? fascist, um…add stupid stereotype internet warriors have for democrats here…”
Because I am not sure if you’ve heard, but Sarah Palin eats moose and is a hockey mom.
Oh, come on. Over here on the left we can do way better than THAT obviously photoshopped piece of garbage up there.
And why do you think it’s Photoshopped? Palin comes from Alaska where they have bears AND king crabs. Amazing, ain’t it?
I retract this and upon further reflection, I think you’re right.. sorry ’bout that..
I guess you with the a republicans and doesn’t like these pictures.
No. We’re an equal-rights hate group. But it’s just SO easy to hate her!
what are you illiterate?
I am not for her PERIOD she is a wacky bitch who does not know how to run this country if Mcain dies. and I am not affiliated with any party.
Given her record as a successful hunter, People Eating Tasty Animals seems likely to fully endorse her candidacy. If you don’t like that, vote for someone else. But is it more humane to shoot and eat a moose that spent its life living in the wilds of AK or to eat beef manufactured on a feedlot in IL. Just think about it for a while…
Did they eat the bear?
It is hard to say. Many trophy hunters have lost the taste for the things they kill, which is a shame. The only person I know who has ever bear hunted did eat the meat, and claims it was really really good. Given the bear’s diet, it doesn’t seem that they would be the tastiest game animal you could hunt.
I do not squirrel hunt because I can’t stand the taste of squirrel. It doesn’t make any sense to me to kill something I am not indending to eat.
I have heard that bear meat is, in fact, not that good, and is more suited to stews.
Now Venison…
A bear is a meat eating predator for the most part and predators aren’t very tasty. I am against killing bears, unless they populations are wildly out of control and they are killing animals that are food sources for native populations.
Bears are actually omnivores, so they aren’t that bad a meat.
They *mostly* eat meat if I’m not mistaken. But will also eat veggies.
That describes me too but still omnivorous technically.
Depends on the type of bear. Black bears have mostly plant-based diets and will normally only have meat when it’s easily available (carrion, pet food, human garbage, etc). They don’t really hunt. Grizzlies, though, will actually hunt and fish for their prey, and of course Polar Bears eat nothing BUT meat.
Depends on what kind of bear and where it lives. A real Alaskan Grizzly bear might have a high percentage of salmon in their diet during season. An interior brown bear will (Wiki quote) “feed on a variety of plant products, including berries, roots, and sprouts, fungi as well as meat products such as fish, insects, and small mammals. Despite their reputation, most brown bears are not particularly carnivorous as they derive up to 90% of their dietary food energy from vegetable matter.”
Bears eat a lot of fruit, roots, rotten meat, garbage, bugs, grubs – they put the omni in omnivore.
I love bears!! I believe the bear in the picture is a grizzly, anyone?
That was what I thought as well, I think brown bears are smaller.
And don’t forget Pic-a-nic baskets.
Hey Boo Boo!
Actually, a lot of bears eat primarily plant-based diets and don’t get a lot of meat. The bears that have fed mostly on berries are actually quite tasty, according to an old hunter (black-powder rifle) friend who did eat the bears he hunted. He did say that you can tell what a particular bear has been eating (mostly berries vs mostly other plants vs higher proportion of prey animals) by how their meat tastes, in fact.
But yes, a bear that has subsisted mostly on prey animals, carrion, or human garbage is not good eating.
Personally, I’m more of a fan of traditional bow-hunting or black-powder rifle hunting than using all the high-tech laser sights and rifles with scopes and specially fabricated artificial hormonal attractants they have available today. That’s not really hunting. My granddad used to HUNT. And he was a good shot too… a lot of these idiots couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. They should make people take a test for shooting accuracy with their hunting weapon before they give someone a hunting license.
This was referring to black bears, btw. SOME black bears do eat a lot more meat but they’re pretty rare, and they usually are found near human habitations, preying on pets and eating garbage and dog and cat food that people leave out.
Ya bears pretty much eat what they lay their paws on. Just like us. Except with better environmental policies and less politics.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.
I lol’ed
Trued words have never been spoken. Written, yes. Spoken, no.
But ema, in the documentary “Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day” it makes it quite clear that bears prefer honey.
Now Jim, you know that is sensitive top secret military intelligence information. I’m afraid the Obama people will be paying you a visit real soon now. I would change my name if I were you.
Change it to Bob, God of Lolipops and Manly Farts.
I’ve actually had brown bear and it was in fact delicious. My Dad cooked it for Thanksgiving dinner several years ago and told the whole family it was a ham. The whole family had 3rds and 4ths before Dad told them it was bear and being more liberal leaning, they wouldn’t touch it for the rest of the night. I went back for several more slices because I didn’t give a damn – it was fuckin’ tasty.
I hate when politics get in the way of a good meal. Don’t let the bear die in vain. If it is there, respect it by eating it. Waste is disrespect, not eating. I suppose they thought it was better to just let it be wasted. *sigh*
This is why I am a moderate…
“But is it more humane to shoot and eat a moose that spent its life living in the wilds of AK or to eat beef manufactured on a feedlot in IL. Just think about it for a whileโฆ”
Well, let’s look at it this way. The cattle are overbred, artificially-selected beasts that probably can never live in the wild. They are raised and slaughtered every day for the express purpose of food production for humans. The parts of the cattle (or pig, or whatever) that we don’t eat, goes into pet food, while the skin goes to leather coats and couches and things, and pretty much every part gets a use found for it (I guess they still make gelatin out of hooves? Is there any other way to make it?) It’s simple economics. Plus, farmers and ranchers are always hurting (or so they claim. I live in Alberta – Canadian cattle country – so I hear it lots). They need your support!
My take is this – if you’re going to eat meat, then at least stick to that which we humans have fully taken over for ourselves, and leave the wild (wild meaning doesn’t need humans to survive) ones alone.
Frankly, a Muslim once told me that Muslims are technically banned from hunting, because Mohammed told them basically the same thing – that Allah has given man the domesticates, and that man shouldn’t be greedy. No hunting, leave the wild things be. So, I call my POV “Mohammed’s Compromise”. I should get an English version of the Koran to double-check this, but really, I find religious books to be a real snore.
So, when I comment further on hunting, THIS IS MY POSITION. One that PETA would probably disagree with, though I have bought their CDs in the past. Don’t listen to them, because the music sucks, but that’s about as far as it goes.
Horrible policies? You know it.
Not enough experience? I personally think so.
Legs that’ll stop a Mack Truck. Hell yes.
Yay, I am not alone in my attraction to women in the overly conservative look.
Yeah, ditto. A horrible personal failing…
But they just look Soooooooooo pent up… Okay I will shut up and wait to go to hell now.
Okay, that coffee table crab is just creepy.
I know! I love crab legs but that doesn’t mean I wan’t one staring at me, ick!
I didn’t think she’d care for crab. You can’t shoot them from a helicopter.
Haha yeah. I’m not really opposed to hunting as long as it’s done legally, (and I hope they at least ate the bear so it wasn’t wasted), but I just don’t get the keeping the dead animals around as trophies. That’s just me. Personally, the bear creeps me out.
I think hunting with a gun is for cowards. Show me a hunter who goes after a bear or moose with just a bowie knife!
Google bear hunting longbow – that’s pretty serious.
So is wild boar with just a knife.
There is no way that this is not Photoshopped.
That’s what I was gonna say. You can see the lines around the bear where it was lifted from another photo.
the “line” around the bottom of the bearskin is the edging put on to cover the ragged edges and make it look all nice and neat.
I actually have this same image and another one from another angle. She has absolutely no respect for wild life or nature.
She supports the completely inhumane act of hunting wolves in airplanes. If you don’t know what that is or what that means, watch the video I’ve linked to. If you care at all about animals, it will sicken you. The Federal Airborne Hunting Act of 1972 banned this method of hunting, but through a loophole it’s still possible. I understand predator control, but what they do isn’t okay. It’s cruel. And Palin supports it. She’s paid people to do it.
The bear is probably lined (to keep his formally wet, gooey insides from staining her tacky couch. That isn’t a sign it’s been Photoshopped in. It’s real.
(To see the pictures of Palin, you can go to my Vox here: http://powerpandapowermanda.vox.com/library/post/palins-obvious-love-of-nature.html)
I already knew the inhumanity of helicopter hunting so I didn’t need to check the video so I will simply say seconded.
Wolves are predators. If left unchecked they can and do destroy wildlife and domestic animals-including fido and little fluffy-when they get opposable thumbs they can climb up the food chain-until them-fuck’em.
then why pray tell, was there any wildlife left before humans showed up over here to “keep them in check”? It’s man who needs to be “kept in check”. There is nothing wrong with hunting, whether by man or beast. it’s excessive hunting, hunting for the kill and not to fill the belly that is the problem.
if you shoot it, eat it and wear it,
if your not going to eat it or wear it,
dont shoot it!!
I do love a dose of realism in my mornings. Thank you. I feel the same.
Keep your pet indoors or on a leash. If poochie gets torn apart by a wolf that’s the owner’s damn fault.
It’s called game management.Wolves are predators-if let unchecked they will destroy wildlife and domestic herds. They also prey on fido and little fuffy when given a chance. When they gain opposable thumbs they can climb the foodchain,untill then fug’em…
Maybe that’s nature’s way, or you know if you prefer God’s way, or telling you maybe you shouldn’t have domesticated animals near wild predators. Or maybe, those areas shouldn’t be inhabited. Maybe it’s nature’s (God’s) way of saying fug you.
Maybe not…
http://www.grizzlybay.org/PalinBear.jpg
They are both photoshopped!! Just because there are two of them doesn’t mean they are real.
That’s a slim possibility – but remember that Alaska is the state that has a stuffed and mounted grizzly bear greeting you when you walk into the baggage claim area at the Anchorage airport. Trophies line the walls of the terminals. Since this kind of stuff is seriously everywhere, and Alaskans are extremely proud of their hunting culture, why would you doubt that this kind of thing is in the governor’s offices?
Well, because they look fake.
All these comments and no reference to the fact that, now, on top of all the other problems Palin faces, she’s got crabs?
ROFL!!!!!
Quick, someone send this photo to the Enquirer right away!
Or CNN! (they believed the bikini-gun picture)
LOL!!
There were alleged reports of oil being stored in excessive amounts within the bowels of this specific bear. Palin jumped, the bear died, lulz were had and the throw-rug was an after-thought.
I wonder…when they do the Palin interview on Good Morning America later this week, will the interviewer be given a list of things they can and can’t ask about like they do with all the big stars that aren’t allowed to talk for themselves?
Remember: don’t talk about the issues.
lol, nice. “Also, say the word Maverick alot.”
Probably not. Michelle Obama already did that.
PETA bashing, I love it!
Play nice, boys and girls. Surely you were taught better than this. Why must conservatives whine so much about some perceived injustice caused by a bit of humor poked at one of their candidates ? I have always been under the impression that whiners were basically insecure individuals with little conviction in their beliefs. If that is the case with some of you on this website……. GROW UP ! You have no qualms about making sarcastic remarks about Democrats so why can’t Democrats make silly remarks about Republicans? By the way, not all Democrats are ‘liberals’ and not all Republicans are ‘ultra-conservative fanatics’. Most Americans are well-adjusted individuals with a healthy sense of humor……. it’s called ’survival’. Anyway, whichever party is elected to office, we as a nation, will certainly deserve what we get since we are the ones voting. So quit all your bellyaching and have some fun with it. What will be, will be.
You may have a point, but your diatribe is certainly slanted to the left. If you want to take the high road, you need to include both sides of the aisle. This is the main reason that most Republicans take issue. You want us to suck it up and take the joke, but when it’s turned around the other way, most Democrats go on the instant defensive. So again, your comment is probably correct in meaning, but it needs to include both sides in order to be taken fairly.
Actually I’ve found that the Republican crowd seems to have more trolls that outright bash others. Embarassing really – not to say Democrats don’t do the same, but I think the troll award really does go to the Republicans on this site.
I haven’t seen the left-leaning PK equivalent of EP and MegaBob, if that’s what you mean.
Politely, yes.
Well, there is actually no need for anyone like that on this site which is very left leaning, EP and MB are just keeping things level. It’s kind of like nature abhors a vacumn…?? (Not sure if that applies exactly, but you get my drift) Besides I think they’re fun.
I disagree. You, and Eddie and Trainwreck Chaser, and Ema, and any of my other conservative friends I’ve forgotten to mention is what keeps this site level. EP and MB are beyond that. I’d say their closest polar opposite would be Seth, but he hasn’t been around lately and he’s kind of mellowed out some. Do you guys remember the good ol’ days (about two months ago) when Seth was freaking crazy? Ah…. good times.
I do, those were fun times…. Maybe we can ryle him up again somehow
CF is getting close to that point with some of his comments, but that may just be me.
LOL!
Seth is on a mission damn it, and he doesn’t get distracted. I think Charlie is on a mission half the time, the other half I think he’s trying to f*ck with people in an obscure way none of us understands.
Hah ! Try Charlie Foxtrot, Jane, Kurt ,h8 and a whole host of others…
Do not try to claim that you are equal to me Bob.
You’re much better at trolling than me !
Trolling is it? I make intelligent comments based on my opinions on important political issues.
You resort to namecalling and possibly ID Hijacking. AND get irrationally upset at the slightest provocation.
That and I thought the point of the site was to make political lolz and then possibly debate about them. I would hate to think I made over 70 lolz when I should have been pampering Republicans…
Or Democrats or Martians or men in weird outfits. I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS PEOPLE!!!
Sorry for the double post.
Who decorates with a CRAB?!
Those who have them.
You mean you don’t? I guess it’s a Republican thing.. all my friends have a king crab sitting on their coffee tables.
I will stick to my imaginary Cthulhu tentacle that blinks at me on my wall, thank you.
I had one of those, but I gave it up for lent.
Hmmm, Lent you say… Somehow that makes me want to watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter now but I would have to find it. Dammit.
The bear in the picture is an Alaskian Kodiak that was shot by her father.The crab is an Alaskian king crab caught by her. It is rummored to be one of her favorite possessions. The picture was taken in her office,and is on several official sites-I doubt it was photo shoped.
That seems like such a waste. Can you imagine the crab meat you’d get out of those legs? Let’s throw some Chesapeake Bay Seasoning on that sucker and steam it!
I don’t need to imagine. I’ve had HALF of one of those monsters and I couldn’t finish it all. And I’m not a small person.
Why is she wearing sandals when there is snow on the ground?
That isn’t snow, those are clouds. She’s a couple stories up, if you look you can see water and the ground.
Ok, riddle me this, and I need an honest answer, not some biased anti-Palin or pro-Palin answer:
Does she hunt just for the sake of hunting, like for fun? Or does she hunt to eat? In this pic it looks like she does for fun, not for necessity so I’m just curious because if it is for fun, I’ve gotta say that in the bible God pretty much put people in charge of taking care of animals and if she’s out there killing them for fun she’s not being a good representative.
…or caretaker is one thing I meant to say in the last sentence but I mean representative of God’s people at the end there too.
I am pretty sure that by “be fruitful and multiple and make the world into a paradise” he didn’t mean oil rigs and wars.
I understand it’s for population control, which is completely ironic in my opinion because she’s so adamantly pro-life.
I feel the same way, that it’s ironic. People and animals are different. None, though, should be treated cruelly. I eat like a vegan and pray like a pro-lifer.
It’s so silly to me that my Obama-voting coworkers are shrieking about Palin shooting wolves “for population control,” and they vote for a man who’d let babies be killed for the same justification. Why are people pissed when wolves die but not babies?
Can’t we be nice to both people and animals? Why do we have to brutalize one or the other?
I was suggesting that the human race is overpopulated, but I can see how you’d take it the wrong way.
People, c’mon…it’s only okay to poke fun at Hillary (although, depending how conservative you are – that would turn into “hateful bashing”) – but not Palin. :/
If nobody knew her name, everyone would laugh at it. That’s a brilliant caption for the photo, regardless of political stance.
Nobody’s poking fun at Palin. They just captioned a picture really well.
seconded.
I love the photoshop on the bear. It’s charming.
Too bad Orca..err…Oprah won’t let her on her show until after the election ! What’s she afraid of ?
Don’t you think she looks tired?
And over there are the two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow…
WIN! best reference I’ve seen yet, and I’ve been reading the comments for months now ^_^
Thanks. I thought Hasil Atkins might be a bit obscure.
10th!!!!
THAT is hilarious! I haven’t tried bear. Moose meat is delicious though! But…I’m still voting Obama. No offense to moose and bear hunters intended.
OMG besides the fact that I hate hunters, that is REALLY bad decoration.
Absolutely funny!! GO PALIN! Hopefully she sends me a bear rug for Christmas as a kickback!!! Way better VP pick than Tax Hungry Biden.
Replying to my comment: By the way, I don’t hunt, am a vegetarian and think Democrats don’t have a clue on economics. The Clinton Administration instituted the policies that have led to this current mortgage crisis by mandating that companies have to lend to high risk applicants (folks that anyone with an understanding of money would know can’t pay it back). If the companies didn’t, they would face heavy fines. Oh, the two heads that Clinton put in charge of Fanni & Freddi at that time fleeced them for over $100million and now are advisors to Obama. McCain (and I’m not a huge McCain fan) saw this and tried to introduce legislation to correct the problem.
Man, can you imagine. That bear was once a living organism, probably looking for food in the forest. The crab could have just been walking in the sun.
And for those of you who say hunters love nature and animals because a lot donate to wildlife conservation, well, if I was hunting something I’d want to keep it alive too, so I could keep hunting.
I say save the animals of America and Alaska….. And leave the wolves
Leave the wolves alone* Stop slaughtering them
you guys know that’s photo-shopped, right?
and really bad photo-shop too
And you realize it’s not, right? I submit for your perusal {http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/07/us/08palin_600.JPG} You will notice the crab and the bear in the background..
I want to eat that crab!
photoshop. the bear isn’t producing the right shadow on the couch.
and look at it, it doesn’t appear to really rest on the couch properly.
the crab, however, is real.
Not.. again, go to {http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/07/us/08palin_600.JPG} and you will see the bear is in the photo.. *sheesh!*
You all shouldn’t be so hard on Sara Palin!….I think shes a FABULOUS source of comedy.