“Would I lie to ya?”
“Would I lie to ya?”
(George W. Bush)
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That would be a yes… And first
Jesus, don’t start that again…
But but but baiting assholes is fun, dammit.
FAUST!
Go to Hell
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, rented the Blu-Ray.
Jane, plz to be not feedn da trollz, kthxby.
Troll? Where?
First: We don’t speak lolspeak here, take that back the cat and dog website where it belongs.
Second: Read past threads and see the inside joke in my post.
Third: Continue living your life in shame.
Ouch Jane, having some rough days?
You’ve been gone! Who else can I talk to from across the aisle? (besides, like Sarah Palin, EP has also given birth recently, he named his child Megabob and it’s put me in somewhat of a hatin’ mood, glad to see you again!)
I’m here! Just ignored.. *sniff* Besides, I’ve been to busy wading through the troll posts to be able to post anything coherent.
Well that’s true Eddie, you have filled the void TC has left behind.
The thing is, we can have respect for your opinions because you speak them intelligently, unlike some others I’ve seen on here.
ROFLMAO! The soda…my nose, it burns!!
SRS BSNSS LEIK OMG
This isn’t LOLCATS….THIS…IS…SPARTA!!
I salute your courage, sir. For one, calling Bush a liar: be prepared to be whisked away, and also for saying first, for I can never bring myself to face the onslaught that ensues once one utters that syllable.
Well considering the laughable level of bile I received the other time I did it and the resulting cluster fuck… Let’s just say that I use it as a test to see which people have a stick up their asses.
I await the onslaught of indignation over the serious business that is PK.
Not from me, I made my point known last time!
Twas appreciated too.
To answer the question:
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does a bear s*it in the woods?
Oh, great. Now I have that Eurythmics song in my head.
Interesting to note that the most comments are going to teen pregnancy lols these days.
Hahaha, oh dubya. Always forgetting those many many times you’ve lied to us.
but in fairness, can a mentally challenged person really tell the difference between lies and truth, fantasy and reality, right from wrong? But wait… in Texas they execute the mentally challenged…..
Amazing how everyone on death row became “mentally challenged” overnight !
Who says the death penalty doesn’t work? They’re terrified of it !
I say they should be killed in the same manner that they killed their victim. If it was good enough for the victim, it’s good enough for the Killer !
Not saying everyone, but there were a number of cases of TX executing the mentally unfit and retarded.
And if the death penalty is so effective, why are there still so many people still on it?
Because courts suck.
The death penalty does not deter crime. Read a damn book or something.
But it does prevent them from being repeat offenders.
If everyone gets the death penalty then there won’t be any more murder. Brilliant!
I am starting to wonder if that was Mother Nature’s idea all along.
Let me begin by saying that I am affiliated with neither party. All politicians are on the same side, in my opinion, and that side is not for the people, though they all claim to be.
Now, my point is, that it’s funny to me how republicans are supposed to be pro-life, yet they support the death penalty. That makes no sense. If you are pro-life, you’re supposed to be all about preserving life, which obviously the death penalty does not do. Also a lot of republicans claim to have christian values and/or to be christian and Jesus once told a bunch of people who were about to stone a woman that whoever is without sin could cast the first stone. So nobody could stone her. And he didn’t hurl anything her way and he knew she wasn’t innocent.
Just a thought.
I shall quote George Carlin: “They want live babies so they can make dead soldiers.”
Yeah that’s a good one. Makes sense.
Too bad we lost Carlin. Damn mortality, taking all our good funny people…
Ah! Good old Bush is dumb lol, I missed ya!
Sorry fred, this is not a ‘Bush is dumb” lol. Categorical fail.
This is a ‘Bush is a liar’ lol. World’s of difference. The idea that he could pull off wonderfully Machiavellian schemes generally excludes the idea that he’s a moron.
That’s fine, as long as there is no Sarah Palin in it.
Cookie for using “Machiavellian” in a sentence.
I love bush! But not the president. And not what you think either. I love foliage. really… as I am a gardener.
A shrubber?
Does his name look like Roger to you?
We want…A SHRUBBERY.
Ni! Ni Ni Ni!!!
Yes, but then ALL politicians lie. It’s in their DNA.
Unfortunately they get it from the rest of us. Garbage in, garbage out.
First sitting president not to show up at his own party’s convention in 40 years. Bush? Bush who? There’s no Bush here! You must have us confused with some other party, we’re the party of Change!
They may have sent him the wrong address on purpose. =P
It was a potential photo op of being more concerned about the hurricane THIS TIME rather than attend the convention. This is why I’m not going to watch TV for awhile – it’s bad enough to read about it. “Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?”
We won’t even get started on Cheney.
John McCain is a stupid moron too, vote for him and ur voting for a fat bush with a robot she male wife.
You can’t even spell “Nipples”, and you’re calling someone else a moron?
Not to mention “you’re”, though that’s being nitpicky considering this is the intertubes… Still, I’m surprised EP. I thought that would have been a good “There’s more of that Liberal hate.” opportunity. Not feeling it today?
Hey, look: I’m reaching across the proverbial aisle.
It’s not unheard of, but it is pretty rare, that I agree with you guys. This is one of those instances. I’d rather spend the weekend chewing on tin foil than read many posts with TXT-speak gibberish; we have the ICHC boards for that. Here intelligent discourse is preferred.
Fourthed.
LOL ZOMG PUNDIT KITCHEN IZNT LIEK CHEEZBURGERZ PUNDIT KITCHEN IS SRS BSNSS
THIS ISN’T ICHC… This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!!!
In bed.
in Europe
In Soviet Russia…
In my pants
Yeah, I’m with you Herb.
Yes, I agree with that, no matter how our positions differ.
Maybe he misspelled Naples. Maybe he loves Italy…
I know its nipples i just dont like it that way, its just a fake name.
And i doubt that changes anything i said.
Bush is a moron, and everyone that follows him its an ass too.
It’s just a joke.
I’ve been thinking that of the last 8 years as well.
Ditto but I haven’t laughed at that joke. This joke, and I salute Slackertarian, I laughed at.
1/20/09: End of an error.
And I lol’d again. XD
I saw a newspaper headline today that said exactly that, “End of a Error”.
It was unrelated to this though, talking about removing spelling from school curricula and just letting kids use a spell-check.
That is lame! More dumbing down of America.
another bush joke. where are the obama ones?
like you could have one that says “there are only 50 states?!”
I got Obama jokes up the wazoo
I hear there is a cream for that.
It comes with a special applicator.
wriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
haha me too
BAAAAWWWWWWW
Well, you see the Obama lols are hiding in a special part of PK. What you have to do is press your shift key at the same time you’re starting a sentence and it’ll link you to them. Have fun, they’re hilarious!
Burn.
I heard that alt+f4 brings up the Obama lols.
They have been banned by the Liberals who are afraid that Obama would collapse into a weeping pile of dung if he is ever insulted- he’s so fragile and unable tolerate any dissent!
is that why Palin hasn’t addressed the media? creampuff
I can understand why she would want to have all her ducks in a row first. The press has not been all that friendly towards her as they have towards Obama. They had practically crowned him king already, so they aren’t happy with her.
I can see why. He’s already starting to crumble on his own.
Yeah, Obama checks PK everyday just biting his nails to see if he’s going to get made fun of or not.
With a box of tissues and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s just in case anyone makes one so mean he cries himself to sleep.
Don’t forget the sex slaves to take the edge off his broken pride.
The Eurythmics: “Ooooooh yeah!”
Repeatedly.
This is full of much win.
Is a bear Catholic ? Does the Pope poop in the woods ? Would this be easier in a dictatorship, just so long as I’m the dictator ? Am I a conservative Christian ?
No, to all of them.
He’s either a liar or stupid, take your pick.
How do you know the Pope DOESN’T poop in the woods? Are you with him every time he poops?
Do you really want an answer?
OR that a bear is NOT Catholic? I challenge you on that one sir! Have you sat in on every Catholic mass?
No… you are too stupid to lie.
Yes. Yes you would.
Uhhhh….
yes